could be an actual ccm song

shelomit-bat-dvorah replied to your post “Most Christian rock lyrics sound like drunk texts to Jesus.”

Hymnologists, as you can imagine, are sassy about this. I know a colleague who calls CCM “Jesus-is-my-boyfriend music”!

No but this is completely accurate.

Listen, I could not even begin to tell you how many Christian rock songs you could modify just slightly - change “Jesus” to, idk, “Brian” or something - and you’d have a (painfully bad) pop love song. Sometimes you’d have a song that’s straight up about sex.

It’s actually pretty funny to think about, when I can forget about all the rest of the shit Christian rock brings up for me.