Headcanon #21

McCree uses plenty of countryisms in his speech, but most of the time no one can understand what he’s talking about. The others make it a game to figure out what he’s trying to say. But Hanzo finds it endearing.


“He’s so useless if he had a third hand he’d need an extra pocket to stick it in.”

“ He’s slicker than pig snot on a radiator. “

 “She was so buck-toothed she could eat corn through a picket fence.”