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i’m listening to alice cooper’s “poison” and i was trying to figure out why it felt familiar when this is my first time hearing it and eventually figured out i’d listened to the fucking nightcore version like five times alreasy

Riverdale Cast going home after finishing the first season:

Producer: okay… It’s been an amazing season, everyone! The series is a success and as the tradition calls, each of you can take something from your character home! So, what will it be?

Camila: I’m taking Veronica’s dresses.

KJ: Archie’s football shirt.

Casey: maybe Kev’s pullovers…

Madeleine: Cherryl’s white dress, for sure!

Cole: Jughead’s beanie, no doubt. What about you, Lili?

Lili: Juggie’s S t-shirt.

Producer: But that’s not Betty’s…

Lili: Well, they’re dating. His shirts are automatically hers.

Producer:…

Camila:…

KJ:….

Casey:…

Madelaine:….

Cole:… She’s gotta a really good point.

Gemini: Reality vs Fantasy

1. Fantasy: “Don’t date a Gemini or even give them a chance, they are so heartless.”

Reality: A Gemini is actually bawling and dying on the inside, all because they want a chance with you but you’re not willing to cooperate.

2. Fantasy: “Gemini’s are two-faced and fake..”

Reality: They aren’t two-faced or fake, they just know how to turn certain attitudes on and off for certain situations and can adjust to their surroundings easily.

3. Fantasy: “Why must Gemini’s be so selfish.”

Reality: They are far from selfish, they’re just not willing to give and give to any and everyone as freely. Being used and abused is something a Gemini will not tolerate.

4. Fantasy: “Gemini’s are so childish.”

Reality: They are just super jolly, through both the pain and pleasure. Embrace the youthfulness of a Gemini, it’s a quality many can’t possess.

5. Fantasy: “Gemini’s overreact over the littlest things.”

Reality: We’re not overreacting, we’re just seeing and spotting the things you don’t see. We pay close attention to detail.