cow person

  • Person who doesn't read comics: Batman is so cool. He's such a loner. He doesn't need anyone to get the job done.
  • Me: You know he has like 9 kids, right?
  • Person who doesn't read comics: ...excuse me what?
  • Me: Yeah! Dick, Jason, Babs, Tim, Steph, Cass, Damian, Duke, and Harper.
  • Person who doesn't read comics: ...excuse me...what?
  • Me: I mean, he adopted Dick, Jason, Tim and Cass. Damian is his biological son. He just mentors the rest but they may as well be his babies. And then he has Alfred, and Leslie Thompkins, and quite a few allies he trusts. Superman, Wonder Woman. Batwoman.
  • Person who doesn't read comics: He hates Superman.
  • Me: Hahaha! Dude, they are like best bros. One time they limped through a sewer together after Metallo shot Clark with a Kryptonite bullet, reminiscing about old enemies. It was adorable!
  • Person who doesn't read comics: but-
  • Me: And then there's the squad of lady friends. Catwoman, Zatanna, Talia, Black Canary. I'm probably missing a bunch.
  • Person who doesn't read comics: I-
  • Me: :) :) :) :) :)
  • Person who doesn't read comics: BUT HE'S A LONER!
  • Me: Tell that to Damian. Bruce let him keep a cow in the batcave.
  • Person who doesn't read comics: *bursts into tears*

TFW your little brother is 3X bigger than you are despite you being 5 years older than him.

Malk and his little brother, Dallas. They’re only half related, sharing a father. Their Father is a Minotaur. Dallas had a Minotaur Mother and Malk had a CowFolk mother. They hang out sometimes and Dallas likes to go to the breakfast place Malk works at after leaving anger management classes. (his temperment is getting better.) Dallas honestly thinks it’s a bit weird that Malk’s place of work allows him to work in basically hooters styled cow print hotpants.

Io: Go away, Zeus.

Zeus: Oh, honey, don’t be that way - oh shit, hide!

Io: I have absolutely no reason to hide from your wife -

[gets turned into a cow]

Hera: [immediately recognising her own damned priestess, transformed into a cow] oh, Zeus, honey. Did you bring me a cow? How lovely! I’ll take good care of it.

[leads cow away]

Io: Moo

Hera: You’re welcome, dear.

Everytime I see someone say “I’ve been watching you guys since (something from long time ago), thanks for (memories and old stuff)” to anyone from CowChop, I feel like I don’t deserve to be a fan because I just found James and Aleks this year and I wasn’t there with all the old memories, sad or happy.

That not being there when James “retired” for awhile or seeing “Immortal” become Aleks with the face reveal makes me think that I’m not really part of this family, community or whatever.

I know CowChop still has a future, a time in the far future I can say “I was a fan since “educational STD penis vid” or “The CowChop House” and make people remember the good old times but right now I feel like I wasn’t there for a large part of these guys careers and I should just give up on being a fan because I can’t connect to James, Aleks and the guys like all of the really old fans.


Why did this moment happen and why did i decide to gif it