copper (ii) nitrate

Hogwarts Houses as things my chem lab group has said

Gryffindor: What if I just drank this copper(II) nitrate right now. SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS

Slytherin: What!? MIT sent that to you, but not me!?

Ravenclaw: It’s ok just dump it all back into the flask nobody will notice

Hufflepuff: The lab quiz is not tomorrow guys, stop panicking, stop, stop it


Bonus:

Me: I can’t help with the lab today because of rehearsal sorry

Eric: Look at this. This is our lab report going up in flames