cousin works

anonymous asked:

1. Since everyone’s sharing their receipts, I thought I’d toss mine into the pile. My best friend’s mom’s podiatrist’s daughter-in-law’s second cousin, worked catering on the Dunkirk set in Los Angeles. Somehow one day she got turned around on her way to set up one of the tables and wound up walking straight into Harry Styles’ trailer. She didn’t see a whole lot, as she quickly excused herself, but she did recall spotting a multi-colored teddy bear propped up on a chair...

2. Her most vivid memory however, is of Harry facetiming with a very smoll man with a fringe and the bluest eyes. They were blowing kisses to each other and counting each one when she walked in. They were on the 28th kiss. Take this with a grain of salt if you must, but my best friend’s mom’s podiatrist’s daughter-in-law’s second cousin would never make this up.

I wasn’t sure where this was going but then they got to the 28th kiss and I lost it


this is extremely believable and you should tell your best friend’s mom’s podiatrist’s daughter-in-law’s second cousin to BUY AND STREAM BACK TO YOU!!! OUT NOW!!!

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so my cousin works at this little zoo type place and she keeps sending me exquisitely adorable pictures of her favourite animal, the momonga

they are also now my favourite animal

I figure we could all use a little cute in our lives right now

I put their names in the captions when I remembered them, some are more memorable than others

Warning that this is going to be a little bit of a tangent, but I’ve been thinking…

First an anecdote: I’m on family vacation rn and my cousin’s SO works for Vice/Viceland on some of their docuseries, and he was talking about this one person who they profiled in one of their documentaries - I’m trying to stay as vague as possible to protect privacy here - and how they were like, this extremely thrill-seeking to the point of danger and and overall out there personality. He attributed some this behavior to the many accidents this individual has had as an extreme sports athlete. Now, there are a lot of members in my family who work in helping professions (nursing, physical therapy, social work etc.) so he followed up the story by joking about the idea of having this individual attend therapy or w/e like, “Rehabilitate them? Why would we want to do that?” As in, the person is so entertaining on their own and fully functional, and if they weren’t like that, then they would have never ended up with the documentary that they did so why think changing that? (please note he wasn’t being 100% serious, I’m sure he would want this individual to get help if they so desired)

And then it dawned on me. With Gorillaz, I think I and others have hoped for a lot regarding the lore, particularly character development for everyone, for SOMETHING to progress or regress, some break in the stasis. But like, sometimes I wonder whether Jamie looks at it like my cousin’s SO looks at some of the client’s he works with, like, why should Murdoc change? Why should we want character development for 2D? Why should the band ever not be completely dysfunctional? After all, it’s over the top and ridiculous, not believable in the slightest and completely fucked up, and that’s the very essence of Gorillaz in many ways. I’ve also recognized to some extent that I shouldn’t expect an intricate plot or satisfying conclusion to conflicts, but idk what it was about that convo but it really just drove that message home for me. And like, their comment about the band “making music together forever” hinted at this. Like, you can only develop a character so much while also resolving to keep them stuck in their same situation, imo (though this is also just me with my opinion that the band breaking up permanently would be the logical direction to take considering all that has happened).

And I’m not saying it’s pointless to still want to see change. I think to some extent there have been small changes here and there, and we know from Plastic Beach that they’ve been open to trying this (thought PB flopped which probably didn’t do much to encourage them), but I know for myself personally, I’m going to be taking the “don’t expect too much” perspective a lot more seriously, especially in preparation for the show, if it happens.

Submitted by @ lord-of-the-dark-realms 

Siblings

So, I had this thought after reading several stories about humans giving birth and not having eggs.  What if aliens do not have ‘family units’ the same way humans do, but instead raise children in more of a group setting.

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Captain H'roll'ah was excited to have hired on not just 1 but 3 humans, all of whom were extremely qualified for space travel.  Even better, they were all from the same clan and so there would be no rivalry or refusal to work together because of old scores to settle.

“Captain! Three humans just came in a have taken over the dining area! WHAT SHOULD WE DO?!?” Ensign Khralhen was out of breath and panicked, but his species was notoriously afraid of humans after it became public knowledge how dangerous they were.  Not that his own was much better, but H'roll'ah knew that these humans should be here and it was probably near a meal time for them.  How could such an evolutionary advanced and apated species not figure out a way to avoid needing 3 or meals a day was beyond H'roll'ah.

“It is fine, Ensign Khralhen.  These are likely the Humans that I just signed on to the crew.  They are from the same clan, so they should work at peak efficiency,” the Captain answered, trying to put as much calm and soothing into his voice as possible, “Let us go introduce ourselves and welcome them so that the ‘pack-bonding’ can begin.”

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“Greetings, I am Captain H'roll'ah and this is Ensign Khralhen, our cook.”

“Nice ta meetcha! Cook, huh? Guess we best buddy up to you right quick then!” said the male.  He was average height for a human and perhaps a little on the heavy side, but H'roll'ah knew that it was likely muscle not fat.  After all, this human and one of his female companions were security personnel.

“Always thinking with you stomach, Thomas.  How about you buddy up to the Captain, so that we do not get kicked off this boat? Hmm?” said the smaller female, later identified as Samantha or “Sam” for ease.  "Small" being used only in comparison because she did not have the bulk of her clanmates.  She must be the medical officer.  H'roll'ah was worried that she would be distant from her clanmates but her body language suggested extreme comfort and trust, above what H'roll'ah felt for his own clanmates of different castes.  The third human, Laura if the captain remembered correctly, remained silent but was constantly looking around, as if expecting an attack at any moment, not that strange considering all that H'roll'ah had hear about Earth.

“Well then, please tell me what times that the three of you eat, and I will prepare food for you then.  Also, please tell me any dietary restrictions you have so that you do not have any medical incidents,” Khralhen said, realizing that the humans could be bribed with food as easily as a Con'valix could be bribed with fruits.

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(3 Months Later)

Captain H'roll'ah was surprised at how well the humans worked together.  He thought that they might exceed standard human operating efficiency by 10%, but regularly they were 20-25% better than the reported average.  They barely needed to vocalize to communicate, and they were able to remember each other’s needs and the needs of the crew extremely well.  Captain H'roll'ah decided to ask them how they did it, and if it was a clan trait, where he could hire more humans of clan “Walker.”

“Thomas clan Walker, do you have a few minutes to talk about personal matters?” The captain asked, assuming that Thomas would, since he was off shift and relaxing in the lounge.

“Sure thing, hoss.  What can I do for you?  And I hope this isn’t about my or Laura’s tattoo’s, because we had to settle a bet on that a few days ago,” Thomas answered easily.  He was a bit flippant for the captain’s taste, but his results were impeccable and the other humans followed his lead, which spoke volumes for the man.  

“I was hoping that you could explain how you and your clanmates have achieved such a high efficiency rate.  You perform well above average, even for clanmates who grew up together.”

“Clanmates? Oh, that’s right! Sam mentioned that your species, and most species on this ship raise their young in a group setting and the kids hatch from eggs, right?”

“That is correct, and please do not remind me that human females carry their young in their bodies like a parasite.  The last time Sam explained that, it was enough to make all of us wonder how humans have managed to reproduce at all.” H'roll'ah still shuddered when he thought of it, and Khralhen wasn’t able to cook for 3 days after Sam had explained human reproduction.

“Fair enough, I think we reproduce more by accident that anything else, but yeah.  Me, Laura, and Sam are not clanmates like you think,” Thomas chuckled and shook his head, “We are siblings.”

“I do not know this word,” H'roll'ah answered uneasily.  In his experience, an unknown term from a human meant that something painful, gross, horrifying, or all 3 was about to be revealed.

“Sam could explain it better, and having Laura here only seems fair…” Thomas trailed off as he reached for his comm.  "Hey, brats (again with the casual disrespect), can you both get up to the lounge? Captain wants to know about siblings.“ H'roll'ah was always surprised that Thomas clan Walker could be disrespectful when asking for others to do something.

“Sure, be right up,” Sam responded.  She was likely a floor up in the medical facilities and wanted to take a break.

“Grrhhrhhgg.” Laura clan Walker had been sleeping, then, and did not want to come.

“Thanks, ladies, you can both explain family better than me.”  Now the captain was worried again because there was a second new word being bandied around.

~~~

“So, captain, a family unit for humans is very small compared to yours of Ensign Khralhen’s,” Sam explained, “A family is usually made up of the mother and/or father or a surrogate who has assumed that role and the children.  It usually numbers no more than 4-7 individuals.”

“But…But…how do you grow or develop? And to place all that burden on only one or two adults, how do they do anything else?” spluttered K'roll'ah.  He was shocked to find out that humans in the region called ‘America’ did not have an open community.

“Well, children who share 1 or both parents are called “siblings”, and they develop together.  The adults are called “parents”, and yeah, there is a definite loss of freedom involved.“

“So then, you three are…siblings?” H'roll'ah asked.

“Yes, Thomas is the oldest, and Laura is the youngest, with me in the middle,” answered Sam, “and our father bailed on us after Laura was 3 years old, so Tom became the ‘man of the house’ at 7 years old.”

THAT explained Thomas clan Walker’s attitude! Captain H'roll'ah realized that Thomas clan Walker had been in a command position and not had a commander from a young age!

“So that is why you both follow him? He is the new leader”

“Kind of, he is just the best at leading.  He knows what to do and does it well.” Laura answered, which was rare; she was the most quiet of the three.

“And the reason for your peak efficiency?” Captain H'roll'ah asked, determined to get an answer to his question.

“Well, we have known each other all our lives and spent most of those lives in close proximity to each other.  We just understand each other from the long familiarity and exposure.”

“Ah, the same way a pilot becomes better from being on the same ship, just with a person instead.”

“Exactly! And if you are interested in hiring others we are familiar with, we have some cousins, children of our parents’ siblings, who we know very well and want to get into space.”

“Then I will look them up, thank you for answering my questions." 

Humans were a strange species.  Instead of focusing on a large community, they developed close bonds with only a few people who share familial ties with them.  Captain H'roll'ah did hire the 'cousins’ and they worked out very well.  The human guidebook was updated to notify captains that humans sharing close blood ties have the potential to perform at higher than normal efficiency.  

~~

Now somebody write a story about a captain hiring siblings who hate/cannot stand each other!

A Warm, Safe Place

Originally posted by hunterchesters

Dean x reader drabble 

Summary: You and Dean find a small infant while clearing a crime scene. She suddenly becomes the center of the world.

Warnings: mild angst, mention of blood, life-threatening wounds. Dean being his perfect paternal self?? 

Word count: 

A/N: thank you so much for reading!

You both stood over the crib. Fingers which, only minutes ago, had been poised over their two respective triggers, now lay at rest by your sides. Each of you more wordless than the other. Instead of the monster you’d been expecting, there was a nursery. A soft raspberry-colored room, with accents of pinks and whites. Stuffed animals were spread sparsely throughout the room, and a small bookshelf to the far left held just a few children’s books that’d been read thousands of times to unborn ears. 

 And here you stood, Dean beside you, as your eyes remained glued to the infant laying inside the confines of the crib. Her parents were gone, torn apart brutally in the early morning. Tragedy had befallen the sweet baby in front of you, and all you could think about was how peaceful she seemed, how innocent and unknowing she was in all of this. Her jaw moved up and down as if she was still sucking on a binkie, and the gentle sound that came from her not-possibly-more-than-two-month-old form melted your heart.

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Shiro canonically being six and a quarter years old is the best news I’ve heard this entire year.

Mine

Originally posted by worldstyles

REQUEST: Jealous Harry smut

HARRY’S TEXTS // (Y/N)’S TEXTS

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Bangtan Fic Rec Pt. 2

so my second fic rec… this took even longer than the other one ;;
(i really read too much..)
it is again like 90% Yoonmin. and so much fluff! (why???) 

Series:

Head Over Feed (Yoonmin, Smut & Fluff, 3 Works): http://archiveofourown.org/series/563050

kiss kiss, bang bang (Vkook, Yoonmin, Police AU, Smut, 4 Works): http://archiveofourown.org/series/577105

You Shine So Bright (Sugakookie, Angst, Fluff & Smut, 3 Works): http://archiveofourown.org/series/512323

Complete/One Shot:

Love at First Sigh (Yoonmin, Fluff, One Shot): Yoongi and Jimin fall in love with sounds.AU where Yoongi and Jimin have apartments next to each other, and their showers share a wall. https://archiveofourown.org/works/4187631

Our Names (Yoonmin, Fluff, High School AU, One Shot):
“Min Yoongi,” Jimin writes the name over and over in the margins of his notebook. Swirling hearts and flowers around the words. He sighs leaning his elbow against his desk, chin in hand. 
http://archiveofourown.org/works/4460210

The Dutiful Brother and His Sister’s Way Too Handsome Boyfriend (Yoonmin, Fluff, 11/11): Yoongi’s sister Hani is fake-dating Jimin to hide from her mother that she’s gay, but Yoongi doesn’t know this. All Yoongi knows is that he has had a not-so-little crush on Jimin for over a year and that its kinda hard to be a supportive dutiful brother when Jimin is just too blindingly beautiful. http://archiveofourown.org/works/5924095/chapters/14552764

the moon and the stars (Vkook, College AU, One Shot): based off of Real Events that happened to me the other day. i ended up screaming to siobhandestele about it and they told me to write a fic about it. and the word moderation does not exist in my vocabulary so http://archiveofourown.org/works/3736375

Tattooed Heart (Yoonmin, Fluff, One Shot): Five times Yoongi tattoos himself with small things he loves about his boyfriend, and one time Jimin does the samehttp://archiveofourown.org/works/7236649

Severe Weather (Yoonmin, Smut, Demons, One Shot): Min Yoongi has had a very, very long day.So when Yoongi opens the door to his one-room apartment a little after eight in the morning soaking wet, sleep-deprived, and extremely irritated, he isn’t really sure what to think of the man with horns and a tail lying naked in his bed. http://archiveofourown.org/works/7381792

Love, Simply (Yoonmin, Office AU, Angst & Smut, 2/2): Love happens when you least expect it. And sometimes, that isn’t good thing. http://archiveofourown.org/works/6552358/chapters/14990722

Cerulean and Malachite (Sugakookie, Soulmate AU, Fluff & Smut, One Shot): tumblr prompt from anon: “You said you take requests on here on your ao3 and I’m here with a request! How about a SugaKookie soulmates. After that, you can do whatever you want with it, but if you could add some smut, that would be nice. :) Thank you!” http://archiveofourown.org/works/7374217

Stupid Cupid (Sugakookie, Hanahaki Disease, Fluff, One Shot): Min Yoongi literally gets clotheslined by love and he is so, so pissed about it. OR: That time Jeongguk made Yoongi cough up flowers.  http://archiveofourown.org/works/7076281

you should be afraid of me (Yoonmin, Smut, 2/2): Jimin lets him bend him — break him — mould him into any shape Yoongi wants — even likes it more than he admits. But Yoongi knows better than to think he’s the one in control.Because he isn’t. Not really.(Or: Yoongi’s back from a business trip and Jimin has a surprise for him.)  http://archiveofourown.org/works/5346614/chapters/12346127

I’m Glad You’re My First (Yoomin, College AU, Fluff & Smut, One Shot):   Jimin wasn’t a prude, he just liked saving his firsts for everything for someone special. And, that special someone was Min Yoongi.  http://archiveofourown.org/works/5902192

The One With The Hiding (Yoonmin, Fluff, 5+1, 2/2): Five Times That Yoongi And Jimin Aren’t Alone (+1 time they are) (FRIENDS!au)  http://archiveofourown.org/works/7432909/chapters/16884209

Smoke and Mirrors (Yoonmin, Namjin, Light Angst, 8/8): Jimin went out for a night-time walk a few times a week, maybe just to see the man smoking outside. His life was suddenly not so boring, his routine not so strict, and the friendship with his room-mate not so great.  http://archiveofourown.org/works/6660382/chapters/15233809

Watch the Stars With Me (Sugakookie, Namjin, AU, Smut, 11/11): One night, Namjoon brings along a shy but handsome boy named Jungkook to their hangout at the abandoned train station. And as much as Yoongi resists, he can’t help but fall for him.  http://archiveofourown.org/works/6534985/chapters/14950390

Wash Away My Loneliness (Yoonmin, Car Wash AU, Fluff, One Shot): There are a lot of car washes in the area that could do a better job, but not all of them have Park Jimin as an employee. So Yoongi keeps coming back.  http://archiveofourown.org/works/6512506

speed it up so we can slow it down (Yoonmin, Smut/PwP, Daddy!Kink, One Shot): Jimin wants to be more than just Yoongi’s escort but he’s doing a horrible job of telling him and Yoongi really hates Jeon Jungkook.  http://archiveofourown.org/works/7262095

Why Are You Shaking Up My Heart? (Yoonmin, Vhope, Fluff, One Shot):  Taehyung has a huge crush on Hoseok-hyung and gets Jimin to help him out. College AU. http://archiveofourown.org/works/1584590

Working Title (Yoonmin, Fluff, Canon, One Shot): Jimin writes fic. Yoongi doesn’t care. Not at all. Not one bit. Not until he finds the Yoonmin fic. http://archiveofourown.org/works/6188320

Choke and Pull (Yoonmin, Smut, One Shot): Jimin’s favorite part is getting Yoongi out of his Armani suits. http://archiveofourown.org/works/6901021

A Half-Breed and A Prince (Vmon, Supernatural AU, Smut, One Shot): Tumblr prompt from anon: “Vmon. Truth or Dare. Open to interpretation!!” http://archiveofourown.org/works/7029955

I Just Want to Be Your Fantasy,.. (Yoonmin, Vkook, Angst & Smut, 6/6): Jimin was a sex worker who received from one of his clients the proposition of a lifetime.   http://archiveofourown.org/works/7901302/chapters/18048832

we are like parallel lines (Taegi, Bording School AU, One Shot): In which Taehyung confesses to Yoongi and Yoongi believes Taehyung only has a short-lived crush. http://archiveofourown.org/works/8098351

be my bad boy (Sugakookie, PwP, One Shot): If he asks nicely, he’ll get what he wants. If he says ‘please,’ bats his eyelashes, pouts his lips and pours his innocence out before Yoongi, he’ll get what he wants.  http://archiveofourown.org/works/8099905

Emotional Whiplash (Vhope, Side!Yoonminkook, College AU, Fluff & Smut, 3/3): tumblr prompt from anon: “could you please write a fake dating!VHope with smut and eventual feelings? :) http://archiveofourown.org/works/7750933/chapters/17672341

Perfect Is the Sound of You Breaking (Yoonmin, Smut, One Shot): Jimin likes being good, he likes being perfect.  http://archiveofourown.org/works/8147768

Take Me To Church (Yoonmin, Demon!Yoongi, Smut, One Shot): Jimin, much to his chagrin, has a demon called Yoongi living in his bedroom. Things would be easier if Yoongi were a soul sucking monster instead of charming and unfairly hot. http://archiveofourown.org/works/8133215

Butterfingers (Yoonmin, College AU, Fluff & Crack, One Shot): Jimin’s life is no fairytale. But if it was, it’d go something like this. (Or: the AU in which Jimin is cursed to drop whatever he’s holding every time he sees the person he loves) http://archiveofourown.org/works/7848391

Choker (Yoonmin, PwP & Fluff, One Shot): The boys have a shooting for their upcoming exhibiton and Jimin has a little surprise for his boyfriend. It’s the first time he has to wear a choker and he is eager to hear Yoongi’s opinion. The older actually can’t wait to return to the privacy of their hotel room, to show Jimin just how much he appreciates his surprise. http://archiveofourown.org/works/6060760

All Hallows’ Eve (Sugakookiemon, Threesome, Smut, Vampires, One Shot): Jeongguk’s lovers invite old flames to their All Hallows’ Eve dinner party, so naturally he tries to make them jealous by getting friendly with his favourite cousin. http://archiveofourown.org/works/7625926

Shall We Date? (Yoonmin, College AU, Fluff, One Shot): Jimin just wants to stay home and play games, but his roommate has other ideas. Or: 4 times Taehyung sets Jimin up on a terrible blind date and 1 time it isn’t so bad. http://archiveofourown.org/works/8243353

I’ll Be Your Lighthouse (Yoonmin, Fluff, Light Angst, AU, One Shot): Jimin would rather be drawing, hidden away from his friends and family up in the old abandoned lighthouse in the bay than anywhere else. But he finds he liked it better with the smell of smoke lingering in the air and the echo of a flickering lighter against the walls. http://archiveofourown.org/works/8314147

Take A Picture, It’ll Last Longer (Sugakookie, Fluff, Restaurant AU, 2/2): It’s not that he thinks Jungkook is attractive…he just really wants to have the weekend off. —In which Yoongi has been friends with Hoseok for years, so he should have known this bet would be stupid.  http://archiveofourown.org/works/6891376/chapters/15722098

Knight (Yoonmin, Fluff & Smut, Royalty AU, 2/2): In which Jimin is a Prince, and Yoongi is his personal bodyguard that would do anything for him. http://archiveofourown.org/works/8108881/chapters/18584245

Burn It Up (Yoonmin, ABO Dynamics, Smut, 2/2):  http://archiveofourown.org/works/8431141/chapters/19315885

transatlanticism (Sugakookie, Dystopia AU, Angst, One Shot): jungkook lives in the day. yoongi lives at night.  http://archiveofourown.org/works/8419870

pretty (odd) (Yoonmin, College AU, Fluff, One Shot): in which min yoongi is a librarian and he happens to fall deeply in love with park jimin, the regular who’s in love with literature just a little too much.  http://archiveofourown.org/works/8544172

light me up (Yoonmin, Side!Vhope, College AU, Fluff, One Shot): He’s already taking a deep breath when he hears someone twisting the doorknob. “Jung Hoseok, I have a bone to pick with you, you absolute asshole,” he starts. It is not Jung Hoseok.Definitely not. Min Yoongi.Jimin coughs awkwardly into his fist. “Hello,” he finishes. (In which Jimin has a crush, yells a lot, and maybe falls into like.) http://archiveofourown.org/works/8572666

whatta man (good man) (Vkook, College AU, Smut, Fluff & Crack, One Shot):  Out of all the kinds of blogs Jeon Jeongguk could have run, never in a million years Taehyung would have expected him to have a porn blog. (Or, Jeongguk runs a porn blog and Taehyung not so accidentally finds it.) http://archiveofourown.org/works/7862419

accidents were made to happen (Yoonmin, College AU, Humor & Fluff, One Shot): au where jimin replies to the wrong conversation and is generally Very Embarrassing for everyone. http://archiveofourown.org/works/8470597

per angusta ad augusta (Sugakookie,  Modern AU, Fluff & Crack, One Shot):  In which Yoongi is an interior designer and Jungkook is a kid who’s looking for a job. http://archiveofourown.org/works/8667850

It’s your Birthday but you’re my Gift (Yoonmin, Childhood Friends, Fluff, 5/5):  Yoongi celebrates 5 birthdays with Jimin over the course of 20 years.(aka Yoongi growing up with Jimin only to realise he’s falling for his childhood friend). http://archiveofourown.org/works/8353387/chapters/19135300

blow my heart up (Yoonmin, Smut, One Shot): Yoongi really likes the look in Jimin’s eyes when he’s getting told off for making mistakes.(warnings: spanking, slight dom/sub, light breathplay, orgasm denial, praise kink) http://archiveofourown.org/works/5477006

hot mess (Taegi, Angst & Smut, AU, 3/3): Taehyung thinks Yoongi is cute in the fuckable way. Yoongi thinks Taehyung is an asshole. http://archiveofourown.org/works/7920865/chapters/18099688

playboy (show me all your secrets) (Vhope, Smut & Crack, One Shot): Hoseok still doesn’t know how he became Taehyung’s sex life teacher. Crack and porn ahead. http://archiveofourown.org/works/8943775

the art of the plug (Yoonmin, Smut, One Shot): In which Jimin likes to plug himself up on his days off and Yoongi accidentally finds out about it, a story. 

http://archiveofourown.org/works/9031841

A&E (Sugakookie, Hospital AU, Angst, Fluff & Mild Smut, 12/12): Where Min Yoongi is a second year resident at the Seoul National University Hospital working in the A&E and has absolutely no time or heart to tend to the rich and pompous but is forced to re-evaluate a lot of his life choices when he meets Jeon Jungkook. http://archiveofourown.org/works/6986689/chapters/15920692

In Progress:

Nyctophile (Yoonmin, Namjin, Vkook, Fantasy AU, 15/?):
"Like I said, monsters aren’t real, Taehyung.” Jimin quickly pulled the closet doors open. At the bottom of the closet, sitting on the floor and leaning heavily against the walls, was a man with dark pink hair clad in dark clothes, bleeding and injured and looking positively close to death. Jimin didn’t know what to do. http://archiveofourown.org/works/6485242/chapters/14843164

listen to my heartbeat (Yoonmin, Wrong Number AU, 7/?):  http://archiveofourown.org/works/7922026/chapters/18102742

Conflicting Arrangement (Yoonmin, Fake Boyfriend, 10/?):  http://archiveofourown.org/works/8682229/chapters/19903354

i know you wanna go to heaven (Vkook, Yoonmin, Werewolf AU, Smut, Fluff & Angst, 12/?): Taehyung just thought it would be a one night stand, but he gets more than he bargained for. http://archiveofourown.org/works/8083003/chapters/18521551

Bring On The Sunshine (Yoonmin, Single Parent!Yoongi, Kid!V, Fluff, 8/?): With the help of their five year old “matchmaker” Taehyung, Yoongi and Jimin stumble into each other’s lives. Cue the awkward, messy pining and dating adventures with a noisy kid in their way. http://archiveofourown.org/works/8110213/chapters/18587476

The Melting King (Yoonmin, Fantasy AU, Romance & Smut, 2/?): The Ice King, who was a cold and cruel man, had no other interests but to find and own pieces of art and beautiful things. He wanted to conquer everything, he wanted to rule over everyone and take other peoples’ treasures for himself. That is why he went to war against the Deserts of the South, which he won swiftly and with his usual aplomb. There he looked for the most beautiful thing he could find to take home with him and marvel at its beauty.What he found was the Dancer. Or did the Dancer find him? http://archiveofourown.org/works/8359147/chapters/19148641

A is for Apple, Z is for Zombie (Yoonmin, Zombies AU, Mild Gore, 5/?): In a world where zombies run rampage and humans are trapped like cattle, Yoongi has unease and anger eating away at him, has lost almost everything to the undead; perhaps to the monsters living inside of him as well.So when Yoongi was lying on the pavement, cold and his life slipping away, a stranger appearing out of nowhere and giving him a choice to die or become one of them, what do you think he chose?http://archiveofourown.org/works/8616211/chapters/19756579

The Office (Yoonmin, Office AU, Fluff, 19/?): Yoongi is new to the company, and his first day there he may have accidentally fallen for the team’s favorite darling by the name of Park Jimin. http://archiveofourown.org/works/8054920/chapters/18453763

Pride, Prejudice and More (Yoonmin, Vkook, Namjin, AU, 28/?): In which Jimin cannot decide if he loves or hates Min Yoongi;Seokjin tries not to, but has his heart broken; And Taehyung constantly surprises everyone. http://archiveofourown.org/works/7291390/chapters/16558099

It feels like there’s Oceans (Taegi, Angst, AU, 3/?): Neverland is just a story. Yoongi had to find out the hard way. http://archiveofourown.org/works/7701709/chapters/17548003

I Wrote this for you (Yoonmin, Vkook, Angst, AU, 5/?): Jeon Jungkook is a frustrated reader who just wants to have a decent conversation with his newly proclaimed favorite author, an up-and-coming young adult novelist Min Yoongi, and maybe force out the ending of his cliffhanging heartbreaking motherfucking breakthrough debut novel. http://archiveofourown.org/works/7693393/chapters/17527393

the end. (let’s read some more :’D)

i know this is a Controversial Opinion but i just really think Game of Thrones is the most overrated show of the 21st century like i know we drag Supernatural a lot and i get why but Supernatural isn’t critically acclaimed as the best show of the last 10 years and to be honest i can name 5 shows that are infinitely better than Game of Thrones i just don’t get why everyone is so obsessed with it

ask-sleepy-hobi  asked:

🖍 vivi I really love your art and blog ;A; 💖💖💖

((yo i hope you like this~! i tried my best i m sorry if it looks bad hhh))

The Four Times Spider-Man Wore His Mask, and the One Time He Didn’t // Part 4/4

Part One / Part Two / Part Three 

Summary: After saving your life in a chance encounter, you start to see the Spider-Man everywhere. Fluff. Spider-Man x Reader fic. 

A/N: The final part is hereee and I really hope you like it… ALSO I think I might start taking requests for fics so like.. send me them. I’m not sure what I would/wouldn’t do yet so send me anything Marvel related (mostly Spider-Man stuff tbh) and I’ll do my best!

Warnings: Light swearing

Like every time before when Spider-Man had web-slinged himself into your life, as soon as he left, everything went back to normal. Which, to be honest, sucked.

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Oddly Specific Headcanon #47

In the world where after dicking around Ancient Egypt, Kaiba came back and brought Atem with him. Getting him kitted out by his tailor (she always has the decency to pretend she’s been in weirder situations):

Tailor: I must say, that young man has the body of a god.

Kaiba: You have no idea how true that statement is.

anonymous asked:

I don't know how exactly I should send this in but I have a mini receipt, I say mini because I don't know how big of a deal it was, but my cousin works with organizing at the Aria's, and the boys were there for the 2014 Aria's. Her job is basically to help celebrities to backstage and into stage- basically get them where they need to be and when. Anyways at one point she was with the boys and she was gathering them up but Harry was missing. She said the boys were calling him out and +

+ Louis was saying “Hazza?” but he was nowhere to be found - only to see him come back with a piece of cake for him and Louis. I don’t even know why this is a receipt. It’s not even anything big really. He literally just got himself and Louis some cake. Anyways, that’s all :)