Imperials: make box fort
Bosmer: this box is made of paper products. sit in an elk ribcage instead.
Orsimer: kicked out of box fort a lot.
Bretons: every day is box summoning day in daggerfall
Dunmer: box is a sexy dungeon apparently
Redguards: make way for our box
Khajiit: turn box the other way up. sit in box.
Altmer: this box is the best box. enchant the box. something goes horribly wrong. disavow knowledge and ownership of the box. it is nothing to us now.
Nords: eat the fucking box. just eat it punk. are you a coward