Why you should watch Trial & Error

-it’s Parks & Rec meets courtroom drama
-it’s basically a giant parody of crime docs a la The Staircase
-fairly diverse cast considering it takes place in small town South Carolina
-LGBT representation-especially bisexual
-its funny as hell
-you like the trope of group of co-workers become a family? this is the show for you
-even though it’s sitcom you can treat it how y'all treat dramas and analyze the shit out of it for theories
-josh/carol anne is the love-hate on opposite sides otp I’ve seen in a million fanfics actually on screen
-dwayne/summer is kinda weird and won’t happen but it’s still hilarious to watch and it’s made clear when dwayne is being weird about it too instead of the show treating it as romantic
-the cast is fairly attractive if you’re into that
- not only is the main cast funny as hell-but every supporting and side character is equally hilarious and adds so much to the show
-it’s made clear that the Rich White Man is being offensive when he is
-like father/son dynamics like jake/holt? Oh boy this is your show
-Josh, dwayne, and anne is the golden trio if the golden trio had no idea what they were doing-so it’s just like Harry Potter i guess
-John lithgow is a national treasure

The entire thing is on for free and it has great reviews, why aren’t you watching it???

anonymous asked:

Sooooo I heard you do fic recs 👀 what are the best fics you know that have auror!harry? (Bonus points for auror!draco too!) thanks luvvvv

Hello, love! I had to split my auror!harry recs into two parts because there were just too many incredible fics!! So first, go have a look at my Drarry as Auror Partners list! Then enjoy these auror!harry with miscellaneous!draco (haha is that a thing?) fics as well :D

Auror!Harry Recs

tissue of silver by fearlessdiva (76K)- A love story concerning possessed furniture, black silk pyjamas, courtroom drama, premonitions of doom, assassination attempts, Death Eater yoga, absinthe, bare feet and a sensible werewolf.
Draco is a seer and somebody is out to murder him, so Harry moves in to protect him. According to the author, an attempt to explain ‘how Canon Draco could turn into Fanon Draco,’ and I LOVE FANON DRACO 

The Full Monty by magpie_fngrl / @cat-wolfe (10K)- Harry poses for a naked Auror calendar and Draco goes batshit crazy with lust.
I ALSO WENT BATSHIT CRAZY WITH LUST FOR THIS FIC. So funny. So hot. Baby chick named Arthur. Lawyer!Draco. Has sequel. Perfection <3 *kisses fingertips with flourish*

The Good Guys by Frayach (27K)- The Second Voldemort War is limping into its fourth year, and the Forces of Shining Light are slowly turning into the Forces of Expedient Grey. When Draco Malfoy is captured red-handed trying to sell an illegal potion to a clerk at Borgin & Burkes, he is handed over to the Department of Essential and Necessary Truth’s newest interrogator. And as soon as he sees Malfoy, bound and waiting in his cell, Harry Potter knows he’s in trouble. Deep trouble.
YO THIS FIC FUCKED ME UP. IT WAS AMAZINGLY GOOD. SUPER WELL-WRITTEN. Not what I would usually recommend because I am bad with endings that are anything but “happily every after,” but READ THIS ANYWAY IT IS ART.

The Unlikely Career Choices of Mr Draco Lucius Malfoy by who_la_hoop (5.5K)- Draco Malfoy is up to something. Something evil. Because he’s certainly not mixing drinks in Muggle London for the good of anybody’s health now, is he?
This fic was hilarious and adorable and Draco has all these weird muggle jobs and I LOVED EVERY SECOND OF IT and want to re-read it 27 times.

It Must Be (True Love) by frostywonder (45.5K)- No amount of playing by the rules has made Harry’s life any easier, and Malfoy has matured but also hasn’t. They are who they are, and though they try, neither one can fully change.
This fic was super wonderful and compelling and I’ve no idea why it doesn’t have more kudos!! Harry is assigned to watch over Draco’s (dangerous) brewing projects and they both keep almost dying it’s great

On the Turning Away by blamebrampton / @blamebrampton (25.5K)- It’s one thing to be good at not making a besotted fool of yourself over a man when he’s busy being the most famous wizard in the world and you’re tucked away quietly in Wiltshire. It’s quite another when you have to see him every morning.
Blaise sends Draco a Christmas Tree in the mail, and somehow this leads to Draco ending up with Harry as his parole officer. Who he has to see every day. Lovely, Christmassy pining! <3

A Fox’s Bargain by raitala (6K)- Harry made a bargain with Draco. He knew it was going to come back and bite him on the arse, he just didn’t think about what exactly Draco would ask for. Draco would say that Harry must have known deep down what he was agreeing to, but then Draco is a prick and what would he know?
AAAH so hot! I don’t care if you probably wanted case fics and this is pretty much just D/S style smut, READ IT SO SEXY.

Partners of the Four-Legged Variety by carpemermaid / @carpemermaidtales​ (18K)- “Training starts in the home, Potter, so your new Crup and I will need to stay with you for a few weeks while I show you how to properly train and bond with him.” The Auror Department is instating a K9 Crup Unit, and Harry is the first to sign up. Turns out the professional trainer is Draco Malfoy, and he has to live with Harry as part of the Crup training programme.
Praise kink!!!!! Pining!!!!!! Living together!!!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!

Chains of Earth by dysonrules (90K)- Draco is kidnapped and forced to make a choice between taking his own life or becoming something less than human. Of course, he makes the right decision. Enter Harry, who discovers he has a bit of a thing for wings.
This is a great long case fic!! With veela!Draco. Warning for some Weasley bashing.

Interoffice Communication by Snegurochka (10.5K)- Draco has convinced the Auror department to test his new messaging charm for secure communications. Harry really would have preferred that he not find out through messages like, ‘Yeah, tonight you’re going to beg me for it,’ that the system wasn’t as secure as they thought.
Soooo Harry accidentally receives a sexy message (or like twenty) from Draco intended for Blaise, and then he obviously can’t stop thinking about it. And it doesn’t help when Harry’s own name starts coming up ;). Super super hot!

Paint it Red by dicta_contrion / @dictacontrion (5K)- Draco’s a graffiti artist with a bone to pick. Harry’s the P.I. tasked with catching him. Or, apparently, stalking him all over town, asking a lot of questions, and showing surprising artistic talent.
Harry’s meant to stop Draco vandalizing, and he fails miserably. Or very very happily, depending on your point of view :D

The Auror Method by Lomonaaeren (43K)- Draco has constructed the perfect cover for his activities as a con-man specializing in thefts from a distance: Draco Malfoy, the redeemed Death Eater and Recluse of Malfoy Manor. But now there’s evidence that some people are onto him, and as a consequence of the death threats issued to him, he gets an assigned Auror guard. Maybe Harry Potter, their leader, could be a problem when it comes to Draco’s latest con. Although how could he, when he’s getting all distracted by Draco’s fluttering eyelashes?
This was a very thrilling read! I love Draco and Harry trying to con / figure each other out while totally falling in love at the same time, just GIVE ME THIS TROPE A THOUSAND TIMES.

Fight the Starless Midnight by Maab_Conner (22K)- Harry thought that he was going to arrest Healer Malfoy for practicing without a license. Nothing ever goes as planned.
Great fic with a really good case element! When Harry goes to arrest Draco, he discovers an even bigger problem involving Mungo’s. Meanwhile Draco is a (still snarky) saint <3

When Hearts Are Freed by oldenuf2nb (23K. Locked to AO3 Users only)- When Draco Malfoy’s gallery is robbed and a priceless magical artifact is stolen, he finds himself working with Chief Auror Harry Potter to both recover the fabulous necklace, and to prove he didn’t steal it himself.
Draco owns an Art Gallery, which is obviously amazing, and Head Auror Harry is sexy and confident, and YEAH. Great case, great build. YEAH AGAIN.

Here Be Dragons by birdsofshore (22K)- Harry doesn’t want to waste his time investigating illegal dragonhide trading, whether it involves a fetish club in Knockturn Alley or visiting a remote island in Wales. Why the bloody hell does Malfoy always have to be up to something?
Harry suspecting Malfoy of things is just the best, and I love this iteration especially. There are dragons!!! And lots of leather!!! And kinky(ish) sex!!!!
Tissue Of Silver
By Organization for Transformative Works

Author: fearlessdiva | Word Count: 76k | Rating: NC-17

Summary: A love story concerning possessed furniture, black silk pyjamas, courtroom drama, premonitions of doom, assassination attempts, Death Eater yoga, absinthe, bare feet and a sensible werewolf. Beware: coarse language, brief drug use, some sexual content, and consideration of issues of sexual consent.

Review: I… really don’t know how I can convince all of you to READ THIS NOW as much as I want you to. This was just… so much fun and wonderful, wonderful banter and character development and originality with the mystery and allure of Dracos Seer abilities and… ugh yes, it has all the things that kept me from it at first as well - a slightly fanon and spy! Draco, a very lovable Snape, etc… but… I just loved all of it, and just so regret putting this off for so long! 

This fic was written between the 4th and 5th books, so prepare for some AU, but trust me when I say there’s so much to enjoy because of it. Let me tell you, this is a fic that is difficult to put down once you start. It really is a ride - there’s the most rivetingly ascerbic and amusing characters, clever dialogue, humour despite all the -frankly- tragic circumstances, fascinating magical theory, a hell of a plot and ‘whodunit’ness, relationship and character development, all this pent up want and attraction between Harry and Draco … yup, a lot.

Harry and Draco are so intrigued by each other that you end up being swept along with these feelings of curiosity as to how each of them got to where they are, unravelling feelings for each other along with all this fear of the future, the past, the present.

It has so much of what drew me to fanfiction in the first place, seeing all the characters and their relationships with each other in ways that I envisioned and didn’t really see a reflection of in canon, while having a great time in the process of reading.

This was easily one of the best things I’ve read lately, this being a classic in the fandom.

Content/Warnings: AU (HBP, DH), Bodyguard/Protecting, Mystery, Coming Out

Mood Music: 1000 Nights - Frenship

If the Zircons get barbed with Lapis and Peridot, the tv would run 24/7. If Peri and Lappy aren’t watching Pining Hearts, the Zircons are binge watching every courtroom drama mankind has ever made.

Peri: Hey! Give us back the TV!

Yellow: So you can watch that drech? I don’t think so

Blue: They’re getting the case, looks like a murder- oh my Diamonds that is graphic! Why are human deaths so graphic?

Yellow: (bouncing in her seat excitedly) I want that case I want that case I want that case!

Blue: No way the ex wife did it. She was clearly framed by the best friend.

Yellow: No way. This case is so open and shut. The ex wife did it and you know it.

Blue: I could claim her innocence in less than the hour with commercials these mere humans have!

Yellow: I like to see you try!

Lapis: SHUT UP! Don’t make me come up there!

Blue: (cowers) she will

Yellow: (rolls her eyes and huffs unphased)

DAY 3297

Jalsa, Mumbai                Apr 7,  2017               Fri 11:52 am

Birthday - EF - Bhavana B Rao       Sat, April 8 .. we wish you a very happy birthday and send all our greetings .. the Ef ..

40 years of ‘Alaap’ and 34 years of ‘Andhaa Kanoon’ .. such times .. such subjects and such makers .. 

Alaap inspired by a real life incident and story that took place in Allahabad, a rebel son that refused to follow his Father’s profession, and instead when he had to earn a living became a tonga driver .. Hrishi da at his best .. a poignant story .. did not do well .. perhaps a little too poetic of the times ..

And Andhaa Kanoon .. an appearance that came as a barter for a film that i was working in, and which could not be made .. the makers of AK, taking over those rights of the film and placing me in AK .. the courtroom drama a great insight into the law .. you cannot be accused for the same crime twice .. so my character that is wrongly accused for murder, actually follows the culprit who had accused him of his murder, into the court and kills him there in front of the Judges, claiming that I cannot be accused for the same crime twice .. a dynamic story .. and my first association with PurnaChandra Rao and T Rama Rao the director .. we went on to make other films as well .. 

And Alaap those rare moments with Hrishi da .. the honour of working with the great Chaya devi from Bengal a veteran and of course the poem of Babuji that was the only contribution that my Father agreed to  .. he refused to write a song for a film, but said if you want my poem take it as it is and use it as a song in its purity .. we did .. 

Hrishi da was a silent musician as well .. played the sitar .. as did his brother .. and many a time on set he would simply pick up the instrument, there as a prop, and entertain us .. an ardent listener being yours truly ..

So yes .. to put things out in the open in order to stop any speculation .. I suffered a stomach infection after consuming a Pizza with the hottest red chilli powder, the cause of the infection .. and am nursing a stiff neck and shoulder pain .. the neck pain has a history .. it is injuries received during stunts conducted in the 70′s and 80′s .. the protection gadgetry that is available now for all artists was absent then in those years .. the jumps and dives and action work was loaded with real action, causing all the injuries .. they now play up .. age has given in to them .. so neck braces medication and and all other kinds of treatments follow .. they work momentarily .. a final solution is being worked out, hence the absence from functions and events .. the fever persists on the infection and its control is being worked on .. yes there is discomfort .. nights are the worst .. getting horizontal is impossible .. so most nights are spent sitting and hoping to get some sleep thus .. it is a trial, but one that has to be endured .. all else is well ..

NOW ..

The last thing that would greatly upset me would be the multiple queries treatments and other advices from the Ef on how I should conduct myself etc ., 

I appreciate the love and affection and the concern, but I understand that and urge all to not be too perturbed .. all is well and on the right path .. these episodes will occur and shall be taken care of .. 

OK .. !!???

And now to attempt to get horizontal .. right .. good night .. if it does not work, the horizontal I mean, I shall be back here again to pester all with even more connect and writing ..  

Deal .. ??

Fine ..

Amitabh Bachchan

ps : and there is absolutely no doubt in all your minds as to where all those pictures above came from : correct - Moses !!

this from Ludmila .. 

Now don’t go on a comparing spree about how others make great many images and they do not get reference here .. its just one of .. many others also feature in other platforms .. no jealousy and back biting please .. 

Supergirl 2x22 thoughts

I had to watch it again because I missed some stuff but I had a lot of feels so…

Kara being extra™ with that flip, calm down bitch you aren’t Lena

Rhea sitting so calmly on her throne reminds me of Lillian in the courtroom

Rhea + Lillian = drama hoes

Kara vs Clark….I wonder who will win on a show all about Supergirl

Kara Zor-el Danvers officially Earth’s champion -this is very good

Ew even in dream sequences Karamel is ugly, those poor dream bed sheets and my poor eyes for having to look at that mess

Lena looks so good


Lena really likes to keep herself hydrated damn

Winn fumbling on his way to see Clark is so relatable tbh

Winn mouthed “I love you” to Clark. Bi Winn is rising!

Once again Mon-El wasn’t supportive in the slightest, doubts Kara’s abilities and suggests that someone else could do a better job. A potato would be a better boyfriend than him

Space Dad has been promoted to Papa Bear (Winn Schott confirmed this)

Lena only had to mention her girlfriend’s name and I was already happy. Lena giving zero fucks is my aesthetic. Lena being lowkey jealous when talking about Kara’s relationship though

Couldn’t they just shove Mon-El off of that rooftop - I wish they had

Pfft Kara told Lena to work on the weapon, despite it being something that could kill Mon-El is hilarious. When’s the yeet, his face is annoying me?!

Where’s James?

Science tech bros are the best brotp

Of course Lena gave Kara the remote, she is whipped af she is the truest person in National City

Good riddance Mom-El

Cry harder Mon-El, bye bye I won’t miss you

🍷 🍾 🍷 🍾 🍷 🍾 🍷 🍾 🍷 🍾 🍷  Clink, clink!

I’m 99% certain that all of the DEO were clapping over his departure.

M’gann is so amazing, I cannot

I am 100% here for Space Parents


That Sanvers proposal was….? I mean I think it was rushed but I’m not against it, if Alex is happy then so am I. I just hope they draw it out in season 3 and give it the time and care that we deserve.

Fuck you CW Writers, how dare you make out that Karolsen never existed. There was a whole season of build-up and you have the cheek and the disrespect to claim that Mon-El was the only person Kara ever loved/cared about. That’s disgusting.

Um where is Lena Luthor’s thank you?! Seriously?! she saved the world AGAIN and we didn’t get a thank you?????????!

Of course Cat knows. It’s very nice to have a confirmation though

Oh yay another pod -_____-

It better not be another cis, white male trying to steal Kara’s show.

Should I write a Zircon fic?

Let me explain why I’m asking. People are writing fluff and smut fics of the Zircons, and that’s nice. But I grew up with a dad who likes Law and Order and we both love Boston Legal, and… if I wrote a Zircon fic, I’d want to write a fic that pays both homage and satirizes courtroom drama comedies.

Basically the idea I have kicking around is Steven saves both Zircon gems and the Zircons begin to miss their purpose as lawyers. But, as they find from courtroom dramas on TV earth also has lawyers. So, with a small loan, they buy a small office and start Zircon and Zircon: Attorneys at Law. Business is slow because the humans don’t know how serious this is, but eventually they take a case or two and their popularity begins to soar. But more tension breaks in as they are technically practicing law without a license, so in a bit of a twist the Zircons are now on trial and a human lawyer has to defend them to keep their business as well as keep them out of jail.

This does have promise for character development and, as I like making new original characters, there’s gonna be some of those in there. But a few things hold me back. First, I think this is gonna be a long multichaptered fic. How long is uncertain, but enough for three cases. However, since I know enough of the law as an episode of Boston Legal, they should be short and easy to follow. The second is I’m tempted to have the Zircons handle a case that’s too not family friendly. This is to not only for them to learn how different and brutal earth can be, but as a fan of Boston Legal I’m more invested in cases that involve murder or harassment or mature themes like that. So yeah, while it’s gonna be as Steven Universe-al as possible, the fic may take on some mature themes.

So, that’s my pitch. I’m pitching it cause I’m a shy, nervous, low self esteem writer who wants to waste time on a fic knowing people are excited about it. Excited about it? Give me a like or a reblog to let me know!

darling-potter  asked:

Hi do you know any good really looooong Drarry fics? I always seem to find a good one but its been abandoned since 2007 or something :(

Sure, sorry for the delay!


Turn (Saras_Girl)

Rating: NC-17, WC: 306,708, Summary: One good turn always deserves another. Apparently.

A Thousand Beautiful Things (Duinn Fionn)

Rating: NC-17, WC: 108,033, Summary: Draco Malfoy struggles with changed fortunes, shifted alliances, an ugly war, and an unusual spell, with the help of a concerned professor, an insightful house-elf, and an unexpected Gryffindor friend.

Bond (Anna Fugazzi)

Rating: NC-17, WC: 173,499, Summary: Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories.

Yours Is The Earth (Hold On, Hold On) (chickenlivesinpumpkin)

Rating: NC-17, WC: 127,175, Summary: When they first meet after the end of the war, Draco doesn’t want anything to do with Harry. But as time goes by, Draco’s growing love may be the only thing that can save them both, because after a serious accident in the Forbidden Forest, Draco’s personality begins to undergo subtle changes. At first, Harry credits this to a new enthusiasm for life. But as the days pass and Draco’s behavior becomes more and more mysterious, Harry begins to suspect that something bigger - and darker - is at work.

All Our Secrets Laid Bare (firethesound)

Rating: NC-17, WC: 149,500, Summary: Over the six years Draco Malfoy has been an Auror, four of his partners have turned up dead. Harry Potter is assigned as his newest partner to investigate just what is going on.

Reparations/Foundations Verse (Saras_Girl)

Rating: NC-17, WC: 364,300, Summary: Harry is about to discover that the steepest learning curve comes after Healer training, and that second chances can be found in unexpected places.Series

Any Instrument (dicta_contrion)

Rating: NC-17, WC: 131,102, Summary: Draco Malfoy wouldn’t go back to England for anything less than an exceptional case. Being asked to figure out why Harry Potter can’t control his magic might be exceptional enough to qualify.

Chaos Theory (tessacrowley)

Rating: NC-17, WC: 102,771, Summary: Chaos: when the present determines the future, but the approximate present does not approximately determine the future. One gene varies, one neuron fires, one butterfly flaps its wings, and Draco Malfoy’s life is completely different. Draco has always found a certain comfort in chaos. Perhaps he shouldn’t.

Twist Of Fate (Oakstone730)

Rating: PG-13, WC: 302,209, Summary: Draco asks Harry to help him beat the Imperius curse during 4th year. The lessons turn into more than either expected. A story of redemption and forgiveness.

How I Met Your Father (dracogotgame)

Rating: PG-13, WC: 95,500, Summary: Harry sits his kids down and tells them a story. A very long story.

Another Mask Behind You (lettered)

Rating: NC-17, WC: 116,557, Summary: Draco is a high-end prostitute who hides his identity. Harry unknowingly hires him. And then there is porn, questions about identity, domestic bliss, more porn, and truth as seen through a web of lies.

Level Two: Series One (multiple - and brilliant - authors)

Rating: NC-17, WC: 113,499, Summary: Witches and wizards are disappearing in a seemingly random fashion. Coincidence? Abductions? But no one is claiming ransom. The Aurors are not even sure the disappearances are connected, then one of the missing turns up dead. Meanwhile, Auror Harry Potter is thrown into the infamous Sirius Black Muggle murder case from 25 years ago. Given a chance to clear his godfather’s name for good, Harry is not above accepting even the help of magical specialist Draco Malfoy.Notes:

The Marriage Of True Minds (lomonaaeren)

Rating: NC-17, WC: 211,817, Summary: Lucius curses Harry and Draco to a forced marriage. But they’re not required to be with each other, only live together, so both pursue other relationships. As time passes, however, things change.

Azoth (zeitgeistic)

Rating: NC-17, WC: 88,722, Summary: Now that Harry is back at Hogwarts with Hermione for eighth year, he realises that something’s missing from his life, and it either has to do with Ron, his boggart, Snape, or Malfoy. Furthermore, what, exactly, does it mean when one’s life is defined by the desire to simultaneously impress and annoy a portrait? Harry has no idea; he’s too busy trying not to be in love with Malfoy to care.

Drop Dead Gorgeous (Maya)

Rating: NC-17, WC: 140,000, Summary: “I realise this may come as a shock
to you, but our investigations have been going on for some time, and we‟re quite sure. Yourmother Lily Evans was not, as we had all previously believed, of pure Muggle stock. One of her ancestors was a Veela.”

Starts With A Spin (Maxine)

Rating: NC-17, WC: 119,852, Summary: It started with the spin of a bottle, and now Harry and Draco have gotten themselves so far into their own game there’s almost no way out again. Except to keep playing.

All Life Is Yours To Miss (Saras_Girl)

Rating: NC-17, WC: 114,741, Summary: Professor Malfoy’s world is contained, controlled, and as solitary as he can make it, but when an act of petty revenge goes horribly awry, he and his trusty six-legged friend are thrown into Hogwarts life at the deep end and must learn to live, love and let go.

The Printed Press (Soupy_George)

Rating: PG-13, WC: 119,705, Summary: Draco Malfoy was still slightly amazed that he was standing on the doorstep of Number Twelve Grimmauld Place. He never would have thought that Harry Potter’s very public and very … sweary, emotional explosion would have led to him offering Draco, of all people, a job.

Veela-Struck (lomonaaeren)

Rating: NC-17, WC: 160,319, Summary: Veela don’t have destined mates, and thank Merlin for that. Draco wants to date Harry Potter because Harry is one of the few people in the wizarding world who treats him decently. But when Harry refuses, with his refusal focused on Draco’s creature blood, Draco sets out on a different journey than he ever expected.

Kiss Me (Under The Light Of A Thousand Stars (Iwao, Sophie_French)

Rating: NC-17, WC: 114,744, Summary: Harry rescues Draco Malfoy from Azkaban, where he has been imprisoned for three years after the war. Draco is not as Harry remembers, as Azkaban leaves its mark on even the strongest of wizards. With no memory of who he was or how he came to be in Harry’s care, Draco needs Harry’s help if he is to have any hope of making a full recovery. But Harry has his own demons to fight and together with saving Draco, Harry must also discover a way to find himself.

Eclipse (Majin)

Rating: PG-13, WC: 309,149, Summary: Draco swore revenge on Harry for Lucius’s imprisonment, and for once, he keeps his promise. The old rivalry turns deadly when Draco abducts Harry for Voldemort. But when Draco’s world turns upside down, the fight to save himself and Harry begins.

The Veela Enigma (jennavere)

Rating: PG-13, WC: 187,794, Summary: What if some of Draco’s ancestors, pretending to be purebloods, concealed the truth about their veela heritage? You’d end up with one very confused Draco Malfoy, who’s fallen head over heels in love with Harry Potter and has no idea why.

A Private Reason For This (femmequixotic)

Rating: NC-17, WC: 92,189, Summary: When the wife of a star politician in the Scottish Ministry turns up dead just outside Hogsmeade, Draco Malfoy and his murder investigation team are called in from the Edinburgh Auror force to find her killer. What DCI Malfoy doesn’t expect, however, is to have an ex from two decades past end up in his murder room, endangering not only his case, but also his heart.

Malfoy Flavor (Vorabiza)

Rating: NC-17, WC: 200,550, Summary: Harry’s ready to banish the Golden Boy image and take charge of his life. Unfortunately, or fortunately, for him there are still more surprises in store for him.

Draco’s Boy (empathicsiren)

Rating: NC-17, WC: 186,000, Summary: A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he’s determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. Years later, he’s determined to make Harry more than a friend.

The Silent World Within You (femmequixotic, noeon)

Rating: NC-17, WC: 95,189, Summary: Harry only wanted Malfoy for one night, one birthday. It wasn’t meant to be anything more.

Silververse (fearlessdiva)

Rating: PG-13, WC: 121,748, Summary: A love story concerning possessed furniture, black silk pyjamas, courtroom drama, premonitions of doom, assassination attempts, Death Eater yoga, absinthe, bare feet and a sensible werewolf. Beware: coarse language, brief drug use, some sexual content, and consideration of issues of sexual consent.

Two Sides Of The Same Coin (noislessheart)

Rating: PG-13, WC: 117,270, Summary: Harry and Draco find out the hard way that the line between hate and love is a fine one, and that somewhere between the Battle of Hogwarts and being thrust back together as Hogwarts eighth years, they may have just crossed it.

Helix (Saras_Girl)

Rating: NC-17, WC: 92,870, Summary: Seven months after the end of the war, Harry is feeling lost. Fortunately, he is about to be offered an unexpected and sparkling chance to find himself again.

There’s A Pure-Blood Custom For That (lomonaaeren)

Rating: PG-13, WC: 105,549, Summary: The day that Harry stops Draco Malfoy and his son from being bothered in the middle of Diagon Alley starts a strange series of interactions between him and Malfoy. Who knew there was a pure-blood custom for every situation?

Chains Of Earth (dysonrules)

Rating: NC-17, WC: 89,800, Summary: Draco is kidnapped and forced to make a choice between taking his own life or becoming something less than human. Of course, he makes the right decision. Enter Harry, who discovers he has a bit of a thing for wings.

The Bodyguard (Luuuurve)

Rating: NC-17, WC: 175,600, Summary: When Death Eaters murder Draco’s mother, Draco jumps at the chance to avenge her. But he doesn’t expect the Ministry to bind him, heart, body and soul, to Harry Potter.

Met by Accident (349286 words) by paxton1976

Met by Accident - New Routine


Chapters: 66/85

Fandom:  Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Katsuki Yuuri/Victor Nikiforov, Katsuki Yuuri & Victor Nikiforov, Otabek Altin/Yuri Plisetsky, Otabek Altin & Yuri Plisetsky

Characters: Katsuki Yuuri, Victor Nikiforov, Phichit Chulanont, Yuri Plisetsky, Victor Nikiforov’s Mother, Makkachin (Yuri!!! on Ice), Katsuki Hiroko, Katsuki Toshiya, Katsuki Mari, Okukawa Minako, Otabek Altin, Christophe Giacometti, Yakov Feltsman, Emil Nekola, Michele Crispino, Nishigori Yuuko, Nishigori Triplets, Nishigori Takeshi, Leo de la Iglesia, Ji Guang-Hong

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, First Meetings, Car Accidents, Attraction, Developing Friendships, Crush at First Sight, Viktor is an editor, Yuuri is a computer geek, Slow Build, Mild Language, Mutual Attraction, Slow Burn, Snark, Companionable Snark, Illnesses, Fluff, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Language, Angst, Homophobia, Rejection, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Male Homosexuality, Confessions, Love Confessions, Falling In Love, First Kiss, new family member, Surprises, Acceptance, Aftermath of Domestic Abuse, Drunkenness, Consent, Frottage, Past Child Abuse, Revelations, Past Suicide Attempt, Birthday Presents, Birthday, Blow Jobs, First Time Blow Jobs, Birthday Party, Gag Gift, Fluff and Smut, Lapdance, Drinking Games, Heavy Drinking, Regret, New Year’s Eve, Drinking to Cope, Intervention, Unconditional Love, Valentine’s Day, Valentine’s Day Fluff, Sweet Sixteen, Brotherly Love, Brotherly Bonding, Custody Battle, Courtroom Drama, Fear, Panic Attacks, Anal Fingering, Sexual Tension, Unresolved Sexual Tension, Teasing, Teen Crush, Homecoming, Mutual Masturbation, Teaching, Homesickness, Vacation, Festivals, Minor Character Death, Family Member Death, Graduation, Courage, Anal Sex, First Time, Switching, Porn With Plot, Porn with Feelings, Anniversary, Loss of Virginity, Rimming, Sexual Experimentation, Sex Around The Condo, Multiple Orgasms, Hint of Kinks, vacation planning, Sleepovers, Decisions, Overhearing Declaration of Love, change of plans, Rough Sex, Kinks, Bathroom Sex, Semi-Public Sex, Marriage Proposal, Engagement, Beach Sex, Lame Day of Fun, Cheesy Activities, unwanted flirting, Possessive Behavior, First Fight, physical altercation, Domestic, Sex Toys, Orgasm Delay/Denial, Spanking, Daddy Kink, Light Bondage, Vibrators, Dildos, Food Kink, Engagement Party, Anger, Second Chances, Mistakes, Bad Decisions, Family emergency, Separations, Bullying, 中文翻译 | Translation in Chinese, Italiano | Italian, Translation in Portuguese, Deutsch | German, Translation in Hungarian, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Mental Health Issues, Therapy, BDSM, Gags, Light Dom/sub, Body Image, Unwavering Support, Childbirth, New Parents, Premature Labor


Benji stays with the trio while Sasha and Mirren are in the hospital, everyone establishing a new routine quickly.

“That’s it?” Benji asked.

“What do you mean?” Yuri asked.

“She doesn’t look like the babies on tv,” he said, “She looks like a wrinkly potato.”

“Benji, the babies you see on tv are a few months old,” Viktor explained, “This is what a newborn looks like.”

“When will she look like a real baby?” Benji asked, squirming in Otabek’s arms until he was lowered to the ground.

“You might want to ask Mommy that. I really don’t know,” Viktor said.

“I want to go see Mommy now,” Benji said, tugging on Otabek’s hand.

Zircon didn’t care if Rose was Guilty or Innocent

I know someone has probably said this already, but I wanna bring it up now that the hype has died down over the awesome Blue Zircon defense.

Blue Zircon was assigned to defend Rose Quartz. Was clearly going to suffer some kind of penalty that might include shattering (”both our gems are on the line”), was clearly trying to shut him up about confessing guilty (yes it’s a hilarious courtroom joke, I actually like it, but he doesn’t have a chocie in the matter), and was stressed out and humiliated by the situation. She manhandled and yelled at Steven for claiming guilt and not being able to explain the crime.

She came up with a brilliant defense out of a need to win for her own safety, out of a situation that was the worst possible. She did the unthinkable, and in her passion and stress-fueled euphoria at winning despite all odds, she accused the diamonds of killing one of their own. She even admits she went too far and apologizes as she’s poofed. 

In the end, though, she was stressing out because she HAD to prove Rose’s innocence - that was what she was ordered to do. She couldn’t back out and she couldn’t fail, and it was implied she was to suffer something equal to Steven’s dire fate if she lost.

Yes, I want Steven to thank her for an amazing defense and praise her. But I also want it addressed in the show, preferably by him, that he wanted to turn himself in to save his friends, and she did everything she could to prevent him from doing that. She was not on his side - nobody in that room besides Lars was anything but hostile to him, including BD (who still wanted to punish ‘Rose’, just after getting an explanation as to how she could have done it).

It’s so much of a parody and reference to real-world courtroom drama and has such a serious tone amid the humour of a courtroom parody drama that I feel that just not saying it would be a great error. If they don’t do it, it’ll be disappointing. It won’t make the episode any less phenomenal because it’s already acknowledged all of this from the start, but I feel at the very least it needs to be brought up if Zircon is to ever return in any serious capacity.

I would very much like more Zircon in the future. If not well, that’s unfortunate, but it’s not a gamebreaker.