country girls do it better cause

Notes: I feel like if Bioware wanted to cop out of finding proper voice actors for the warden they should have just killed them off at Adamant. Anyone else have thoughts on this?

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Alistair Theirin - He was worried. Always trying to play the hero, the Warden. Saving hapless elves and werewolves in the woods. Saving nobles who didn’t deserve it. Saving entire towns, really, even going out of their way to tell young girls to chase their dreams. The Warden was a better person than he’d ever be. And here they were, once again, doing the right thing. (King) And he was sitting with his hands under his ass, watching Anora try and fix the crisis that was this country. (Warden) And here he was, scrambling to figure out what was killing his friends, his people. And coming up with nothing. 

Alistair Theirin (Romanced) - He was tired. He was so tired. All the fighting, all the screaming and the death. He is tired of it and he can’t do it anymore. He knows she believes in this cause. And he knows she wont stop no matter what he says, but he would never ask her to. But he can’t do it. (King) The only thing he’s afraid of is that maybe, one day, he’ll have to do something about her. (Warden) And he was the slightest bit bitter, really. The Wardens needed her, needed their Hero, but she did not want to help them. But he wouldn’t bother her. He could do it. He hopes.

Zevran Arainai - He was not surprised. in fact, he was almost amused by what they were doing. of course they would be choosing this course of action. They were naturally helpful, and a fool. A sad, sad fool. That he cared deeply for, surprisingly. And here they were, doing more of their heroics. He would miss them when the inevitable time for them to pass came. But he had other things on his mind, like the Crows.

Zevran Arainai (Romanced) - Scared. For the very first time in his life. Well, twice, the Archdemon wasn’t exactly a very pretty thing, and it did threaten his Warden once before. But now this? While he’s so far away? Unacceptable. He would write them everyday, nothing less! And of course he would send dirty letters. Had to keep them wanting, yes?

Leliana - Angry. She believed in everything they believed in, wanted the mages to be free, knew they should. And the Inquisition needed an Inquisitor. She reached out to them, and they had denied her. Couldn’t they realize that the Inquisition was the answer to everything? The rebellion would cause so much more pain, she is sure of it. She’d still push for the mages to join the Inquisition, just so she can have an ‘Aha! I told you so!’ moment with the Warden.

Leliana (Romanced) - Saddened. She knew they were the best option for the Inquisitor. They were…just amazing in general. A gift from the Maker, and if there were to be a herald, they would be it, she was sure. They could be nothing less, the savior of all Thedas had to be some sort of god given gift. But she’d understand. Or at least, she’d try desperately too. She understood feeling desperate and would allow them that much.

Morrigan - Indifferent. While the Warden was her friend, she had no business in their affairs. If they wished to gallivant with the masses, so be it. She knows that they will live. They have bested the odds before, after all. (With Kieran) And they have yet too see her son. (No Kieran) She told them to live gloriously. And she will keep them to that no matter what. 

Morrigan (Romanced) - Slightly irritated. They save the world once, and they barely get any sort of gift for it. No castles, no titles, no money, no nothing, just a empty name of ‘Hero of Fereldan’ and nothing else. And now he’s off throwing himself into a new cause, not expecting anything in return. Leaving her, alone. (With Kieran) With his child.

Ohgren - Upset. The Warden had saved him countless of times, but here was a battle he couldn’t join in on. Not this time. He’d write, well, as best as an ex warrior caste dwarf could, and would try not to worry over them too much. Better to die on their feet then sitting down, right?

Shale - Indifferent. It’s not like they care for the fleshy one. But if they ever needed a Golem, Shale would be there.

Sten - He wouldn’t know, most likely. Too busy being the Arishok to keep tabs on all of his past companions.

Wynne - She is dead.

Dog - Not sure???? It dog.

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Notes: Do you see where I started running out of steam.

Raven's story is the one of being repeatedly punching in the face by life.

ALRIGHT DAMURON THAT’S IT YOU’RE DONE BEING A LITTLE SHIT TIME TO BECOME A KNIGHT

JUST KIDDING YOU’RE STILL A LITTLE SHIT.

WAIT NOW THERES A COOL LADY YOU GONNA BE A KNIGHT IT’LL BE GREAT

JUST KIDDING YOU’RE GOING TO WAR

SHIT SHIT THESE STRANGE MONSTERS WE KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ARE KICKING OUR ASSES WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING

NOW TAKE THE CAPTAIN AND RUN KNOWING THAT BY DOING SO YOU ARE LEAVING ALL YOUR COMRADES TO DIE

JUST KIDDING ONE FOLLOWED YOU AND NOW YOUR CAPTAIN AND LOVE OF YOUR LIFE IS DYING TO SAVE YOU

JUST KIDDING YOU’RE DEAD TOO AND HER SACRIFICE MEANT NOTHING

WAKE UP

I STUCK THIS MAGIC ROCK IN YOUR CHEST SO NOW YOU’RE ALIVE AGAIN BECAUSE I NEED YOU

WHATS THAT? YOUR COMRADES? ALL DEAD. YOUR FAMILY? FUCKING DEAD ALSO. EVERYTHING IS GONE, YOUR HOMETOWN WAS FUCKING DESTROYED.

NOW WATCH WHILE ONE OF THE FEW REMAINING PEOPLE, A MAN YOU HELD GREAT RESPECT FOR, SLOWLY TURNS INTO A DERANGED TWISTED SHELL OF HIS FORMER SELF.

AND DO SO WHILE LIVING A LIFE THAT IS LITERALLY A LIE. A FAKE PERSON WHO DOESN’T ACTUALLY EXIST.

NOW GO KILL THIS GUY. JUST KIDDING, HE KICKED YOUR ASS AND NOW YOU HAVE A LIFE DEBT TO HIM.

WHATS THAT? THIS IS ACTUALLY OK AND HAS BECOME SOME SMALL SOLACE, A NEW IDENTITY WHERE YOU CAN FINALLY TRY TO BE HAPPY AGAIN? 

YEAH NO WATCH THAT GUY WHO YOU HAD GROWN TO RESPECT AS MUCH AS THAT FIRST GUY GIVE HIS LIFE UP FOR A CRIME HE DIDN’T COMMIT. AND ALSO HIS GRANDSON WHO YOU WATCHED GROW UP IS THERE, WHO HAS LITERALLY NO ONE ELSE IN THE WORLD TO COUNT ON BUT YOU, AND YOU CAN BARELY TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF.

OH AND BY THE WAY YOU STILL WORK FOR THAT CRAZY GUY. HE WANTS YOU TO DO SOMETHING HORRIBLE AND BETRAY THESE OTHER PEOPLE WHO YOU’VE REALLY GROWN TO CARE ABOUT.

OH AND NOW HE’S LEAVING YOU TO DIE. WELL AT LEAST YOU CAN GIVE YOUR LIFE TO SAVE THESE PEOPLE YOU BETRAYED AS A FINAL FUCK YOU TO HIM. AND NOW YOU GET TO REST.

JUST KIDDING! THESE OTHER GUYS WHO YOU HADN’T EVEN REALIZED CARE ABOUT YOU THIS MUCH ARE HERE TO SAVE YOUR SORRY ASS. YOU CAN’T DIE, NOT YET.

AND NOW YOU HAVE ANOTHER LIFE DEBT. BUT YOU DON’T MIND THIS ONE AS MUCH.

SPEAKING OF LIFE DEBTS YOU FINALLY CAN GET VENGEANCE ON THAT GUY WHO CAUSED THAT SECOND GUYS DEATH.

JUST KIDDING! TURNS OUT HE WAS THE SAME AS YOU, HAVING TO DO SHITTY THINGS FOR THAT CRAZY GUY BECAUSE HE ALSO DIED IN THE WAR AND HAD A ROCK STUCK IN HIS CHEST.

ALSO BY KILLING HIM YOU LEFT TWO GIRLS WITHOUT A FATHER.

NOW GO CONFRONT THAT CRAZY GUY WHO RUINED YOUR LIFE. HE MADE A MISTAKE. ALL HE WAS TRYING TO DO WAS MAKE THE COUNTRY BETTER, BUT WHAT HE’S DONE HAS DOOMED US ALL. YOU WATCH HIM GIVE UP AND DIE JUST LIKE HE NEVER LET YOU DO.

BUT FORGET ABOUT ALL THAT, YOU NEED TO HELP SAVE THE WORLD.

Don’t Go

I wanted to write a fluffy piece but this ended up… not fluffy (blame this song).  So here is my first fic for HakYona Week, it doesn’t follow a prompt because I’m a rebel, but fear not, I will return with a fluffy prompt following story later.  Special thanks to rei-ryoku for helping me with this baby!


There were deep rivers carved in Hak’s mind, waters she wished to drink from if only to know more. He kept secrets in those rapids, and yet whenever Yona ventured to shed light on the darkest reaches she found herself drowning, pulled under by riptides meant to prevent her from getting too close.

That never stopped her from trying.

“Hak, you’ve been looking a little down for the past few days.  What’s wrong?”

“It’s nothing that you need to worry about, princess.”

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anonymous asked:

Why do you believe that abortion should be illegal? I live in a country where it is and trust me, it only makes the problem worse. Girls here get back street abortions. My friend had her ribs broken in one. How is that better than a small number of women getting it done safely and legally by a medical professional? I'm pro choice because outlawing abortion brings worse consequences than legalising it. Note - pro choice, NOT pro abortion.

1. “Small number”: In America, 1.21 million children die from abortion every year. This makes abortion the leading cause of death in America, with more than double the death toll of heart disease at 597,689.

2. America never had the back-alley abortion problem that abortion activists claim we did. The ridiculous numbers of women dying each year from unsafe abortion – often put in the 10,000 range – were completely made up. Dr. Bernard Nathanson, a former abortionist and co-founder of NARAL who later became Pro-Life, says in his book Aborting America that he knew the numbers were completely fabricated the entire time. According to the CDC, in 1972 39 women died from illegal abortions, not thousands. 24 women died from legal abortions that same year. The biggest impact on abortion-related deaths in recent history has been the invention of antibiotics, not the legalization of abortion.

3. One death from abortion is too many, whether it’s the woman or the child. Over 42 million deaths of children alone per year worldwide is unspeakable.

What we need is support for pregnancy centers, OB/GYNs, and adoption agencies who help women facing difficult pregnancies and their children. We need education for women on all of the resources that are already available to them, as well as on contraception – not just that it’s out there, but what failure rates each method has and the health risks of hormonal methods (especially hormonal methods that can have abortifacient effects). For instance, how many women know about the Creighton model of natural family planning? Inexpensive, natural, no side effects, and has a 94.6% rate of effectiveness, compared to the 91% effectiveness rate of the pill, which has a whole host of side effects and risks.

We do not need abortion, legal or illegal.

Check out the Students for Life “What Has Roe Done for Us?” project, exposing the dangers of legal abortion and the myths about illegal abortion.

Welcome to Las Vegas

Chloe had had a tough year, first the divorce of their parents, which this had caused to her second stress, move to Spain to work. Her mom had to fix some papers so she went first to Spain and a week later Chloe would had to do the same. She wasn’t really into it, she didn’t want to go so when she was on her car she saw that big poster of Las Vegas, and thought why not. She was a really spontanious girl and it was always better to fly off to another country so she drift her destination and placed on Las Vegas. She also was a great liar so she would find out how to deal with everyone and find a place to stay and get everything she needed. She wanted to forget, to have fun, get a time to remember. So she log in the best casino of Las Vegas with her bags on the background and chaning her clothes into the car she went out the car as if she was going to eat that world. “Whatever happens on Las Vegas, stay on Las Vegas” she whispered to herself before opening the door more convinced than ever creating a smile when she got in. Looking at everyone rolling around, the music so loud that she could not even hear her own thoughts, lots of waitress giving free drinks and food. The first one came to her giving her a shot and as she took it she saw while that waitress was going away to another costumer an old known friend, her neighbour Emily that was also dealing with a waitress with the same shots than she took a second ago so she went next to her rasing her shot. “Cheers.” she exclaimed to the girl as that turn around to her and both drank their shot.