could def get it

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Daisy Johnson in Agents of SHIELD: ‘Farewell, Cruel World!’

anonymous asked:

I love the Jewish headcanon for the Earps. What led you to that?

bc wyatt earp’s third wife (the only one that makes sense canonically to be the mother of the Earp line) was Jewish and Wyatt Earp was historically very respectful of that. he even (though this is only a theory bc the exact cause of the fight was lost to the ages (this one is p likely given some letters that were found tho)) got into a fight with his bff doc holliday over doc’s anti-semitism and they literally NEVER. TALKED. AGAIN. (i mean there were other factors besides wyatt’s respect towards Judaism. there was also possibly doc insulting wyatt’s maybe side chick who was Jewish (and also who later became his third wife so……awkward.)) wyatt earp respected Judaism and knew enough about it to follow customs without being told. Josephine Earp was Jewish and if she wanted to raise her kids Jewish i think wyatt would go along with it. esp since i dont think he was shown to have strong religious feelings in any direction.

    so, historically, i think that the Earps being Jewish makes the most sense. in heritage if not in practice (i say that bc i cant see asshole Ward bothering to teach the kiddos about their heritage, religion, or culture)

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[arthur x reader]

author’s note: wow this took forever to write and i don’t like how it came out much tbh but i thought of this premise not long ago and really wanted to get it out. left it open so i could def continue this, if y’all wanted idk. also not proofread so please excuse the typos D:

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a lot of people seem to forget that jake took an interest in writing comics so pls imagine if he wrote a lil comic about his friends (dirk could probably draw it) and he’d def get input from the others so it would just be sort of a dumb self-inserty story with all the alphas being huge nerds 

anonymous asked:

Are you a Turtle!Nino person or a Peacock!Nino person? Why and/or why not?

turtle xD and ngl, the main reason i lean turtle is mostly cos of @tides-miraculous​ and @thelastpilot​ :’D that design and skill set is just A+ and i love it. but whether or not the guardian role is also attached to the turtle miraculous [i’m assuming it is since it seems to come with long life?], it does make it iffy? nino is a good dude, he’s super chill, which kinda fits turtles. he’s also super supportive of his friends [which arguably could fit a turtle, cos you think turtle = tank type chara]… 

but i’m not sure he’s good as a decision maker or person would could handle a lot of responsibilities, which seems to be part of the turtle holder role? like, really, it’s hard to say if nino has good decision making skills since they haven’t given him much to prove himself in that way… well, aside from the movie thing in horrificator – he changed the script without consulting the writer, which is kind of a poor decision making example… or the time he fuckin calls out to chat in refleka, blowing chat’s cover lmaooogfjghdfjkhkj. but i guess that would get better with age, anyway xD i could def see him growing into that?

and like i mean the miraculous seem to compliment the holder, bringing to something they lack, so maybe him getting the turtle would…make him step up a bit more? teach him to be a better decision maker? idk…

as for peacock, i actually don’t know much about peacocks aside from the fact they are loud and obnoxious [there is a family of them next to a cherry orchard we go to for cherry picking lol]… and also they have the reputation of being kinda stuck-up/showy, which… doesn’t really sound like nino? he’s more of an ‘in the background’ kinda guy… [but again maybe it would teach him to step up and be more in the spot light? //more shrugging lmao]

so yea, tl;dr is i lean toward TURTLE. but i’d be open to hearing the opinions on peacock nino! :> 

Was cyberbullied into getting Avengers Academy for iOS and it could be def be improved by Mall Goth Bucky.  C’mon Official High School AU, gimmie something to work with here.

I’m still on cloud 9 after hearing Mickey’s name tonight but there was something on the preview for next week that I just gotta mention:

MICKEY PAID RANDOM DUDES TO KIDNAP IAN.

Mickey gets out of the joint & his first priority is to figure out how to see the love of his life. And his solution? Kidnap the motherfucker. If that whole thing isn’t so Mickey, then I don’t know what is: Let’s do something high illegal (& could def get me in trouble) to show Ian how much I love him.

I love Mickey….that little thug.

Sex w/Dwayne would include:

- he’d be an ANIMAL in bed.

- he’d def have a choking kink.

- spanking

- he’d TOTALLY have a daddy kink.

- hair pulling

- you’d ride his thick thighs 24/7!!

- he could def get you off with just dirty talk in his deep voice

- he would go down on you 24/7

- he’d demand for you to sit on his face, bc why not.

- you’d often wake up in the morning with him in between your legs

- “Quit moving, babygirl. You know you can handle it.”

- your thighs would end up always littered with bites and bruises.

- hell, your body would be covered in bites and bruises

- y'all would do foreplay but he’d make up for it by fucking you for hours.

- he’d have unbelievable stamina, which is why y'all always fuck for so long.

- when he felt like teasing you, his fingers would trail to your thighs before tracing circles near your core.

- you quickly became accustomed to not wearing panties unless you needed to, since Dwayne made a habit of teasing you in private and in public.

- quickies would always consist of a few orgasms, because he aims to please 👏

- he always loves to try new positions to make it as pleasurable as possible for you.

- honestly gym sex

- when y'all are apart, you’d have LOTS of phone sex.

- he doesn’t mind spending a lot of money buying you lingerie, since he’s the one seeing you in it.

- let’s be honest, whenever you two are lingerie shopping, the time you spent trying it on would end up as him going down on you.

-although he’s definitely rough, he enjoys praising you during sex & making sure you feel good and comfortable.

- he’d never push his limits with you. If you’re not into something that he’s into, he would never push you into it.

ok but… melted cheese and melted chocolate… together…… taste good.

friend asked me for my thoughts on autistic garnet, so, long post of something i said more than once haha:

1. Garnet tends to have a pretty flat effect - a lot of people can’t really tell if she’s joking or not when she speaks, and she’s very successful at ‘dry’ humour. There’s a few instances where you can see she catches people off with her flat effect too.

2. She tends to have pretty limited body language/nonverbal communication too. I find a lot of autistic folk have kind of weird or limited (in garnet’s case) nonverbal communication. Also, I know there’s some scenes where she’ll express emotion early on and the other crystal gems are a bit surprised? There’s also scenes when she’ll confirm she’s feeling something different from what she expresses. For instance, she says 'she panicked’ when she has that phone call with Connie’s mom but her outward expression is one of calm. There’s a disconnect between what she feels and what she shows on the surface.

3. Garnet’s a pretty awkward conversationalist in general? She doesn’t seem to have much time for small talk, and seems partially nonverbal. She seems to… lack the capacity for it in certain regards, actually. [points again to the phone call with connie’s mom] There’s a few examples of this in general when it comes to her interacting with townspeople. She reacts with action in a lot of circumstances, when asked her opinion on things as well. She lacks a lot of the 'filter’ and niceties a lot of people have when speaking to others, see the situation regarding Jamie as well. She’s pretty blunt and abrupt with people for the most part too.

4. I know that scene in Arcade Mania is an example of 'weird alien stuff’ but I think it could def be shown as hyperfocusing in on something. She gets focused in on the patterns and repetitive movements there.

5. Bit controversial, but the way she perks up whenever anyone mentions fusion and is ready to tell them more, or give them a nudge… I think a little bit about an SI. I’ve had SIs in things related to identity before, so I think it could be.

Anyway, thinking of that scene where Greg turns to her and asks her opinion on his old CD in the car and she just straight up jumps out of the car and rolls away is such a hilariously autistic scenario to me. Unpleasant stimuli and nonverbal response. Outta there.

I didn’t mention it up there, but in lieu of verbally responding she either performs an action (mentioned) or gives some limited sign of body language. Remember the iconic thumbs up to Peridot? Does that more than once in lieu of a verbal response.

I think she rarely comes off as someone who has a 'warm front’ and she has this… closed off feeling of a Particular Kind of Quiet Autistic. I think she naturally seems a bit disconnected from the others and was forced to be even more disconnected when leadership was thrust upon her because she had a hard time connecting anyway.

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Opposites Attract - A.I.

Lacy sat in her fourth period AP biology class watching a presentation given by one of the school’s biggest nerds: Ashton Irwin. Not that he was just a nerd, but he and his three friends were just socially awkward, and she thought it was the cutest thing in the world. She watched as he tried to explain how plants reproduce with a constant blush shown on his cheeks as he constantly bit down on his bottom lip or ran his hand through his hair causing her to cross her legs under the desk she was sitting at trying to relieve some of the stress taking place between her legs. The way his muscles flexed in the muscle tee he wore, or the way his glasses made him look even more attractive drove her up a wall. She couldn’t understand how people didn’t think he was attractive, especially when he flashed those delicious dimples.

“Any questions?” Mr. Baldwin, their teacher asked watching the uninterested group of students before him just grateful that the midterm presentations were getting out of the way. Lacy’s hand flew up as she flipped her dark hair over her shoulder, her bright blue eyes piercing into the hazel ones that belonged to Ashton Irwin only causing the blush on his face to darken, as if the boy wasn’t nervous enough. “Lacy?”

“So, I’m just a little confused. You mentioned that plants become pollinated which causes them to essentially reproduce. Does that mean they have sperm?” She asked as innocently as she could trying to seem genuinely interested in the presentation, which she was. She wasn’t great at bio, but she did enjoy the subject enough to pay attention. She just wished that this was about the human reproductive system instead…but human systems were topics for their final project to be done in pairs.

“W-well, y-yes,” he stuttered nervously as some of the other classmates snickered at his reaction to a female’s attention, something that he never received unless from his mother or sister. And, not just any female, but Lacy: captain of the cheer squad and gymnastics team. Guys like him could only dream of interacting with a girl like her, yet, here they were. “T-the sperm is…uhh…it’s i-in the p-pollen so w-w-when the p-pollen enters the stigma, it…it f-fertilizes the e-egg,” he stuttered refusing to look her in the eye the entire sentence causing Lacy to pout slightly. The bell rang seconds later dismissing the class full of seniors for lunch as Ashton quickly made his way to pack up his things as Lacy thanked the gods that he hadn’t packed up yet. She made her way to him, bag over her shoulder resting a hand on his own grabbing his attention. He turned to face her slightly, a shocked expression on his face as he blushed once again.

“I really enjoyed your presentation,” she said sweetly, snapping her gum softly before blowing a bubble just as she decided to walk out of the door. He watched her leave dumbfounded just for the simple fact that she acknowledged his presence without attempting to shove him into a locker or steal his clothes from the men’s locker room after gym.

“Lace, there you are,” one her friends from the team, Tina, said as she exited the science lab. “Ready to go to Lammy’s?” She was referring to the sub shop, Lambert’s, just down the street that most of the seniors went to off campus. Lacy watched Ashton walk by them subtly, his head down to the floor making his way to the lunchroom unnoticed to meet up with his two junior friends, Calum and Michael, as well as the sophomore Luke he hung out with.

“I was thinking we could stay in today. I’m not really feeling the walk over and I didn’t put gas in my car this morning,” she said coming up with an excuse. The food at their school wasn’t crappy either. It was decent enough to enjoy, considering she’d probably just make a salad at the salad bar.

“But…I already told the guys we’d meet them there,” Tina said confused. It was Friday, they always went to Lambert’s on a Friday and met up with Chris, Ryan, and Jake, who also just happened to be the captains of the football team. She knew Tina had a thing for Ryan and that Jake had a thing for Lacy, but she was never into dating jocks, considering they were usually assholes to people ‘below them’. People like Ashton and his friends.

“Then you go. I just really don’t want to be spending the money right now,” she said smiling softly at her friend who nodded understanding her family’s current financial issues. They weren’t poor, but they were currently paying for her parents unnecessary trip to Aruba. She watched Tina leave before quickly making her way to her locker to throw her cheer jacket in there exposing a little more skin and cleavage to get the job done. She sauntered into the lunch room alone not really worried about the fact she was alone. She didn’t care either. Being alone just gave her an excuse to interrupt the four boys who sat in the table at the back of the cafe discussing whatever they did on days like this. She made her way to the salad bar making a quick concoction finishing it with a sparkling water before making her way to the table in back. She met eyes with the blonde sophomore first, who looked genuinely frightened as his mouth hung open, oblivious to the other three that were lost in conversation. She watched Michael, who’s hair was a wonderful shade of green this month, take a sip of his soda just as she started to speak. “Can I join you?” They all stopped what they were doing, now joining in with Luke staring with their mouths open in shock, as well as confusion on their faces. “If not, I totally understand. I don’t want to interrupt.”

“N-no, it’s f-fine,” Ashton stuttered moving his bag from the seat next to him as she placed the salad bowl down as well as the water before sitting next to him. It was silent at the table as they all looked at each other before looking towards the girl as she poured caesar dressing over her salad.

“You all can go back to talking. I don’t want to interrupt,” she said smiling softly causing them to hesitate before Calum opened his mouth.

“I just don’t agree. AC/DC is one of the better bands,” he said taking a bite of his sandwich, Lacy being thankful this was a topic she could participate in.

“No, mate, Def Leppard. Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy their music, but Brian Johnson’s voice gets annoying after awhile,” Michael said still slightly nervous about the pretty girl sitting only three feet away from him.

“I agree with Michael,” she chimed in not meeting their gaze as they all looked towards her shocked once again, this time causing Calum to choke on his sandwich.

“Y-you listen to them?” Ashton asked finally speaking up.

“Yeah. I’m into their more recent music, but Pour Some Sugar on Me is a classic,” she said back smiling causing him to smile slightly.

“Lacy,” Calum got out when he could finally breathe once again. “Please don’t take this the wrong way because…well, you’re amazing…, but why are you here?” he asked genuinely confused. She understood why he was asking the question noting that others were staring at the group of four that was accompanied one of the most popular girls in the school, and she couldn’t give two fucks about it. It shouldn’t be an issue that she’s talking to a fellow classmate.

“It’s a valid question,” she said back flicking her hair to one side just as she had the class before before looking at Ashton biting down on her bottom lip. “Actually, I kinda just wanted to see if you were free tonight and wanted to come over. Well, I should really phrase that in the form of a question. Are you free tonight after the football game?” she asked smiling sweetly at him as he blushed hard once again.

“I…I…me?” he asked pointing to himself causing her to giggle slightly. It was music to all of their ears.

“Well, yes, unless you want me to ask Luke over there instead,” she responded nodding her head to the blonde that seemed as if he was going to shit himself by being mentioned not realising she knew his name, or that he even existed. Quite frankly, the group had interested her for quite some time, but she was just getting the balls to talk to them…she was just getting all sorts of balls today. “I mean, if you’re free of course. Please don’t cancel your plans on my account. This is totally last minute.”

“I…no…I-I mean yes…I-I mean no I-I’m not…busy,” he stuttered nervously tripping over his words as he bit his bottom lip and ran his hand through his hair from nerves for the billionth time in the past hour or so.

“So, yes you’d like to come over after the football game?” she asked cocking her head to the side wanting him to say something in response as a verbal confirmation. She just hoped she wasn’t scaring the poor boy to death. He nodded his head slowly causing her smile to grow. “Great. Do you want to meet me after the game? Or at my place? Or do you want me to pick you up on my way home?” she asked too quickly for the poor boy that was ready to have a heart attack at any second.

“I…um…I g-guess I can m-meet you at yours,” he muttered pushing his glasses up the bridge of his nose refusing to meet her eyes from embarrassment.

“Cool,” she said quickly pulling a sharpie from her bag and grabbing his arm that was tensing up from the touch. “This is my address. I’d say stop by around nine forty-five. The game should be done way before then. We can order a pizza or something,” she said writing down her address on his arm before standing up. “I’ll see you later, Irwin.” As she left the table, she saw Tina standing at the opening of the cafeteria with Ryan, Jake, and Chris who seemed to look annoyed with her. “What happened to Lammy’s?” she asked ignoring the glare coming from the boys.

“We felt bad you couldn’t join us. Were you just talking to those losers?” Ryan asked frowning at her causing her to roll her eyes.

“Yeah. I was seeing if Ashton wanted to hang out later,” she said back crossing her own arms. She wasn’t really a fan of them. She mostly dealt with them for Tina and the sake of football. If she had it her way, she’d probably be sitting with Ashton talking about rock music all day.

“You aren’t serious? Cassie’s party’s tonight,” Chris said back causing her to roll her eyes. Parties weren’t her thing. She didn’t enjoy getting wasted only to wake up and not remember anything the next day.

“Okay? So you all have fun,” she said before pushing past them out of the lunch room to her locker to grab her things before the last two classes. The bell rang as students quickly flooded the school just trying to make it through their last two classes before the weekend.

“Lacy,” she heard from behind her seeing Michael standing there with his hands in his pockets.

“Hey Michael…what’s up?” She asked closing her locker turning to face the green haired boy. They had their next class together, so she just figured she’d walk with him.

“I…why’d you ask Ashton over?” He asked bluntly looking away from her as they stood in the hallway. “If you’re just going to embarrass him like everyone else does in the school, then just stop the act now.” She frowned at his statement, but knew it was just because he was looking out for his friend.

“Come on, let’s walk to class,” she said motioning for him to walk with her to their art class. “I want to get to know him. I’ve actually been wanting to ask for awhile. I was just chicken shit,” she giggled looking over at him. He looked confused furrowing his brows. “I think he’s attractive.”

“You do?” She nodded her head just as they walked into the classroom leading Michael to the table she usually sits at alone wanting him to sit with her. “And random people won’t come beat him up?”

“No. Everyone’s supposed to be going to a party tonight. Just make sure he stays away from the football team…they weren’t too happy I was talking to him earlier.” The class went by quickly, Michael and Lacy having little side conversations as they did their portrait project. The bell rang dismissing the class as Michael got up ready to run out of the room to make it to his class unscathed. “Hey, Mikey. Don’t mention anything I said, alright?” She asked him referring to her thinking he’s attractive.

“I won’t,” he said flashing her a small smile as he left the class rather quickly after hearing a locker slam. She followed behind him swing Ashton pushed up against a locker with Jake’s hand across his neck.

“Fucking stay away from her, understand me, faggot,” Jake said pushing in harder, only to be pulled back by Lacy harshly.

“What the fuck are you doing?” She asked standing in front of Ashton.

“I’m looking out for your best interest,” he said back glaring at the guy behind her on the floor. “Making sure he stays in his lane.”

“Why don’t you stay in yours and make sure you don’t get suspended from the game tonight,” she said back before turning to Ashton and crouching down beside him to push his hair out of his face as he gasped for air. “Are you okay?” He nodded his head slowly hearing Jake curse from behind them, but did as she said continuing his way to his class. “Come on. Let’s go get you to a nurse.”

“Y-you don’t n-need to d-do t-that,” he stuttered blushing.

“I want to,” she muttered back helping him up. “You still coming over later? I don’t want them to scare you.”

“Y-yea,” he responded walking with her to the nurse. She could see the outline of a bruise on his neck most likely caused by Jake stopping him to run her fingers along it softly. She frowned noting it looked like a handprint.

“Did he hit you?” He hesitated to answer making her take that as a yes as she grabbed his hand leading him once again

“Lacy, honey, how are you?” The nurse asked as she walked in, Ashton Irwin behind her.

“Can you make sure he’s okay? Jake hit him,” she said causing the nurse to frown. She sighed standing up from her chair making her way to the boy.

“I’ll have a conversation with him when we get home. He’s not playing tonight. Let me sign you a pass to get to class, okay?” She said writing a pass for Lacy before examining the boy in front of her.

“I’ll see you tonight, Ash,” she said smiling softly pushing the hair out of his face once again before leaving the room quickly to her math class. The class passed by quicker than she expected and she was soon finding herself at her locker putting her books away, grabbing her jacket to head to her car.

“You told my mom?” She heard from behind her, turning to see Jake there with a red face. “You’re kidding, right? She told my coach. I’m not suiting up tonight. ”

“You hit him, Jake. Nothing about that was okay so, yes, I told your mom. You act as if you have some type of entitlement to everything, including me just because you’re a football captain. Captains lead by example and you set an awful one. Have fun on the bench tonight,” she said before walking away to her car catching a glimpse of Ashton jumping into his sedan with Luke to head home.

~

The game passed by quickly. They were destroying the opposing team, even with Jake on the bench. “I can’t believe you’re hanging out with Irwin tonight. Are you crazy?” another girl on the team, Britt, asked as the last thirty seconds slowly ran off the clock. People stopped paying attention simply because their team was winning 28-7.

“I don’t understand what the big deal is. You’re all acting as if I’m about to shave my head and pierce my entire face. I’m hanging out with another human being,” she responded as the horn went off. She lifted her jacket from the fence in front of her pulling it on and grabbing her keys. “Have fun at Cassie’s. I’ll see you Monday.” She made her way to her house constantly checking the dash which read 8:55. Plenty of time to order a pizza and shower before he got there. She was slightly nervous and giddy inside, something she hasn’t felt for a guy since the sixth grade. She quickly ordered a large half cheese, half pepperoni waiting for it to arrive before jumping in the shower.

Ashton left early from nerves. This was the he wasn’t used to hanging out with people that weren’t Calum, Michael, or Luke. He had checked his outfit ten times before leaving which consisted of black skinny jeans, a grey muscle tee, and a red bandana with black vans on his feet. It was a quick walk over considering it just so happened she lived one block away from him. He knocked on the door around nine thirty, knowing he was early, but his anxiety took over. The door opened quickly revealing Lacy in a short, fluffy blue robe with a towel around her hair. Ashton’s face grew dark looking away from her embarrassed.

“I…s-sorry…I-I c-can come b-b-back,” he stuttered turning to walk away as she quickly grabbed his arm.

“Ashton, it’s fine. I was just about to get dressed. Come on, there’s pizza,” she said pulling him in and shutting the door behind her. “The pizza’s in the kitchen with two plates, a bottle of soda and two cups. Just grab those and meet me in my room, yea? And then pick out some movies from the shelf near my tv. I’m just going to get dressed and dry my hair a bit.” He nodded his head watching her disappear up the stairs before grabbing what she asked from him in the kitchen. He made his way upstairs into her room admiring it. It was a baby blue color with band posters along the walls, as well as a few broadway plays. She had a huge bookshelf in the corner of the room filled with books ranging from Shakespeare to Harry Potter as well as another one in the opposite corner filled with movies, mostly Disney types. “Make yourself comfortable,” she said walking out of her bathroom in a tight plain tee with cheer shorts on. Her hair was tied up in a messy bun. “Did you pick a movie?”

“I…umm…n-no,” he stuttered getting nervous again. He scanned the movies landing on Pirates of the Caribbean pulling it out of the shelf.

“Good choice. Come on,” she said patting the bed going to grab a cup. “Here yo-,” she started accidentally spilling it all over him. “Fuck. I’m sorry.”

“It’s fine…really,” he muttered embarrassed, but happy he didn’t stutter this time.

“No it’s not. Take this off,” she said pulling at his shirt as he lifted his arms letting her take control. She admired his torso and the definition of his abs knowing damn well he wasn’t just some nerd everyone liked to tease. She noticed some had gotten on his jeans as well “Let me…umm…wash this for you. And your jeans…I’ll grab you a pair of my brothers sweatpants.” He slipped them off as well handing them to her as she quickly made her way to the washer throwing them in before turning the corner to her brother’s old room grabbing a pair of his pants. She walked back into her room to see him standing in front of the tv in just his boxers watching intently. He had muscles, but not a huge amount that would be uncomfortable. They suited him well. She wanted nothing more than to run her fingers…or even her tongue against his skin. That was her challenge for tonight. “Here you go.”

“Y-your brother doesn’t m-mind?” He asked slipping them on letting them rest against his hips causing her to bite down on her bottom lip. She should’ve grabbed a tee as well.

“He’s in London for uni. He won’t be back until Christmas so I don’t really think he cares babe,” she said letting the word roll of her tongue causing him to blush once again. “Alright. Now, come on. I want to cuddle.” She pulled him with her to the bed crawling up it patting the space next to her. They laid in silence for most of the movie, Lacy had her leg in between both of ashton’s, as well as her head resting in his chest running her fingers up and down his body softly and slowly.

“Lacy?”

“Yes Ash?” She responded not moving her head. She enjoyed the sound of his heartbeat.

“Why’d….why am I here?” She frowned at the question and sat up looking at him confused. “I j-just…i d-don’t get it.” She swung her leg over straddling his hips catching him off guard.

“Believe it or not, I like you and I want to get to know you,” she said continuing to run her fingers up and down his torso, his muscles flexing under her touch. “So, Irwin, I think the real question here is can I kiss you?” He nodded his head not trusting himself to speak. “You sure?” She asked leaning forward just close enough to feel her breath on his face.

“Y-yes,” he breathed out just before she placed her lips on his. She moved her lips against his before biting down on his bottom lip as she pulled away dragging it with her.

“You can touch me, Ash. I only bite sometimes,” she muttered leaning in once again, this time going in for his neck. She nipped and sucked at it looking for his sweet spot wanting a moan from him. She felt him place his hands on her hips hesitantly his as she found his spot by his collarbone biting down hard and sucking wanting to leave a mark as he let out a soft groan encouraging her further. She slowly started grinding her hips against his

“F-fuck,” he groaned digging his fingertips into her skin. She pulled back slightly stopping her hips to look at him.

“Ash…how far have you ever gone with a girl?” She asked pulling her shirt off leaving her in her bra and shorts on top of him.

“I…I’ve kissed someone before,” he muttered looking away embarrassed causing Lacy to giggle. “What?”

“Nothing. Just, if I’m going too fast, don’t hesitate to tell me to stop. Okay?” She asked before kissing him again not letting him respond. She trailed her lips down his jaw licking at the mark she had made previously before continuing down his body kissing and licking at his skin leaving small marks along the way. He was hers and those marks would prove it. She made her way to the hem of his sweats pulling back slightly to Palm him over the fabric earning a strangled moan from Ashton’s lips. “Is this okay?”

“More than okay,” he muttered watching her peel back the fabric of the sweats leaving him in his boxers once again with a very prominent hard on trying to pierce through the fabric. She did the same with the boxers watching his dick slap against his stomach moaning at the sight. He was bigger than she thought he’d be. She started rubbing him earning another loud moan from the boy. “W-wait,” he stuttered grabbing her hand, concern washing over her face. “Y-you don’t have to.”

“I want to. Do you want this?” She asked removing her hand from him, hearing a small whimper escape his lips from loss of contact.

“Yea,” he whispered watching her smile before taking him in her hand again before going down and taking his tip in her mouth. “Oh fuck.” She giggled at his reaction sucking harder at the tip  before taking him completely, gagging when he hit the back of her throat. She pulled him out completely running her hand along his length pumping him a few times before taking him again bobbing her head quickly and sucking hard. His hand found its way to her hair tugging slightly earning a moan from Lacy that almost drove him over the edge. “I-I…fuck….I’m close.” She continued what she was doing, using her hand where her mouth couldn’t go feeling him pulse inside her before releasing, making sure she swallowed it all. She pulled back from him using her index finger to wipe up the excess cum and stick it in her mouth.

“Good?” She asked climbing up his body placing a kiss on his jaw before being flipped over. He kissed her with more confidence licking at her bottom lip wanting access. “I’ll take that as a yes,” she giggled against his lips. She sat up slightly to unhook her bra throwing it to the side pressing her lips to his again. He looked down at her chest with his bottom lip non existent in his teeth only to look back at her as if asking for permission. “Irwin, if you keep asking for permission to touch me I’m going to get myself off.”

“I just…I don’t know what to do,” he muttered frowning.

“Whatever you do, don’t bite too hard. Kay?” He nodded his head dipping his head down kissing her skin softly skipping her chest and moving right down to her pants. He pulled them off slowly along with her underwear. He looked up at her slightly before looking back down pressing his mouth just above where she needed him most earning a small whimper. “Please don’t tease me.” He smirked slightly pressing his lips against her clit licking it slightly satisfied with the noises coming out of her mouth diving in completely sucking on it wrapping an arm around one of her legs and taking his other hand sticking a finger inside of her earning another loud moan. “Oh, fuck me.” This time it was her turn to tug on his hair grinding her hips into his mouth as he pumped his finger in and out of her soon adding a second finger to the mix. “Jesus…just like that, Ash.” His nerves were gone all together as he sucked and softly bit at her clit while moving his fingers in and out of her at a quick pace. He felt her tense up assuming what he was doing was good, sucking harder. “Fuck, fuck, fuck,” she moaned loudly, her climax washing over her as she released on his fingers. “God…you sure you’ve never done this before?”

“I’m sure,” he said back sticking his fingers in his mouth tasting her. He moved back up kissing her roughly slipping his tongue in her mouth letting her taste herself. She pushed him back slightly to reach into her bedside table for a condom ripping it open quickly.

“You can still say no at any point in time, Ash,” she whispered before even daring to slip the condom on.

“I want this,” he whispered back, Lacy nodding in response as she slipped the condom on him.

“Just…take it slow. It’s been awhile and you aren’t exactly small,” she said back kissing him again before lying back completely. He lined himself up with her and slowly entered her earning moans from both parties at the feeling. When he was fully inside her, he started to slowly thrust into her earning moans from both of them. “Faster, Ash,” she whimpered out lifting her legs wrapping them around his waist for a new angle. He did as he was told gaining more confidence about what was happening moving harder and faster until they were both moaning messes tangled together. “Fuck…r-right there.”

“I…I’m close,” he moaned against her neck moving even harder and faster. She could barely get out a response from the feeling of him inside of her knowing she was close as well. Her walls tightened around him as she released, him right behind her. They both rode out their highs before Ashton pulled out slowly, discarding the condom in the trash can on the other side of the room. He made his way back to her being pulled on top of her again as she kissed him softly. “So…w-was this a uhh…o-one time t-thing?” He asked going back to being shy.

“I don’t want it to be. But we can talk about that tomorrow over breakfast if you spend the night.”

“What about your parents?”

“They’re in Aruba until next week. I don’t think they’ll mind,” she muttered pressing her lips to his once more.

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(So….not my first smut, but my first on tumblr…it’s also kind of long so enjoy!)

fanboyswhereare-you  asked:

Headcannon that if Jared's daughter had a makeup company, of April Fools Day or something, all the models will be replaced with either Shannon or Jared

I love it! Jared and Shannon have a great sense of humor so that would def get passed down to the daughter and this could happen

It baffles me that people will spend so much energy exclaiming how much they dislike a tv show or movie or book. Like let people enjoy something if they enjoy it. If you don’t like don’t watch it and don’t go out of your way to make people feel bad for liking it.