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The Nature of Storytelling: Why We Have Superheroes

This article is intended for everyone. Not just people who read comics or books or play card games. What I am addressing in this article is the question of: why we have superheroes. Why do we, as a species, have stories of superheroes? To my knowledge, every single culture on Earth has a story about some great individual, or group of individuals, that has made significant changes in their world in the name of a greater good. But what makes this such a ubiquitous concept? Why do humans have stories of superheroes?

Gather `Round. It’s Storytelling Time!

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#26 [Dean Ambrose]

Requested, #26. “The diamond in your engagement ring is fake.” (Prompt from here.)

AUTHOR NOTE: This is shorter than my usual stuff. Just something cute and fluffy.

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“We’re getting married in a couple days.”

We are?”

You narrowed your eyes at your fiancé’s sarcastic response. The typical rueful grin came to his face at your look, making him appear years younger, and entirely nonthreatening. Taking it a step further, you kicked at him lightly, your foot making contact with his thigh. You were settled back against the arm of the couch, taking up one cushion, as Dean was seated on the next cushion, leaned back and legs wide.

“Hey! Be nice,” he demanded at your action. You pushed harder at this leg, grinning. “I’ll leave you at the altar if you keep it up darlin’.”

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anonymous asked:

Hi, I just wanna say I hope your mom is doing better now, and that;s so shitty of the doctor to say stuff like that. It's unprofessional and tbh even if it was mental, it would still need to be treated seriously. I've had a similar case with respiratory problems, where they said it was probably all in my head and when they actually ran tests turns out I have irregular heart beat. Either way, I hope your moms recovering, and that you're doing OK too, and that she gets better treatment.

You’re seriously so kind Anon, thank you for sharing this with me. She’s feeling a little better today and met with another doctor who may have figured it out. We’ll see. Another fun fact: I talked to her earlier and we realized that while she was in the ER complaining of breathing problems no one bothered to look at her throat once. Seriously??? I can’t handle these people. 

I’m really glad you finally got some results and figured out what was going on, that’s very scary. You persisted and got the help that you needed, which is often so hard to achieve. I hope all is well <3 thanks again for sharing your story. 

[And an additional thanks to @hello-em75, @jackmasterflex, @whosthatgal, @tysonrunningfox, and @sleapygazelle for your kind words. I’m surrounded by such kind people. Thank you <3]

My therapist asked me what demisexual means and when I told her, she got kind of quiet and was thinking and she was like “…I never knew there was a word for that. I think that’s what I am too” and it is so important that labels and terms exist, not to force them on people, but for people to finally have a word for who they are.

So Jemma Simmons had scoliosis as a kid...

Do you know what this means?

Tiny Jemma, upset about her condition. So her dad does a ton of research, and guess what? Before the serum, it turns out that Captain America had scoliosis.

So he tells her, and suddenly, Captain-America super-fan Jemma Simmons, who dresses up as Captain America every Halloween, and when she’s asked which historical figure she’d like to be, she says Captain America, because he was just like her, always did the right thing, and was best friends with Peggy Carter, who in Simmons’ opinion is the Coolest Woman Ever.

Simmons doing biochem because biochemistry was what made Steve Rogers into Captain America.

And as the SHIELD Academy prepares for Halloween, Fitz suggests they dress up as Captain America and Peggy Carter, and then Simmons says: “I always wanted to be like Captain America as a kid.” so Fitz basically does heart eyes and helps her make the best darn Captain America costume to ever grace the halls of the Academy, while he makes preparations to be a hella awesome Peggy Carter.

10 costumes for Marvel Future Fight

I’m a pretty big fan of Marvel Future Fight, it’s a fun beat um up with Marvel characters that’s free. I’ve personally never had to spend money but I’ve been playing from day one so I am pretty sure people who haven’t will have to spend money to progress eventually. I want to give an honorable mention Angela’s Queen of Hel Outfits, as of writing this she just has a lot so I don’t know what one I would want to be made into a costume, I imagine the queen one works but we’ll see.

Virginia: Virginia is Visions wife in the new Vision comic and she or either of his kids could make an awesome alternate costume for the not so human hero. The comic is very popular with it’s readers making many people’s favorite book at Marvel. It’s so strange and it be a cool way to promote it.

Earth’s Mightiest Heroes Wasp: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes ended far too early but the stand out from that show to me was Wasp. Seeing the version from the show get a costume would be best.    

Black Suite Daredevil: I am shocked this one didn’t get added in with  it being the main costume of the Daredevil Netflix show. I think it could raise doge rates or something for the character and I think it’s one of the few costumes that totally need to happen for the character.

Mayday for Spider-Gwen: Mayday Parker will likely never be worth a slot in future fight given she likely will never have her own series or movie again. Still she is the female character with the longest running solo series. So it’s a great idea to take the new hotness and give her a throwback to the coolest Spider-woman of the past.

Mania for Venom: I can’t think of many other cool versions of Venom but it’s never a bad idea to expand the number of female characters in a game so why not give Mania a go in this. She is from the Flash Tompson venom and would never get to be playable given the sort of low level hype this character has. Still she is really bad ass and I think she could work well inside the normal venom moveset but then again I’ve hardly read anything with her in it. 

ANAD Mockingbird: Mockingbird’s new outfit is really cool and with it adding wings it could add a cool extra feature to Mockingbird as well. I mean look at the cool design with her getting her own book finally she should be able to slip into that outfit.

Classic Luke Cage: Classic Luke is just way too Iconic to not be in the game. Plus he doesn’t really have very many other choices given his normal wear is just normal clothing. I really like this costume plus it’s what he wears in that iconic I’m already rock hard baby panel XD. 

Hoggie Jessica Jones: This would be a really funny costume paying tribute to the netflix series. Jessica Like Luke doesn’t really wear any “Iconic” costumes but she did have this funny number and it be a really cool shout out.

Lawyer She Hulk: She Hulk doing law has happened in many series now. She needs a lawyer outfit to bring the law down on this game. It’s a really cool look for her and it will let people who don’t know much about her understand one of the biggest parts of the character.

Loki Agent of Asgard/ Goddess of stories: Okay so this one is hard because I adore Loki and I would love to see every look that the Agent of Asgard Series had for them added into the game. Goddess of stories look though is the coolest one of them all. Awesome genderless costume design that  really pops and marks Loki freeing herself from his fate.

@beheadingtoujou ( cont from x ! )

“Eh? Eeeeeh?! Ah, did Tenko not make her words clear enough?! She doesn’t want you to make her tea, she wants to drink tea with you!”
“Toujou-san has such amazing willpower and an admirably calm attitude! Kyaa~! She’s really the coolest woman; Tenko adores you in a way different than Yumeno-san! For that reason, the idea of drinking tea with you makes Tenko’s head fill up with fuzz!”

Probably the most specific weird AU I’ve spent extensive time thinking about is the one where Jessica Jones is working a food service job, and Luke Cage is making some extra money by being a secret shopper, and after about a minute of talking to Jessica, two things are very clear: 1) this is the coolest woman he has met in a long, long time, and 2) in a rare case of Luke siding with management, this woman desperately needs to be fired from any job that requires her to interact with customers.

A day after Luke comes in, he gets a call on his cell. “You got me fired,” Jessica says.

“How the fuck did you get this number?” he replies, not quite as mad as he thinks he should sound.

“You wrote it on the form where you called me aggressive, unhelpful, and quote, ‘weirdly threatening.’”

Luke’s one hundred percent certain she was not supposed to see that form. “You tracking down my personal information so you can berate me is not making me rethink that assessment.”

“This isn’t me berating you. You’ll know when I’m berating you.”


“Yeah. Because you’ll like it.”

Luke laughs. “Maybe I would. What the hell was a girl like you doing at a shithole chain anyway?”

“What’s a guy like you doing getting girls like me fired from shithole chains?” she asks. Luke isn’t sure himself.

“Let me get you dinner,” Luke says instead. “You can yell at me in person.”

“You’re paying,” Jessica replies.

“Course I am,” says Luke. “I’m traditional like that.”

“Good. Cause some asshole got me fired. Really cut into my spending cash.”

When Luke pulls up to the curb Jessica’s waiting at, she’s still wearing her work uniform, a garish button-down flecked with ketchup and coffee. With the streetlight washing her out even more than the fluorescents in her former workplace, she looks like Snow White coming down from a bender. She finishes off her cigarette like she’s angry at it and says, “Nice ride.”

“Nice shirt.”

“Fuck off,” Jessica says, but with a smile, and she gets on the motorcycle behind him, her arms sliding around his waist with a surprisingly strong grip, and Luke can honestly say that he’s never been happier with his job.

This is me and my partner of over 5 years at Pride last weekend. We recently got engaged and came out to the family. Finally being able to post something like this just tickles me pink. It’s incredibly freeing. Here’s to being full of demons!

@themaddenhatter rocking the vest. (they/them)

@thesmartashe rocking the tutu and titties. (she/her)