could you stop it please

✿ ———— beauty and the beast sentence starters.

’ How can you read this? There’s no pictures! ’
’ Well, some people use their imagination… ’
’ This is the day your dreams come true. ’
’ I’m-I’m speechless. I really don’t know what to say. ’
’ Say you’ll marry me! ’
’ I just don’t deserve you! ’
’ I want to do something for him/her… but what? ’
’ No, no! It’s got to be more something more special than that! ’
’ This is yet another example of the late neoclassic Baroque period. ’
’ If I didn’t know better, I’d think you had feelings for this monster. ’
’ I thought I told you to come down to dinner! ’
’ I’m not hungry! ’
’ You’ll come out, or I’ll-I’ll-I’ll break down the door! ’
’ Will you come down to dinner? ’
’ It would give me great pleasure… ’
’ We say please. ’
’ You can’t stay in there forever! ’
’ Fine! Then go ahead and starve! ’
’ Oh dear. That didn’t go very well at all, did it? ’
’ If she/he doesn’t eat with me, then she/he doesn’t eat at all! ’
’ Who said anything about the castle being enchanted? ’
’ It was you, wasn’t it? ’
’ Oh, you look so… so… ’
’ Not quite the word I was looking for, but perhaps a - little more off the top. ’
’ Maybe some other time… ’
’ _______, you are positively primeval! ’
’ Why did you come here? ’
’ Do you realize what you could have done? ’
’ I didn’t mean any harm. ’
’ Please… stop… ’
’ Who’s there? Who are you? ’
’ I’ve come for my father. Please, let him out! Can’t you see, he’s sick? ’
’ Please, I’ll do anything! ’
’ Oh, there must be some way I can… ’
’ Then he/she shouldn’t have trespassed here! ’
’ The master of this castle… ’
’ Wait! Take me instead. ’
’ You don’t know what you’re doing! ’
’ Yes. But… you must promise to stay here forever! ’
’ Come into the light… ’
’ You have my word… ’
’ For who could ever learn to love a beast? ’
’ Do I still have to sleep in the cupboard? ’
’ That’s not a request! ’
’ I’ve been burnt by you before! ’
’ I’m afraid I’ve been thinking… ’
’ If you’d hold still, it wouldn’t hurt as much! ’
’ Well, if you hadn’t have run away, this wouldn’t have happened! ’
’ If you hadn’t frightened me, I wouldn’t have run away! ’
’ Well you shouldn’t have been in the west wing! ’
’ Well, you should learn to control your temper! ’
’ Now, hold still. This might sting a little. ’
’ By the way, thank you… for saving my life. ’
’ Couldn’t keep quiet, could we? ’
’ Just had to invite him/her to stay, didn’t we? ’
’ I was trying to be hospitable. ’
’ I want adventure in the great wide somewhere. ’
’ I want so much more than they’ve got planned… ’
’ Well, Your Highness, I must say everything is going just swimmingly. ’
’ I knew you had it in you, ha ha! ’
’ You what? How could you do that? ’
’ I use antlers in all of my decorating! ’
’ I-I-I was lost in the woods, and-and… ’
’ Please, I meant no harm. I-I just need a place to stay. ’
’ What’re you staring at? ’
’ I’ll give you a place to stay. ’
’ No, no! Please! Don’t, no! ’
’ I’d like to thank you all for coming to my wedding. ’
’ Sir, close that at once! Do you mind? ’
’ It is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight. ’
’ Oh, must help her/him to see past all that. ’
’ Well, you can start by making yourself more presentable. ’
’ Oh, it’s no use. ’
’ I don’t know how. ’
’ Come, come, show me the smile. ’
’ There’s a stranger here! ’
’ Pardon me, Master… ’
’ Leave me in peace. ’
’ It doesn’t matter now. Just let them come. ’
’ I’ll show you to your room. ’
’ Do you wanna stay in the tower? ’
’ You must control your temper! ’
’ Of course I came back. I couldn’t let them… oh, this is all my fault! ’
’ You… you came back. ’
’ If only I had gotten here sooner. ’
’ Maybe… maybe… it’s better… it’s better this way. ’
’ Don’t talk like that! You’ll be alright. ’
’ We’re together now; everything’s going to be fine, you’ll see… ’
’ And at least… at least I got to see you… one last time. ’
’ Please. Please… Please don’t leave me. ’
’ Well, perhaps there’s something there that wasn’t there before. ’
’ There may be something there that wasn’t there before. ’
’ Shh. I’ll tell you when you’re older. ’
’ I’ll not have you making up such wild stories. ’
’ Let me go! Let me go, please! Don’t hurt me! I’ll do anything! Anything! ’
’ I’m… I’m about ready to give up on this hunk of junk. ’
’ This castle is your home now, so you can go anywhere you like, except the West Wing. ’
’ I mean it this time! I’ll never get this boneheaded contraption to work! ’
’ Well, what are we waiting for? ’
’ I’ll have this thing fixed in no time! ’
’ You really believe that? ’
’ Be our guest. ’
’ Is it dangerous? ’
’ Oh no, he’d/she’d never hurt anyone. ’
’ Hmmm. Could you read it again? ’
’ Why don’t you read it to me? ’
’ You mean, you never learned? ’
’ I learned… a little. It’s just been… so long. ’
’ Well, here, I’ll help you. ’
’ What would you say if you and I took a walk over to the tavern and took a look at my trophies? ’

Look, I am all in for Peter and Harley as brothers, but give me some brotherly rivalry between these two please.

Peter and Harley constantly fighting over who is the best son protegee. Tense breakfasts firing questions about Tony to each other to prove who knows their mentor best, afternoons in the lab trying to outsmart the other, nights glaring at one another from each side of the couch while Tony is in the middle trying to fucking read his mail, could you two please stop it, NOW!

Tony did not sign up for any of this. Not that he is worried or anything, of course not… is just that Peter is this innocent pure child, and Harley has no mercy, he will anihilate him, and he will do it with a smile.

Also I have noticed a lot of people make Harley younger than Peter, but concidering the time that has passed since Iron man 3 and Homecoming, and thinking he was around 10 when he meet Tony, then he is probably between 14-15 yo.

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I am sorry but…” she said. “Could you please stop making people feel like it was their fault why you fall out of love with them. Stop putting the blame on their shoulders. Causing their knees to bend and fall to the ground.” she took a deep breath to calm herself. She tried to say it in a kind way. Knowing that she’s trying so hard—enough not to burst into tears. She’s mad and she’s still trying to keep it down. “Please stop trying to turn a soft beautiful heart into a cold colorless hole. Because it was never easy to bring it back.
—  ma.c.a // Some words are harsh, Some words are true
That Black Suit...

Author: Nat / @idontgiveaflyinggrayson69

Requested: Yes - Anonymous

Tagging: @claireisbetterthandom

Fandom: Thor

Relationship: Pre-Established; Loki x Reader


Summary: Reader likes Loki and can’t keep it a secret after seeing Loki in the black suit. 

Word Count: 1.2k

Warnings: RAGNAROK SPOILERS!!!

Comments: Gods… Tom looked so good in that suit… Tom looked good in the whole movie…

Originally posted by mokisaur

 

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story time.

i went to a weird tech high school where you were pretty much allowed to do almost anything, and you were given an expensive macbook laptop to do ur homework and other shit on. its like normal high school except u could get up and go to the bathroom whenever and not get into trouble (kids asked anyway who am i kidding we feared getting yelled at jus for needing to take a whizz)

and one day, first year, two months in, the school had a big gathering because they were having a problem. yknow, with the expensive macbook laptops.

they were getting cease and desist warnings from dreamworks because somebody was downloading 25 illegal digital copies of the bee movie, every day, for two weeks straight. they were being threatened with lawsuits, so the principal and vice principal basically rounded up all these meme-infused teenagers, and told them, “stop downloading the bee movie. we could get shut down because of you. please stop.”

and it went on for another week because, whoever this kid was, hated this school so much. so much so that they tried to have it shut down in the most fucking ridiculous way possible. by downloading the bee movie, staring jerry seinfield, as many times as possible. illegally.

i remember one early morning, after i got my breakfast burrito, some friends ushered me over to one of the lunch tables and pointed to another friend’s computer. a pirating site was open, and the kid who was responsible was actually a friend of mine. they looked at me, the biggest shit-eating grin on their face, and pointed to, you guessed it, 25 illegal digital copies of jerry seinfelds the bee movie downloading all at once on internet explorer.

the real kicker was that, since the laptops were technically purchased and owned by the school, they werent tied to any of the kids legally. just the school as a whole. so no names or faces were mentioned at all in the illegal downloadings of almost 100+ copies of the bee movie, staring jerry seinfeld.

so the kid was never caught.

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When technically you’re the chill friend but your best friend for whatever reason refuses to accept the happiness he deserves smh

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How BTS would react to you eating ice cream in a sexy way even though you thought it was innocent

Jin: He would be eating across from you as you ate your ice cream. When he noticed how sexily you were eating it he would stare at you until you saw him. “What?” you would ask confused. “N..nothing.” he would stutter and start back eating trying not to stare at you again.

Originally posted by junghosyub

Suga: You both would be at a local ice cream place sitting down. You would be looking at him and licking your ice cream having no idea that he thought it was sexy. “Are you trying to turn me on babe? Because it’s working.” he’d whisper heatedly in your ear.

Originally posted by yoo-ngie

Rap Monster: You would be eating your ice cream what you thought was innocently until you saw the way he was watching you. You would then smirk and start to lick it more sexually letting some stay on your lips before licking it off. “Y/N, stop” he would say in a warning tone. “What daddy?” you would ask innocently which would lead him to race you both back home to punish you which was what you wanted.

Originally posted by hopeatuuli

JHope: “Y/N could you please stop it.” he would sort of mutter to you looking a bit flustered. “Stop what?” you would ask clearly confused as you continued licking your ice cream. “Never mind.” he would grumble and try not to look at you again, afraid he may pop a boner.

Originally posted by hoseokwhy

Jimin: You would just be licking the ice cream when he would all of a sudden say, “That’s it let’s go home.” You would be confused but would soon realize that you had turned him on.

Originally posted by sweaterpawsjimin

V: He would be smiling at you suggestively until you noticed and asked him what was wrong. “Oh don’t play innocent you naughty girl, I know what you’re hinting at.” he would say completely confusing you.

Originally posted by hellosarang

Jungkook:”What?” you would ask him as he stared at you with darkened eyes. “You have no idea what you’re doing to me right now Y/N” he would whisper and you would catch on quickly. 

Originally posted by jjks

Shout out to all the epileptic trans men on here

If you bind, LET PEOPLE KNOW.

It is PARAMOUNT TO REMOVE ANY TIGHT CLOTHING DURING A SEIZURE

YOUR RIBS CAN BREAK, YOU COULD STOP BREATHING, YOU CAN REALLY REALLY HARM YOURSELF

PLEASE TELL PEOPLE!!

OR if you get auras, take the binder off before the seizure comes!!!

PLEASE.

Your health is so important and it’s not risking your life.

If two things get overlooked anywhere, it’s trans people and epilepsy. Please let other people know–this is obscenely crucial.

Teasing

Originally posted by rapebysatan


Requests: “Hi I love your writing and I was hoping of you could write one where the reader is teasing Paul while hanging out with the pack and then he gets so frustrated that he makes the both of you leave and end up having rough sex in the car please? Sorry if it doesn’t make sense” -Anonymous and “so i saw your sex with paul lahote headcanon list, and i saw the thigh riding and i was wondering if you could write a paul lahote smut with thigh riding please? and the reader would be a curvy girl?” -Anonymous

Warning: Smut

Author’s Note: I decided to add these requests together to give me more of a plot to work with. I decided not to make it car sex bc I have a headcanon that Paul has a tuck, plus I don’t think any car would give Paul enough room to tease/fuck you as much as he’d like to. Also, I don’t write specifically for one body type, I try to write where anyone with any body type reads my work can imagine themselves in it.

Words:  1433

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Could you PLEASE stop shooting the dwarf!?

First session, consists of two players and myself as the DM. We have an Elven Ranger, Dwarf fighter, and DM supplied a half-elf cleric. First encounter, the Dwarf moves in for melee range, as does the cleric to provide extra damage and some heals. The Ranger moves off to take shots on the Gith, rolling 1s like it was cool. 

Me: Nat 1? Roll for damage

Elf: For what, I missed… uh… Eight

Me: You shot the dwarf. Dwarf, take eight damage.

Next turn comes around, elf rolls another nat 1. It should be noted I’m using a % to see if he even hits friendlies, or if it is just an outright miss, so my rolls are scrapping the team just as much as his are.

Me: Roll for damage

Dwarf: “Hey, prettyman, maybe if you knew what a real weapon was, we wouldn’t be having this problem”

Cleric: “Could you PLEASE stop shooting the dwarf!?”

Third turn comes around, and the Ranger assures us he’s not going to shoot the dwarf this time. Nat 1

Me: You hit the cleric.

Priorities (Smut - Jeep sex)

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Request: A massive amount of people wanted more car sex, so here we go. 

Word count: 3,021

Priorities (Smut – Jeep sex)

“Are you kidding me?” You whined as Shawn put the last bags of food in the trunk.

“Sorry love”

“You seriously want me to get in the back because your guitar has to be on the front seat?” You stared at him, honestly thinking he was messing with you right now.

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