Horror movies, making out, DJ’s chicken, there’s no doubt
Real killer on the loose, Gwen kicks his fat caboose
Heather gets shot in the rear, votes Izzy outta here
Duncan’s dog ran away, Geoff’s too nice, he cannot stay
Harold hides, Courtney pouts, Geoff and Bridgette making out
Right after the dock of shame, no one say LeShawna’s name
Goodbye Mr. Coconut, both the girls kick Duncan’s butt
Heather squirms, lost her hair, soon is booted outta there
Gwen and Owen recollect memories of 8 weeks in heck
Heather locked inside the can, Gwen and Trent hook up again
Have to run a crazy race, Owen wins most every place
Boys chuck Chris into the bay, Gwen wins in Norway
They all think they have to leave, Chris has more tricks up his sleeve
All get a 2nd chance to stuff more money down their pants
Million bucks, friendships made, Izzy changes her first name
Geoff and Bridgette share a face, shark swims up and eats the case
14 others still can play, other 8 that cannot stay
are Courtney, Cody, Noah, Sadie, Eva, Tyler, Zeke and Katie
Who will last and who will break? How much more can these kids take?
Will Courtney win her lawsuit? Who’s the first to get the boot?
Is Heather still the one we hate? Will Owen finally lose some weight?
Who will win? Is Noah gay? We’ll find out in TDA!
WHEW. it’s about time i shared this song with the world. my parody of ‘we didn’t start the fire’, summing up the whole TDI season. i wrote this years ago, before tda even aired, and i just now recorded it. please forgive my shitty voice and the shitty quality.
what if in the final season of total drama courtney and duncan still hate each other, but they agree to be a team and they realize how much they miss each other and duncan apologies to courtney but courtney doesn’t believe his apology and so some how he purposefully loses so that courtney can continue on and then courtney wins and they get back together