cosplay:-Matt-Miller

Matt does not understand my Boss, and he never will.

I was distressed to discover that the FALCON MAN shirt from Saints Row the Third would not be available in SRIV, since I had grown attached to my Boss wearing it. However, going bare-chested through the entire game proved to be funny/weirdly hot, so everything turned out well in the end. Frankly, I was the most conservatively-dressed of all my super homies.

Matt really does make you a copy of his outfit in the game. It’s adorable.

Also, OH MY GOD I ACTUALLY FINISHED THIS HOORAY YAAAAAAY SCREAM