could you stop it please

i dont wanna be that guy but roger from american dad is an incredibly tranphobic character and jokes about him make me feel gross

im not trying to vague or anything this is just like a blanket request cause ive seen and heard them quite a bit the last few months and like I know yall are just having fun and I try to be tolerant of that but it makes me incredibly uneasy. if you could please either stop or tag posts i would really appreciate it

✿ ———— beauty and the beast sentence starters.

’ How can you read this? There’s no pictures! ’
’ Well, some people use their imagination… ’
’ This is the day your dreams come true. ’
’ I’m-I’m speechless. I really don’t know what to say. ’
’ Say you’ll marry me! ’
’ I just don’t deserve you! ’
’ I want to do something for him/her… but what? ’
’ No, no! It’s got to be more something more special than that! ’
’ This is yet another example of the late neoclassic Baroque period. ’
’ If I didn’t know better, I’d think you had feelings for this monster. ’
’ I thought I told you to come down to dinner! ’
’ I’m not hungry! ’
’ You’ll come out, or I’ll-I’ll-I’ll break down the door! ’
’ Will you come down to dinner? ’
’ It would give me great pleasure… ’
’ We say please. ’
’ You can’t stay in there forever! ’
’ Fine! Then go ahead and starve! ’
’ Oh dear. That didn’t go very well at all, did it? ’
’ If she/he doesn’t eat with me, then she/he doesn’t eat at all! ’
’ Who said anything about the castle being enchanted? ’
’ It was you, wasn’t it? ’
’ Oh, you look so… so… ’
’ Not quite the word I was looking for, but perhaps a - little more off the top. ’
’ Maybe some other time… ’
’ _______, you are positively primeval! ’
’ Why did you come here? ’
’ Do you realize what you could have done? ’
’ I didn’t mean any harm. ’
’ Please… stop… ’
’ Who’s there? Who are you? ’
’ I’ve come for my father. Please, let him out! Can’t you see, he’s sick? ’
’ Please, I’ll do anything! ’
’ Oh, there must be some way I can… ’
’ Then he/she shouldn’t have trespassed here! ’
’ The master of this castle… ’
’ Wait! Take me instead. ’
’ You don’t know what you’re doing! ’
’ Yes. But… you must promise to stay here forever! ’
’ Come into the light… ’
’ You have my word… ’
’ For who could ever learn to love a beast? ’
’ Do I still have to sleep in the cupboard? ’
’ That’s not a request! ’
’ I’ve been burnt by you before! ’
’ I’m afraid I’ve been thinking… ’
’ If you’d hold still, it wouldn’t hurt as much! ’
’ Well, if you hadn’t have run away, this wouldn’t have happened! ’
’ If you hadn’t frightened me, I wouldn’t have run away! ’
’ Well you shouldn’t have been in the west wing! ’
’ Well, you should learn to control your temper! ’
’ Now, hold still. This might sting a little. ’
’ By the way, thank you… for saving my life. ’
’ Couldn’t keep quiet, could we? ’
’ Just had to invite him/her to stay, didn’t we? ’
’ I was trying to be hospitable. ’
’ I want adventure in the great wide somewhere. ’
’ I want so much more than they’ve got planned… ’
’ Well, Your Highness, I must say everything is going just swimmingly. ’
’ I knew you had it in you, ha ha! ’
’ You what? How could you do that? ’
’ I use antlers in all of my decorating! ’
’ I-I-I was lost in the woods, and-and… ’
’ Please, I meant no harm. I-I just need a place to stay. ’
’ What’re you staring at? ’
’ I’ll give you a place to stay. ’
’ No, no! Please! Don’t, no! ’
’ I’d like to thank you all for coming to my wedding. ’
’ Sir, close that at once! Do you mind? ’
’ It is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight. ’
’ Oh, must help her/him to see past all that. ’
’ Well, you can start by making yourself more presentable. ’
’ Oh, it’s no use. ’
’ I don’t know how. ’
’ Come, come, show me the smile. ’
’ There’s a stranger here! ’
’ Pardon me, Master… ’
’ Leave me in peace. ’
’ It doesn’t matter now. Just let them come. ’
’ I’ll show you to your room. ’
’ Do you wanna stay in the tower? ’
’ You must control your temper! ’
’ Of course I came back. I couldn’t let them… oh, this is all my fault! ’
’ You… you came back. ’
’ If only I had gotten here sooner. ’
’ Maybe… maybe… it’s better… it’s better this way. ’
’ Don’t talk like that! You’ll be alright. ’
’ We’re together now; everything’s going to be fine, you’ll see… ’
’ And at least… at least I got to see you… one last time. ’
’ Please. Please… Please don’t leave me. ’
’ Well, perhaps there’s something there that wasn’t there before. ’
’ There may be something there that wasn’t there before. ’
’ Shh. I’ll tell you when you’re older. ’
’ I’ll not have you making up such wild stories. ’
’ Let me go! Let me go, please! Don’t hurt me! I’ll do anything! Anything! ’
’ I’m… I’m about ready to give up on this hunk of junk. ’
’ This castle is your home now, so you can go anywhere you like, except the West Wing. ’
’ I mean it this time! I’ll never get this boneheaded contraption to work! ’
’ Well, what are we waiting for? ’
’ I’ll have this thing fixed in no time! ’
’ You really believe that? ’
’ Be our guest. ’
’ Is it dangerous? ’
’ Oh no, he’d/she’d never hurt anyone. ’
’ Hmmm. Could you read it again? ’
’ Why don’t you read it to me? ’
’ You mean, you never learned? ’
’ I learned… a little. It’s just been… so long. ’
’ Well, here, I’ll help you. ’
’ What would you say if you and I took a walk over to the tavern and took a look at my trophies? ’
Could you PLEASE stop shooting the dwarf!?

First session, consists of two players and myself as the DM. We have an Elven Ranger, Dwarf fighter, and DM supplied a half-elf cleric. First encounter, the Dwarf moves in for melee range, as does the cleric to provide extra damage and some heals. The Ranger moves off to take shots on the Gith, rolling 1s like it was cool. 

Me: Nat 1? Roll for damage

Elf: For what, I missed… uh… Eight

Me: You shot the dwarf. Dwarf, take eight damage.

Next turn comes around, elf rolls another nat 1. It should be noted I’m using a % to see if he even hits friendlies, or if it is just an outright miss, so my rolls are scrapping the team just as much as his are.

Me: Roll for damage

Dwarf: “Hey, prettyman, maybe if you knew what a real weapon was, we wouldn’t be having this problem”

Cleric: “Could you PLEASE stop shooting the dwarf!?”

Third turn comes around, and the Ranger assures us he’s not going to shoot the dwarf this time. Nat 1

Me: You hit the cleric.

dailymail.co.uk
Woman in Louis Tomlinson airport scuffle claims she could have DIED
Ana Becerra, 22, has accused Louis of attacking her after she pulled out her phone to film his altercation with a photographer taking pictures of his girlfriend Eleanor Calder at LAX.

[excerpt from towards the end of the article]

However a witness has come forward to the MailOnline disputing her recollection of events.

The bystander had flown into Los Angeles after finishing a work trip in Nebraska.

She was standing nearby when the bust up broke out.

Not wanting to be named, the witness said: ‘I heard something crash so I looked over and I saw Eleanor trying to get between three girls.

‘Two of them were holding phones up and she put her hands over her face.

‘I heard, “Could you stop f***ing filming me please.”

‘She exaggerated the please so she asked politely. One girl laughed and said: “No bitch!”

According to the witness, Calder tried to move around the three girls but tripped over.

She was unable to regain her balance and the three girls pushed her down.

The bystander added: ‘I saw Eleanor’s hands go straight to her face to stop the punches that were coming.

‘One girl punched her below the hands and hit her chin and throat.’

It was at this point Tomlinson got involved.

He allegedly said: ‘What the hell is going on! Can we get some help please?’ before running over to the fight.

The witness said: ‘Eleanor was yelping and kept her face turned way and had her knee up because one girl was punching her in the stomach

‘Louis went between one girl and put his arms around her and pulled her down and away from Eleanor.’

It was then security stepped into separate them - and he was arrested.

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When technically you’re the chill friend but your best friend for whatever reason refuses to accept the happiness he deserves smh

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Submit this into evidence...

Since we don’t have a screenshot of you punching Eleanor, we do have this screenshot. Oh and witness statements.


Not wanting to be named, the witness said: ‘I heard something crash so I looked over and I saw Eleanor trying to get between three girls.
‘Two of them were holding phones up and she put her hands over her face.
‘I heard, “Could you stop f***ing filming me please.” ‘She exaggerated the please so she asked politely. One girl laughed and said: “No bitch!”

The bystander added: ‘I saw Eleanor’s hands go straight to her face to stop the punches that were coming.
‘One girl punched her below the hands and hit her chin and throat.

The witness said: ‘Eleanor was yelping and kept her face turned way and had her knee up because one girl was punching her in the stomach
‘Louis went between one girl and put his arms around her and pulled her down and away from Eleanor.’

Oh really, girl who assaulted Eleanor…

I don’t see where he put “his knee on your stomach and practically stood on it” I mean he fell backwards with YOU on top of him…

Girl who assaulted Eleanor and accused Louis of socking her and stepping on her stomach also said: 'Explain what makes Louis such a good person? I’m begging you, really, everyone has said great thing about him but I’m lacking the proof.
‘He literally threw chicken nuggets at y'all once and gave you the middle finger and you all still worship his dumb a*s’.
'Louis is a deadbeat father, he’s cheated on his girlfriend, he smokes weed, and now he beats women’, and told his fans their ‘idol’ was going to ‘prison’ for what happened.


Take this as you will but it looks like she’s a liar.

Side note: Do not send this girl threats. It just gives her an excuse to justify what she did and gives her more fame.

Priorities (Smut - Jeep sex)

MASTERLIST

Request: A massive amount of people wanted more car sex, so here we go. 

Word count: 3,021

Priorities (Smut – Jeep sex)

“Are you kidding me?” You whined as Shawn put the last bags of food in the trunk.

“Sorry love”

“You seriously want me to get in the back because your guitar has to be on the front seat?” You stared at him, honestly thinking he was messing with you right now.

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Anon request: Fighting with Jungkook + drabble
It’s not the same as Yoongi’s but I thought this fit better. 
I am so sorry it has taken so long, it has been sitting in my drafts for weeeeks (ask you can tell by the date of the text) I am so sorry
I hope you like it! 


Jungkook x Reader
Warnings: Implied Smut
Words: 1250


You knocked once on the bathroom door and waited for a response. After receiving a text from Yoongi, you rushed out of the door and into the nearest taxi. Reading over the texts again and again, you felt your stomach twist as the guilt set in. Fuck, what had you done. The fact Jungkook thought he was a bad boyfriend made your heart squeeze into your throat. He was far from it, in fact he was the best boyfriend you have ever had, going above and beyond anyone ever had. Making you smile when you needed it, telling you that he loved you nearly every day even when he was on tour. He would always make you feel so loved and important and you couldn’t even let him off this one time. You were being selfish and you needed to fix it. You phone beeped with another text, this time from Taehyung.  

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How BTS would react to you eating ice cream in a sexy way even though you thought it was innocent

Jin: He would be eating across from you as you ate your ice cream. When he noticed how sexily you were eating it he would stare at you until you saw him. “What?” you would ask confused. “N..nothing.” he would stutter and start back eating trying not to stare at you again.

Originally posted by junghosyub

Suga: You both would be at a local ice cream place sitting down. You would be looking at him and licking your ice cream having no idea that he thought it was sexy. “Are you trying to turn me on babe? Because it’s working.” he’d whisper heatedly in your ear.

Originally posted by yoo-ngie

Rap Monster: You would be eating your ice cream what you thought was innocently until you saw the way he was watching you. You would then smirk and start to lick it more sexually letting some stay on your lips before licking it off. “Y/N, stop” he would say in a warning tone. “What daddy?” you would ask innocently which would lead him to race you both back home to punish you which was what you wanted.

Originally posted by hopeatuuli

JHope: “Y/N could you please stop it.” he would sort of mutter to you looking a bit flustered. “Stop what?” you would ask clearly confused as you continued licking your ice cream. “Never mind.” he would grumble and try not to look at you again, afraid he may pop a boner.

Originally posted by hoseokwhy

Jimin: You would just be licking the ice cream when he would all of a sudden say, “That’s it let’s go home.” You would be confused but would soon realize that you had turned him on.

Originally posted by sweaterpawsjimin

V: He would be smiling at you suggestively until you noticed and asked him what was wrong. “Oh don’t play innocent you naughty girl, I know what you’re hinting at.” he would say completely confusing you.

Originally posted by hellosarang

Jungkook:”What?” you would ask him as he stared at you with darkened eyes. “You have no idea what you’re doing to me right now Y/N” he would whisper and you would catch on quickly. 

Originally posted by jjks