*phone rings*
  • Me:Hello?
  • Mom:Hey.
  • Me:Hey ma, what's up?
  • Mom:So... I just finished the third season.
  • Me:...well?
  • Mom:Tell me the truth, do you think she knew she was going to die?
  • Me:YES, mom. SHE KNEW she was going to die when she said goodbye to Cosima.
  • Mom:...you are aware that I am crying right now, right?
  • Me:I am now. What do you want me to do?
  • Mom:I hate you.
  • Me:Why?
  • Mom:BECAUSE YOU MADE ME WATCH THIS! And now I have to go grocery shopping and can't watch the new episode right away! I'll have to wait after dinner to know if she's alive! Is she alive? Tell me!
  • Me:*in my head: oh my sweet summer child* Bye mom, enjoy your shopping.
  • Mom:No wa-*click*...
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