cow hats

Veronica and JD in Hats
  • *corpse lying on the floor*
  • Veronica: Explain what happened before I got home.
  • JD: Well, I was upstairs...
  • Veronica: Okay.
  • JD: I was sitting in my room, reading a book.
  • Veronica: Go on.
  • JD: And well, this guy walked in...
  • Veronica: Okay.
  • JD: So I went up to him...
  • Veronica: Yes.
  • JD: And I, uh, I stabbed him 37 times in the chest.
  • Veronica:
  • JD:
  • Veronica: JD, that kills people!
  • JD: Oh! Well, I, uh, I didn't know that.
  • Veronica: How could you not know that?!
  • JD: Yeah, I'm in the wrong here. I suck.