coursets

The Inconvenience of Musicals

[The home of Chewy, MC, Charley and Charles Charleston was alive with noise] [Charles stands on the dining room table, a hairbrush in her hand that she’s using as a microphone]

Charles: OUI OUI MON AMI JE M’APPELLE LAFAYETTE! THE LANCELOT OF THE REVOLUTIONARY SET! I CAME FROM AFAR JUST TO SAY “BONSOIR”! TELL THE KING “CASSE TOI!” WHO’S DA BEST? C’EST MOI! *she pointts to Charley and they both switch places*

Charley: BBBBRRRAHH BBBBRAAH! I AM HERCULES MULLIGAN! UP IN IT! LOVIN’ IT! YES I HEARD YOUR MOTHER SAY “COME AGAIN!”

Charles: aaaayyyyyyyy

Charley: LUCK UP YOU DAUGHTERS AND HORSES OF COURSE IT’S HARD TO HAVE INTERCOURSE OVER FOUR SETS OF COURSET-

[The front door swings open and the music turns off] [Chewy stands there glaring at the two, arms full of groceries with MC by their side giggling and eating a lollipop the size of their hand]

MC: wow

Chew: whAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS SWEET DO YOU THINK YOU DOING???

Charley: uh… Science?