I’m safe.

As a resident of Bowling Green, I can tell you that I survived the Bowling Green massacre.

Unless Kellyanne Conway was talking about this:

It was very sad to see all those Corvettes destroyed when a sinkhole opened up in the National Corvette Museum in Bowling Green, Kentucky.  That blue Corvette, however, started up when they pulled it out of the hole, and they drove it out, thanks to the bad ass craftsmanship provided by the UAW UNION members who build Corvettes at the Bowling Green Corvette Assembly Plant.  If Trump and Republicans get their way, unions like the UAW at the Corvette plant will be getting massacred in the war on employees.