Anxiety: *places hand against wall by Morality’s head* Do you like bad boys?
Anxiety: Well, I don’t mean to brag, but sometimes I cross the street without looking both ways
Morality: You do?
Morality: That’s dangerous! You could be hurt!
Anxiety: I know-
Morality: You shouldn’t do that, what if you were hit by a car?!
Anxiety: I’m sorry-
Morality: What were you thinking?
Anxiety: Pat, please, I’m trying to be sexy
Morality: Safety is sexy!