could i really eat this

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An afternoon date~

and a bonus

annawrites  asked:

i've enjoyed your prompt fills so much, thank you for sharing them!! if you feel like it: chef!andrew trying (and failing) to woo picky eater neil with fancy food? :)

The thing about growing up on the run is that you never really develop a palate.

You eat what’s there to be eaten, whatever you manage to stuff in your pockets while your mother distracts the cashier trying to haggle for cigarettes, as if it’s anywhere near possible to haggle in a 7/11.

You eat school lunches, bland chicken nuggets and congealed mac and cheese and unseasoned carrots with those little close to expired fruit cups with the peaches and cherries and simple syrup.

You drink gas station coffee—maybe it stunts your growth, but you drink it anyway—and fill old plastic water bottles from drinking fountains or public restroom sinks.

At least, that’s what Neil tries to explain to Matt one day, when Matt invites Neil to his favorite restaurant in his hometown. It just so happens that Matt’s hometown is New York City, and the chef at this place has a Michelin star, but Neil isn’t on the run anymore and his paycheck is hefty enough that he can afford it.

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💕please help a black trans girl be great this week (if you got it)💕

Seriously I don’t wanna be that person but like…shit is real right now if somebody could donate to me so I can eat this week i’d really appreciate it, I made another donation post like a day ago that got no traction but basically I have a psych appointment and a therapy appointment as well as refills to come out of pocket for this week & I know after paying for all of that I’m gonna be B-R-O-K-E lol so please help if u can

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I’ve been thinking lately about recovery from my eating disorder. For months on end, I was sure that I would relapse. It wasn’t that I wanted to or even felt that strong of urges, but more that it seemed to be a thing people did, and I was stressed and depressed, and had the opportunity to, so why wouldn’t I?

For whatever reason, though, I didn’t. I kept eating normally and all that jazz. I’m almost two years into recovery. I honestly take my functioning for granted; I’ve been learning math and classical Indian dance and languages. I have showed up on exchange as much as I could, and really implemented healthy coping skills.

I was just musing about the possibility of things going downhill this summer, and then my host mom knocked on my door to give me some ice cream. I was like, oh, ice cream, great! And then I ate it, end of story. Something my old dietitian said to me once was that I was afraid of both being okay and not okay, which is probably really apt. Relapse is always a possibility, and at least for me, right now, it would be a conscious choice. To quote @velvettruce, “I am afraid that I will fail at greater things than this.” The thing is, the stakes of my life are higher now.

The focus is not on my using behaviors, but how I can (potentially) use a postposition in Hindi. Expectations are higher, and I think that’s a good thing. The idea of maintaining recovery indefinitely is overwhelming, and yet, I might as well. Relapse would give me a break; it would be safe and familiar and what-have-you, but I want better for myself. I have proven, time and time again, that I’m willing to do what it takes in order to ensure that I have a future.

jewishdragon  asked:

My cafeteria serves kosher-style meals (they use unkosher matzah but also the cooking surfaces aren't kosher so it wouldn't matter) during Passover (and specially made kosher ones if you inform them a week ahead of time, plus infinite kosher matzah no matter what) and today is Matzo Nachos and I'm just stunned because I have been blind to the possibilities until now

Um, I’m going to need more information about these Matzoh Nachos. DESCRIBE.

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Opening commissions for the summer! I’ve just spent a lot of money investing in my future and I could really use the help so I can eat this summer lol.

I’m open to drawing most anything within my realm of ability, so don’t hesitate to PM me with any questions or inquiries. OCs, fanart, you name it! You can also reach out to me at my email address alexismaylambert@gmail.com. I tend to complete commissions in 3-7 days. Payment done through paypal.

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Locked In

Part three of the Good Little Angel series

Part one: Good Little Angel

Good Little Angel part two

Word count: 1,085

Warning: no smut in this one (sorry)

Pairing: Lucifer x Reader

Summary/Request: Thank you @curlyxtomato for your request! This is a part three.

Lucifer leaves you stuck in your room as you try to figure out what on earth is going on

A/N: No smut in this part, this is more development of the plot because due to popular demand I’m turning this into a series! If anyone wants tagged please just let me know.

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sasuke definitely comes up with roundabout ways to spend time w hinata

he has a massive crush on her but is in denial, or can’t say it

like if this were an office au, he calls her into the conference room to go over some project the company has been working on

he strategically calls her in right before her lunch break

and he has all this fucking food laid out…. but it’s just him and hinata, and he wasn’t exactly sure what she liked to eat so he purchased the whole menu lmao


“Come in, I was just about to have lunch.” He’s sitting at the head of the table and pretends to act super casual, leaning back into the ergonomic chair.

Hinata eyed the feast on the table.

A wide variety of take out items was spread out on the long table of the conference room. Disposable containers with dishes like pasta, stir fry, and sushi took up a majority of the space; she would barely be able to tetris her documents amongst all the food. The litany of appetizers and main courses and desserts teased her senses and the emptiness in her stomach became magnified tenfold.

Was this how CEOs regularly ate? She reasoned that her boss could certainly afford it, even if it seemed a bit excessive.

“Wow, that’s quite the lunch,” was stated in a friendly, neutral manner.

“Yes it appears I ordered too much…” Sasuke cleared his throat, “Have you eaten yet?”

He knew damn well that she hadn’t, so when she shook her head, he smoothly followed up with, “Why don’t you join me?”

The turkey and spinach sandwich she quickly threw together this morning paled in comparison to the banquet in front of her, making her quick to agree.

“Sure,” she smiled, “It is almost lunch time and I know Ino and Kiba are also about to go on break so if you wanted to invi-”

“No no, I think there’s only enough for two,” he was quick to interrupt. While Yamanaka and Inuzuka were good employees, sometimes their personalities grated on his nerves. He already had one energetic loud mouth that followed him at his heels.

Besides, he didn’t want anyone to get in between their… er, meeting.

“… Okay, Uchiha-san…” She fought to keep the skepticism out of her tone, cautious of offending him due to his generous offer and his status as her boss.

“Sasuke,” he insisted. “You can just call me Sasuke.”

I’ve seen a couple discussions on the conversation between Mutsuki and Saiko, and I really want to give my take on it. I have no clue if someone already explained it all, but I honestly LOVE this scene so much that I’m ok with just ranting about it to vent my feeeeels


Saiko is pretty intuitive, and I love her for that. You generally see her in the background when it comes to character interactions, observing their actions and expressions. As a result she’s in a good position to see the little details other people miss. Multiple times we’ve seen her have a deeper understanding of the people around her than anyone else.

So when Saiko said that she smelled blood,

specifically human blood, she wasn’t referencing menstruation. She even pointed out that she already knew Mutsuki was a girl way before this and that him bringing it up was utterly pointless. If you look at Saiko’s expressions throughout their conversion, it shifts from wary and uncomfortable,

to first shocked, disturbed, and then tearful.

That would be a pretty strange reaction for someone who was just told something they were already aware of. It was the type of reaction someone had when something horrifying they never wanted to hear was just confirmed. Mutsuki lying straight to Saiko’s face probably didn’t help his case either.

That’s because Mutsuki didn’t misunderstand the situation, he knew exactly what Saiko could have been referencing, and it definitely had nothing to do with his sex. He was most likely panicked over the fact that she may have been catching on to the smell of human blood on his body (probably more than once, considering she thought it was important to finally bring it up to him).

To get out of the situation the best way he could, he basically interrupted her train of thought and instantly told her that he was a girl. He was almost in a rush to get it out, which was pretty unlike him. Mutsuki decided that using the female card as a distraction, which would also imply that any smell of blood would be due to menstruation, was a good strategy. 

But considering Q and human blood smell differently (Saiko specifically taking the time to differentiate between the smell of just blood, and human blood), probably means Mutsuki knew his excuse was shaky, and that he’s now in a pretty bad situation. 

Now the current situation as a whole is something along the lines of: 

  • Saiko knows Mutsuki lied to her and that he’s doing some very disturbing things behind the Q’s and CCG’s backs. 
  • Saiko is crushed and disappointing that Mutsuki lied to her and is actually trying to hide it, which she’s probably taking it as him trying to hide the hobby the best he can so he can continue hurting/killing other people.
  • Mutsuki probably knows his excuse for the smell of blood was very weak and that he’s not in a good situation with Saiko right now. He’s shaken up, considering his nervous tick was immediately present and very obvious once he ran from ended the conversation.

The fact that it’s implying that he’s doing exactly what we think he’s doing to other people in private, shouldn’t be surprising as Ishida has been foreshadowing it a ton this last Arc. If it’s true, then Mutsuki has officially stopped restraining the sadistic part of his personality, (whether it’s natural to him or not) and decided to upgraded from animals to humans.

Where are you keeping your collection of tongues this time, Mutsuki?


TL;DR Mutsuki is probably killing/eating humans, and was scared Saiko was catching on, and as a result tried to use the ‘I’m female’/’I menstruate sometimes’ card as an explanation for the occasional smell of human blood on his body.

And honestly I’m a bit nervous about their relationship at the moment…
Hopefully Saiko won’t do anything drastic about the situation, as Mutsuki’s unpredictable in the fact that we have no clue how far he’d be willing to go to keep his tendencies a secret. Doesn’t help that Ishida has shown us he’s willing to attempt murder hurt a close friend (Akira) if that’s what the situation asks of him.

When Matchmakers Get Matched

A/N: This is such a cute request!! Hope you enjoy! This was supposed to be u two days ago for my 300 followers celebration, but hey, I’m Jordan and I can never do anything on time.

Request: Hey, it’s the Anthony Ramos cupid anon. Sorry I was vague, I meant that you and Anthony are like BFFs and you just target potential couples and try to bring them together. And then one day the entire cast works together to bring you and Anthony together. It’s slightly cheesy, but I love me some cheese. Thanks! 😊

Prompt: or in which, the two times you and Anthony were matchmakers and the one time you two were matched.

Pairing: Anthony x reader

Warnings: cursing, fluff, it gets a little suggestive during the end. What can I say? I couldn’t help myself.

Tags: @fangirl-072 @always-blame-jefferson @linmanuclmiranda @hxmiltonmusicxl @sunriseovertheroomwhereithappens @femilton @ahhhhamilton @angerybisexual

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Seven. Seven was the number of couples you and your friend Anthony had gotten together. You two were the “Matchmakers of Richard Rodgers Theatre” as the cast and crew liked to call you. Your next project was getting your friend Yasmine together with Oak.

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