couch tag

day 2: friends

lance pulls the team into a sleepy paladin pile

Redraw of an old sketch from my second ever post on tumblr. Check it out over here and my other doodles here!

anonymous asked:

out of your corrin's retainers who is your kana's favorite? and or their favorite aunt/uncle?

Izana!Kana’s favourite retainer is obviously Jakob, though why this is remains a mystery. As for his favorite relative, it’s Xander. After a (terrible) afternoon of babysitting, Kana decided that his uncle really needs him around more often.

Niles!Kana willingly eats whatever Felicia makes… and because of this, can tell her when she’s improving a recipe and if it’s almost edible for normal people. It also helps that she doesn’t yell at him/make him clean up the food she finds he’s hidden around the castle grounds. He likes hanging around Takumi… because even though he likes to fight as a dragon, he does have an interest in archery. Takumi is fun to watch when he’s bored with lessons from Niles.

Takumi!Kana likes getting piggyback rides and shoulder rides from Gunter (who generally does not mind giving said rides). Elise is his faaaaavourite aunt (but only by a small margin because Auntie Sakura likes to sit and read books with him and sometimes she shares her sweets with him too).

okay tbh let’s just talk about the “sometimes my luthor genes just shine through” line for a second here. because lena has spent the majority of this season trying to get people to STOP thinking of her like that. she keeps trying to prove that she isn’t JUST a luthor, that she’s more than that. hell, apart from being super gay and also saving the show/world, that’s basically been her entire purpose on supergirl— to prove that you’re able to overcome awful upbringings, that you don’t automatically become your parents, that you don’t have to always do what the world expects of you.

so for lena to be able to joke around about being a luthor with kara? for her to feel comfortable enough that she’s able to say that without fearing that kara will turn on her, or judge her, or stop being her friend? that’s incredible. like, this goddamn lesbian has been so sad and so lonely for so long and now? she has kara. always. ALWAYS. they have each other’s back, no matter what, and they’ve PROVEN that.

i don’t care if you ship supercorp or if you’re a racist homophobic piece of shit who has their head so far up a slave owner’s ass that they can’t see sense. nobody can deny the fact that this scene is, apart from being hella gay, so so so important to lena’s character development. like, if you’ve watched the show, then you literally can’t deny that? her entire arc!! has been about proving herself!!!! and now she can joke around about being a luthor!!!!!!! thank god for kara danvers and also lesbians everywhere.

anyway, i can’t wait for lena to fuck kara.


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Y/N’s curious, clumsy, and has a knack for asking the wrong questions at the wrong time. Bucky’s a hot-headed prick with a dark past and communication issues. Both are paired for training, and neither party is all too thrilled. 

Word count: 1200 

“This is the training room.”

You nod even though you’re barely processing anything you’re being told.

Three days ago you’d woken up in an abandoned warehouse, with no idea where you were or how you’d gotten there. There were significant gaps in your memory and a you were in lot of pain. Then someone in a red metal suit had entered your field of vision, frowning, and you’d passed out, wondering if it was all some kind of dream. When you’d come to for the second time, you were in the infirmary and this man, (Steve?), started saying something  about a group of enhanced individuals and you being one of them. It took all your willpower to not pass out again.

“We don’t know what your abilities are, but given your enhancements, people are going to come after you. It’s important that you learn to defend yourself.”

You’re still not sure what ‘abilities’ he’s talking about, or what he means by 'enhancements’.

“Training is usually carried out by Natasha or Wanda,” Steve’s speaking again, barely taking notice of you staring at him with eyes wider than plates. “But since they’re away on a mission, we’ll have to find someone else to train you.”  

You nod your head, still trying to understand everything. The names are meaningless to you, and you’re not too keen on getting trained by anyone, especially not if they all have the same stressed out demeanor that Steve seems to radiate. There’s a dull headache beginning to throb at the back of your skull, and honestly, you just need to close your eyes for a bit.

“We should go speak to Fury.”

As if you know who that is. You just nod and follow after him as he hurries along.

Everything about Director Nick Fury is unnerving, from the immaculate state of his office to the way his eye seems to be looking right through you. You swallow hard as he addresses Steve, keeping his eye trained on you the entire time.

“And we don’t know what her abilities are?”

You grit your teeth, still uncomfortable with all the talk of your abilities and your supposed enhancement. You can barely remember your own name.

“Not yet.”

Nick sighs and seems to be in deep thought. After a moment, he turns his body to you. “Can you shoot a gun?”

You look at him incredulously. A gun, you? You could barely hold a kitchen knife without fumbling with it. To hold, no, to shoot a gun? If this was any other situation, you might have laughed. Instead, you shake your head. “No, sir.”

He turns back to Steve. “Well, she’s going to have to learn. Barnes is the best sniper we’ve got. He’ll train her.”

Steve winces, and for a moment he looks like he’s about to say something else, but Fury turns his attention to the screen in front of him, clearly dismissing the two of you.

Steve leads you through the maze-like halls of the compound, until finally, you’re standing in front of large double doors. He pauses and looks to you with a sigh. He seems beat down, dark circles and pallid face. You almost sympathize, but then realize you probably look much the same.

“Bucky’s a good guy, Y/N. Just remember that.”

You’re not sure what he means, or why that’s even relevant, but you don’t have time to think as Steve pushes open the doors and strides inside before coming to a stop in a living-room of sorts, where two people are seated on the couch. Neither of them seem too happy to be in the other’s presence.

Upon seeing Steve, both of them stand, and the one to the right smiles brightly. He’s the first person you’ve seen that looks relaxed at the compound, wearing sweats and a t-shirt and an expression of genuine interest on his face.

“Captain,” he greets, but it’s more out of mock respect than a soldier-like salute, and even Steve’s eyes crinkle. You can tell their friendship goes a long way.  His brown eyes glance at you. His smile doesn’t waver, and it’s so contagious that you can’t hold back the smile that makes its way onto your lips.

If this is Barnes, then maybe training won’t be as bad as it sounds.

Your spare a glance at the person to his left, dressed in the same relaxing attire but looking nowhere near as calm. Every part of this man’s body language screams stress, from head to toe. Upon seeing you, his scowl deepens, and you drop your smile.

“Buck, you’re taking this round of training.”

The guy to the left grins and turns to you. “And I’m guessing she’s the one who needs training?”

Steve nods and you feel your erratic heartbeat slow down significantly. The warning that Steve had given you earlier disappears to the back of your head; the guy seems so chill and laidback, it’s a breather. You smile back, until–

“Oh man, good luck.”

The confusion must show on your face, because the guy turns to Mr. Scowls-A-Lot and claps him on the back. “Meet our resident Grinch, Bucky Barnes.”

Your heart drops to your stomach and Bucky glares at you, fingers curled into a fist. You want to ask him what put him in such a bad mood, but you’re not sure you’ll stay alive long enough to hear the answer.

“Can I talk to you for a moment, Steve?” Bucky’s jaw clenches and his face is slowly turning red. Even Steve, who seems to be in charge here, grimaces. With a sigh, he follows Bucky to the other corner of the room. You plop down onto the sofa.

“I’d say don’t worry but, I’d definitely worry.” You turn to the first guy, and he holds out his hand. “I’m Sam.”

“Y/N,” you shake it, then gesture to the duo in the corner, having a pretty heated conversation. “Is he always this…”

“Grumpy? Only on a good day.” When he sees your face pale even more, Sam laughs. “I’m just kidding. He takes some warming up to, but he’s not a bad guy.”

He repeats exactly what Steve had said, and for whatever reason, the words aren’t reassuring in the least. Bucky and Steve’s conversation seems to have escalated to loud whispers now, and you catch certain phrases here and there, “I don’t know… Nobody seems to… Can’t be trusted.”

The last one hits you hard, and you want to be angry, but Bucky’s right. You barely remember anything about yourself and you have supposed abilities that you’re pretty much in the dark about; even you can’t trust yourself.

The clock on the wall shows the time to be just past two in the morning, and just as the second hand makes its way around the face for the second time, Bucky walks up to you, fists clenched and breathing heavily through his nose.

“Meet me in the training room tomorrow morning. Six a.m. sharp.” He’s less than thrilled about the whole ordeal, and you can only match his level of discomfort.

As he storms out of the room, you throw your head back onto the couch and groan.

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anonymous asked:

jin 4

prompt: “Oh shit!”

jin x reader
m rating・smut・oral sex・808 words・a/n: tiny twist at the end?
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Here we have Yellow Sapphire and Black Sapphire!! They’re just your local asshole couple who sasses each other to death but still send flowers to one another. They fuse to make Bumblebee Sapphire!!! aka bill cipher lmao

Yellow Sapphire is an ex crystal gem who regretted joining the cause after realizing she didn’t like fighting or being against homeworld. Like an impressing number of other gems that joined the rebellion later on, Yellow Sapphire joined because she thought something good (besides being free) would come off of it. She was wrong. A very selfish gem, Yellow hides it beautifully through charisma and sweet talks with a kind and endearing front. It surprisingly works with a lot of gems??

Black Sapphire is  a n g e r y. Poor gal, someone get her a snickers. She got captured by the crystal gems before managing to escape Earth and was later found by who is now her sweetheart. Black Sapphire is most certainly a try hard and even though she’s pretty impressive in the awesome department, she still gets flustered when her girlfriend does practically anything.

Bumblebee Sapphire. Unsurprisingly a huge megalomaniac and narcissist, Bumblebee is just your local bill cipher rip off, going around and stealing random kid’s candies only to throw them away without eating them. Unlike her components, who still manage to have a smidgen of kindness leftover every now and then, bumblebee is a scary individual, with absolutely zero regards towards anyone other than herself. Because of this, absolutely no one that knows her two components allow them to fuse without a good explanation.

I really wanted to post at least one picture of the gajevy twins so

apparently they got their dad’s fondness for kitties

Happier With You (Part Three)

Summary: Steve has had many regrets in his life, but his biggest regret was when he let you go all those years ago. Now, you’re with someone else, and you’re happy. And that’s all that Steve wants for you. But he knows that he was happier with you by his side. And deep down, you know it too.

Inspired by: Ed Sheeran’s entire Divide album.
Also, inspired by my friend, Tator Tot. Nothing spicer than Sriracha Steve.

Pairing: Steve Rogers x Reader

Words: 1063

Previous Part: Part Two

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Some moments from billdipwirt fic The Paths We Travel by llyrical (pokespec)

S/o falls asleep anywhere (Batboys headcanon)

Requested: Yes
Request: Hc for batboys with a reader who falls asleep in weird places, ontop of the fridge, in the cabinet, under a table, in the doghouse, heck maybe in front of a bed or couch 
Tag: @pinkwitch21

  • At first they’d think you’re like joking
  • Like this shit has to be an act or something
  • Then when they find you actually sleeping in some bizarre place
  • They would be very very very confused
  • like head scratching confused
  • “beloved….h….how even?” 
  • “What the actual fuck y/n”
  • I must be seeing things, maybe it’s all the coffee, y/n how did you get up there?”
  • Like you would be sleeping on the tv table
  • They might be very concerned about your health
  • what if you fall off something in your sleep and they aren’t there
  • They will come see if you’re safely in bed every night when they patrol
  • They just don’t want you to get hurt and such


With love,


Characters: Alph!Dean x Omega!OFC

Word Count: 1,161

Warnings: Smut, NSFW, knotting, daddy kink, dirty talk, and ABO.

Author’s Note: This is a prequel to Should Have Known Better that I wrote with @madamelibrarian. Mindy and @formidablepassion helped me bang this out for @winchester-writes‘s Birthday Drinking Challenge! 

So,  Should Have Known Better was pure angst. Dean gets his heart ripped out. And I said that if anyone asked me or Mindy to make it better, we would punish you. 

This *points at the dirty words below the cut* is not a punishment. This is a lovely gift for Rosie. Part 2 to Should Have Known Better is coming. It will hurt. 

Happy reading! <3 hel.

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