coulson clint

anonymous asked:

In my experience, a lot of Clint/Coulson shippers are multishippers too, and almost no one in the fandom seriously dislikes it, so it's a sort of chill ship with less drama than 9/10 mcu ships. Also, interesting fact is that the Clint/Coulson ao3 tag recently hit 10000 fics! We're still celebrating.

See?  We should all strive to achieve this level of not giving a crap and just enjoying fandom.

You know, I wrote Clint/Coulson into AHFoW, and I remember being like…why?  I don’t get it, but this is apparently A Thing, so I will do the Thing.  It was actually kind of a cute ship to play around with, and I liked it as a counterpoint to Stony where it was all DRAMA.

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you know that one show about saving the world?

the one with a team of unlikely heroes?

who’s leader is a man with an eye patch?

And on the team there’s that dark haired asshole who wears a suit?

Also, the genius with anger issues?

And the badass ninja lady who can kick everyone’s ass?

You know, the one with Hawkeye?

And the precious blond cinnamon roll with armor symbolism?

The show with the immortal blonde guy with the beard?

Who is somehow connected to the villain?

Who has an inhuman army at his command?

Remember? It had that guy who died and everyone was really sad about it?

And who could forget the primary-colored stone of unimaginable power which they are all fighting over!

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Yet another Shipping names illustrated (here’s part one & two) for those of you who just can’t get enough! (The rest of you will just have to manage, snorry). 

(Thanks again to everyone for all the suggestions, and I apologize to all the ships I haven’t been able to think up anything for. I also apologize to Thor, since he’s been in absolutely none of these OPS)

Marvel Netflix shows we need:

  • Black Widow
  • Hawkeye
  • Howling Commandos
  • Maria Hill
  • Coulson
  • Loki
  • Falcon
  • Peggy Carter (I know we had a show about her, but we need more!)
  • Hulk
  • Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver
  • Steve and Bucky’s life before the war
  • Bucky’s life during Hydra (dark and sad I know.)
  • Budapest

*Coulson walks past Clint, Maria & Steve all staring silently out the same window*

Coulson: Something interesting outside, agents?

Clint: No, sir. Just a bird.

Coulson: Uh huh, sure, Barton. What about you, Hill?

Hill: Just looking over the city, sir.

Coulson: Huh. And what about you, Captain?

Steve: I don’t know what those two are looking at, but I’m watching Natasha steal your car.

Hey, Bucky

Requested By Anon

Pairings: Bucky x Reader


Coulson has created a chatroom.

Coulson has named the chat: Fanclub Meeting (LOKI IS NOT ALLOWED)

Coulson has added Scott.

Scott: COULSOOOOOON

Coulson: SCOOOOOTT

Coulson: Do you think you can get Cap to sign my hand for me?

Scott: Sure! Will you be stopping by at the base or will you be shipping your hand over?

Coulson: And miss a chance of seeing the Captain?! I’ll be coming over!

Scott: Are we going to get new members? I enjoy our fanclub but we need more members…

Coulson: I was thinking Tony would make a great addition to the club.

Scott: I would think Bucky would make a great addition? Since he’s the original Captain America fanboy.

Clint has joined the chat.

Clint: GUESS WHAT I JUST SAW

Clint: what

Clint: what the hell is this

Keep reading

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Clint: It was about three years ago I think. My first assassination mission and my first failed one too. She was fighting off these goons in a hospital gown, practically kicked one guy through a wall. She was my age so It’d be weird if I didn’t have second thoughts.

Natasha: After that he threw down his bow and asked if I wanted to get burgers. Then Phil gave me a job. It was a good day.

  • (Back in the old days of SHIELD)
  • Coulson: What is going on with you and Romanoff?
  • Clint: Come on, Phil, not this again.
  • Coulson: You gotta admit there's a spark.
  • Clint: How many times do I have to say it? She's like a sister.
  • Coulson: That's what Luke said about Leia.
  • Clint: HEY, LUKE DIDN'T KNOW! NOBODY KNEW!
Reading a fic about my OTP and it reaches the smut scene
  • Me: *stops reading*
  • Me: *pours glass of wine*
  • Me: *takes cleansing breath*
  • Me: let's do this