welcome back, friends, to Drunk Sims
tonight, I have attempted to make the unhappiest hetero married couple ever
Meet Ally Way
she’s a hippy artist who dreams of mastering both painting and music. She’s very passionate about conservation. Very passionate in general. Some may say… too passionate. She also snores.
This is her husband, Milky.
He enjoys Adam Sandler marathons and cutting out coupons. He’s never been successful in life, and perhaps as a result of this, seems to be permanently stuck in the 80′s. Unfortunately for Ally, he finds art pointless and bland.
He has the face (and hair) that only a mother could love -
- and only grudgingly, at that.
So far, Ally has dived straight into her painting. Milky attempted to get her to dance with him
but when she continued to simply ignore him, he settled for dancing around her