Karin: Hmm I can’t find Sasuke…
Suigetsu: I got this *puts hands over mouth* Itachi sucks and has ugly hair!
Sasuke: *Destroys Konoha* YOU DARE SPEAK OF ANIKI IN FRONT OF ME!
Suigetsu: Found hi-shit.
Naruto: *Bursts through ground* WHOEVER SAID THAT IS DEAD! BELIEVE IT!
Shisui: *Drags reanimated corpse from river* Let me tell you something about my cousin…
Sakura: *Rips apart trees* HOW DARE YOU!?!?!!?!
Kisame: *Raises from the dead* ITACHI- SAN HAS BEAUTIFUL HAIR AND A WONDERFUL ASS! I’LL KILL YOU!
Suigetsu: I was just-
Kakashi: *Bursts through wall* I heard Itachi and ass.
Itachi: *Floats down from heaven* Rude.