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The Belle Wants To Murder You Masterpost

Some time ago I was looking at Disney merch and I made an alarming realization.

When it comes to bad sculpts of figurines and toys, you’re going to get a wide variety of starting expressions and dispositions with widely-known and popular characters. However, when it comes to poorly-made Belle merchandise, you’re only going to get entry upon entry that all figure into one sinister theme:

Belle wants to kill you.

Right now you’re thinking, “how bad can it be? If you throw half of the face in shadow, of course it’s going to look freaky.”

But I’m telling you here and now, there are no exceptions…


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