corg*life

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MY HUMP, MY HUMP, MY LOVELY PUDGEY HUMP!

(for the full effect, please listen to this while viewing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd9o7utX0AU)

“My Humps”

What you gon’ do with all that hump?

All that hump upside your ‘pillar?

I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,

Get you love drunk off my hump.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,

My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely Pudgey humps

Check it out!

I do it on the daily, 

I drive this 'pillar crazy

I hump it really nicely, I buy it all these ices

Stella and Chewy’s

giving up my Greenies

snorgles it be sharin’

All my humps got 'pillar excited

Corgi I ain’t askin’,

They say they love my ass ‘n

fluffy corgi momo heaven

it says yes and I keep givin’

So I plan on humpin’

And no I ain’t taken

We can keep on datin’

I keep on demonstrating

My love (love), my love, my love, my love (love)

You love my Pudgey humps (love),

My hump, my hump, my hump (love),

My humps they got you,

Pudge got me spending.

(Oh) Spendin’ all your time on 'pillar and spending time on Pudge.

Pudge got me spendin’.

(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on 'pillar, up on me, on Pudge

What you gon’ do with all that fluff?

All that fluff outside that butt?

I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,

Get you love drunk off my humps.

What you gon’ do with all that sass?

All that sass inside that corgi?

I’m a make, make, make, make you orgy

Make you orgy, make you orgy.

Cuz of my humps (ha), my humps, my humps, my humps (what).

My humps, my humps, my humps (ha), my lovely Pudgey humps (Check it out)

I met a 'pillar down at the disco.

She said hey, hey, hey yea let’s go.

I could be your baby, you can be my honey

Let’s spend time not money.

I mix your pillar wit my momo fluff,

Fluffy, momo 'pillar,

Mix your 'pillar with my momo fluff, 'pillar, 'pillar riiiiiiight.

They say I’m really sexy,

The corgis they wanna sex me.

They always standing next to me,

Always dancing next to me,

Tryin’ to get my hump, hump.

Lookin’ at my bump, bump.

You can look but you can’t touch it,

If you touch it I'ma start some drama,

You don’t want no drama,

No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama

So don’t pull on my chain yo,

You ain’t my 'pillar, yo,

I’m just tryn'a dance yo,

And move my humps.

My humps, my humps, my humps, my humps,

My humps, my humps, my humps, my humps, my humps, my humps.

My lovely Pudgey humps (humps)

My lovely Pudgey humps (humps)

My lovely Pudgey humps (humps)

In the back and in the front (humps)

My lovin’ got you,

Pudge got me spending.

(Oh) Spendin’ all your time on 'pillar and spending time on Pudge.

Pudge got me spendin’.

(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on 'pillar, up on me, on Pudge

What you gon’ do with all that fluff?

All that fluff outside that butt?

I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,

Get you love drunk off my humps.

What you gon’ do with all that sass?

All that sass inside that corgi?

I’m a make, make, make, make you orgy

Make you orgy, make you orgy.

What you gon’ do with all that fluffy?

All that fluff outside that butt?

I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,

Get you love drunk off these humps.

What you gon’ do wit all that 'pillar?

All that 'pillar inside yo bedwork?

I'ma make, make, make, make it twerk

Make it twerk, twerk, make twerk .

(A-ha, a-ha, a-ha, a-ha) [x4]

Pudge got me spending.

(Oh) Spendin’ all your time on 'pillar and spending time on Pudge.

Pudge got me spendin’.

(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on 'pillar, up on me, on Pudge

So real [x17]

#micdrop

— this absolute GENIUS right here brought to you by meghan (http://ohowyn.tumblr.com/)