The drunk history of Fall Out Boy. By Brendon Urie
It’s summer of 2001; Joe meets Patrick and he’s like “Yo, I know about music.” and Patrick’s like “Yo, I know more about music” “That’s impossible. Do you wanna start a band?” And Patrick’s like “…Yeah… That’s cool.” And then he’s like “Yo, this is a book store, it’s not a music store!”
And then they met at Patrick’s house. And Patrick’s wearing shorts and socks and a hat. Patrick is playin’ drums for some fuckin’ reason! And Pete’s there, for some reason! They start playin’ music together. And they’re like “Oh, let’s play some fuckin’ covers from some other bands!” It was like, Green Day and fuckin’ Misfits and fuckin’ Ramones! Pete said to Joe “Yo, we gotta change this shit up! Yo, we’ve played all these bands; let’s play shit from Fall Out Boy.” And so Pete and Patrick are like “Yo, that’s dope. But we need a fuckin’ drummer!” Because Patrick’s playin’ drums and he’s a singer! Patrick’s like “Yo! I got a soul voice!” And they’re like “Wait, how do you have a soul voice!?!” And he’s like “Yo, watch this! Yeah!” and they’re like “Oh my god! That sounds like soul!” So they put it in the song and it was like “WHERE IS YOUR BOY TONIGHT!”
And then they’re like: “Yo, this is fuckin’ perfect. This is Fall Out Boy.” And they made records like, Evening Out With Your Ex-Girlfriend. Evening Out With Your Ex-Girlfriend, everybody loves it.
-It’s called: Evening Out With Your Girlfriend.
-With Your Ex-Girlfriend! It’s called Evening Out With Your Ex-Girlfriend! It’s called Eating Out Your Girlfriend, and it’s real and it doesn’t matter. And Pete talked to Patrick and Joe and he was like “Yo, what the fuck! Yo, this is gonna be fuckin’ dope!” So they made a record, and it was called: Take This To Your Grave. They made it without a drummer! And they had like three, four drummers come in. The four drummers they had come in were like: Josh Freese, Neil Peart, the dude from Toto… The fourth one was like the guy from Papa Roach or something. And they were like, “Yo, we need Andy Hurley. Andy Hurley. Take this to your grave. Fuckin’ record it.” And he did it, and he killed it. He was like,Bigadigadigalalululapssshhhh! Killing the skins! Tapping the skins! Tapping the rims! Playing the shit! Killing these bitches! Wrapping it out!
(You’re getting a fucking tattoo right now! What the fuck is going on?!)
“We should get signed, to Fueled by Ramen. ‘Cause these guys know what the fuck is going on.” And they were like “Yo, if you can make our scene any bigger than it is, which is not fuckin’ hard. We will sign you guys.” Pete was like ”Yo! We got this record that’s fuckin’ dope dude! It’s called Take This To Your Grave.“ Hey, it’s gonna be called From Under The Cork Tree, it’s gonna be fuckin’ huge. And then Patrick’s like “I gotta keep it real, I gotta keep it artistic. These are three songs that are gonna make the album and it’s called (burp), this is called: Thanks for the Memories, 20 Dollar Nosebleed, and Sugar We’re Going Down..” And they made this record that was fucking dope and it fucking hit on the charts.
Like: one, two, three! Three, two one! Three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten! TEN TO ONE! From Under The Cork Tree sold like, four million records! Ten million records! Fifteen million records! And Brendon Urie had nothing to do with the entire record. And Patrick was like “That’s good!” Pete was like “Yo, fuck you! I can do whatever I want!” Joe was like “Yeah, it’s cool man, whatever… I don’t give a shit.” And then Andy was like “Eh… Cool!” And Pete was like "Makeup is fuckin’ great for a guy. Because it makes a guy look beautiful. Which a lot of times, a guy is not beautiful. And I wanna change that.I wanna make sure everybody thinks that guys are beautiful.”
(-I’m good so far.
-You wanna spit one more time?
-Yeah, I do.
…Shut the fuck!..)
Pete was like “Oh my god, I’m so embarrassed about this dick pic!” And then I saw the dick pic, and I was like “Eh, it’s not bad. It’s not a bad dick. Let’s be real.” We made Rolling Stone one issue before Fall Out Boy. And Fall Out Boy made the issue right after us and they were so pissed! They were like “Yo, fuck you guys!” They were like “Yo! Panic has the fucking cover of Rolling Stone!?! Yo, fuck these dudes, we’re gonna fucking go miles above! We’re gonna hit every fucking continent there is known to man!” But they didn’t! Because they missed a second of time. Apparently, they were like: “Oh, shit we got every continent.” And they didn’t actually hit it. Dude, Pete was like “What the fuck!” Oh, you didn’t fuckin’ make the continent. It’s like, fuck you!
So From Under The Cork Tree happens, we fuckin’ have three, four years of awesomeness! Like people are cumming on themselves, 'cause it’s so big! So Fall Out Boy was like, so Patrick’s like “Yo, we’re gonna name this record 'From Under The Cork Tree’ and From Infinity On High.” Pete was like “Yo, Folie à Deux means, the Theatric of Two.” Fall Out Boy was like “Yo, we gotta take a break” meaning, Pete was like “Yo, we gotta take a break bro” and Patrick’s like, “I need time for my music! Uhhh!” And Joe’s like “Yo, I need time to find the fuckin’ art dude I gotta find some fuckin’ meau-metal.” And Andy’s like “I’m just gonna play with some fuckin’ metal bands.”
And they were like, “Alright, this breaks been like three years long. Two years long. Three years long. Three and a half? We gotta fuckin’ come back man. We gotta come back STRONG!
(-You took my beer away, what the fuck?!
-No, you poured it all over yourself!
-Yeah, you poured it on yourself, man.)
We gotta make this shit legit. It’s gonna be fuckin’ dope. It’s gonna go fuckin’ sky high. We’re gonna make a fuckin’ record that sails the skies. We’re gonna call this record: "Save Rock And Roll."” So they made Alone Together, Light 'Em Up, Alone Together, Phoenix. And everyone’s like “What the fuck? You’re working with this guy who fuckin’ recorded Avril Lavigne and P!nk!”
(-What the fuck is this on my shirt, did I puke on my shirt?
-No, you poured beer all over yourself!
Pete was like: “Yo, were gonna end up on the tour with Panic! At The Disco and Twenty Pilots.” (Burp, spit) And that’s all. And that’s all that matters. And that is how the fucking story goes.
This Zelda Blog is Going into Hardcore STANDBY MODE 2/23/17
But the-legend-of-zelda-series what does that mean?
Here is what it means:
1. I’m setting up a quene for the next two weeks. Four posts from 6-9 at night. (this might me more depending on how many posts I find). Lots of them will be reblogs but I’ll also have new posts too.
2. I’m keeping my messages down to a minimum! I don’t want to be spoiled hard in any way for Breath of the Wild. March 3 onward, it would be awesome if some of you could message me and be like “yo, you enjoying the game” or “yo, you better be eating and drinking” because knowing me I’ll forget.
Based on Eugene Lefaucheux’s 1854 design, manufactured in Liege, Belgium around the 1860′s - no serial number. 9x15mm pinfire six-round revolver, double action, side loading gate and spring-loaded ejector rod, engraved and nickel plated. I can’t get enough lefaucheux revolvers in my life.
So I went onto this fancy wine site for Pietanza and there was a damn popup chat with “specialists” and they wouldn’t leave me alone so-
Stephen: Hello, may I help you find a great wine?
Me: I’m just looking for a story I’m writing I’m not actually shopping, sorry.
Stephen: Well I’m sorry to hear that. But even then, is there any kind in particular you’re looking for?
Me: Okay, yeah actually, what would be the most pretentious Italian white wine?
Me: You know. What would make my character seem super snooty but knowledgeable if he walked up to people and started offering pairings? I have a couple throwing a snobby dinner party, like the cliche wine and cheese soiree, and they’re questioning his authority on the matter and I need him to show them up. Like not $1000 bottles, but over you know, the $4 ones I buy.
Stephen (after some time): How about a
Bucci Verdicchio Classico dei Castelli di Jesi Riserva? [site link]. Always over $30, pairs wonderfully with medium cheeses, and your character will sound like he knows what he’s talking about saying that mouthful :)
Me: Stephen, you’re fabulous; thank you so much. If I’m ever not poor I’ll come back and buy some rich people fruit juice.
Stephen: The rich people fruit juice will be waiting for you!
omg i made the mistake of giving my phone number to this girl i know from college days & now it hasn’t even been 24 hrs and she’s texted me 11 times and these are like texts that each run the entire length of my phone screen 😫😫😫😫 and she sent me three selfies of herself?????
What if Gumball’s eyes are ice blue and Zach’s are yellow? Like, except for the collar their eye colors would change anytime one of them would get in the control?
I just thought about it because when I draw Gumball (with visible iris ofc) I give him blue iris and when I draw Zach I give him yellow iris for some reason, I think it just fits :v it would also help telling which one is who :v
Idk I just had this dumb idea
Note : This is within a AU where Laurens lives. (Quietly sobs)
It had taken me longer than I had wanted , but nevertheless I was here. The Hamilton’s. After what had felt like a life time , I can finally see and hear and feel my Alexander.
No. I can’t. That’s a sinful way to think and act. To love and treat him as my wife , while away from my own. Completely terrible and wrong.
I shall treat him as a friend and ignore every feeling I have for him. Every
feeling I wanted to write towards him. Every feeling he sent himself to me. Every affection word, sentence , paragraph. Everyone of them would wreak cathedrals.
I opened the door of the home,scanning to see if this was the correct home. Not seeing the crouched Eliza in the corner, trying to hold in her laughter, she jump up startling me. “John , it been to long, how is my friend?” Eliza excitedly asked. “I doing well, Liza. How are the children ?”
“They all are grand , walking with Alexander in the park currently. Settle down for now Laurens.” Eliza said, gesturing towards to their guest room. I walked into the room, putting my bags down and enjoying the surroundings. The calm color of bed sheets, the shading caused by a candle in the corner, and it was warm and cozy, you can feel their love and happiness. I laid on the bed , exhausted from the day’s travel and thoughts. This trip would be grand if I stopped thinking.
(Because I got readers block at the second half)
After what felt like another life time Alexander and the children came back. “ My good Laurens, finally I see you again!” Alexander exclaimed, grabbing the other man into a hug.
Even his smell intoxicated Laurens’ thoughts.
He know not to show any affection to Alexander , not wanting to hear the words everyone would have for him. If he couldn’t forget, he had to at least wait. And act like there was nothing he craved.
“Are you okay my friend?” Alexander noticed the nervous Lauren he was holding. “I’m doing fine, why do you ask?” Laurens,too quickly, responded. “Please don’t lie to me Laurens ,after all I hadn’t seen for what felt like a life time.” By now everyone left to prepare for supper , and to give the other two the time they needed.
“Why would I lie to you after so long?” Why couldn’t I lay with you after so long?
“Please just tell what’s wrong , so we can both feel better ” Alexander said as more of question. “Letters. “Was the only thing needed to be said.
” I hope you enjoyed them.“
"You wrote so many. You became stubborn at the low number of I was sending back. ”
“I wanted to receive the passion back. "So he fully knew what we had, that just made matters worse.
"We both know this is sinfulness,Alexander. ” That just made the pain worse.
“If this is sinful, why do we both enjoy and don’t want this to end.” Alexander had him pinned. They both completely knew the feelings were equal. They both knew the cravings were equal. They both knew. At that point John loss all control in actions, pulling Alexander into their first kiss. It would be historical. It was short and small , but it was love filled. Lust filled.
They were to end it quickly because of Hamilton’s child at the door.
“Daddy and guest , dinner was done ten years ago, are you done talking?” Phillip impatiently mumbled, stopping when he saw those two doing the thingy that his daddy and mommy would do. He ignore it, thinking it was grow up thing.
“Daddy and guest, dinner is done. "Phillip said louder and clearer, suddenly breaking the two nervous men.
"Tell your mother we’re be there shortly, but don’t tell her what you saw.” Alexander quickly added. Then Philip ran off to do what he was told.
“Can we continue this later on, my love?” John said , no longer guilty of the thoughts.
“We need to remember I also have a wife, John. We can continue, but we have to be more careful,that could have been Eliza. ”
John know off all the dangers of that happening,even if Eliza was fine with them, everyone else was unknown danger. But John was too lovesick to be scared. Just thinking. Historians would tell of them. Their historical first kiss.