coolest mom in the world

PLS CONSIDER SOME TRASH FAMILY AU THINGS:
  1. Luke and Leia being literally inseparable after the discovery that they’re twins and insisting on sharing the same bunk well into their pre-teen years
  2. Ahsoka calling Leia “skygirl”
  3. The twins living like nomads on various different excuses for Rebel bases until they find their parents again
  4. Leia being taught Magh'ran by Anakin and using it as a firm anchor for Who She Is and where she came from
  5. Ten year old Leia knowing how to swear a blue streak in Huttese
  6. Ten year old Luke having been raised a proper senator’s son and not knowing very many swear words at all
  7. Nineteen year old Han dropping swear words left and right and Luke’s always whispering “what does that mean” to Leia, who pretends to be Very Knowledgeable About Everything and says “you really shouldn’t know” to mask the fact that she herself has no idea what that particular colourful sounding expression means
  8. Chewie being the one who leads the kids to the first Alliance base because the whole reason he was chained up to that slave cart in the first place was that he was caught doing Alliance stuff
  9. Chewie and Ahsoka being tight bros and Leia’s like NO WAY
  10. Anakin calling Han “kid”
  11. AnAKIN CALLING HAN “KID”
  12. Ahem sorry sO ANYWAY the twins walking in on their parents making out yes or yes

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𝑻𝒐 𝒃𝒂𝒕-𝒎𝒐𝒎 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒘𝒐𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓-𝒎𝒐𝒎, 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒄𝒐𝒐𝒍𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒎𝒐𝒎𝒔 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑾𝑯𝑶𝑳𝑬 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒍𝒅:

     HAPPY MOTHERS DAY !!!

     Thanks for being the coolest and best moms in the WHOLE world, even if
     ya guys don’t allow me to skip on homework you’re both still cool. Thanks
     for being there, for helping me when I need help, for teaching me cool
     stuff, for telling me history, for forgiving me when I mess up the house or
     when I eat more icecream when ya both told me not to, for giving me
     LOTS
of hugs, for cheering me up when I feel down, for protecting me
     from lots of baddies, and the MOST important of them all, for loving me.

     I’m really really REALLY happy that you’re both my moms and I know that
     I’m the luckiest kid in the world cause of this. I want you both to know that
     I love you both A LOT,  more than UY Scuti (It’s a SUPER big red
     supergiant star in the Scutum constellation ) and if any baddie tries to hurt
     you, I’ll make sure to know and use the super punch Dad’s teaching me !!!

                                                                                      𝒀𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒃𝒐𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒔𝒕,
                                                                           𝓙𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓷 𝓢𝓪𝓶𝓾𝓮𝓵 𝓚𝓮𝓷𝓽
                                                                                     ( 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓢𝓾𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓫𝓸𝔂 )


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Some MCR facts that I never knew until like 10 minutes ago

You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison: 
•Gerard recorded the song in his underwear 
•It features backing vocals from Bert McCracken (The Used), who Gerard thanks in the album credits for being his ‘cell mate’ 

Hang ‘Em High: 
•It features vocals from Keith Morris (Black Flag)… Frank actually stalked him to get him to sing on the record, because he is one of his idols 

Demolition Lovers: 
•Gerard dedicated it to his girlfriend at the time, Kat, in the album credits, saying “sorry I wrote all this stuff about killing you. I hope the last one makes up for it.” 

Drowning Lessons: 
•It is their least favourite song to play live. They’ve only played it live about four times, but according to the band, every time something has gone wrong 

Summertime: 
•Gerard wrote it for his wife, Lynz, who he married in the summertime of 2007 on the Projekt Revolution tour. Throughout that tour they wrote cryptic messages to eachother on their skin, and one day Lynz had “run away with me” written on her arm, and Gerard had “anytime you want” on his neck 

The Only Hope For Me Is You: 
•Gerard called it “a cousin to Famous Last Words” and said it was looking at the beginning of his life, which he considers to be 9/11 

Party Poison: 
•It was originally titled ‘Death Before Disco’, and at the time Gerard told the press it was the “best song MCR have ever written” 
•They describe it as an ‘anti-party rock song that you can party to’ 

Vampire Money: 
•Frank doesn’t know what he says at the beginning, because was “drunk” at the time 

Planetary (GO!): 
•“Fame is now injectable” is one of Gerard’s favourite lyrics he’s ever written 
•The band describe it as ‘the dance song they’ve been trying to write for years 

Kids From Yesterday: 
•It is everyone in the band’s favourite song off the record 
•Frank heard the final recording for the first time coming back from the hospital with his newborn babies in his arms 

Na Na Na
•Gerard wrote it with Lynz in the desert 
•Frank came up with the guitar riff 

The End: 
•It used to just be called “Intro” 
•The line “when I grow up I want to be nothing at all” is a direct response to people who used to tell Gerard he would never make anything of his life 

Dead!: 
•They started work on this song in 2005 
•Frank pushed for the ‘tuba part’ in the bridge, and said “if you hate it, come see me about it. ****’s tough, I don’t care what you think!” 

This Is How I Disappear: 
•The song was the first time Ray and Frank wrote different chorus melodies and then smashed them into one part 

The Sharpest Lives: 
•Gerard told Frank to write a ‘spy guitar part’ for the pre-chorus, and Frank said yes (“because that’s what you say to a dude you love and respect.”) But he realised he was screwed as soon as Gerard left the room, because he’s “never seen a 007 movie” 

Welcome To The Black Parade: 
•Frank came up with the original title ‘The Five Of Us Are Dying’ 
•They started work on it in 2002 and re-wrote it four times before finally releasing it in 2006 

I Don’t Love You: 
•At the end of the ‘Life On The Murder Scene’ DVD there’s a clip of Gerard and Ray singing the original version of the song 

Cancer: 
•Ray played bass on the studio record, not Mikey 
•It’s Frank’s favourite song MCR have ever written – every time he hears it, he has to “fight back tears” 

Mama: 
•Liza Minelli sings on the track, as does Donna Way, Donald Way and Linda Iero (and Frank found out his mom “sings like a gypsy, which is the coolest thing in the world.”) 
•It’s Frank’s second favourite song on the album. 

Sleep: 
•The tape recording at the start was inspired by the night terrors Gerard was having in the Paramour Mansion, where he would wake up in the middle of the night and feel like somebody’s hands were around his neck, choking him. (“It feels like somebody’s gripping my throat and squeezing.”) 
•And the recording creeps Frank out 

Teenagers: 
•Gerard wrote the lyrics when he was on a busy subway, to distract himself from a panic attack he was having due to the number of teenagers surrounding him 

Disenchanted: 
•It was originally called ‘Shut Up and Play’ and there are live versions of it on Youtube, from 2005 
•It is Mikey’s favourite song on the record: he fought to have it on there. He used to go up to the guys in the band when they were sleeping and just whisper ‘Disenchanted’ to them 

Famous Last Words: 
•Gerard wrote the song for Mikey when he left the band during the making of The Black Parade. The line “I see you lying next to me” refers to Mikey sleeping on the floor in Gerard’s room in the Paramour Mansion (because he was too scared to sleep in a room alone) 
•Mikey said when he heard it, he knew he couldn’t leave the band

goresbypurrvis  asked:

How about some situations where Twintelle treats the other fighters like her own children? (maybe patching up their injuries, giving them lunches, letting them borrow money etc. just generally being the coolest mom in the world)

Mom Twintelle is the best Twintelle ❣

  • Twintelle patching up Kid Cobra’s injuries after he goes snakeboarding
  • Twintelle patching up everyone’s injuries after fighting, even if it’s the smallest of scratches 
  • Twintelle making lunches for Min Min because while Min Min can cook, she often spends more time cooking for others than herself 
  • Twintelle making lunches for Min Min, Ribbon Girl, Ninjara, Mechanica, Spring Man, Kid Cobra, Helix, and Master Mummy
  • Because she can and she loves them
  • She also has what I like to call Mom Magic™, like when you lose something and you can’t find it at all, but the moment your mom looks for it she finds it immediately
  • And you could’ve sworn it wasn’t where she looked when you initially searched for it, but she found it there
  • Makes tea for everyone for every occasion
  • Can’t sleep? Tea. Sore throat? Tea. Just thirsty? Tea. Twintelle makes some amazing cups of tea too. 
  • Probably lets some of the fighters even borrow money from her. Even if they forget to pay her back, she doesn’t really care. She just wants her family to be happy. 

anonymous asked:

Loved that Zuma was protective of Blake! Speaks volumes about their relationship. But then I wondered what GR would have done had Zuma stepped between him and the camera. Sad to say, but poor Zuma may have been gently pushed aside. NOBODY gets between GR and that camera! 🙄🤦🏻‍♀️

How much the kids adore Blake almost makes me feel a little bad for GR.  Then I remember all his lies and deception and abandonment of his family (and other child) over the years and that goes away real quick.

Seriously, though, it’s like with Blake their mom picked the coolest, manliest man in the world to bring into their lives.  He plays with them, he has a ranch with tractors, amphibious vehicles, stocked fishing holes.  He has boats with slides, and Super Mable tubes, and tropical oasis pools.  And most of all he gives them his time.  Whether rushing back from concerts for birthday parties, playing baseball in the backyard, being forest ranger scouting for mushrooms… Blake has rearranged his life to be in line with those kids.  It’s the sweetest thing.

- B

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The best part about 1990s Gillian is this: throughout all the lace separates, sheer black singlets, pleather jumpsuits and backless ball gowns, the lady was not only killing it professionally, but was also raising a daughter… 

because motherhood is the most badass look of all.

Happy Mother’s Day to the coolest mom in the world (other than mine, and all of yours, of course).  Love.