tykira45  asked:

Following the previous anon ask, how would the suitors react to the princess watching porn? (There's porn in Wysteria?! 0///0)

Well… 😅😅😅 I guess let’s say they catch her watching some.

Giles “Oh Princess, if you wanted something like that you should have asked me…”

Sid - *sits on the sofa* “Oh yeah, we’re definitely trying that later.”

Leo - “Let’s do that- except add some whipped cream …”

Nico - “This makes me hungry.”

Albert - *his eyes are like saucers and he’s having a nasal hemorrhage*

Louis - *he’s covering his eyes a peeking through his fingers* “Princess… this is scary.”

Robert - “Princess, a lady should not watch this sort of thing… well, at least not where someone like me could catch you.” *wink wink*

Byron - “Is this a Wysterian custom?”

Rayvis - “Is this for research purposes?”

Alyn - “Well, that’s kinda hot… but that’s weird, I don’t wanna do that one…”

anonymous asked:

can i please get a match-up for a friend of mine? she's a girl, 5'3" (insists she's 5'6"), green eyes, long wavy brown hair and a fringe covering her left eye. she also has a pair of 'geeky' glasses. she enjoys reading, drawing, has social anxiety and was raised on a farm. she's also a self-published author of darker fiction. she's very protective, sarcastic and a wonderful person. thanks in advance!

Her Matchup is…


•you said she has social anxiety so I think Subaru might understand that. I mean, he hates socializing, so he would know very well the overwhelming feeling when it comes to being in big crowds or opening up to someone else. Not that he’d empathize with her that soon, though.

•He even says he doesn’t need to be protected, but deep down inside he does enjoy her protectiveness. Now, she would have to leave her sarcastic attitude aside. I mean, it’s Subaru were talking about. He would get really angry if someone were to act like that with him.

•He ,sometimes, would ask about her past farm life, thinking that it might be peaceful to live in there. If they two were to stay together, he’d probably choose moving with her to a silent, restful place.

•Subaru, not being a huge fan of literature himself, would be very curious about her writings. He’d probably enjoy the dark themed-fiction.

Little something I never noticed before about the prophecy.

We know it was foretold that the chosen king would arise and fend off the forces of darkness, but I never realised just how accurate the painting of the prophecy would turn out to be.

That’s the chocobros. The king, Noct, in the middle; the blond, Prompto, to his left; to his right there’s a bearded man, leg braced powerfully in front of him, clearly Gladiolus.

And look who Gladiolus is supporting, arm slung around his shoulder. Ignis, wouldn’t you think?

Look at his face.

Looks a lot like a bandage covering his eye, right?

Ignis’s injury was literally foretold by the prophecy.

brb, crying.

Baseball (M)

(I can’t get over baseball Jungkook so I had to write something)

╳ Pairing: Jungkook x Reader 

╳ Genre: smut | One shot

╳ Summary: You hated being dragged to baseball games because your best friends boyfriend was on the team. But maybe this time wasn’t going to be so bad.

“You know I hate baseball” You said, your arm being dragged as your friend pulled you across your lawn.

“Yes, and basically any sport” Your friend Rylee said, unlocking her car door. “But today is his big game and I really want you to come along!”

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Covered eyes -Chapter 5

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Hmm….suspicious, Delirious thought as he stared at Cartoonz’s goofy grin. He was grinning from ear to ear at random times throughout the day, like he thought of something adorable or funny.


He’s being awfully cheerful.


Very suspicious indeed.

“DELIRIOUS.” Cartoonz called him.

“Huh what?” Delirious snapped out of his train of thoughts.

“You have been mumbling and staring at my face for a good few seconds. I know I’m quite handsome and all, but what’s your problem with it?” He asked

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a hair extension potion made by Anna! He’ll probably lose his hair in a couple of days ahahaha

idea by @draceempressa and was drawn by me :D

Wrong Taxi (Part 1)

Summary: You get into an already occupied taxi and what ensues can only be bad luck. (Done for Kait’s 5k AU Writing Challenge).

Word Count: 2,757

Warnings: Drinking. Throwing up. 

A/N: This was supposed to be a drabble series, but it is definitely not lol. I hope you all enjoy this first part. It’s gonna be a fun ride :D

Originally posted by dolorioushaze

The heartache was more than you could have ever foreseen. You were blissfully unaware of how much value you had placed on your relationship with your now-ex boyfriend. It was a slap in the face when he broke up with you and you found yourself crying in a bathroom stall at work. Cursing at yourself, you wiped your eyes with the coarse toilet paper, hissing at the sting it caused on the sensitive skin. Kleenex did a much better job, but the box was currently sitting on your desk, which was in the middle of the vast office you worked at. And the last thing you wanted was wandering eyes and gossips flowing around the office with you in the center of it all.

Blowing your nose, you groaned and buried your face in your hands. Expletives ricocheted back and forth inside your brain, almost all of them directed at your former boyfriend, but some of them were for yourself. You had been foolish, utterly and completely foolish. Thinking that he was as in love with you as you were with him, you had even asked him to move in the previous week. He had just smiled at you and told you he’d think about it.

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