corporate theater

Corporate!AU

HEY GUYS I STARTED MY FIRST FULL TIME JOB AND LET. ME. TELL. YOU.

I was shadowing someone and listening in on phone calls, and I got inspired while I was sitting there. Listen ok. LI STEN !!!!!!!

  • Tsukishima in pressed, fitted dress pants and a crisp collared button down.
  • his shirt stays perfectly ironed all day but if he even goes 15 min overtime, somehow it gets so wrinkled
  • him, on the phone, making phone calls to collect payment or something and threatening to repossess people’s cars and shit.
  • him, tearing bad clients a nEW ONE AND ENJOYING IT BECAUSE HE’S ALLOWED TO!!!!!! BECAUSE IT’S PART OF HIS JOB!!!! HE’S GETTING PAID TO BE NASTY!!!!!
  • he gets warned but no one rly does anything because he has the highest rate of payments made!!!!!!! / cars repossessed (he isn’t the one who actually doing it, he just handles the financing side of it)
  • Yamaguchi walking by on his 15min with an empty pot of coffee he about to brew, and he snickers when he overhears Tsukishima calling “BS”
  • cubicles, fam. ya I know private offices r hot n steamy for that nasty power trip shit but let me tell you. when a cubicle is just barely tall enough that you have to raise ur head and stretch ur neck a little to see the handsome cutie a row down, it becomes really special
  • Tsukishima catching u looking over ur dual screen PC between calls at him
  • and he smirks but he’s still on the phone with the client. somehow, without ever having talked to him, he know how hot n bothered u get when he exerts that kinda mad power
  • little unevenly folded notes that have his sharp, slanted handwriting– “conference room, 15 min”