cos you needed to know that

anonymous asked:

can you believe poor klaus just wants to spend a day with her lil daughter but of course something happens... like let them live and be happy for godness sake. that's all i want. klope.

AHHHHH I KNOWWWWW. He just wants to get to know his daughter OK? Let him be GDI. I think the point of discussion will be about how to deal with Keelin and Freya and co. will have a whole argument about what they need to do with Freya’s future wife and Klaus is like STFU I want to spend time with Hope. 

so like…i know that the whole “Keith I want you to lead Voltron” thing is a big debate topic rn because hot-head boi can’t even take care of himself and like yes Lance would 100% be a better leader imo and then there’s this whole “let them co-lead” thing but

are we just going to ignore the fact that Voltron’s face is literally half covered in blue and red?

I mean???? foreshadowing????????????? has this been discussed before because i think we really need to talk about it

Context: The group is at a dinner party at a spooky castle. The group has made various excuses/bluffs to avoid drinking the wine served by the creepy host’s zombie cook, Plotz.

Cleric: I apologize, but imbibing alcohol is prohibited by my faith.

Ranger: I don’t drink. I prefer to have my wits about me.

Bard: I’m…a recovering alcoholic?

Cut to later, when the party is fighting a vampire inside the castle. The bard, our resident pyromaniac, runs to the kitchen to grab some alcohol to craft some homemade molotov cocktails.

Bard: Plotz! I need a few bottles of wine.

Plotz: No.

Bard: No?

Plotz: You sneaky. Me remember, you say you “re-co-ver-ing al-co-ho-lic.” Me not enable your bad habit.

Bard: Well…today…today is my cheat day.

Plotz: Cheat…day?

Bard: Yeah. Y'know, when you’d like to do something your body doesn’t like but you like it too much, so you pick a day where you do what you like even if you don’t like it.

Plotz: You…no like…like…no like…yyooou…like?

DM: Plotz begins to clutch his head and drool slightly.

Bard: (Rolls a 5 to bluff) …yyyeees.

Plotz: …okay. But me only give you one bottle. After that, me “cut-ting you off” for evening.

  • [Inquisitor advisors help you deal with a difficult co-worker]
  • Josephine: I know a friend of a friend who has a friend who can get him fired. There doesn't need to be a reason.
  • Leliana: Look, I'm not saying murder him, but I'm not saying DON'T murder him. Be open to murdering him, is what I'm saying.
  • Cullen: Subterfuge and unlawful killings are unworthy of our Inquisition. I say send twenty of our best templars to his house and have them burn it to the ground, like civilized men.
Sassy Harry

There are a few classic sassy Harry moments:

“There’s no need to call me ‘sir,’ Professor.”


You may wear that scar like a crown, Potter, but it is not up to a seventeen-year-old boy to tell me how to do my job! It’s time you learned some respect!“

"It’s time you earned it.” said Harry.

But some of his sass is highly underrated:


“I know what day it is,” Dudley repeated, coming right up to him.

“Well done,” said Harry. “So you’ve finally learned the days of the week.”


“Only you said this morning you would have done it last night so know one could see..I’m not stupid you know!”

“You’re doing a really good impression of it!” Harry snapped.


“Congratulations, Harry!” she said, beaming at him. “I wonder if you could give me a quick word? How you felt facing that dragon? How you feel now, about the fairness of the scoring?”

“Yeah, you can have a word,” said Harry savagely. “Good-bye.”


“Not as stupid as you look, are you, Dud? But I s'pose, if you were, you wouldn’t be able to walk and talk at the same time.”


“An interview?” repeated Umbridge, her voice thinner and higher than ever. “What do you mean?”

“I mean a reporter asked me questions and I answered them,” said Harry.


“This is night, Diddykins. That’s what we call it when it goes all dark like this.”


Yeah? Did he say you look like a pig that’s been taught to walk on its hind legs? ‘Cause that’s not cheek, Dud, that’s true…”


“Wow, I wonder what it’d be like to have a difficult life?” said Harry sarcastically.


“Warrington’s aim’s so pathetic I’d be more worried if he was aiming for the person next to me.”


“Well, I’m terrified now,” said Harry sarcastically. “I s'pose Lord Voldemort’s just a warm-up act compared to you three.” [..]

“You think you’re such a big man, Potter,” said Malfoy, advancing now, Crabbe and Goyle flanking him. “You wait. I’ll have you. You can’t land my father in prison.”

“I thought I just had,” said Harry.


“And they’d love to have me,” said Harry sarcastically. “We’d be best pals if they didn’t keep trying to do me in.”


“Are you out of your mind?” demanded Harry. “A plot to get this house? Are you actually as stupid as you look?”

Now with Part 2!

crumblesoffudge  asked:

HI! could you please show me if you know any fic with inexperienced!Draco; I've a dire need right know for something like that, but with fluff it you could. Thanks!!

Sure :) I don’t know if all of these are fluffy, but they aren’t major angst either.


The Motivational Benefits Of Sleazy Men (fantasyfiend09)

Rating: NC-17, WC: 16k, Summary: Draco was resigned to being groped until his creepy co-worker was named his Department Head. Blaise assured him he needed a powerful lover to protect him. Draco agrees, just not the way Blaise wanted him to.

Harry Potter Gives A Shit (talithan)

Rating: NC-17, WC: 58,000, Summary: “Where are you headed?” “No place special,” Draco fumbled, and flushed further. But then: “I can change that,” said Harry Potter.

To Touch A Unicorn (lomonaaeren)

Rating: NC-17, WC: 12.6k, Summary: Teaching at Hogwarts is more than Draco ever expected to aspire to after the war. He would be content if not for two things: Harry Potter visiting to give lectures on Defense Against the Dark Arts, and those bloody unicorns.

Ligabus Filium (tessacrowley)

Rating: NC-17, WC: 41.5k, Summary: It should be careful, deliberate, but it isn’t. Like every other part of their relationship, it happens gradually and then all at once, before they even realize it. And when the little blue threads bind them together, there’s no going back. Content/Warnings: BDSM

How Harry Potter Became A Pervert (faithwood)

Rating: NC-17, WC: 2.2k, Summary: Though others didn’t, Draco had believed the article. 

Vale Sanare (Rurounihime)

Rating: NC-17, WC: 23.2k, Summary: Draco’s world gains a new component just when he thought he’d sorted everything out.

Appallingly Wrong And Irreparably Broken (tessacrowley)

Rating: NC-17, WC: 26,695, Summary: Everything in Harry’s life is pretty terrible, all things considered. His ex-wife won’t stop sleeping around, the government is broken, and his life is an endless cycle of crippling self-hatred and bitter sarcasm. So when Draco Malfoy comes sauntering back into it, sharp as a tack and twice as fit as he has any right to be, the only comfort Harry can find is that he can’t possibly make it any worse. You know, probably.

One Harry Potter, Please (If Possible, Seduced And Ready) (faithwood)

Rating: NC-17, WC: 62.2k, Summary: All Draco wants is Harry Potter’s friendship, just to make his new Auror job more bearable. However, after Harry stubbornly pays more attention to his secret admirer, Draco is forced to resort to drastic measures.

Slip Into My Lover’s Hands (lumosed_quill)

Rating: NC-17, WC: 5.9k, Summary: Draco licks his lips. He shuts his eyes, because he doesn’t think he can look at Potter when he says it. When he asks for it. “One finger?”

The Gentlewizard Club (@sophiefrench77)

Rating: NC-17, WC: 28.1k, Summary: Draco wants what Draco wants. And if he has to snuggle up to Harry to get it, well, surely, Draco can handle that. Problem is, not sure Harry can.

101 Ways to Heal Your Wizarding Woes (Or, an Unfortunate Incident with a Traffic Cone and a Policeman’s Helmet) (who_la_hoop)

Rating: NC-17, WC: 26.5k, Summary: Harry is a trainee Auror, and Draco is living at Malfoy Manor, bored and petulant with nothing to do, and no career prospects. Draco’s attempt to heal himself via Muggle psychology – including writing a series of ‘why I hate you’ letters to Harry – backfires when an overanxious house elf delivers the results to Harry. Harry is bemused, Draco is angry and together they have a lot of issues to work out.

Draco At Nineteen (birdsofshore)

Rating: NC-17, WC: 5.1k, Summary: It’s the middle of the night and Harry Potter is sitting on my bed looking distinctly weird. I’ve had some fucked-up dreams in my time, but this one… this one is something new.

All Our Secrets Laid Bare (firethesound)

Rating: NC-17, WC: 149k, Summary: Over the six years Draco Malfoy has been an Auror, four of his partners have turned up dead. Harry Potter is assigned as his newest partner to investigate just what is going on.

Such Great Heights (softlyforgotten)

Rating: NC-17, WC: 93.3k, Summary: Draco Malfoy, wide-eyed and pale and in a decidedly ragged shirt, was crouched next to the pile of whatever the dragon had been eating.Harry threw himself to a halt and yelled, “Merlin, how many times do I have to save your life?”

Right Hand Red (lumosed_quill)

Rating: NC-17, WC: 73.1k, Summary: Harry felt Malfoy’s breath on his lips as they came together over the bottle, hands firmly planted on the floor as though they each needed their familiar soil, refusing to cross into enemy territory. Except that Malfoy no longer felt like his enemy. Malfoy felt inevitable.

Breaking Tradition (nicevenn)

Rating: NC-17, WC: 2.1k, Summary: The wedding is about to begin, but where are the grooms?

The Conquering Of Harry Potter (’s Virginity) (fantasyfiend09)

Rating: NC-17, WC: 8.3k, Summary: The prompt says it best: after Draco acquires the knowledge that Harry Potter has had a very sad (non-existent really) sex life, he sees it as his personal duty to be the Saviour’s hero for once and show him how it’s done. And Draco is totally the right person for that.. although he may not actually have had sex before either.

Advanced Charms (Paraphilia)

Rating: NC-17, WC: 7.1k, Summary: Awkward first time is awkward.

Primal Urges (amorette)

Rating: NC-17, WC: 10.2k, Summary: An eighth year fic …er … or should I say, a prehistoric fic? Draco gets hurtled back in time and meets caveman!Potter, who seems to like him much more than normal!Potter. Quite a bit more, actually.

The Art Of Cooking The Muggle Way (sophie_french)

Rating: NC-17, WC: 24.1k, Summary: Cooking. The Muggle Way. Without any Magic. Definitely Draco’s idea of hell. Unless, of course, it leads to much more interesting activities with one Harry Potter. But wait. Draco’s into girls, right?

Five Times Harry Blew Draco’s Mind (and One That Didn’t Involve Sex) (lumosed_quill)

Rating: NC-17, WC: 1k, Summary: Draco had thought his eighth year would be dreadful. He was wrong.

Gay Aurors (charlottesometimes)

Rating: NC-17, WC: 129.1k, Summary: Draco Malfoy mysteriously returns to London a badass and is partnered up with a very grumpy and very gay Harry Potter.

A Little More Love In The World (kc404duh)

Rating: NC-17, Word Count: 4.5k, Summary: After the war, Harry is feeling lonely and separated from the world. He goes back to the forest - to the place where he saw his parents - in the hopes that he might find solace there. But he finds even more than he bargained for.

You didn’t know you needed a Jay Park & Gray Car Karaoke version of Drive until now. xD [full video of their car performance] [original] [album]

Hyping & lauding their own performance…why am i not surprised hahaha “FIRE! LIT! SAUCE! THAT SHIT WAS SAUCE!” and then embarrassed by his own antics lol

This is what happens when Jay & Gray goes for a ride around town in Jay’s Bentley. Hilarity ensues ahaha….

Jay Park pickin’ up Gray: “Hey sexy lady. Get in the car~ “ hahaha… and then realising that Gray couldn’t get in cos Jay didn’t unlock the door lol.

squabbling and trying to outpromote each other lol

Veteran Jay Park fans will remember how his horrible reputation for driving precedes him haha….look at Gray holding on to his seatbelt and car handle looking like he’s fearing for his life lol 

Jay is so extra haha….all his insane shenanigans…..  i love these kinds of vids….they’re so much fun! Imagine all of AOMG together in a vehicle and recording vlogs. xD


Ok Zootopians it’s time to TAKE A STAND!!!

Originally posted by mattnyc816

CALLING ALL ZOOTOPIANS!!! We need your help to stop cyber bullies! I was ok when these jerks were trolling me but now they’re targeting @ziegelzeig Jill Fine and other readers of Take a Stand. They’re using offensive language,homophobic slurs (Which really hurts cos i’m Bi)  belittling people from a non-nuclear family unit and forcing their religious ideals into attacks online. 

The trolls are known as PSYCOX1890 and MAFIAGUY2017 and here’s some examples of their hate spiel…

Disgusting aren’t they? They baiting folks into a fight but I know a way to really counter their hate, THEY MUST BE REMOVED FROM FANFICTION.NET so I need to ask you guys for a small favour I need you to email the website admin on and report this abuse PLEASE GUYS WE NEED YOUR HELP!!!! The Zootopia fandom is a great place and is being sullied by this hate.

@fuzzywuzzylittletail @if-you-wanna-getout-alive @thezootopianadict @zootopianewsnetwork @secretfurry92 @somethingcalledafurry @senny74 @yoshifan30 @nick-and-judy-daily @artf0rlife @trashasaurusrex @helthehatter @reddoshirousagi06 @kulkum @zootopepo @judylavernehopps @cloudyloudy @pyrophoricitee @nekomimiranger @wilde-hopps @blueberrycarrots @bluelightenterprises @master-lux PLEASE REBLOG AND SPREAD THE WORD! TAKE A STAND AGAINST CYBER BULLIES!!!

As Split is released today, our update (👉please share for awareness👈)

I know it’s everywhere at the moment because it’s released today (in the UK) but I just wanted to turn an ask we got into our updated position on Split. I feel the need to do this because there’s so many people still saying “it’s just a movie” and “it’s just fiction”. Also after reading an article @thelabyrinthsystem shared about the lack of research James McAvoy did to prepare for this role (hope you don’t mind us tagging you lovely, the reblogged post is here: )

James McAvoy admits the role wasn’t well researched at all, claiming that he “couldn’t find anybody that would sit and talk with me” about DID. Instead, he simply learnt about DID through YouTube. This feels like excuses covering up his role in this sham of a movie. It seems ridiculous to us because so many people (with DID or not) are standing against this movie. We would have talked to him and I’m sure there are thousands of others all over the world who would have happily shared their experiences for a better representation of DID.

As we mentioned earlier this week, in an interview James McAvoy said he thinks the part he is playing is a “badass avenging angel”, whilst joking and laughing with the interviewer. It’s hard to watch so we haven’t seen the full interview but he just came across as he didn’t understand DID at all, and thought people with DID would be “pleased” with his role in Split. Trauma survivors do evolve and grow but not in the way Split suggests - we don’t become as bad as our abusers, and we certainly don’t have shape shifting skills like his shown in the trailers! 

Just for clarification I have not seen the full movie - I am undecided whether to watch it (to almost be aware of what we’re up against, no other reason). I’m not sure we’re strong enough right now but if there are other systems who are thinking along similar lines I would just urge you to stay safe and if you do decide to watch this movie maybe try and find a copy online or something, to avoid any money supporting the movie. 

Our major issue with this movie is that it is hurting many people with DID, like myself, who have been through awful trauma in childhood. We have been preyed on and abused by the adults who were meant to protect us. To then flip it and make the individual with DID into a predator who kidnaps young girls is what is extremely distressing to us. 

Yes, there may be “bad” people who happen to have DID, but that could be said about any disorder, as well as mentally “healthy” people.  The point is for the most part it is this kind predator who often caused DID in the first place. DID (dissociative identity disorder), for those who don’t know, is caused by chronic (ie over long periods of time) trauma (many different forms of abuse) in early childhood (age 6-9 at the latest). You cannot develop DID as an adult. It is often made worse by the lack of support and dysfunctional attachment in the aftermath of the trauma.

In every trailer we have seen of Split they seem to make a point of mentioning DID by name. If you want to have some kind of super villain who can shape shift like shown in the trailers then make up a disorder, a fictitious one, as this is meant to be fiction. Don’t use an established mental illness that thousands of people struggle with on a daily basis.

Some people will understand that this is not an accurate representation of DID but there will also be thousands who have never heard of DID, don’t know that this is not what people with DID are like, will assume people with DID (and mental illness in general) are dangerous and to be feared. If these people then meet someone with this diagnosis and their only reference is this movie, well you can imagine how people might react. 

This will in turn make it difficult for people to: 

1) accept their own diagnosis (trust me we often think very poorly of ourselves and don’t need anyone else making us feel bad about ourselves).

2) open up to get support from people who think DID is one of those scary dangerous mental illnesses.

On a personal note despite being diagnosed with DID we have had a mental health professional (a psychiatrist) say that DID doesn’t exist, and is “the stuff of Hollywood movies” to quote him. This was whilst inpatient due to a mental health crisis. Anyone who thinks this kind of stigma doesn’t have real life implications, you are unfortunately wrong. And it’s not just uneducated people that stigma of this kind affects - that was from a fully qualified psychiatrist ie even professionals are influenced by stigma from movies - another example would be Sybil.

These are just a few of our issues with this movie and we’ve already seen the damage it has caused. It is just the latest in a long line of movies that stigmatise mental illness. It is an overused stereotype. 

M. Night Shyamalan and the production team have purposely exploited DID for entertainment value. Mental illness gives them the “twist” Hollywood is after to make profit, which is clearly more important to them than the lives of those who actually live with this condition.

Please reblog and to those with DID (and other mental illness): this movie does not reflect who we are. We aren’t monsters, we are survivors and the world needs to see that.


THE ROYALS | Aye, There’s the Rub (3x03)
↳ Jasper recently wrote me the most beautiful letter. So I need your help writing one to him. And you know the two of us better than anyone. 

einzweidreivier  asked:

Hey what part of co are you from I just moved to western slope area, my roommate says it's bear and cougar country so I'm a bit nervous about nighttime lol

I’m living in Durango right now!  And yes, you are in bear/cougar country. So this essay’s going to sound real scary but consider: I’ve lived in CO for… 13 years now, and have seen exactly One(1) bear and evidence of a Cougar Once.  I’ve also never been attacked or even severely harassed by an animal, so this is mostly In Case of Emergency Advice.


1. ALWAYS BE AWARE OF YOUR SURROUNDINGS.  Really, traffic is going to be more dangerous, but being as aware as possible will help you more than anything else.  You know that thing you’re supposed to do when driving where you check all your mirrors every so often?  Do that while walking. Look up, to either side, down and behind you every so often.  Keep your ears open and if you think you hear something, stop and listen for a bit.  Take some deep breaths, and smell the air around you.

This is good for both your safety AND for enjoying the lovely country we have out here.  Once you get used to looking around, its really nice all the cool things you can discover!

2. DON’T PANIC.  Douglas Addams was spot-on with is advice.  if you do encounter something Dangerous, remain calm.  Odds are that if you hold still and just watch, it’ll keep going about its business and leave you alone. 

OK, now for bears and cougars:

1.  Cougars are really shy and almost never confront humans (the last fatal cougar attack was in 1997, so literally 20 years ago), but if you’re hiking in the back country and suddenly smell cat pee, TURN RIGHT THE FUCK AROUND and walk back the way you came.  Fresh piss means it’s in the area, and running makes you look like food.

2.  Bears also, tend to stay away from people, EXCEPT:  in March and September-October, bears get stupid hungry and go looking for food in all kinds of places.  Never leave pet food outside, and if you compost, stop during those months.  The bear that broke into my house did so under extenuating circumstances- there had just been a large wildfire that summer so he got pushed out of his usual foraging area.

3.  In general, you’re MOST likely to encounter bear and cougar in the far back country.  If you plan on doing back country hiking, wear LOTS of bug spray and bear-bells.  as long as you stink and make noise, they’ll sense you coming and leave you alone.  You can also sing!

4. if you DO encounter one either 1. Go back inside and call the Department of Wildlife, or if you’re not near a building, 2. Scream, make yourself look as big as possible and throw rocks or sticks at it.  99.99% of the time, that will scare it shitless and it will run off.


OK, now for the animals you ACTUALLY are likely to encounter:

COYOTES: Urbanized, come out at night and from January-late March, they’re all hyped up on sex hormones and can get super-aggressive, triple especially if you have a dog with you.  Carry mace, and if you see them, follow the Screaming-Shit-Throwing Maniac Model stated above.

TICKS:  we have brown dog ticks here that carry Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever, and Deer ticks that carry Lyme disease.  if you’re in urban/suburban areas, they’re less of an issue, but if you go into the back country, do not skimp on the DEET (follow instructions carefully tho!) , tuck your pants into your socks and have a friend check you when you get home.  if you find one, make sure you remove the whole thing, keep the body sealed in some tape and get tested ASAP.

MOOSE, ELK AND DEER:  I’m not sure how far north you are, but the most dangerous wild animal in CO is Moose.  Really. Stay on designated trails and out of the back country from October-November to avoid rut, and exercise caution in spring when calving happens.  Do not approach, and if they put their heads down while Facing you, they are going to charge your best bet is to book it sideways and climb up a rock or large tree.

Deer and Elk tend to be less moody, but are still unpredictable, especially if they’ve become acclimated to humans, and during rut October-November.  Keep your distance, and if they’re on the move, give them the right-of-way. DO NOT attempt to feed or pet.

RATTLESNAKES: Mostly an issue in the southern half of the state.  They mostly want to be left alone and come with their own alarm system!  Though they sound less like maraccas and more like a vibrator set on high.  Stay ON the trail and OUT of tall grass from March-October, and you will very probably never see one.  If you DO see one, wait for it to leave or walk a good six feet around it.  they can only strike in a distance of 3-4 feet, so stay away and you’ll be fine!

If you do get bit, stay calm, sit down, call 911 and take off any rings, jewelry etc. that may get stuck if your extremities start to swell.  Let the wound bleed freely for a minute before cleaning.  About 8000 people get bit every year in the US, but only 8 die of it, mostly from not calling for help. 

LIGHTNING: not an animal, but the Most Dangerous Thing in CO after humans and cars.  If you can hear thunder, you are within striking distance and need to take cover.  Get inside a building or car if you can. If you can’t, squat down to keep your head low, and touch the ground as little as possible, and wait for it to pass.  DO NOT try to hide under trees, which tend to explode when struck.

So that probably sounded awful, but I promise that your chances of actually getting in a dangerous situation are very low as long as you stay alert and calm.

Happy hiking!

i remember when My Little Pony Friendship is Magic first started airing and everyone on 4chan’s /co/ was freaking out about how surprisingly good it was, i gave an episode a watch and was pretty taken aback by how legitimately good it was. the writing was solid and the songs were pretty engaging. 

i remember stopping and thinking to myself “You know what? I already watch a lot of embarrassing stuff, like slice-of-life anime. I don’t need to add ‘My Little Pony’ to that list.” 

i still think about that moment and how I dodged a massive, life-ruining bullet. it wasn’t even like a bullet. it was more like… i was out of town the day an atomic bomb was dropped specifically on my house. 

You know, if they get on with a RoL tv series anytime soon it’s possible that a show about a brilliant young black man who solves problems with science, his Nazi-tank-destroying boss, his second-generation immigrant local goddess girlfriend, his former political refugee Somali hijabi co-worker, and their other queer and non-white colleagues fighting a rich white prick who espouses white supremacy might be seen as slightly too on-the-nose for the current state of world affairs, but I think that’s exactly what we need right now

i don’t know what to do without you,
i don’t know where to put my hands,
i’ve been trying to lay my head down,
but i’m writing this at 3 AM.

i don’t need the world to see
that i’ve been the best i can be, but
i don’t think i could stand to be,
where you don’t see me.

and autumn comes when you’re not yet done,
with the summer passing by, but
i don’t think i could stand to be,
where you don’t see me.

okay so because situation with russia has been getting more frustrating over the last few days here’s a list of reasons why i love eurovision:

  • being introduced to some awesome artists you would never have heard of if it weren’t for the contest/national selections!
  • honestly the music is just so good????
  • yes i know it’s cheesy as hell but that’s why i love it
  • songs!!! in!!! other!!! languages!!! (this is especially fantastic for me cos i’m a brit and we barely get shown any non-english songs)
  • the songs that are true club bangers and you just need to dance to
  • while there is an overwhelming genre used in the contest there are songs of so many different genres!!
  • a lot of the artists over the years just seem so nice and so excited to be representing their country, even if they don’t do well they’re still happy to have taken part
  • the emotionally powerful ballads that just… really get the tears flowing (especially if it’s in a language you don’t speak)
  • the way the staging can just elevate a song
  • the feeling when your faves get through to the final!!
  • when the winner is announced and the artist(s) is so happy and/or overwhelmed with emotions!!!!!
  • the hosts/presenters!!
  • the shenanigans that sometimes occurs during the voting
  • hearing an incredible eurovision song for the first time!!!
  • the buzz of watching the live performances of your fave songs and it goes well!!!!
  • the postcards!!
  • songs that are not only good but also loads of fun!
  • the hilarious sketches (especially if it’s done by sweden)
  • breathtaking interval acts!!!
  • just………… i love eurovision

“Like… s’pose I was to say to you, Gytha Ogg, your house is on fire, what’s the first thing you’d try to take out?”
Nanny bit her lip. “This is one of them personality questions, ain’t it?” she said.
“That’s right.”
“Like, you try to guess what I’m like by what I say…”
“Gytha Ogg, I’ve known you all my life, I knows what you’re like. I don’t need to guess. But answer me, all the same.”
“I reckon I’d take Greebo.”
Granny nodded.
“‘Cos that shows I’ve got a warm and considerate nature,” Nanny went on.
“No, it shows you’re the kind of person who tries to work out what the right answer’s supposed to be,” said Granny. “Untrustwothy. That was a witch’s answer if ever I heard one. Devious.”
Nanny looked proud.

– what to take out of a burning building | Terry Pratchett, Maskerade


riverdale: a cinderella story au

okay so you guys seemed to want a jarchie/beronica a cinderella story au so i’m going to write it! i need to finish writing my jarchie oneshot and write another chapter of one of my other fics/ download the movie to watch it again, but these are the basic ideas so far. i haven’t read the comics so let me know if any of this doesn’t make sense!

  • okay so jughead’s dad co owned pop’s chock-lit shoppe with pop but pop died so it became just mr. jones’
  • mr. jones’ married mrs. blossom, making jughead step-siblings with cheryl and jason
  • archie and jughead used to be bffs when they were younger but got into a fight right before mr. jones’ died and they never made up bc jughead was dealing with his dad’s death
  • mrs. blossom took control over pop’s after her husbands death, and makes jughead work there as well as around the house
  • betty is jughead’s awkward best friend who is in love with veronica, who recently broke up with popular quarterback archie 
  • reggie does the announcements at school
  • veronica is kind of a bitch but she’s trying to become nicer
  • jughead thinks it’s stupid that betty is trying to get with veronica considering how she acts
  • betty’s like….. okay but im not the one who’s in love with someone i met online
  • jughead and archie ‘met’ on this forum about sexuality/mlm and started to chat with each other privately (without knowing who the other was)
  • archie wants to pursue music but his father wants him to play football/work at his construction company
  • cheryl and jason are awful to jughead
  • both of them fight over which one will get archie- but archie hates both of them lmao
  • jughead, betty, and kevin all work on the school newspaper
  • kevin writes the gossip/advice section, betty does interviews with athletes/teachers/etc, and jughead does more investigative stuff/ other articles
  • he’s also forced to write the sports section
  • later veronica joins to get closer to betty

as for the plot, it’ll mostly be like the movie with some scenes changed/added so it isn’t super predictable


Taking the “rigurosum” test to my agriculture class ♡♡

Made this in the break while talk about the grades with other teachers. I dunno how we finish to talk about the fandom hahaha.

Lil’ fast doodles of not so baby f!pal and baby f!goth… and an anon
C'mon!! Fell needs more love!!!! So i give my love! 😚😚😚

*an wild anon wants to pet baby f!goth*

F!pal: Dun cone any closer to my toy! It’s MINE!

Anon: But Goth is not a toy

F!pal: Shut up! U dun know anything! He wive with me his entiwe wife!!

Anon: Entire life? You sure? How do you know?

F!pal: ‘cos I wove him, and I will care of him for ewer!

Anon: Aww! How sweet of you, Palette ♡

F!pal: Now I need to feed my toy *try to take him off* mmh…

Anon: Your toy is too big and heavy for you. Want me to help?

F!pal: Ok, yes pwease, but dun touch too much.

Anon: Ok.

F!pal: Maybe I wwet you to touch my toy more often if u be good with me…

Anon: Aww thanks!


F!palette belongs to @angexci
F!goth belongs to @nekophy



imagine being so threatened and riled up over a voice line being shared by two characters that you feel the need to post hate in the ship tag

like… mercy and roadhog share the “piece of cake” voice line and no one has lost their shit over that lmao

idk I’m just happy for meihem shippers cos they constantly have trash in their tags from gross people, and having something cute and nice between the chars in their ship is a good bolster to fandom morale; god knows it gets fucking dragging to see pissbabies whining about how toxic or abusive something is when like no one takes a ship at face value?? like I don’t see anyone throwing fits over other popular ships that have major roadblocks or other obstacles that would have to be addressed; people make art and write fic for them and are left alone because that’s how things should be. I don’t delve into many other ships but like for christ’s sake character growth and development is a thing, get off your discourse horse you assbasket

and that’s another thing too, like all these kids get whiny about ships and calling them these particular buzzwords and it’s like? do you know what an abusive relationship looks like because I was in one and I sure as hell do! and simple differing dynamics between characters does not equal toxicity by any means – especially when people want to expand character experiences and interactions and show growth and development.

does Mei not like Junkrat? judging from some of their interactions, probably not. could she learn to like him through teamwork and mutual effort to understand one another? absolutely. in the hands of fans and writers and artists, anything is possible. that’s what fandom is for.

and anyone who feels compelled to police others’ ships and experiences (within reason) can piss right off.