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The signs as hetalia quotes

♈ Aries: “Looks like someone needs a spanking.”

♉ Taurus: “That was my mother’s cup you fool!”

♊ Gemini: “I guess Germany’s asshole isn’t all that cozy.”

♋ Cancer: “Magic metal pipe of pain!”

♌ Leo: “Suck ball! I knew fortune cookie was bad luck!“ 

♍ Virgo: "No rikey.”

♎ Libra: “Its a matter of gay or death.”

♏ Scorpio: “What the crapola happened here?!”

♐ Sagittarius: “Japan digs my sexy cat ears.”

♑ Capricorn: “I want to pet cats.”

♒ Aquarius: “You stop that potty talk this instant!”

♓ Pisces: “Fuck that spoon!”

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