could-have-fooled-me

anonymous asked:

a person comes to you for help and you nit only blow them off but you're a bitch about it. what type of person are you?

Oh my god? Honestly, I’m sorry if I couldn’t help and didn’t help you with whatever it is that you asked me and that you refuse to tell me about instead of calling me a bitch now basically everyday as an anonymous in my ask, but I have no intention to blow off anyone purposedly.

I always try to help everyone - and if I don’t for whatever reason and that person insists and asks for help again, I don’t mind - and I’m sure most people that follow me or have asked for help feel that way because I have my conscience clean that I always do my best.

Next harrassing ask I’m blocking you because A) you are the one being an asshole B) you could have asked anyone else for help but instead you decide it’s best to call me a bitch on daily basis obsessively and in a creepy way.

one direction have a choreographer 

that person has the easiest job

“harry ok u run here”

“ok good now liam run past him”

“zayn stop shaking your legs for christ sake you look like you have to take a piss”

“niall this is where you jump”

“louis strike a faboo pose please thank you dear you go girl”

“okay nice job boys time for a break you’ve been working hard so have i”

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The Expert.

So accurate it hurts.

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the jig is up.  i’ve been in charge of this whole operation from the get go, just waiting for the right customer to come along and insist on something most people would assume i’m not in control over. Had i been an ACTUAL low tier employee, your threats of going to complain about me to my manager would have caused me actual anxiety and stress, but I could not fool you. you earned that expired 5% off coupon from 4 months ago, friend.

happy birthday sehunnie! how old are you now, like 11? 12? keke ♥ ♥

You could have fooled me. Everytime I called you, Luke said you were sick. I figured you were avoiding me. Again.”
“I wasn’t. I did want to talk to you. I’ve been thinking about you all the time.”
“I’ve been thinking about you, too.”
“I really was sick. I swear. I almost died back there on the ship, you know.”
“I know. Everytime you almost die, I almost die myself.
—  Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes