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A Brief "How to" Article for Women

How to get a bikini body:
1) buy a bikini
2) put it on

How to get boys to like you:
1) find a boy—yes, any boy.
2) talk to him

How to dress in style:
1) wear what you like

How to get the perfect summer bod:
1) have a human body
2) go on summer vacation

How to get lots of cool friends:
1) be yourself
2) find people who like that self

How act like a woman:
1) however the fuck you want