one direction have a choreographer 

that person has the easiest job

“harry ok u run here”

“ok good now liam run past him”

“zayn stop shaking your legs for christ sake you look like you have to take a piss”

“niall this is where you jump”

“louis strike a faboo pose please thank you dear you go girl”

“okay nice job boys time for a break you’ve been working hard so have i”


The Expert.

So accurate it hurts.


the jig is up.  i’ve been in charge of this whole operation from the get go, just waiting for the right customer to come along and insist on something most people would assume i’m not in control over. Had i been an ACTUAL low tier employee, your threats of going to complain about me to my manager would have caused me actual anxiety and stress, but I could not fool you. you earned that expired 5% off coupon from 4 months ago, friend.

You could have fooled me. Everytime I called you, Luke said you were sick. I figured you were avoiding me. Again.”
“I wasn’t. I did want to talk to you. I’ve been thinking about you all the time.”
“I’ve been thinking about you, too.”
“I really was sick. I swear. I almost died back there on the ship, you know.”
“I know. Everytime you almost die, I almost die myself.
—  Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes
Some 17 year old called me gay today while I was walking home

So I replied “Yeah and what’s your point?”

Shocked at the response he said “Uhhhh yeah, well at least you can admit it” His friends just looked at him and awkwardly laughed

Then I said “Are you looking for a date???”

He just yelled “I’m not gay man!”

Then casually I replied “You could have fooled me, you remind me of all of my favorite power bottoms…. You’re a loud, big mouthed twink who’s eager to get laid out.”

All of his friends starting to laugh at him like crazy and said “Holy shit that guy got you! You look soo stupid bro”