(Serial) Killer Prompts

Anonymous Asked: “Prompts for a serial killer who is friends with a cop and is hiding his “hobby”?

1. “Hey, you never showed me your basement!” 

“Oh, yeah, I’m remodeling, and it’s always a mess. Practically a safety hazard, really.”

2. “Do you have blood on your clothes?”

“Oh, this? Yeah, I saw a kid with a scraped knee on the way over, and I had to stop and help them.”

3. “Have you heard about the new serial killer on the news?”

“Yeah… They’ve given him an awful nickname.”

4. “I want to kill him.”

“…”

“Kidding.”

“Right. I knew that. You just seemed a little… Intense.”

5. “Hey, can I put my stuff in the trunk of your car?”

“Actually, it is completely full of groceries. It can’t hold anything else.”

6. “Hey, sorry I had to bail the other night. Another body dropped.”

“No worries! Rematch some other time?”

“You are literally the most understanding friend ever.”

7. “Can you carve the turkey? You’re just… scary good at it.”

“No problem! I’ve done that a lot. On other turkeys, I mean.”

Bonus Longer Prompt

8. “We need to talk.”

“About what?”

“Your hobby.”

“Pottery?”

“I know, okay? I’ve always known. You’re a terrible liar.”

“Why haven’t you said anything sooner?”

“I have my reasons.”

“And why are you telling me now?”

“Because I need a favor. I need you to kill someone for me.”

~I don’t know if the longer prompt thing is going to happen often, but I was inspired and had to run with it. On another note, I had another serial killer ask, but Tumblr ate it. Hopefully this covers all of your murderous needs. :) ~