coolest thing to do with a dollar

BTS @ the dollar store

Each of the boys has $5 to spend… meaning 5 things they can buy… and what they do with those items is just wild.

Seokjin:

  • frying pan
  • a giant fucking candle
  • fake flowers
  • a cheap ass recipe book
  • a gum variety pack, gum to keep him fresh, variety to keep things flavourful

Yoongi:

  • earbuds
  • licorice for those snacky nights at the studio
  • treats for Holly
  • neck pillow (bc you can never have too many of those)
  • floss

Hoseok:

  • pop-rocks
  • glow sticks
  • the coolest sunglasses you’ve ever seen in your entire life, he’s got them black rimmed bitches
  • jump rope
  • tie dye laces

Namjoon:

  • notebook
  • pens
  • a secret pack of glitter pens for those nights when he needs a little sparkle in his life
  • sleeping eye mask that says ‘dad’s sleeping’
  • patriotic keychain with the south korean flag

Jimin:

  • smiley face stickers
  • not silk, but still feels nice bathrobe
  • a comb
  • big rings
  • a smol sketchbook for his smol hands

Taehyung:

  • whoopy cushion
  • sidewalk chalk
  • bubbles
  • a beret, to keep that meme life alive
  • fake tats

Jungkook:

  • toy dinosaur
  • mini shake weights
  • a sleeve of lollipops
  • lame snapback that says ‘rockstar’
  • leopard print slippers

BTS after the dollar store….

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Intern!Hansol

Originally posted by sneezes

  • 1/3 of the intern bunch
  • intern Hansol is very odd, often in his own world, often caught in an odd situation
  • got his skateboard confiscated by Jihoon during the first week he was interning but it’s okay cause he’s got heeles
  • really doesn’t know what he wants to do or specialize in, he’s hoping the whole rounds and getting a taste in every department helps his decision
  • “idk why can’t I just be an everything doctor”
  • “Hansol no”
  • published a paper regarding pediatrics with Seungcheol because he won a rap battle
  • often hanging out with intern Seungkwan
  • says he got his way through med school by making raps of the body systems
  • rapped the anatomy of the body at the hospital talent show and did a Mic drop at the end
  • Much to Jihoon’s dismay, Hansol is actually a really good surgeon and is secretly vouching for him to choose surgery
  • got lost during the first week and somehow ended up in the morgue
  • is really really into his pager like he thinks it’s the coolest thing in the world
  • “HANSOL WHAT THE HELL IS A CODE GREEN AND WHY DO YOU KEEP PAGING ME IT”
  • “it means I’m hungry, let’s eat”
  • makes up a lot of different codes (but obviously stays away from code red or blue cause that’s a no no)
  • chills with patients in their rooms when he has night shifts
  • found with his hand up a coffee vending machine because he was not going to put another dollar in
  • everyone leaves him there for the day
  • “wAIT SEUNGKWAN HELP ME.”
  • as air headed he may seem, he’s really knowledgeable
  • always knows the toughest of diagnosis because he knows random information
  • gets really shy with new patients which makes it seem like he doesn’t know what he’s doing but he’s just nervous around new people
  • he was the first one out of all the interns to finish stitching 10 oranges and is the first to step into an operating room
  • will switch Jihoon’s soft music to rap music and Jihoon can’t do anything because his hand is touching a human brain and
  • “GODDAMMIT HANSOL SHUT IT OFF”
  • one day he got to substitute in for the person who speaks on the overhead speaker
  • made up nicknames for everyone
  • “Doctor S.Coups you’re needed in the pediatric unit”
  • “Doctor Woozi please head over to operating room 2”
  • “if someone finds a skateboard lying around somewhere I think I misplaced it, actually it might be in operating room 5”
  • beatboxes into the mic before getting kicked out by Jeonghan
  • once made the nurse station made so they all stuck him with bedpan changes for a week
  • you work at the newly opened cafe in the hospital
  • you see Hansol and Seungkwan a lot because they’re always hanging around when they’re on break
  • you became friends with Hansol during the time he had his hand up the vending machine
  • the vending machine was next to the cafe (really bad placement like who puts a coffee vending machine next to a cafe)
  • you were working the cash register and you just keep staring at the boy who’s hand is lodged up the mouth of the machine
  • “why is your hand up a vending machine”
  • “I PUT A DOLLAR INTO THIS. I AM NOT PUTTING ANOTHER ONE IN”
  • “do you need help”
  • “nah I got a friend coming”
  • that friend was Seungkwan who was a scaredy cat to leave rounds especially since Jihoon was doing rounds
  • After a while you and Hansol strike up a conversation when customers aren’t holding up the line
  • “ARE YOU SERIOUS! YOU MEAN IF I JUST SHOW MY WORK BADGE I GET 30% OFF MY COFFEE”
  • You snort and laugh really loudly because his reaction was really cute and naive and now the tips of Hansol’s ears turn red because damn your laugh is hella cute
  • another hour passes with light conversation and you say it’s nearing the end of your shift and although you can’t hear it Hansol is whining a small no
  • Seungkwan finally comes back with a janitor who helps gets his hand out of the machine
  • Hansol jumps to his feet and hurries to the cash register where you are and his cheeks tint a lil red ‘omg cuter up close”
  • Seungkwan is squinting his eyes with a lot of suspicion because why are these two silent and why are they red faced HANSOL HAS A CRUSH
  • SEUNGKWAN TELLS EVERYONE
  • hansol has a crush on the girl who works at the coffee shop”
  • “hansol has a crush”
  • “hansol likes the girl—”
  • you get what I mean
  • Hansol starts to spend wayy too much time at the cafe like so much that you’re able to quote the paper he’s writing on the effects of the absence of the corpus collosum
  • this goes on for weeks and Seungkwan is getting really bored of the whole back and forth not wanting to confess because “it’ll ruin the friendship”
  • 22 hours with no sleep he’s watching Hansol stare at you
  • “OH MY GOD JUST ASK HER OUT ALREADY! Y/N THIS IDIOT HANSOL LIKES YOU PLEASE GO OUT ON A DATE WITH HIM SO HE CAN STOP STARING AT YOU”
  • the cafe becomes really quiet. you and hansol are just deep red in embarrassment while Seungkwan passes out on the table
  • but thanks to sleep deprived Seungkwan, 5 coffee dates later
  • “y/n and I are dating”
  • sassy seungkwan “took you long enough”
  • seungkwan claims he doesn’t remember that day but whatever Hansol has a girlfriend now
  • actually learned the cafe menu by rapping it and teaches you the rap
  • also teaches you to skateboard in the hospital and you bribe Jihoon with free coffee so Hansol doesn’t get in trouble
  • at the end of your shifts, Hansol is usually still working so you bring him coffee with a  side of kiss on the cheek and Seungkwan barfs on the side
  • snuck back to the overhead speaker mic and rapped a cheesy verse about you which made you smile the whole day
  • you actually write little notes on the coffee cups and it brightens his whole day
  • on the rare times that his shifts ends before yours, he just sits and waits in the cafe and you two always leave with hands held together and third wheel seungkwan watching from behind
  • he still hasn’t chosen a specific field to study more on but he’s more than certain that he always wants you by his side with whatever he chooses
  • intern Hansol again is still uncertain about his career choices but he’s always certain that the smile on your face, the warm coffee cup in his hand, and the press of your lips against his cheek is something that he wants for futures to come
Haikyuu!! Novel Volume 3: Tokyo Expedition!! - A Childhood Friend’s Feelings (Summary)

What more do you need than PRIDE? This is Yamaguchi Tadashi’s pride as a member of the Karasuno Volleyball Team, his pride as a serving specialist, and his pride as a loyal childhood friend of Tsukishima Kei. 

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Questions - Ask me!

I have absolutely nothing to do right now, so send me a question and I will answer it honestly!

Questions:

What’s the toughest decision you made today?

What’s the toughest decision you made this year?

What’s the toughest decision you ever made?

What have you forgotten?

If you were guaranteed the answer to one question, what would it be?

What’s it like being you right now?

What makes you nostalgic?

If you had two hours left on earth what would you do?

What’s the most beautiful word in the world?

Who makes you laugh more than anyone?

What did your father teach you?

What did your mother teach you?

What’s the best gift you’ve ever given?

Best gift you ever received?

How many times a day do you look in the mirror?

What do you bring most to a friendship?

If 100 people in your age group were selected randomly, how many do you think they’d find leading a happier life than you?

What is or was your best subject in school?

What activity do you do that makes you feel most like yourself?

What makes you feel supported?

Whom do you secretly admire?

What time of the day do you feel the most energetic and what do you usually do in those moments?

What’s something you never leave home without?

What’s a recurring dream you have?

What makes you feel safe?

What’s the best thing that ever happened to you?

What do you want people to say about you once you’re gone?

What’s the coolest thing about science?

What’s the best money you ever spent?

What’s a bad habit you have?

What are you grateful for?

Whom are you envious of?

What’s an image you’ll never forget?

Describe a near-death experience.

If you had a clone, what would you have the clone do?

What’s your idea of Heaven?

What’s your idea Hell?

When did you know?

What can you do better?

When are you most yourself?

What superpower would you most like to have?

If you were granted three wishes, what would you do with the second wish?

What is your actual superpower?

If you won 100 million dollars, what would you buy first?

What’s the best sound in the world?

What’s perfect about your life?

What song do you sing only when you’re alone and what memory does it bring back?

Describe a moment you were so embarrassed you wanted to disappear.

How many times a day do you think about money?

Who has been the biggest influence on you in your relationship to money?

What’s one thing you’re certain of?

Describe one of your colossal failures.

What makes you cringe?

What does your inner voice tell you?

What crime have you considered committing?

What’s great about your mom?

What’s great about your dad?

Which day would you gladly re-live?

What are you awesome at?

What do you want people you meet for the first time to think about you?

When were you most afraid?

What are you terrible at but love to do anyway?

What weapon would you carry during the Zombie Apocalypse?

Which of your five senses would you keep if you could only keep one?

What’s something you love to make?

What do you cook better than anyone?

What do you wish you’d invented?

What would you like to invent?

Out of 100 random people, where would you rank yourself in terms of your intelligence?

Where do you want to be right now?

If you could be someone else for a day who would it be and why?

What makes you feel powerful?

What’s the meanest thing you’ve ever said?

What’s the meanest thing someone has ever said to you?

What three words would you have on your grave stone?

What’s your first thought when you wake up?

What’s one thing you wake up to in the middle of the night worrying about?

If you could tell someone something anonymously, what would it be?

Whom would you like to forgive and forget?

If you could get rid of one of your responsibilities today, what would it be?

What type of person angers you the most?

What is your greatest strength?

What is your worst weakness?

How do you show your love for others?

Extra Brave and Interesting Questions (once trust has been established):

Why are you here in this room right now?

When is a time you forgave someone or were forgiven for something?

What’s the biggest mistake you ever made?

What are you hiding?

What’s your unanswerable question–the question you seem to always be asking yourself?

What are you ashamed of?

What is stopping you?

What’s a secret you have?

How do you secretly manipulate people to get your way?

When was the last time you apologized?

What is the biggest lie you tell yourself?

What’s the moment you left childhood behind?

What’s missing from your life?

Do you believe in a higher power?

What are you ready to let go of?

What are you not saying right now?

96.

1. Which celebrity would you like to look like?
- Kaya Scodelario
2. Who is your current celebrity crush?
- Josh Franceschi lol
3. Who is your current fictional character crush?
- I don’t have one
4. What do you want for your birthday/Christmas?
- Okay honestly all I can think of is a turning board/disk for dance and money
5. If you had to listen to one song for the rest of your life, which would it be?
- I don’t know that’s too hard
6. What’s the most embarrassing thing you can remember and are willing to share?
- I have a problem with peeing from laughing too hard so in 6th grade I was sitting in another kid’s seat and I was laughing with my friends and I couldn’t stop laughing and I ended up peeing A BUNCH like I was wearing light grey pants, and it got on my shoes and made a puddle on the floor. But luckily my friend had an extra pair of pants so I could change in the bathroom and surprisingly no one found out except for the teacher because we kinda had to tell him
7. What’s your sexual orientation and how did you find out?
- I’m straight, I guess maybe a bit bicurious at the most but I can’t see myself actually dating a girl because it doesn’t seem right for me personally ya know
8. If you had to eat/drink only one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?
- I’m currently in love with strawberries with nutella, and idk maybe pizza
9. Who/what do you most often think about when you masturbate?
- Boys that I like I guess…..lol
10. What are your pet peeves?
- When guys are way too overly sexual is the main thing that comes to mind
11. What makes you turned on in 0.3 seconds?
- I don’t know, I’m not a super sexual person like I don’t feel the need to have sex or do anything with another person, I’m just fine with masturbating honestly
12. If you had to wear one outfit for the rest of your life, what would it be?
- That’s too hard wtf i don’t know
13. Quickly, off the top of your head, top five movies!
- Uh, I’m not much of a movie person. I watch shows more than anything
14. What’s your favorite accent?
- I know this is basic but I love British accents okay, also Irish is pretty cool.
15. What’s the most inappropriate thing you’d do for a million dollars?
- I don’t know maybe like quickly flash or something
16. What’s your dream job?
- To own a dance studio
17. Tell me about your most epic, kick-ass moment.
- I think the coolest moments of my life have to do with performing or going to concerts and meeting band members
18. What was your favorite thing to do when you were a kid?
- Color and stuff I guess lol
19. Do you have any allergies?
- I’m allergic to cats and llamas
20. If a boggart showed up, what shape do you think it’d take?
- What
21. One thing you’d never eat?
- Eggs oh my god eggs are the most disgusting food
22. Tell me about your zombie apocalypse plan.
- Hide underneath a bed and pray
23. What are the five things you could never live without?
- Affection, good food, dance, music, happiness?¿
24. For how long do you usually sleep?
- it depends but lately it seems like 9 hours-ish
25. If you could change one thing about your personality, what would it be?
- I wish I was more fearless and outgoing
26. If you could change one thing about your appearance, what would it be?
- It’s mainly my face idk I’m happy with how I look but my overall face could be prettier I guess
27. If your life was a movie, who would you cast as yourself, your love interest and your best friend?
- I don’t pay a whole bunch of attention to actors so I don’t know
28. If you could totally reboot any movie, what would it be, how would you do it and who would you cast?
- I’m not super into movies I don’t knowww
29. Which rules do you know best; soccer or quidditch?
- Neither
30. If you’d be cast as the lead role of any movie ever made, which would it be?
- I can’t think of anyone in particular but it would be interesting to play a character that has severe mental disorders. Things like that interest me
31. If you could have any super power, what would it be and what would you do?
- Flying or teleportation
32. Which fictional universe would you like to live in?
- I really don’t know
33. If you could have the tattoo of your dreams for free, what would it be?
- I don’t really have a well thought out tattoo idea
34. What would you name your first born?
- I don’t want children, but I like unique names like my friend is named Lavynder, her friend is named Opal, and her sister’s name is Amethyst
35. Type something in a language that isn’t your native one (English doesn’t count).
- Je suis une chienne patron de cul
(I’m a boss ass bitch)
36. Would you rather live in celibacy or be deaf?
- Celibacy because the sexual side of that would be pretty easy for me. Although I do want to get married
37. If you didn’t know your age, how old would you think you were?
- Maybe 17
38. What are the five first things on your bucket list?
- Travel the world and place in the top 3 at a dance competition are the biggest things on my mental bucket list
39. What would you rather do; live a life without failing or live a life without trying?
- Live a life without failing probably
40. Which person, fictional, alive or dead, would you like to have dinner with, and what would you ask them?
- I have no clue
41. What qualities do you look for in a friend?
- Not being overly judgmental, wanting to hang out with me often, humor
42. What qualities do you look for in a partner?
- Too many to name. I want someone who goes above and beyond for me because I’d do the same for them, someone who’s not overly sexual, someone who doesn’t get drunk or party, someone supportive, affectionate, yeah
43. Which is worse; lose all your old memories or never be able to make new ones? Why?
- Maybe never be able to make new ones, that would be so sad
44. What are you most passionate about?
- Dance
45. Tell me about your ideal life in ten years from now. Go wild.
- I want to be successful and feel completely happy and content with my life and decisions. I want to own a dance studio, hopefully be married or at least have someone I’m truly happy with, and have good friends.
46. What do you consider the most important moment of your life so far?
- I really don’t know
47. Do you have a role model? Who?
- Not exactly
48. What will make you laugh at any time?
- Maybe weird vine videos
49. In your opinion, what is the best quality a person can have?
- Kindness or being interesting
50. If you could choose, how would you die?
- Peacefully of old age in my sleep

i really, really, REALLY dislike and get mad uncomfortable when people just start giving me advice or ideas or tell me what they think I should do when I literally never asked for any of that… and like 90% of the time i know ppl mean well and are just excited about what i do and i appreciate that, so i usually dont say anything but smile and say “thats a good idea thank you” and then ignore whatever they just said lol
but if im being honest i really dont need any more ideas, ive got more ideas than i know what do with, my entire existence is made up of ideas, im producing ideas at a rate of like 10,000 per sec.. if you really want to help you can FUND me :), buy something from me :), share my work :), find me resources :) tell your coolest friends about me, :) tell your RICHEST friends about me lmfao. :)

I think i speak for like every young poor black creative pushing out work despite our 2 dollar budget, the very last thing in the world we need are ideas, our entire existence as creatives starts w/ “i have nothing but i want to do this how can i make that happen” so if you see we arent doing something, its prob not because we havent already thought of it but because EVERYTHING COST and because everything cost, if we are even able to find a way to do something it will probably take A LOT longer and require A LOT more labor to do vs if we were just properly funded. so if you want to support our ideas into fruition, do something to help make our work easier dont just tell us what you think we should do :)

You first meet when you’re kids #600
  • Harry: You remember the day you met almost like it was yesterday, as cliché as it is, Harry moved in just a few houses down the street from you. He was probably the nicest kid you’d ever met, as soon as the curly haired little boy bounded from the moving van he was your best friend. “My name is Harry, but it’s not spelled like hairy like armpits it’s spelled Harry like Potter.” He told you with a large toothy grin. “No way! You lost your front teeth already?!” “Yeah! Tooth fairy gave me three dollars… each.” And automatically he was the coolest thing ever, I mean, he lost his front teeth for crying out loud, since then you were best friends.
  • Liam: “My name is Liam and I have one kidney.” “You only have one kidney?” You ask peering up from your coloring book. “Mhm, well, I have two, but the other one just doesn’t do anything.” He admits shrugging his shoulders. “That’s so cool!” You exclaim slamming the coloring book shut giving him all your attention. “I have two kidneys, they both work.” You mumble glumly giving him a small shrug. “But tell me about not having a kidney, do you feel different, is it weird, are you lighter on one side than the other?” You ask, your seven-year-old mind whirling. The questioning lasted a while, luckily from it came a beautiful friendship.
  • Louis: Louis was the funny one, though he never paid you much attention, you thought the world of him. You admired his bravery, and looked forward to hearing whatever story he had to tell. Admiring Louis from a far was fine with you, until one day, he struck an interest in you. “You don’t talk much.” He blurts out one day as you sit off to yourself awaiting one of the swings to be free. Not surprisingly, you don’t speak, you simply shrug your shoulders, Louis’ brows just furrow. “I’ve noticed that when you do talk, you’re funny.” He admits grinning, “So come on, [y/n], make me laugh.” From that moment on, the two of you can’t be separated. You’re partners in crime, and still are to this day.
  • Niall: You and Niall first met in detention after class, “I enjoyed your song today.” You giggle as you walk into the classroom taking your seat beside the older boy. “Thank you very much, Mrs. Murphy on the other hand, not so much though right?” He laughs, and you can’t explain it but there’s something about his laugh that just makes you want to laugh, and so you do. “Maybe she’s just jealous she can’t sing as well as you.” “Or she doesn’t know as many Irish folktales as I do.” He giggles. “That’s enough talking you two,” Mrs. Murphy snaps as she walks into the room and behind her desk. You two talk almost the whole time, with constant glares of course, but since then, you’d been the best of friends, and you learned a thing or two about Irish folk music.
  • Zayn: “Hi..” You hear a quiet voice peep from behind you, putting on your nicest smile, you turn your head only to be met with Zayn, one of the shyest kids in your 4th grade class. “Hey, want to sit with me?” You ask causing Zayn to flush red, without speaking he just sits beside you smiling down at his tray. You and Zayn have had very little contact, but he always sat with you at lunch, he just never talked much. “Want some of my cookie?” “Sure, I forgot to pack my lunch today.” “I do that all the time, mostly because I’m just really busy in the morning.” He states shrugging. “Luckily I didn’t forget today or we’d be out of luck.” With a smile he pushes his tray closer to you. That day is the day that you could officially say you and Zayn became friends because every day after that, you were side by side at the lunch table.