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You have a French grandfather!? You never told me that! OH MY GOD now I’m picturing Ko painting porn on the nose of the X-Jet and it’s HILARIOUS AND PERFECT :D
wait really? well SURPRISE I HAVE A FRENCH GRANDFATHER! :D I actually never got the chance to meet him, he died waaay before I was born, but I have been told many stories about him
apparently I have family in france, but my grandfather hated them, so he considered becoming an american citizen and never moving or speaking to them ever again back a huge improvement
he used to build airplanes in the living room. not model airplanes. actual functioning airplanes. my dad used to come home from school and bam there’s the wing of a plane in the living room. they were functional planes, too. they used to fly them across the country and stuff.
my dad couldn’t understand the french teacher in highschool and the teacher was like, something is wrong with your son, so my grandfather was like. I am french. and spent the rest of the conference only speaking in french. and the teacher couldn’t understand him. I wish I could travel back and time and witness it that smack down.
so many stories