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Rude- Leon Draisaitl

Originally posted by leondraiisaitl

Let the kids play… seriously. Anyway! Enjoy this meeting the team! I had to play with Leon a little! He’s adorable and I love him and him and Connor cellying is literally my favorite thing ever ok? Anyway… Enjoy!

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Anon Request: hi! I was wondering if you could write a Leon Draisaitl one where you meet his friends/teammates, please? I love your stories, they’re amazing! ❤️

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Party Foul

A/N: This is the third scenario I’ve written. This scenario was better in my head~ but enjoy this late night garbage  💖

Lmao when I typed ‘third’ I accidentally typed ‘thirst’

Originally posted by taekookie-bts

Theme: Collage AU, (briefly) Fuckboy Jungkook.

It was your typical beginning of the year college party.  

My roommate scored an invite from an upperclassman, to which she invited me, and when I expressed my lack of interest in drinking and parties she told me I had to go because I was her designated babysitter for the evening.

“C’mon, someone has to make sure I don’t end up naked on a kitchen table,” she paused, “or end up fair game to every drunk, horny frat boy.” When I ignored her she dropped her arms at her sides with a huff, “Pleeaseee,” she pouted, “Can’t you just like, not drink?” I asked, getting up from my desk. “You know what happens at parties, Y/N. You make a promise not to drink and the next thing you know you wake up the next morning with a wicked hangover in someone else’s bed. Once you step foot into a party your self control goes out the window.” I sighed, “Fine, fine, I’ll go. I’ll make sure you don’t get hammered and that you come home.” She grinned, clasping her hands together. “You’re the best!” “I know.”

I started getting ready, “Are you going all out?” I asked, glancing over at my roomie who was frantically sorting through clothes. “Well duh, is there any other way to dress for a party?” she giggled, pulling out a skin tight maroon tube dress and a black shawl, “Does that mean I have to go all out?” I asked, watching her pick up a pair of black lacey heels. “Well yeah, you have to look hot too, it’s like a girl code.”  “I guess I missed out on reading the bitch bible.” I chuckled.  

I changed into a purple tank top that plunged into a deep v, tucking it into a leather mini skirt. I slipped on my leather jacket and started to put on my heeled boots, “Hey Vi, do you have lip gloss I can use? Preferably clear or lightly tinted.” “Yeah, here,” she came out of the bathroom, I looked up at her as I was zipping the side of my boot, “Wow Vi, you look-” “Hot? I know, and so do you, and kind of badass at the same time.” She winked at me as she handed me her lip gloss, “Thanks,” I grinned.

-

As soon as we arrived I regretted it, but seeing as we were already here it was too late to back out, plus I would have a guilty conscious if she did something embarrassing and I wasn’t here to stop it.  

We both walked into the crowded living area, arm in arm, she turned to grin at me, “I know you don’t want to be here but thank you for coming with me.” I sighed and rolled my eyes playfully, “Yeah yeah,” She swatted my arm, breaking away from me to go grab a drink. I looked around, seeing a few familiar faces from my classes or around campus, my gaze falling on a particular face, one that belonged to none other than Jeon Jungkook- college fuckboy. I watched as he was engaged in a conversation with a few other boys, shaking his dark fringe out of his eyes. He was breathtakingly gorgeous, I admit. He brought a bottle of beer up to his lips, taking a sip, I traced his jawline with my eyes as he tilted his head back, then I found myself staring at his adams apple as he swallowed.  

I released the breath I was holding, cringing at the fact I just gawked at him in spite of disliking him. I wandered off to the kitchen, hopefully to find a bottle of water or something else non-alcoholic. When I arrived in the kitchen I saw Vi standing in the corner talking to the guy who invited her, drink in hand- that’s right a drink, no alcohol- I took note that the drinks were being managed by someone. “Hey do you have anything without alcohol?” I asked, the drink tender flashed me a smile, “Designated driver?” I nodded, “Yeah something like that,” I smiled, looking over the array of alcohol displayed on the table. “We have bottled water, cherry pepsi, annnd, well yeah that’s the safe stuff.” he gave a soft laugh, “So what will it be, hun?” he asked, a rectangle grin spreading across his face. “Can I have cherry pepsi, please.” I gave him my best charming smile, to which he somehow smiled wider, “Of course, one cherry pepsi for the lady.” he handed me a can.  

“Hey Tae can you hand me another beer?” Someone asked, coming up from behind me, I moved to the side to get out of his way, “Sure thing, Jeon.” I looked up at him, seeing it was, in fact Jeon, the same person I had been embarrassingly gawking at upon my arrival. “Here you go, one beer.” The drink tender, Tae, said.  

“Staring isn’t polite,” Jeon said, winking and flashing me a smirk as he walked away. “You don’t stare you observe,” Vi said, coming up and draping an arm around me, “I don’t like what I’m observing so far.” I said throwing her a look, she gave me a smile and a squeeze, “Tae, was it? Hit me with a shot.” She said, “Please,” I elbowed her, “Please,” she mocked with a smile. Tae handed her a shot and she threw it back, and handed him the glass. She started to walk away, towards the living room, “Behave yourself,” I called out, she threw her hand up in a wave, acknowledging she heard me. “Ohh, you’re the designated babysitter,” Tae said, giving me a teasing smile. “Yeah, I always am,” I said, popping the tab on my soda, “Can’t you guys like, rock-paper-scissors it out?” he asked, wiping out the shot glass Vi just used. “Well I don’t drink so, there isn’t a point in arguing.” I said, taking a sip. “Ahh, I see~” he said, stacking the little glass with the others. “I’m going to go follow her around, I’ll probably be back for water soon,” I said, he gave me a half smile, raking his gaze down my figure, “Alrighty~ please do.”

I wandered back out to the living area, looking around for Vi, but I don’t see her. I groaned internally, walking further into the hoard of people.  

Great now I have to go on a goose hunt.  

I stop at the bottom of the stairs, looking up at the hallway of doors.

There’s no way she’s that drunk yet.  

“Looking for someone?” The voice I recognized as Jeon’s asked from behind me, I turned to face him. “Yeah…my friend disappeared.” I mumbled, walking back towards the crowd, “And who is that?” he asked, following close behind. “Tight red dress, long dark hair.” “Vi?” he asked, “She’s outback,” he said, “Oh, Thanks~” I said throwing him a small smile over my shoulder, pushing my way to the outside.  

I broke through the crowd, ending up on the back porch. “Wow it’s so much cooler out here,” I whispered to myself, taking off my jacket to allow the cool air to get to my back and arms. “woohoo! take! it! off!” Vi said, coming up to pull me over to a beer pong set up. “Alright so, you’re gonna throw the balls into the cups and this nice guy is gonna drink whatever you score.” she said, gesturing to some random guy who was eyeing her up with a creepy grin. “What.” I gave her a blank look, “why?” “Because you have good aim, so you’re gonna win for me,” she said, “Win? You can’t win at beer pong.” I said, glancing at the table of cups, noticing they’re arranged in triangles, the top point of the triangles connecting with the same cup. “You do when you go against someone.” She said, grinning at me, I groaned, “What if I lose?” I asked, hoping she didn’t bet herself. “Whatever the winner wants, and it goes for you too. But the catch is you do it blindfolded, from 5 feet away, and you can’t land in your own cups.” she explained quickly, “That’s kind of complicated.” “You’ll do great,” She said, grabbing both my shoulders.

-

She put the blindfold on, and positioned me, and one after one handed me the pingpong balls.

After what felt like forever, which was actually only 20 some minutes, she took off my blindfold, “Do you want the good news or bad news?” She asked, cringing when I gave her a pointed look. “Bad news,” I said, glaring at her. “You lost…by one ball.” “Okay, good news?” I asked with a sigh. “The person you lost against is totally hot, so take advantage of this situation and get your groove on.” I nodded, “Great. You bet me to be fair game with some horny frat guy, which I’m here to protect you from.” I scoffed, narrowing my eyes at her. “He isn’t creepy or weird! Plus it was his idea, so be mad at him,” she said, pointing to my competitor. I glanced over to see Jeon, with a smug look on his face. She lent in to whisper to me, “He’s really sexy and girls throw themselves at him all the time, but he specifically requested to play with you,” she pulled away, winking at me. “Was that your attempt at making me feel okay with this?” I asked, an amused grin tugged at the corner of my mouth, “You’re really fucking lucky I love you, Vi.” I shook my head.  

“Alright kid, let’s get this over with.” I said, giving him a grin as walked over to him. “What is it you want? 7 minutes in heaven? A dance? ” I asked, stopping in front of him. He tilted his head to the side and grinned, I couldn’t help but to feel like I was suddenly under a magnifying glass. I nervously scratched the inside of my palm. “How about we just see where the night goes,” he ducked his head to be level with me, “I know you don’t drink, but you suggested a dance, let’s start with that?” He asked, giving me an alluring look. “Okay, a dance works,” I answered. “Then, shall we?” he gestured towards the house, “Sure, I’m gonna grab a bottle of water first,” I said, starting off towards the house, giving Vi one last look.  

I stopped in front of Tae and his table of drinks, “Hey, love~” he greeted me with a smile, “Well aren’t you sweet on the ladies.” I smiled back, meeting his eyes, “What can I get you?” “What do I want or what did I come to get?” I joked, “How about both and we’ll meet in the middle.” he flashed me a grin, “Well I want four shots of vodka, but I’ll settle for water, they’re both clear, it’s a good compromise.” I gave a soft smile. “Is the party getting to be too much for you?” he asked, pulling a bottle of water out of a cooler under the table. “Yeah I got caught up in something I didn’t ask to be a part of,” I took the bottle from him, pressing it to the side of my face. “Well I am the ‘bar tender’, and bar tenders are basically therapists, want to tell me about it?” he asked, tilting his head to the side with a soft smile. “Well, my friend bet me in a game of beer pong and lost,” I said, running a hand through my hair, “And now I have to play some college version of seven minutes of heaven.” I chuckled, looking down at my feet.

“It’s Jeon, isn’t it?” He asked, a grin splaying across his lips. I looked at him, “I’m guessing this happens a lot,” I said, “He’s known for pulling stupid party tricks like this, usually he picks the willing ones, the ones that throw themselves at his feet.” Tae said, leaning against the counter. “Usually? Implying it’s different this time,” I questioned, also leaning on the counter.  

Tae took a step towards me and leaned in slightly, like he was about to tell me a secret.

“Well, you’re…different.” He said, “that meaning?” I asked, furrowing my eyebrows in question. “You aren’t just some party slut, you’re out of your element here and from what I’ve heard from Vi you don’t fall easy prey to ‘horny frat boys’ at ‘annoying back to campus parties’ and you don’t drink- and as a result of that you don’t think there’s a reason to come to parties because you don’t get anything out of it.” he smiled, scanning my face, I opened my mouth to ask how he knew that, “I have class with her, she was telling me all morning about how she was going to have to beg to get you here, and let’s be honest, she’s kind of an over sharer, so.” he gave me a reassuring pat on the arm. “So, how do I fit into his game then?” I asked, glancing over my shoulder towards the living room- where I’m supposed to be right now. “Because you’re hot and you aren’t interested in him so it’s his goal to change that,” Tae said, also glancing at the living room. “So it’s all a game,” he laughed, “I’m gonna let you in on a little secret,” He said, “He cheats at whatever party game he plays, the blind fold he used in the beer pong game, it’s thin enough to be see through if it’s pulled tight enough, it’s all rigged so he can’t lose,” he finished, grinning at my shocked expression. “I’m going to kick his ass,” I said, shaking my head as I laughed lightly.

I thought for a second about his ridiculousness, before I hatched a plan, “You know Tae,” I started, glancing over my shoulder again, “I’m going to play my own little game,” I said, smirking at him. “I don’t know what you’re thinking but I’m in.” I shared my plan with Tae, “I like the way you think,” He said, “Thanks, love,” I said, winking, before leaving to find Jeon.

I found him in the living room, talking to some other guys, I approached him with a smile, “Sorry I got caught up,” I said, giving a polite smile to his friend. “I was starting to think you bailed,” he said, snaking an arm around my waist and pulling me against him, “I’ll catch up to you later, I have a date to dazzle,” Jeon said, pulling me away from his friend to the middle of the dancing crowd.

We danced for an hour, we danced all sorts of dirty, bumping and grinding, roaming hands. I turned around to face him, running my hands up his chest, shoulders, the back of his neck and through his hair. His hands slid from my hips down to my butt; I gave a breathy chuckle, “Someone’s handsy,” I whispered in his ear, leaning in close enough for my lips to brush against his ear. “What’s dirty dancing without a little touching?” He whispered back, trailing kissed from my ear towards my mouth, I placed a finger between our lips before they could touch. He smirked at me, pulling me closer somehow, even though we were already pressed flush together, “Don’t be a tease,” He said, pulling my hand away and kissing the back of it. “What if I don’t want to kiss you?” I asked, tilting my head to the side with a smirk. “Well then that’s a party foul,” He said, smirking back. “No, you know what’s a party foul?” I asked, leaning up to nip at his bottom lip, he let out a shaky breath, gripping my hips tightly, “Cheating at beer pong cause you knew I’d reject you.” I chuckled, unwrapping my arms from him, and stepping away. He gawked at me for a solid minute, before he spoke, “How did you- wait, wait, wait, so wait. Does this mean that this whole hour of you dancing with me was just to get me all worked up so you leave me?” He asked, staring at me in disbelief, “How does it feel to get played for once, Jeon?” I asked, giving him a teasing smile before walking away. “How does it feel to be a bitch?” He called after me, to which I just threw my hand up in acknowledgement.  

I wandered through the house and eventually outside, looking for Vi. I noticed on my way through the house Tae was missing from the table, I frowned, wanting to share how my plan went. Once I breached the crowd and landed back on the porch I looked around, spotting Vi sitting the lap of some guy. I cringed and started off towards her, I was stopped when a figure lurch towards me from the side, grabbing my arm. I whipped my head over as I pulled my arm out of the person’s grasp, prepared to snap at whoever it was that grabbed me. Tae stood there, with his hands up defensively “Hey, I’m sorry I shouldn’t have grabbed you like that, I just wanted to catch you before you stepped off of the porch.” He said, a nervous smile tugged at the corners of his mouth. “No, no it’s okay you just scared the hell out of me,” I laughed, bringing a hand up to cover my face, slightly embarrassed. “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to scare you.” he chuckled, “Well you’re outside so I’m guessing the plan went?” he asked, his lips turning into a sly grin. “It went,” I smiled, pleased with myself.  

“And??” He asked, “I want details, love.” he grinned at me as he ushered me to follow him to the wicker love seat on the porch, I sat and looked over to make sure I could still see Vi. “Okay so like we danced for like a whole god damn hour, and eventually he started getting touchy so I figured it was time-” I told him the run down of what happened, slowly the biggest grin stretched over his mouth and he let out a laugh, “Well aren’t you a little savage,” He smiled at me, “Sometimes,” I admitted, looking back in Vi’s direction, she was still seated on someone’s lap. “She has a class at 8am, it’s almost 2, I should take her home…” I said, furrowing my eyebrows as I looked at Vi. “I know I have that unnecessarily early class with her.” He sighed, I stood up and smoothed out my skirt, “I’ll see you around,” I looked back at Tae who was still seated, “See you around~” he smiled at me. I walked over to Vi, setting a hand on her shoulder, “Hey we should go, you have to get up early hun,” I said, she groaned at me, “Fine fine,” she waved my hand away. I looked back towards the house in time to see Jeon walk out, immediately spotting Tae and walking over to him, Tae saw him coming towards him and stood up, greeting him with a crooked grin. Vi got up, much to this guys displeasure, fixed her dress and wrapped her shawl around herself. She wobbled a bit as she walked back towards the house, I stood close behind her so I could grab her if she tumbled.

As I climbed the steps of the porch I looked over at Tae, who locked eyes with me instantly. He gave me a wink and then he slapped his hand on Jeon’s shoulder, “Jeon Jungkook got his ass handed to him by a girl,” I almost stopped in my tracks as I looked back over with wide eyes, I saw Jeon lightly push him just before I walked through the back door, stretching my arm out to grab Vi’s shawl so I wouldn’t lose her in the crowd.

-

When we got home I kicked off my boots with ease where as Vi struggled to not fall on her face as she tried to take hers off, once she got them off she carefully walked towards our small sofa and flopped down on it. “I saw that you spent like 90% of the party either stalking me or chatting with that drink guy,” she said, I nodded, “Well stalking you was my job, remember?” I said, arching an eyebrow at her. “I know,” she said, yawning, “He was cute wasn’t he,” she gave me a lazy smile. “I mean yeah he was nice to look at but I’d rather peel my face off than to be around him,” I said with a light chuckle. “uhm you were basically flirting with him all night?!” she said, sitting up to look at me. “Jeon?” I asked, unzipping my skirt down its side. “No no! The drink dude,” she said, flopping back down. “Oh…Tae, yeah he was sweet.” I said, smiling to myself. “Hmm Tae, Tae…Tae,” she said his name a few times, “I’ll remember for next time,” she said, pulling the blanket off of the back of the couch covering herself with it.

-

Two days later I’m standing in the college library, walking through the rows of books, looking for the religion section.  

I saw someone pushing a cart of books and I walked towards them.

Maybe the employee can point me towards the religion isle.  

I walked around the corner of the isle, realizing the employee pushing the cart was Tae. I grinned and walked up to the cart, purposely picking up the book he had been reaching for. “Hey you,” I smiled at him, examining the back cover of the book I had picked up, “Somehow I feel like biochemics isn’t something you’d be into.” he said, leaning his elbows on the cart, smiling at me. “It’s not,” I placed the book back on the cart, “You work here?”  I asked, he grinned, “Nah I just volunteer, why?” he tilted his head to the side, “Would you mind showing me where I would find the religion area?” I asked, he nodded, “Sure thing, right this way hun,” he smiled at me, pushing off the cart and walking off, leaving the cart in the middle of an isle. “Why religion?” he asked, glancing back at me, “I’m a religion studies major,” I said, reaching out to run my fingers along the spines of the books. “Ahh, why that major?” he asked, turning down an isle, and stopping. “I like to learn about religions, their similarities and differences and such.” I answered, running a hand through my hair.  

“Sounds pretty interesting,” he said, a smile forming on his lips, “I think it is,” I smiled as I looked at the rows of books. “Hey, just a heads up, there’s a party on Friday, Vi is going to try and talk you into going,” he said, “Well then I’ll probably end up going.” I said, looking up at him.  

“Are you going to be there?” I asked, tilting my head to the side and cocking an eyebrow, “I will be,” he said, a smirk tugged at his lips, “Are you going to be playing bar tender again?” I asked, taking the time to actually look at his face. He was cute, he had warm brown eyes and tan skin kissed by the gods themselves, he had a cute freckle on his nose, and pretty pink lips. “No, I’m just attending,” he said, “If you want to talk to someone who isn’t wasted, you can always come find me~” he said, giving me a wink as he walked off. I smiled to myself as I looked at the books for the ones I wanted.  

I might enjoy this next party, after all


A/N: The ending was rushed and I didn’t proof read. Thanks for reading~

Title: Wide Amber Eyes
Fandom: Marvel
Word Count: 850
Characters: Kurt Wagner x Reader, Jean Grey, Scott Summers, Peter Maximoff, Jubilee
Reader Gender: Female
Warnings: Hints of smut
Notes: Based on this and this, from @kurtwxgners’s Wonderland of Smutty Headcanons. // There’s a sorta part two here. (It only references this fic, it isn’t necessarily a continuation of it.)

Originally posted by claracivry

       Dating a good Catholic boy can be worlds of fun, if one knows how to play their cards right. And you knew quite well – sometimes you could get him all kinds of flustered without even trying.
       “You do realize that we might have to rush Kurt to the emergency room after he sees you in that, don’t you?”
       You looked yourself over in the mirror once more. You wore a dark blue bikini, which you had chosen with the full intention of making your boyfriend swoon. You smirked.
       “That’s your goal, though, isn’t it?” Jean asked teasingly.
       “As if you didn’t buy that little number to give Scott grief,” you retorted with a grin, motioning towards her choice of swimsuit.
       “Touché,” she replied, then the two of you walked arm-in-arm towards the mansion’s swimming pool.
       It had been miserably hot out the past few days, so you, Jean, Jubilee, Kurt, Scott, and Peter all decided that it would be a good idea to have a little pool party. When you and Jean arrived, Peter was already blaring music, and Scott was trying to wrestle Kurt into the pool. The former almost won, but the latter vanished into thin air, causing Scott to fall into the water.
       “No fair!” Scott hollered as he pulled himself out of the pool, causing Kurt to laugh. Once on dry land again, Scott went to go grab a towel, but froze when he saw you and Jean – or, more accurately, just Jean. A soft “Holy shit” fell from his lips as he gawked. He began blindly swinging his arm out until he smacked Kurt hard on the chest, never taking his eyes off Jean.
       “Ow! Vhy did –”
       Kurt, too, froze when he saw you. You pretended not to notice as you talked to Peter about the music selection.
       “I think Blue might be about to have a heart attack,” Peter stated in a low voice, sniggering. You had felt Kurt’s eyes on you during your entire conversation with Peter, and when you turned around, you decided that he might be right. Kurt was still frozen in place, staring at you with a slack-jawed expression and wide, amber eyes. “You should go check on him. That might make it worse, but you should make sure he’s still breathing.”
       You shook your head and laughed softly, but did as Peter suggested, walking over to Kurt and wrapping your arms around his torso. You were close enough to him that you could feel his growing hard on against your lower stomach.
       “What’s wrong, sweetheart? You seem a bit… tense,” you said innocently, using your fingertips to trace the patterns that adorned his back. He closed his eyes as he exhaled, and rested his head on top of yours.
       “‘Tense’ is not the right word, my darling,” he muttered, his accent thicker than usual. You grinned triumphantly. Your goal of sexually frustrating your boyfriend was a success.
       “I’ve got sustenance, people!” Jubilee called as she walked over to the pool, setting a cooler down on the table. You pressed a quick kiss to Kurt’s jaw, then walked over to where everyone was digging through the cooler. You didn’t miss Kurt attempting to slyly adjust himself in his swim trunks as you walked off, and it only made your grin widen.
       After fending off the hungry hands of the others, you managed to grab a popsicle. Upon peeling off the wrapping, you realized it was blue raspberry. Pleased with your choice, you began licking the popsicle, but eventually realized that was just wasting time and it was starting to melt, so you decided to suck on it instead.
       You didn’t even notice Kurt staring at you with a somewhat pained expression. He watched as you licked and sucked at the popsicle, and it didn’t help at all that the particular color of it, combined with your actions, reminded him of… things. Things he shouldn’t be thinking about surrounded by his friends, but the way your lips wrapped around the blue ice… the way your tongue ran over the tip of it, before it disappeared into your mouth again… the way the melted drops dripped onto your almost-entirely bare chest, and cascaded down between your breasts, before disappearing between them….
       You heard a low noise, somewhere between a groan and a whine, then the familiar bamf of Kurt disappearing. Peter suddenly choked on his soda and began laughing.
       “You’re so mean to that poor guy, Y/N,” Scott said, laughing as well.
       “What are you on about? And where’d Kurt go?” you asked, looking around. He was nowhere to be seen.
       “You, um… well, I think he… um, the…” Jean tried to explain, before pointing at the popsicle in your hand. You looked down at it for a moment before your mouth formed an O, realizing what she was insinuating.
       “Well,” you began, tossing the popsicle into the trash can with a smirk on your face, “I’m going to go see if I can be of assistance.”
       You could hear Scott and Peter wolf-whistling as you walked off to find Kurt.

Oh, Baby (Namjoon x Reader) Pt. 10

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Pairing: Namjoon/Rap Monster x Reader
Rating: M
Genre: Smut/Mafia-ish AU (yes–there’s actually smut in this chapter!)

Words: 3,228

Summary: You were only supposed to have seen him twice. Only twice, no more, but now you’re getting dragged into situations you never wished for and Namjoon just keep showing up.

A/N: Don’t really know what to say~ Hopefully you enjoy ;) AND: I always love comments/feedback~ <3


The ride to Namjoon’s apartment is a little…awkward. Clearly Namjoon is new to this whole ‘casually hanging out with the person you like’ thing, so it’s up to you to try and lift the mood a little. You ask him about his hobbies, to which he licks his lips and frowns, and you can’t help but laugh. Obviously Namjoon hasn’t just had an innocent, friendly talk with anyone in a long while.

“I like rap,” he eventually responds, and you blink in surprise, turning in your seat to face him.

“Really?”

“I…yeah,” Namjoon replies, a little embarrassed by the genuine curiosity showing on your face. “When I was in high school I rapped underground for a little while. Thought I’d make a living out of it before the mafia way of life got ahold of me.”

“Can you rap…now?” you ask, unable to help the excited smile on your lips. Being able to learn something new about Namjoon makes you happy.

“I mean…I…sure,” Namjoon eventually agrees with a sigh, and you try not to laugh at the way the tips of his ears have turned red. He’s honestly too cute when he’s not pissed off or trying to kill people. “There’s a CD in the glovebox, if you wanna grab it.”

Giddy, you reach forward and tug the glovebox open, pulling a loaded pistol out first with an unimpressed look on your face. Namjoon immediately notices what you’re holding and rolls his eyes.

“You know me. Do you want me to be able to protect myself or not?”

“Fine,” you sigh begrudgingly, puffing your cheeks out, and finally grab the CD case which had been hiding under the gun. After carefully putting the firearm back, you pop the CD into the car’s music player and watch Namjoon anxiously as a soft piano begins playing from the car’s speakers. As soon as the sound reaches Namjoon’s ears you see a shift in his demeanor—his shoulder relaxing, a more comfortable aura leaping forth.

Namjoon’s foot eases the break down at a red light just as he takes a breath and opens his mouth.

I didn’t have any dreams
just like my lyrics, every day in that way
the functions and equations that couldn’t give me an answer
in the end those things became uncountable injuries
with that light, make it so I can see the stars hidden behind—”

You’re absolutely fixated on him as he raps, his voice deep and calm yet packed full of emotion. The words leaving his lips are so powerful that you feel your heart thrumming an even beat with the sound of the piano.

“—like that, every day while going to kill me
without even a meaning, the day is suspended from number play like the ranking of Hanwoo
I just wanted to succeed
the words I tediously heard from others were only that
I thought I could catch the mirage known as happiness
but the me in front of my desk wasn’t happy even for a moment
without my mom knowing, I put a sheet of white paper between the pages of my workbook
my identity that I wrote down matched to the drum and b—”

The angry honk of the car behind you breaks Namjoon out of his flow, and his eyes which had shut snap open, his hands gripping tightly onto the steering wheels as his foot smashes on the gas pedal. You fly back into your seat, making a small noise of surprise, and without looking at you Namjoon reaches a hand over and places it on your thigh, squeezing the flesh slightly.

“Sorry. Hang on we’re almost there.”

And sure enough, a minute later Namjoon pulls into the parking lot underneath his building, parking his car in an empty spot up front. With a sigh he unbuckles his seatbelt, turning to face you and make sure that you’re alright, but he pauses when he finally gets a look at you.

“Are you crying?”

“What?” you say in surprise, reaching up and touching the corner of your eyes, and sure enough your fingertips come back wet. “I…um…”

“Oh fuck—did I hurt you when I stepped on the break?” Namjoon sighs worriedly, angry at himself as he pops his door open. You attempt to stop him, embarrassment flooding you because oh god—that’s not why you were crying—but Namjoon is already out of the car and rushing to your side. He pulls your door open and kneels down, eyes thoroughly looking you over, but he pauses when he sees how red your cheeks have gotten.

“I…um…hearing you rap, and the emotion in your voice…plus the meaningful lyrics, I…I got kind of…emotional…”

“Oh my god,” Namjoon says, a surprised laugh leaving his throat. “My rap made you cry???”

“The lyrics were sad, alright?!” you defend yourself, hurriedly grabbing your backpack and chasing after Namjoon when he pushes off his knees and starts towards the elevator, shaking his head in disbelief.

“I can’t believe it made you cry,” he repeats himself, leaning against the back of the elevator as you rush in, the doors shutting right after you.

“I cried because I was touched, asshole,” you stress, huffing, and Namjoon rolls his eyes, bending over to kiss the top of your head. You pause in surprise at the feeling, looking up to him.

“I’d prefer not to make you cry at all, but sure.”

“Aish,” you respond, hitting his arm and leaning against the rail beside him. “Let’s just order pizza already, I’m starving.”

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anonymous asked:

Can you do the RFA(+V and Saeran) on MC's birthday? Sorry for being so late, I sent a match up request some time ago! You guys are awesome💖

Okay highkey this blog is lacking fluff after that huge wave of angst asks on Peony’s behalf. Now I’m here to lighten it all up Even if my work may not be up to par with your other lovely admins. Be happy little flowers

Also admin Lilac can’t write angst for the life of her so she never takes angst asks

Yoosung

  • This kid is a college student so he can’t afford anything too extravagant, Hell he actually skipped the day to be with you
  • But he does buy you flowers, and a cute heart shaped locket
  • It has pictures of both of you in it
  • Then he’ll take you out for a picnic, packed for lunch, and dinner probably at a park where the two of you can mess around
  • Even though he’s trying to become a vet, no one can deny that this boy could become a chef. 
  • The lunch was just a few simple sandwhiches and lemonade
  • after you eat, you’ll play games, where he’s the damsel in distress and your his amazing princess come to save him
  • He’ll try to carry you but he drops you, blaming it  on his lack of balance… who is he kidding, he has no muscle
  • Looking up at the sky and finding things in the clouds, maybe even drifting into a nap while you’re at it
  • Throuought the entire day though, you’re showered in affection
  • And when dinner time comes he gets all the food out, setting it up on the small hill that overlooks the rest of the park
  • And as the sun sets, he brings out a small cake with a single candle, singing happy birthday.
  • And you seal the day with a kiss.

Jaehee

  • Jaehee has been preparing for this day since she first met you, she is hella prepared
  • She took the day off just to spend it with you
  • After breakfast you open a few of your gifts
  • All of them full of thought. Like a jar full of instant hot cocoa mix chocolate chips, marshmallows and caramel shavings. Perfect for a rainy day.
  • Or a coffee mug she saw that reminded her of you
  • she didn’t forget how you said you needed a new bag, it was the style you liked too
  • For lunch she took you shopping, The only thing you two got though were a few macaroons and cakes from that bakery you loved.
  • Afterwards you spent the rest of the day cuddled up to her, watching movies, and drinking the hot cocoa.
  • Only getting up for the cake, she sang it gently for you, smiling as you blew out your candle.
  • “Happy Birthday MC”

Zen

  • Early in the morning, he wakes you up with a soft kiss and lazy eyes “Happy Birthday MC”
  • He canceled everything he had that day so he could spend it all with you, and the first thing you do, is sleep in later into the day with your love beside you.
  • You get up again around noon, and he’s making your favorite food for lunch. “Hello my sleeping beauty~”
  • He takes you to town for the day, letting you lead him through the stores, carrying your bags and actively giving his opinion on the things you try
  • saying things like “I think this shade looks better on you”, or “This dress flatters your body more”
  • By the end of the day he makes sure to save just enough money to take you out to eat to that restaurant you’ve been talking about the past few weeks. 
  • And after eating he brings you home where the two of you mess around  dancing around the apartment to songs from his previous performances
  • throughout the entire day he’s been over the top affectionate and sweet. telling you how much he loves you, holding your hand, or grabbing you by the waist if anyone got too close
  • but nothing beats when he brings you your cake singing his own version of happy birthday for you
  • “Happy birthday my love”

Jumin

  • You wake up in the morning to the smell of a full breakfast, which is unusual on a weekday seeing as Jumin always goes into work early in the morning
  • But here he was making you a delicious breakfast.
  • “Happy Birthday, My dear”
  • The entire day is just you being pampered, manicures, and spas all day you’re purely being waited on, not having to worry about anything RFA related at all.
  • Then he decides that you would make the cake together instead of buying one
  • It all starts by you “accidentally” getting flour on him, and his suit… That type of thing doesn’t wash out easily.
  • It took a while to get him into it but eventually a full out flour war starts which makes a mess of the kitchen and of Elizabeth, who avoided you the rest of the day…
  • Of course, the cake batter is eventually finished, and put into the oven to bake. Whilst the two of you now have to clean the kitchen, and a cat.
  • By the time everything is back to normal the cake is finished, and it’s the perfect size for the two of you.
  • Before you even frost the cake though, he takes you out. Why wouldn’t you want to show off your fresh manicure, and silky legs?
  • It’s a cute restaurant downtown with romantic lights and aged wines and the way he looks at you with the lights in his eyes makes the moment picture perfect.
  • getting home the cake is frosted professionally, with a sweet note from Jumin, and a single adorable candle.
  • He sings to you with his baritone voice and it makes your heart swell
  • “Happy Birthday, My lovely MC”

707

  • The morning of your birthday you wake up to see a card standing on your nightstand.
  • The picture on the front gave away who had left it.
  • Apparently he had gone ahead and scheduled the day off for you, so that he could celebrate your birthday with you.
  • He decided to set the day up like a game of treasure hunt, where you have to decipher the notes to find the next place to go, until you find the end game.
  • He had a car waiting for you at each place to take you wherever you believed your note took you next. 
  • The first place he had you go to was jaehee’s cafe (cause you needed coffee before he pulled any of this or you would kill him and he knew it) where she gave you your note to lead you to the next place.
  • Which was a jewelry shop, apparently he placed an order under your name. It was a silver chain with a small skeleton key strung on it
  • Inside the jewelry box was a note that lead you to a beauty store, where they had a bag for you prepared with all of your favorite products and the ones you’ve been wanting to try.
  • The day continued like so, each note having sickeningly sweet words in it before your next clue.
  • You finally saw seven for the first time that day after finding your last note. He was your ride to the final destination
  • He took you to a secluded place that had been prepared for your arrival, set with the cake and lights hanging from the lower branches of trees
  • “happy birthday MC”
  • And you fell asleep with him under the stars

V

  • He wanted to do his best to make this day special for you even with his recent handicap
  • In the morning he was already awake, and dressed, he seemed to be pacing the room waiting for you to wake up
  • Upon hearing you get up he jumped, he was obviously anxious, unsure of how he should go about it. Of course he had a few vague ideas, but he needed to get them into action.
  • He went over and gave you a sweet good morning kiss. which helped soothe his nerves
  • He prepared a fast and easy breakfast so you guys could get out there as soon as possible
  • He made lists of your favorite places, and places that he wanted to bring you too, things like your favorite cafe, which the two of you did stop by to get a few cups of coffee
  • Or that one park that you like to walk through, with that fish shaped bun vendor in it
  • He also brought you to a beach that he used to go to to get coastal pictures in his galleries
  • The two of you stayed on that beach for the rest of the day, mainly strolling along the shore.
  • Once in a while you’ll splash him out of the blue (LIKE HIS HAIR SUNFLOWER)
  • You eventually get to the spot he had the RFA help him prepare. With blankets laid out on the sand
  • And a canopy with a table and coolers underneath it
  • As the sun sets against the water, he brings out a cake, and has you light the candle on top 
  • He sings to you sweetly, his glasses are somewhere on the sand, and the candle light twinkles in his eyes
  • “Happy Birthday MC”

Saeran

  • You and saeran stayed in for the majority of the day, 
  • he didn’t really understand the importance of getting another year closer to death, but it seemed that you wanted to celebrate it so he would try his best to make it a special day
  • You cuddled most of the day, because he wasn’t comfortable being in the busy crowds.
  • You fought your way out of the room to made the cake together, it came out a bit lopsided but the flavor’s what matters.
  • He sang to you, softly. 
  • You almost recorded it, but he threatened to break your phone if you did
  • After cake, he took you outside though
  • It was right when the first stars started coming out, dotting the evening sky
  • He took you to an open field not far from the bunker, but far enough from all the light pollution
  • You both fall to the ground and watch the night sky 
  • He kisses you chastely, and puts a dainty chain around your wrist
  • It’s a thin twisted silver chain, with simple charms hanging off it
  • You drift off while naming a constellation, and you’re only stirred by the feeling of him picking you up to carry you back to the bunker

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“Then I stepped off the edge of the roof, right? And when he saw me hovering there, he was terrified, so I floated down until I was right in front of him and said, ‘Stranger things have happened.’” Damian paused, hand over his mouth to conceal his grin. “And then he turned himself in. Which was a little bit disappointing, to be honest, but I guess you can’t have everything.”
“That’s awesome!” Shazam exclaimed, leaning further across the table. Behind his rack of samples, Bruce was smiling too— he wasn’t spying exactly, but he would prefer not to interrupt. They were getting along, and he wanted to hear the rest of the conversation.
“One of the best parts was meeting the regulars, you know, because they would have this moment where they saw me, and you could see them wondering— Can they all do that? Have they always been able to do that?” Damian sighed. “It was great while it lasted.”
“So I guess you really miss having your powers?”
“Well…” Damian tapped his fingers thoughtfully against the table, looking out at the patch of space visible from the Watchtower window. “It was an advantage. But do I really need an advantage? Obviously not. I’m just as capable now that I’m back to normal.”
Bruce wasn’t sure that “normal” was the right word for an eleven year old assassin who had recently returned from the dead, but he wasn’t about to point that out. Those superpowers had been a problem— one more thing to worry about. He was glad they were gone.
“He’s cute,” muttered a voice from behind him. Bruce turned around to face it— Diana.
“He needs more friends,” Bruce told her, as Damian and Shazam continued to chatter away.
“Is that why you bring him up here?”
“That and I can’t actually stop him from coming.” He motioned her up to the gap in the shelf that he was using as a peephole. “He doesn’t like to be left out.”
The two of them stood side by side, focussed on the conversation in front of them.
“You have like, the coolest job in the world,” Shazam said.
“Basically. It’s fine for now.” Damian pulled a batarang out of his belt and spun it idly across the table.
“What’s cooler than being Robin?”
“Being Batman. I’ll get there eventually.”
Bruce felt Diana nudge him in the ribs. She raised an eyebrow at him and smiled.
“You really think you’re going to be Batman someday?”
“Of course. Somebody has to be in charge.” Damian bent down to examine the scratch he’d put in the table. “Nobody in their right mind would let Hood anywhere near the cowl, and have you ever met Red Robin?”
“I don’t think so?”
“Well he’s an idiot, so that wouldn’t work either. I was born to be Batman, and if my father ever dies, I will be.”
“If?” Diana whispered. Bruce shrugged, vaguely flattered.
“His grandfather’s been alive for a few centuries, and a month ago, he rose from his own grave. Mortality is a fluid concept right now.”
Diana put a hand on his shoulder. “He wants to be just like you.”
“He wants to be better than me. I think he could manage it.” Bruce smiled fondly at his son from behind his rack of samples. “I should get him home.”
He strode out into the center of the room. “Robin? Time to go.” As Damian turned towards him, Bruce grabbed one of his wrists and swung him one-handed out of his chair, catching him by surprise. Damian dangled a few inches above the floor for a couple of seconds before Bruce set him down.
“Hey!”
“Come on,” Bruce told him. “Time for bed.”


Anon requested JLA + Damian’s “I’m going to be Batman” speech 

anonymous asked:

Dear Lord I love your writing so much!! Any chance we could get a Ignis x reader where Prompto starts seeing Ignis liking his s/o and making it painfully obvious?

Dawww thanks so much! I appreciate it! And of course, this was a lot of fun to write ❤I hope you enjoy

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The night sky was clear and full of stars, the Milky Way visible. You were at the edge of the rock ledge that was covered in ancient ruins, staring at the sky. You thought it was absolutely beautiful.
“I’ve got it” you heard Ignis say as he snapped his fingers leaning down to grab ingredients from the cooler under the cooking table.
“Need a hand?” You offered to Ignis walking towards him
“Oh no, it’s a simple meal tonight” Ignis stated as he began to chop up some carrots. You knew better, but he was such a gentleman and wanted to serve you all.
“Making a stew?” You asked as you grabbed a knife and an onion.
“Yes just a simple one” Ignis smiled, he was very great full for your help
“Ah nothing you make is honestly simple, it’s usually complex” you said with a laugh “just like you”
Ignis leaned down to grab more ingredients so he could hide his blushing cheeks
“Surprise!” Prompto jumped out from behind the tent with his camera
The surprise scared you and the knife in your hand slipped onto your finger cutting it. You dropped the knife and brought your finger up to your face with a small curse
“Prompto…” Ignis scorned as he took your hand into his and examined the cut
“Oh no! I’m so sorry!” Prompto said his face flushed as he ran over wanting to help
“It’s not a big deal” you said pulling your hand away from Ignis, holding your finger trying to hide the bleeding cut
Ignis rushed around elegantly as he found the first aid kit, he grabbed your hand back and examined the cut again
“Luckily it’s not deep” he said quietly as he started to clean the wound, he then put gauze around your finger and taped it.
“There, good as new” Ignis stated but didn’t let go of your hand as he stared into your eyes
You shifted slightly uncomfortably. You had always had a thing for Ignis, you thought he was a hottie and definitely wanted a piece of that. You always wanted to try and have a relationship with Ignis but weren’t brave enough to pursue it and knew he probably wasn’t interested, he was far to busy and devoted to his work.
“Iggy why don’t you just kiss it better?” Gladio teased as he stirred the forgotten food in the pot
Ignis dropped your hand and stood up rushing back to the food to finish dinner
You got up and walked over to Gladio and teasingly punched his shoulder. He knew how you felt, you told him once over a few drinks one night.
“Hey…I’m so sorry” Prompto said sheepishly walking next to you as he rubbed the back of his neck nervously
“It’s alright, you didn’t do it on purpose” you gave a reassuring smile and hugged Prompto
You looked back at Ignis cooking and thought it best you let him finish
“Iggy I’m gonna call it quits on cooking for the night, sorry” you said as you walked by him to sit in one of the chairs around the camp fire
“It is no problem, please rest” Ignis said smiling at you with a tone of adoration in his voice.
Prompto gave Ignis a questioning look and sat next to you and struck up a conversation. You two were laughing and joking around a lot. Prompto looked back at Ignis
“I’m starving is the food ready?” Prompto asked rubbing his belly
“Patience is a virtue” Ignis answered back
“Well if you weren’t staring at your hearts desire all night it’d be done” Prompto teased wiggling his eyebrows having noticed him watching you the whole time he cooked
Ignis brought over a bowl of stew and handed it to you and sat down in the chair next to yours with his own steaming bowl.
“What about us?” Noctis frowned from his chair, finally pulling his head out of the game on his phone.
“It’s in the pot” Ignis said with a slight bit of irritation in his voice
The other boys all got up and got their own food and brought it back sitting in their own chairs.
“It’s great as always, thank you Iggy” you said as you finished your food and set the bowl down on the ground next to you, the others nodded in agreement
“Of course, I know it’s your favorite” Ignis said standing up grabbing your empty bowl
He made you blush and Prompto noticed, he just smirked to himself, he was gonna get Iggy so good.
“Hey uh Ignis…” Prompto started “you’ve been making y/n favorites here a lot lately” he said as he helped clean up. Ignis gave a quick and stern look at Prompto.
“Must be coincidence” Ignis said lowering his face so the shadows covered his blushing cheeks
Prompto laughed shaking his head and washed out a cup
You stood up and tended to the fire, wondering what Prompto was getting on at teasing Ignis so much.
Everyone helps clean up and makes sure everything is set to go for an easy departure in the morning so that they could all relax for the rest of the evening.
“You promised you’d workout with me tonight” Gladio bumped your shoulder as he walked by, almost knocking you over
“That’s right, I’m coming” you said standing up stretching your arms out
Ignis watched on with a tinge of jealousy and Prompto crossed his arms as he watched Ignis’ reaction
“Ignis you better sweep her off her feet before Gladio does” Prompto teased causing Noctis to chuckle
“I have no idea what you mean” Ignis said pushing up his glasses watching on with worry as Gladio taught you how to workout with weights, his hands on your lower back straightening you up.
You finished your workout with Gladio, you were gonna feel that in the morning. You walked back over to the rest of the group and plopped down into your chair.
“You look all hot and sweaty” Prompto started saying “kinda like someone wishes they could be with you” he finished with a slap on his knee
You looked at him with your jaw slightly open, what did he just say to you?
“What?!” You blurted out
Prompto stopped laughing and looked around awkwardly
“Out of line Prompto” Noctis said between laughs.
“I just meant what guy wouldn’t want to be right? Oh what no that’s not right I mean-” Prompto said in a fluster, all you could do was stare at him in shock
“Prompto just shut it” Nocitis was rolling with laughter
All you could do was laugh and roll your eyes, Prompto was being so strange tonight.
“Prompto I think your a little to young for me” you said with a smirk he looked horrified
“Woah! I wasn’t talking about me! I wouldn’t ever! Wait no I mean I totally would but haha” prompt tripped over his words again “I’m just gonna stop now” he was beat red in the face and ears
You laughed again with a smile, these boys were literally the best.
“Best decision you can make is to just stop” Noctis was laughing and having way to much fun at Prompto’s expense
“Would you like a drink?” Ignis offered you a steaming mug of what looked like tea
“Thank you” you said with a small smile and took a sip. Your coughed a little as the taste of the drink is not what you expected, it was warm wine.
“Wow this is really good” you took another sip
“Are you sure?” He noticed you cough on the drink “I can get you something else if you like” he reached for your mug
“No just wasn’t expecting it is all” You pulled it back to your lips
“I like to have a glass in the evening to help relax for a better sleep” Ignis said taking a sip of his own
“I definitely appreciate it, the gods know I need it” you smiled at him, you couldn’t help but stare at his beautiful face, his gorgeous eyes and his sharp jawline made you melt.
He stared back examining the features of your face, and how desperately he wanted to kiss your lips.
“Who’s winning? Y/n don’t blink first” Prompto laughed making you two break eye contact
“I think I won” you smiled at Prompto
“I knew you would, Ignis would do aaaaanyhthing to please you” Prompto said with a wink
You felt your face blush and you looked away taking another drink. What was Prompto getting on at? Was he trying to embarrass Ignis? Was he trying to embarrass you? Maybe he figured out you liked Ignis or worse maybe Gladio told him. If that’s the case did he tell Ignis!?
“Uh pardon me” you said softly getting up from your seat and walking away setting your cup down
You walked behind the tent to try and get a moment alone to collect your thoughts. Was Prompto teasing Ignis cause he likes you? No that couldn’t be.
“Prompto why must you torment me so tonight?” Ignis asked pushing up his glasses
“You’re the best to tease cause you take everything so seriously!” Prompto laughed “and I’ve never seen you have a crush before,” Ignis glared at him “I’ve been waiting my whole life to tease you about this”
“Karmas a bitch, remember that Prompto” Noctis laughed
“I’ll put an end to this nonsense” Ignis just shook his head and stood up
You were still standing behind the tent, you were watching the stars and the night sky again , it really did fascinate you. Ignis had brought you back your mug of warm wine and stood next to you looking at the sky
“I didn’t want it to get cold” he said quietly handing you the drink
You gladly took it from him your fingers brushing his hand and slowly brought it to your lips and took a sip
“You’re a precious gem Iggy” you smiled between sips of wine
He smiled the blush on his cheeks invisible in the darkness.
“The stars are beautiful, you could never see them in the city” you sighed taking in the twinkling lights
“Yes they are quit beautiful” Ignis began to say “but nothing can compare to your beauty” he finished looking at you
All you could do was stare at him with a smile. Had he really just said that to you? You were in shock
“I’m sorry if I am being to forward” He said crossing his arms across his chest “but Prompto was going to give me away sooner or later” he smiled at you
You just smiled back and took your wine and chugged the whole thing back, he stared at you with wide eyes
“Wow I don’t know what to say” you stepped towards him with a smirk, he looked a bit worried “but I like you too” you moved closer to him
He grabbed your arm tenderly and pulled you close, your face inches apart, his breathe warm on your lips. His eyes were staring into yours searching your soul.
As you were about to go in for a kiss you heard the incredibly familiar sound of a camera taking a photo. You turned around quickly and looked behind you, there crouching behind the tent all peeking around the corner were the rest of the boys.
“You couldn’t let me have five minutes alone with her, could you?” Ignis sighed shaking his head
“That’s a keeper!” Prompto cheered jumping up and running over to you showing you shot he just took.
You smiled as you looked at the photo, it was taken so beautifully and made your heart melt.
“You’ve gotta get me a copy” you said with a smirk
“We make a dashing couple” Ignis mused and your heart raced at the words
“Bout time Iggy” Gladio laughed and slapped Ignis on the back
“Happy for you guys but don’t get gross” Noctis tried to say seriously as he hid a smile
All you could do was smile and laugh with the boys. You felt a strong soft hand grab yours and caress the top of your thumb. The way he was staring at you with such admiration and want just made your knees weak.
“Um any way I can get some more of that wine?” You asked Ignis walking back toward the fire
“Of course, anything for you” he said with a smile
“Yeah let’s celebrate!” Prompto pumped his first in the air
“Perfect time as any for a drink” Gladio smiled and walked over to the cooler.
The rest of the night you sat close to Ignis holding his hand. Everyone couldn’t be happier for you two and celebrated the relationship. You literally felt on top do the world and nothing could bring you down.

Nerve chapter 2

Hey guys! I’m finally well again, after the cold that had hit me a few days ago and because I hadn’t much to do today, I decided to write the second part of Nerve. :D And I would like to thank you all for the lovely comments about the ending of my Who’s She fic and also for the feedback of the first part of Nerve, you are all so amazing and it’s so inspiring to write for such beautiful and kind people like you. <3<3 Anyways here we go now, with the second chapter of Nerve, I hope you guys will like it, lots of love! :*


Nerve chapter 2


„Hey, Frost. Yo man, what’s going on? That’s my friend, (Y/N). I told you about her, what do you think, good for your boss isn’t she?“, Tom said smiling to some guy who just stepped by.

He wores a black business suit, his whole facial expression was dead sirious.

Something about how he looked at Tom wasn’t comforting.

„I think you should tell the boss why you tried to sell your girlfriend just to steal Mr J’s gold watch“, the man called Frost said.

Your heart sank to your stomach.

You knew it, this would end up with you two getting killed.

„Don’t even think about escaping. He would’ve shot you down before you even reached the doorhandle.“

Tom’s smile got frozen on his face.

Such a stupid idiot.

How could he think this would turn out to his advantage?

„Hey, listen I don’t even know what you are talking about. I didn’t plan to steal anything, man“, Tom said but his voice wasn’t very persuasive at all.

„Oh, I’m sure about that. But how about you don’t tell this to me, you should tell it to Mr J. And you should beg that he won’t kill you. Oh and besides, after you offered her already. He wants the girl to come with you“, Forst said.

„Of course, he can have everything he wants!“, Tom said.

Looks like he thought he could get out of her alive, if he’s selling you to the Joker.

„You’re a fucking asshole, Tom. I hope he kills you first“, you hissed trying to hold back the tears of fear and anger, while Forst was escorting you two to the man that ruled the whole city with blood and murder.

„Oh my, oh my, oh my, what do we have here? Our little VIPs“, the Joker said smiling showing you his glistening silver teeth whilst standing up from his usual seat.

„Tell me, Tom. How many time have you got left, for stealing my watch?“, the clown asked and circled your ex-boyfriend as if he was about to rip him into pieces.

„Come on tell me, you don’t have to lie anymore. I already know everything. Thomas Evans, player with heart and soul. I heared you don’t even care about your own life anymore the most important thing for you is money and glory, right?“

„Please Mr J, I really don’t want no beef“, Tom murmured in fear.

„You don’t want no beef? You don’t want no beef? You don’t want no beef?!“, Mr J repeated more than just pissed off.

But he calmed himself down a little bit again, as he recognised you looking at him.

His big signature grin was drawn onto his face again.

„Oooh, I assume you were the gift this little fucker wanted to distract me with am I right, little angel?“, Joker asked.

He slid his index finger under your chin, making your skin prickle, where he was touching you.

You nodded your head, still trying to hold back the tears.

You were so fucking scared, you really didn’t want to die.

„Aw, no, no, no, no I will tell you a secret. I won’t kill you. He tricked you in this“, Mr J said nodding his head at Tom, almost like someone who really cared about you.

He smiled while he whiped away some tears with his thumb, that were running down your cheeks.

For a second it felt like stones were falling down from your heart.

„But I also can’t let you go.“

The stones were back within half a second, but what else did you expect?

He was the Joker, he wouldn’t let you leave this place as if nothing ever happened.

„Your lovely boyfriend offered you to me and that means you’re my property now, sweet little angel.“

Mr J cupped your face into his surprisingly warm hands before he looked at Tom again.

A terrifying grin signed on his face.

„Tom, Tom, Tom. You were a lucky man. Such a pretty face just for you all alone … But now that she’s all mine, I can’t allow her ex-boyfriend to be around her all the time. You know I’m not the kind of man who likes to share his girl.“

„Y-yes, I-I can totaly understand that Mr J. I will leave this place whenever you want me to, you can have her, I will never talk to her again, she’s all yours, now“, Tom stuttered.

This filthy little bastard.

„Oh, I believe you. But let me go for sure, with this …“, Joker grinned before he pointed his gold and purple gun at Tom’s face.

„It was very nice to meet you, Tom, but I don’t trust thieving scum like you.“

„No, Mr J please-!“

You heared the loud bang of Mr J’s gun before blood splattered on the wall behind you and all over the gleaming gold ground.

You didn’t feel sorry for Tom, he had sold you to the Joker and he wouldn’t have cared about you another single minute if he had had the opportunity to get outta here alive.

But this was the first time you ever had seen a real corpse and not only that, you were the witness of a murder, you had been sold by your ex-boyfriend to Gotham City’s most dangerous psychopath and the chances that he would blow your brains out like that, was high enough to be scared as fuck.

„Well that was entertaining. Frost, would you be so kind and throw the garbage out of here. He ruins the whole interior equipment. And tell Rocko to clean up this mess, we don’t live in an abattoir here“, Joker growled.

„Yes, boss“, Frost answered, before Mr J gave his attention back to you.

„Aw, don’t be scared, doll. If I wanted to kill ya’ I would’ve done it already“, he smiled at you wickedly.

„Come on, sit on daddy’s lap.“

You were way too scared to move, but you also didn’t want to give Joker a reason to shoot you.

Tears were forming into your eyes again, this was all too much and you wished he were just willing to let you go.

Mr J let out an annoyed sigh.

„I see, we have to accustom you a little bit, first. So let me introduce you to some of daddy’s rules.“

He came towards you again and looked you deep in your (e/c) eyes.

His cold blue one’s were burning holes into your soul.

„First of all. You’re mine now, baby and you will do whatever daddy says, okay?“

You nodded your head but Mr J just looked at you dissatisfied.

„Say it“, he growled.

„Yes“, you whispered.

„Yes what?“, he asked harshly and grabbed your cheeks with an unpleasant tight grip, that made you whimper in fear.

Yes what? What does he want you to say …?

Your brain was searching for an answer, until you knew what he wanted.

„Y-yes, daddy“, you whispered feeling absolutely awkward about it.

Mr J suddenly gave you a wide smile and continued with his speech.

„Second. You’re doing nothing and go nowhere without asking daddy for his approval.“

„Yes, daddy“, you responded again, while your face turned all red after saying it again.

It felt so damn odd to you, calling a man daddy who was like your … kidnapper, owner?

You didn’t even know how to call it.

„That’s a good girl“, Mr J said petting your right cheek gently.

He took your hand and led you to the seat, were he was sitting before Frost escorted you and Tom to his boss.

A quick hitch on your hand and you landed right on Joker’s lap.

It felt uncomfortable, not at least because you were still scared as hell of Mr J.

„What about a drink, baby?“, Joker asked wrapping his left arm around your waist as if he wanted to avoid that you would run away from him.

„Um, I-I’m sorry I don’t drink“, you muttered shy.

Mr J smiled at you like you were the most adorable thing ever.

„You do now“, he said and handled you a glass of ice-cooled champagne out of the bottle in the cooler from the table.

„Mr J? Can I … can I ask you something?“

„Of course, doll“, Mr J whispered into your ear, rubbing your thighs firmly.

You blushed looking at him, what he recognised with a dirty grin that grew on his face.

„What about … I mean, I have to go to college …“

You were interrupted soon by Joker’s crazy signature laugh.

„You don’t have to go to school anymore. Everything you need is me. You will get everything you need from your daddy, (Y/N). And in return you will stay with me and I can do with you whatever I want.“

„Everything?“, you asked, slightly trembling and panicking under the rough grasp his hand had on your right thigh now, before he placed a good visible biting mark at the left side of your neck.

Everything, baby.


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Wow…that was weak.”

Gordon throws his head back and laughs, and it’s so infectious Harvey starts laughing right along with him, even as he tries to say, “Shut up, old man.”

“Didn’t you used to be good at this?”

Harvey stops, points the end of the bat at him, left hand holding the grip, and says, “I’d like to see you do better.”

He shakes his head. “No chance. I’m two beers in.”

“Yeah…that’s what I thought.”

He turns, steps in the batter’s box again, swings the bat a few times like a pendulum then brings it back up to hover just above his shoulder, his fingers fluttering a little before coming to rest on the grip. He shifts his weight from one leg to the other before centering again and stops, waits for the pitch to come.

He’ll always regret that his baseball career ended, not that that was is choice. Tearing your shoulder in half has a way of making a choice for you. For a while it was difficult, but he’s glad he moved past it so he could do this, so he could spend a Saturday with is dad in the park hitting the ball around like he’s sixteen again and dreaming of a future in the majors.

Besides, he has a good life now.

The pitch comes and Harvey bends just a touch, squares up, keeps his eye on the ball.

And hits a soft drive that bounces once in the middle of right field and then continues on, bouncing several more times until it lands at the feet of a man in converse, sitting at a picnic table with an older woman. Harvey sets the bat down and goes jogging over, through the infield, and the man, seeing his approach, tosses him the ball underhand.

“Thanks.”

Harvey tosses the ball up once in his hand, catches it without looking. He’s too focused on the man sitting in front of him.

The man nods. “No problem.”

“That was a pretty weak hit, young man.”

Harvey’s eyes widen, taken aback, and then he can’t help it. He starts laughing. Hard.

The man in front of him sputters, says, “Grammy! Jesus…did you forget your meds this morning?”

Grammy just pats him on the hand a few times, not the slightest bit bothered by his embarrassment. The flush is creeping up his neck and he looks to be a half second away from getting up and disavowing any knowledge of her whatsoever.

Gordon comes walking up, a beer in each hand, and before Harvey can say anything, Grammy says, “Is one of those for me?”

Actually, one of those was Harvey’s, but he’ll gladly surrender it. It seems like his father had the same feeling, because he holds it out to her without a second thought.

The man in front of him, though, this man whose name he still does not know, looks as though he’d very much enjoy burying himself in the ground at their feet.

Instead he sighs and says, “My grandmother, Edith Ross.”

Harvey smiles, takes her hand. “It’s nice to meet you. I’m Harvey Specter, and this is my dad Gordon.”

Gordon takes Edith’s hand with a smile, and Harvey looks at the man in front of him, smiling softly at his grandmother, and says, “We still don’t know your name.”

His head swivels to meet Harvey’s eye and his mouth opens a moment, closes, and then he stands abruptly, holds out his hand. “Sorry. I’m Mike…Mike Ross.”

Harvey holds Mike’s hand in his own a little longer than necessary, shakes it slowly, keeps gentle eye contact. He’s smiling when he says, “It’s nice to meet you, Mike.”

“Would you like to join us for lunch?”

Mike pulls his eyes away from Harvey’s to say, “Oh, Grammy, they don’t want to-”

“We’d love to.”

Before Harvey can get the words out Gordon has already sat down at the picnic table across from Grammy, leaving an open seat across from Mike. Harvey quickly takes it, smiles at Grammy in thanks when she slides a plate toward him with a sandwich, potato salad, and fruit. He sets the baseball on the table in front of him and Mike tentatively reaches out and pulls it across the table toward himself, rolling it back and forth between his fingers. His plate is half empty and he picks up a grape with the other hand, pops it in his mouth.

“I know your name.”

Gordon pauses between bites. “You might. I’m a studio musician.”

She stares him down. “I saw you play in nineteen seventy-five at The Red Room. You were backing up Miles Davis.”

He nods slowly. “I was.”

She just nods. “You were very good.”

He smiles. “Thank you. He was better.”

She shrugs. “He was Miles Davis.”

His grin grows wider. “Yes he was.”

Harvey looks at Mike to see him watching them with a happy smile, Harvey’s baseball held loosely on the table in his right hand. As if he realizes he’s being watched, he slowly turns his head to look at Harvey and turns his smile on him. Harvey doesn’t mind. He doesn’t mind at all.

“Your grandmother is…”

“Yeah. I know.”

Harvey takes a bite of potato salad and Mike’s eyes drop to his mouth. Harvey’s tongue darts out, licks his lips, and Mike takes a deep breath in, lets it out. And then it’s like neither of them can look away, as if transfixed.

The spell is finally broken when Harvey feels a hand clap on his shoulder and he looks up to see his dad standing next to him, waiting for a response to a question Harvey didn’t hear.

“Michael? Are you ready to go?”

Mike looks at her a moment then looks back at Harvey. “I think I have plans.”

Harvey feels the slow smile growing on his face. “Yes. You do.”

There’s a long pause and then Gordon says, “In that case, Edith…may I escort you home?”

Harvey looks away from Mike to see his dad pick a cooler up off the table and hold his arm out for her to take. She nods at him, takes his arm, and then pats Mike on the shoulder.

“Don’t forget to use protection, dear.”

Mike drops his head with a thud on the table and Harvey grins as he watches Gordon and Edith walk away through the park, her arm hooked in his, lunch cooler swinging from his hand.

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In Which Everything Goes Absolutely Swimmingly

Happy Birthday @fangirlladybugandchatnoirlee! You’re turning 14 this year, right? Congratulations!

Words: 1,570
Summary: Backyard pools aren’t all that common in Paris, but that doesn’t mean that some people don’t have them. Rose was one of those people, and she was more than happy to share.


Marinette Dupain-Cheng didn’t realize that Paris could be so hot in the summer. That was a lie. She knew exactly how hot Paris could be in the summer. She just chose to forget. In fact, she was so eager to forget how hot it was that she was slumped over her desk, trying desperately to become one with the cool plastic. Next to her, Alya was in a similar state, only she was leaning back in her chair with her hair tied up as far as it would go and her shirt unbuttoned, revealing the white camisole she wore underneath. Both girls were ready for two things: for class to start, and for death. Whichever came first.

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Love is a Magic All its Own

Otherwise known as: The evolution of kitchen witch!Bitty


The first time it happens, nobody even knows.

“Dickey!”

“Mama?” a small toddler replies from his mat on the floor as he pushes a car around the printed road.

“Dickey, did you touch the cookies we baked?”

“No.”

“Did you touch the plate the cookies were on?”

“No.”

“Well, all the cookies we made are gone and cookies don’t just up and walk on their lonesome, so do you know where they went?”

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Legacy Part Twenty Nine

Summary: Dean’s back in the bunker, and you start curing him.

[Part One] [Part Two] [Part Three] [Part Four] [Part Five] [Part Six]
[Part Seven] [Part Eight] [Part Nine] [Part Ten] [Part Eleven] [Part Twelve]
[Part Thirteen] [Part Fourteen] [Part Fifteen] [Part Sixteen] [Part Seventeen]
[Part Eighteen] [Part Nineteen] [Part Twenty] [Part Twenty One]
[Part Twenty Two] [Part Twenty Three] [Part Twenty Four]

[Part Twenty Five] [Part Twenty Six] [Part Twenty Seven] 
[Part Twenty Eight]

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Home

Title: Home

Word Count: 2,613

Pairing: Reader x Dean but mostly Sam friendship

Theme Songs: Home by The Piano GuysLife Is A Song by Patrick Park 

**Imagine Sam getting a real home**

Your name: submit What is this?

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“Dean, Dean! Turn right here, this is Selby Lane,” you said looking up from the map in your lap and consulting the hand written directions you’d scribbled on your last motel’s stationary. 

Dean let out a low whistle as he navigated the Impala through the winding neighborhood streets. “This is a nice area. What’s the address again?”

“We’re looking for 1218,” you replied, folding the map and looking around. Dean was right, it really was nice. The yards were well maintained, many with lush trees or gardens planted along the borders, dotting the green with bursts of color. The houses you passed ranged from moderately sized one story places to the larger sized two stories. It wasn’t cookie cutter, though; each house had its own distinct look to it. You smiled, it felt right.

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Next Level (ASHLEY PURDY IMAGINE)

Word count: 1,534

You had been with your boyfriend on Warped Tour, Ashley Purdy, for a couple of weeks and had stayed on the bus almost the entire time. You told Ashley it was because it was hot out and you just weren’t feeling up for it, but you both knew it was because you were scared of Ashley’s fans and  friends and what they’d think of you. You just knew they wouldn’t like you. Ashley, however, disagreed and insisted that you meet them officially.

“I don’t know, Ash,” you sighed, pouring yourself a mug of hot coffee and stirring sugar into it.

“They’ll love you,” he said. “I guarantee it.” 

“You don’t know that.”

“But I do,” he said smugly as you turned around to face him. He ran his hands around your hips and held you close to him. “How could they not? You’re funny and sexy and perfect-”

“Stop,” you laughed as his lips connected with the skin on your neck and he started to suck on it gently. 

“Why?” he murmured. 

“Cause we have a show in 15 minutes,” Jake interrupted from behind you. Ashley detached and groaned. 

“You should come watch,” he suggested.

“Sure,” you said, taking his hand. 

While you stood at the very back of the stage watching your boyfriend and his band perform, getting the occasional wink from Ashley, you noticed Danny Worsnop on the other side of the stage, glancing at you now and again. There were fans of varying ages and sizes around you, wearing their custom Warped shirts. The girl next to you wore one with the words “Purdy Girl Princess” across her shoulders. She looked at you and you looked away.

“I’m not sure if you guys know this,” you heard Ashley shout when the song ended. “But my girlfriend is here.”

“Shit,” you murmured when the crowd roared and Ashley came toward you and grabbed your hand, pulling you to the center of the stage, where Ashley and Andy both slung their arms around your shoulders. Your stomach was in your throat and your cheeks were on fire.

“Isn’t she beautiful?” Ashley said. “Look at her, blushing. She’s so cute.”

“Okay,” Andy laughed, patting your back. “That’s enough, Ash, we’ve gotta get on with the show.” 

“Yeah yeah yeah,” Ashley said, kissing you once before you ran back to your spot in the back of the stage, along the line of kids in custom shirts. 

“Oh my god,” the girl you had been previously standing next to said when you returned. “I didn’t even recognize you but you’re-” she didn’t get to finish, because Andy started Perfect Weapon and everyone’s attention turned directly to him. 

After the show, Ashley came to grab your hand before walking offstage and the girl who had been standing beside you stared in amazement as you left.

“So,” he said once you were safely off the stage and back to the busses. “Wanna go meet some of the guys? For real?”

“Do I really have a choice?” you raised an eyebrow. He smirked and shook his head before taking your hand again and dragging you along beside him. It wasn’t long before you were already at Asking Alexandria’s bus. There was a tent set up beside it and chairs were lined in a semi circle around a cooler and a small table. In each one of the chairs was Danny Worsnop, Ben Bruce, Sam Bettley and Andy Biersack. Ashley sat down in an empty seat and pulled you down onto his lap.

“Hey Ash,” Danny and Andy said in unison. 

“Hey (Y/N),” Danny said in his thick accent.

“Hi,” you whispered and waved awkwardly. 

“Oh, guys,” Ashley said. “This is my girlfriend.”

“Trust me, I know,” Andy said, disgustedly. He slept in the bunk below you…

“I wasn’t talking to you,” Ash rolled his eyes.

“Girlfriend, eh?” Danny said, his eyes never leaving your face. “What a shame. You sure are one lucky bastard, Purdy.” 

Ashley laughed. “Thanks, I know.” 

“Andy! Ashley!” You heard the familiar voice of Ronnie Radke before you saw him.

“Stay here a sec,” your boyfriend murmured and moved you off his lap gently to talk to his friend a couple of yards away. When you turned back to look at Danny nervously, he was eager to talk to you.

“Ashley sure is lucky to have you,” he said. “You’re a beautiful girl.”

“Stop it,” Ben laughed. 

“Stop what?” Danny looked at him innocently.

“That’s Ashley’s girlfriend, Danny,” Ben reminded him. The look he was giving you, however, suggested that he didn’t care much, either. 

“So what?” he said. “She’s pretty. Is it against the law to tell her that?” 

“Babe, come here!” Ashley called for you and rescued you from the uncomfortableness. You got up and went to your boyfriend eagerly, finding yourself face to face with Ronnie Radke and Max Green. Ashley wrapped his arms around your middle to comfort you. You were especially nervous, since Ronnie had just ended his long-term relationship with Jenna King and seemed just generally pissed off all the time… “Guys, this is my girlfriend. I’m sure you’ve seen her around.”

“Yeah,” Ronnie said, his face and voice shaded with annoyance. “Can’t go anywhere without seeing her…” 

“Wow,” you heard Andy whisper. 

You folded your arms across your chest and leaned closer against Ashley, who was still standing behind you, holding you. 

“Ronnie,” Ashley sighed. “Please…”

“What?” he shrugged, crossing his arms. “If you’re gonna flaunt your relationship in everyone’s face, don’t expect them not to notice, is all I’m saying.” 

He wandered off, murmuring something, followed by Andy.

“I am so sorry…” Max sighed. “He’s just… well, you know.”

“Yeah, I get it,” Ashley nodded, squeezing your waist softly. . “I’ll see you around.”

“See ya,” Max said before retreating to catch up with his bandmate. You and Ashley returned to the other group and sat down; this time, you sat in your own seat. 

“Want a beer?” Ben asked. 

“Always!” Ash laughed. 

“What about you, pretty lady?” Ben raised an eyebrow in your direction.

“Sure,” you rolled your eyes, extending your arm and taking the bottle he handed to you and handing it to Ashley to twist off the cap. You watched the muscles in his arms flex briefly and then the cap was off. 

“Thanks babe,” you murmured, taking it back and taking a sip.

“Ash,” Sam scoffed, speaking to Ashley, but not taking his eyes off of you for a second. “How did you even get your hands on this beauty?” 

“Yeah, she’s a sexy little thing, isn’t she?” Danny agreed.

Unbelievable. They were talking about you as if you weren’t even there. Granted, it was kinda cool to hear Danny Worsnop call you sexy… It was still kinda creepy.

“Guys, cool it,” Ashley sighed, looking down into his lap annoyed.

“What?” Sam laughed. “She’s a cute girl-”

“Yeah.” Ashley looked him in the eye and reached a hand over to hold yours. “And she’s my cute girl. So can you please fucking keep your eyes and hands and comments to yourself?” 

“Fine,” they said in unison, each rolling their eyes and shifting their weight awkwardly. 

“God damn,” Ashley sighed. “Thank you.”

You crossed your legs and squeezed his hand tightly. 

Back on the bus, you were curled into Ashley’s chest in his bunk. The curtain was drawn open, since it was only eleven and everyone else was awake. Jinxx was in his bunk across the aisle from you and the other guys were at the front of the bus. 

“Sorry about Ronnie,” Ashley murmured.

“It’s fine,” you said softly. 

“And I’m sorry about Asking…”

“It’s fine,” you laughed. “I told you meeting your friends was a bad idea…”

“Well you know I have plenty of other friends,” he reminded you.

“Oh do you?” 

“I do, believe it or not,” he laughed. “And I promise only half of them are stupid blonde bimbos.”

“Only half?” you teased. “Only half of your friends are hotter than me?”

He shook his head “None of them are hotter than you, I promise.” 

“Hey!” Andy showed up at the opening of the bunk. You and Ashley both turned to look at him. “Since we’ve got tomorrow off and we’re staying the night in town, Ronnie wanted to hang out. You down?”

Ashley looked at me. “Um…”

“Yeah,” Andy said awkwardly. “He said he’d rather she didn’t come. Just us guys, yknow?”

“Well,” Ashley said, unamused. “Tell him thanks but no. I’ll stay here with (Y/N).” 

“Alright then,” Andy disappeared and Ashley reached over to shut the black curtain.

“Thanks babe,” you smiled. 

“Of course,” he reached up and turned on the small light that was in each one of the bunks and then kissed your lips softly. “I love you.”

It caught you off guard and you were speechless for a moment. That was the first time he’d ever said those words to you. 

“I love you too,” you said. 

He pulled you closer against his warm chest and you could feel his heart beating through his ribcage. It didn’t matter what Ashley’s friends thought of you, you decided. Ashley was yours and that’s all that really mattered.

I’m so sorry I haven’t posted a story in like 2 years, but here we go! I’ve got a few half finished stories that I’m working on, I hope I can get them all done while I’m sitting at home gaining weight this summer :P 

Anyway, hope you liked it. If you’ve got an idea, (or just a comment,  share the love) drop it in my ask box. I love getting requests for CC, Jinxx and Jake, since I mostly get Andy and Ashley. 

*ALSO* Thank you for 1.9k btw! just 100 away from 2,000 that is crazy!!!

Big love! <3 

-Sydny

Popsicles (Snowbaz)

As you may know, I’ve been taking one-word story prompts. Thanks to the lovely @cosmeticaphelion I get to write one about popsicles and the gayest babies!

The Watford room felt too hot. The windows were open in hopes of catching the smallest of breezes, with no such luck.
Simon was sprawled out on his bed, shirtless and sweaty.
Baz took to the desk, insistent that the wood of the table was cooler than the mess of sheets and blankets.
Finally, Simon stood.
“It’s too hot to stay here. I’m going out.”
“It’s not any cooler elsewhere, Snow.”
“Well, I’ll go to the kitchens. They’re bound to have something cold.“
“Yes, if you like frozen carrots.” Baz snarked.
“Who says I don’t?” Simon put his shirt on again, to the dismay of Baz.
“I’ll be back in a bit, I guess.” Said Simon, walking out. Baz leaned back into his chair and sighed. It really was too hot. Maybe Simon was onto something, after all.
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Fifteen minutes later, Simon burst into the room, holding two popsicles up in the air like trophies.
“Told ya!” Simon half-shouted.
“You told me nothing. Planning to share?”
“Depends, are you going to ask politely?”
“Snow…”
“Fine. Sure.” With that, Simon tossed a cherry popsicle to the taller boy.
“Hm, cherry?”
“It’s red, thought you’d like it.” Simon smiled like he was trying not to and bit into his blue raspberry one.
Both the comment and the action made Baz wince. How could he just bite a popsicle like that? Borderline unnatural. Everything about Snow was borderline unnatural. (Baz supposed that made him more attractive, because there was nothing better than unnatural.)
Simon watched Baz eat, smiling a bit.
Baz had clean lips when he was finished, but Simon was a sticky blue mess. (Just like him, Baz thought. Messy. Cute, though.)
Too cute.
Cue Simon: “What are you staring at?”
Baz looked away quickly. “Nothing. Your mouth. You’re disgusting.“
“Oh.” Simon pulled the hem of his shirt up and wiped at his mouth, to no avail. Baz snickered and stood.
“I’ll get it, you idiot.” And with that, Baz kissed him. Only for a moment.

Simon couldn’t stop smiling after that. (Why was he smiling? He didn’t know.)
It was sticky, and short, but Simon thought it was a good kiss.
So he kissed Baz. Longer, this time.

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I’m still at school and incredibly bored, so have a bunch of morbid stationary puns

Thoughts on Mars Landing -- I Miss My Friends

I’ve had time to come to terms with last night’s episode of New Girl. I’ve gotten past the denial, although I’m still a bit in shock. I’ve read all the commentary, here on Tumblr and on various boards and reviews. And I’ve come to the conclusion that the episode has left me conflicted. Because on the one hand, it was indeed a beautiful, hilarious episode. A perfect mirror of Cooler on multiple levels. And on the other hand, it was painful, and horrible, and hurt me more than any other half-hour of television I’ve ever watched (and I was a Buffy fan, so that counts for a lot). 

The good things first: Others have noted the obvious mirroring of True American, the mid-episode fakeout, and the final scene, as having set up the episode as an opposing one to Cooler. There’s more to it than that, I think. The subplots are there as well – multiple male loftmates competing for the interest of one woman; Cece making ridiculous missteps with a guy she’s newly dating, only to have him forgive her. Schmidt coming out of the room, like Sam did, to inject a dose of humor after the audience collectively has its heart in its mouth. The parallels were constant. At some point I’m sure someone will compare all the Nick/Jess scenes with one another from ML and Cooler and confirm whether they do, in fact, mirror each other shot for shot. And on top of that, the True American scenes were incredible; Winston as the exasperated straight man continues to delight me; and all of the funny bits were straight-up hilarious. 

But then you have the breakup, and the ongoing debates of whether (a) it had been coming all along and (b) their problems were, in fact, currently insurmountable or whether they could have worked through them if they hadn’t been hung over.

I’ll be honest; I’ve felt a note of foreboding since Sister I, when Jess said ILY to Nick at the end. It was resigned. Sad. I think it’s ironic that all of the ILYs we’ve heard them say since they first said it have all come at these difficult, awkward times, and I think that’s been intentional. That things are beginning to fall apart just as they’ve become more emotionally invested than ever before. So in spite of the fact that I’ve been in total denial that they’d break up, I’m not overly shocked by it. Hurt, yes. But not shocked. I once read that being a shipper was like being in a relationship with a relationship; it stems to reason, then, that we all feel like we’re going through a breakup along with them.

As for the reason for their breakup, I think the problem between them was never their conflicting ideas of their future. They had even laughed that off. Their problem was deeper than that, and they addressed it lightly, but it was there, and it was why they broke up. And it was this: Nick and Jess, in having become a couple, did in fact lose themselves, a little. And this scared them so much that they had to take a step back now. Before marriage. Before kids. Before total, irrevocable disaster.

Let me explain myself. 

Nick’s issues have been made very evident this season, and they all stem from this problem: growing up terrifies him. Nick clings to his immaturity like a security blanket. He sticks to his erroneous facts because they’re all he knows. Stasis is safe. In spite of the fact that the two (three?) times he did, in fact, make a move, he ended up getting the girl, now that he’s gotten the girl, he’s reverted back to his frightened self – the man who is scared to death of growing up, because it’s a step into the unknown. So he refuses to think about it. He refuses to make plans. Because if he makes plans, they’ll blow up in his face, and all he cares about is that he has Jess with him. However, he knows Jess wants more from him. So he tries to change for her. He gets a bank account for her. He builds the toy for her, and instead of arguing about why it’s unnecessary when she asks him to do it in the first place he passive-aggressively procrastinates so that maybe he can get his way and he won’t have to. He will do anything for Jess, even at the expense of the things he actually does believe in, but deep down, he doesn’t like that, because that’s not who he really is, and that’s not who he was before they started dating.

Jess’s issues have always been multiple – one, that she wants to live in her own fantasy life – her ideal future was very telling, with her two perfect children and her perfect house on the lake and her horse. Two, that she keeps seeing the potential that Nick has and it drives her crazy that he continues to coast along, seeing no need to change or grow, and (seemingly) seeing no need to progress altogether. And three, that she hates conflict. She grew up a child of divorce, hearing her parents fight day in and day out, and her way of coping was to gloss over that and to try to fix it. 

So what happens when you take a friendship with two people who have always been completely honest with one another but who are very, very different and have them fall in love with one another? You have a woman with documented problems dealing with imperfect realities (and people) using the same coping mechanisms she’s used her whole life to help her cope with having a boyfriend who is, in fact, imperfect. She lies – to herself and to him. She pushes him when she can, and is somewhat passive-aggressive when she can’t. She turns into a person that she probably isn’t thrilled with becoming, and that’s not the person Nick had been friends with. And Nick tries to change for Jess, but that’s not the person she had been friends with, either. Instead of growing together, they’re forcing changes on themselves. Instead of building a table from scratch out of phone books and duct tape, they’re trying to put together a children’s toy with instructions that don’t make sense. The symbolism is pretty clear. Nick and Jess can’t really work together when they’re trying to fit into each other’s expectations. They can only work if they grow together, and work with one another. The thing is, they also do have to get past their own issues, but maybe that can’t happen when they’re together. Maybe they each need to grow up a little on their own in order to get to the point where they need the other to change less.

Nick and Jess still love each other, and I honestly don’t think they will ever fall completely out of love. I still believe they are meant to be together. But I really think that unless they get back together within the next episode (or maybe, maybe by the season finale, given that it’s only three episodes away), they’re going to spend Season 4 navigating their attempts at staying just friends while still really being in love with one another. It’s entirely possible – and I’m kind of hoping, actually – that at some point next season, if they’re still apart, the two of them will mutually agree that it’s time to move on, attempt to go out on a date with some other person, realize how absurd it is to do so, and get back together. If anything, that’s the only scenario I can come up with where they date other people at all. The upcoming season also provides Nick with time to get his life in order and try to grow up. And I’ve thought all along that Jess needed to come to terms with a number of things, mostly stemming from her parents’ divorce but also her inability to deal with harsh realities, and I think that, objectively, this development sets her up to do just that. To realize exactly what Nick really is to her, to realize what love really is, and to get past her own fears and make her own grownup moves, along with Nick.

So well done, New Girl writers. You tore my heart out in the most perfect way possible. But now you need to fix it – and promise me that you’re never going to do this again.

My TV Show Masterpost

Pushing Daisies:

Season 1:

  1. Pie-Lette
  2. Dummy
  3. The Fun in Funeral
  4. Pigeon
  5. Girth
  6. Bitches
  7. Smell of Success
  8. Bitter Sweets
  9. Corpsicle

Season 2:

  1. Bzzzzzzzzz!
  2. Circus Circus
  3. Bad Habits
  4. Frescorts
  5. Dim Sum Lose Some
  6. Oh Oh Oh… It’s Magic
  7. Robbing Hood
  8. Comfort Food
  9. The Legend of Merle McQuoddy
  10. The Norwegians
  11. Window Dressed to Kill
  12. Water & Power
  13. Kerplunk

Sherlock

Unaired Pilot

Season 1

  1. A Study in Pink
  2. The Blind Banker
  3. The Great Game

Season 2

  1. A Scandal in Belgravia
  2. The Hounds of Baskerville
  3. The Reichenbach Fall

Season 3

  1. Many Happy Returns (Mini Episode)
  2. The Empty Hearse
  3. The Sign of Three
  4. His Last Vow

Doctor Who

Season 1

  1. Rose
  2. The End of the World
  3. The Quiet Undead
  4. Aliens of London
  5. World War Three
  6. Dalek
  7. The Long Game
  8. Father’s Day
  9. The Empty Child
  10. The Doctor Dances
  11. Boom Town
  12. Bad Wolf
  13. The Parting of The Ways

Season 2

  1. New Earth
  2. Tooth & Claw
  3. School Reunion
  4. The Girl In the Fireplace
  5. Rise of the Cybermen
  6. Age of Steel
  7. The Idiot’s Lantern
  8. The Impossible Planet
  9. The Satan Pit
  10. Love & Monsters
  11. Fear Her
  12. Army of Ghosts
  13. Doomsday

Season 3

  1. Smith & Jones
  2. The Shakespeare Code
  3. Gridlock
  4. Daleks In Manhattan
  5. Evolution of the Daleks
  6. The Lazarus Experiment
  7. 42
  8. Human Nature
  9. The Family of Blood
  10. Blink
  11. Utopia
  12. The Sound of Drums
  13. The Last of the Time Lords

Season 4

  1. Partners In Crime
  2. The Fires of Pompeii
  3. Planet of The Ood
  4. The Sontaran Stratagem
  5. The Poison Sky
  6. The Doctor’s Daughter
  7. The Unicorn & the Wasp
  8. Silence In The Library
  9. Forest of the Dead
  10. Midnight
  11. Turn Left
  12. The Stolen Earth
  13. Journey’s End
  14. The Next Doctor (Christmas Special 2008)
  15. Planet of the Dead (Easter Special 2009)
  16. The Water of Mars (Autumn Special 2009)
  17. The End of Time Part 1 (Christmas Special 2009)
  18. The End of Time Part 2 (New Year’s Special 2010) 

Season 5

  1. The Eleventh Hour
  2. The Beast Below
  3. VIctory of the Daleks
  4. The Time of Angels
  5. Flesh & Stone
  6. The Vampires of Venice
  7. Amy’s Choice
  8. The Hungry Eaeth
  9. Cold Blood
  10. Vincent & The Doctor
  11. The Lodger
  12. The Pandorica Opens
  13. The Big Bang

Season 6

  1. The Impossible Astronaut
  2. Day of the Moon
  3. The Curse of the Black Spot
  4. The Doctor’s Wife
  5. The Rebel Flesh
  6. The Almost People
  7. A Good Man Goes to War
  8. Let’s Kill Hitler
  9. Night Terrors
  10. The Girl Who Waited
  11. The God Complex
  12. Closing Time
  13. The Wedding of River Song
  14. The Doctor, The Widow, & The Wardrobe

Season 7

  1. Asylum of the Daleks
  2. Dinosaurs On A Spaceship
  3. A Town Called Mercy
  4. The Power of Three
  5. The Angels Take Manhattan
  6. (Christmas Special) The Snowmen
  7. The Bells of Saint John
  8. The Rings of Akhaten
  9. The Cold War
  10. Hide
  11. Journey to the Center of the TARDIS
  12. The Crimson Horror
  13. Nightmare In Silver
  14. The Name of the Doctor
  15. (Christmas Special) The Doctor, The Widow, & The Wardrobe

American Horror Story

Season 1 

  1. Pilot
  2. Home Invasion
  3. Murder House
  4. Halloween Part 1
  5. Halloween Part 2
  6. Piggy Piggy
  7. Open House
  8. Rubber Man
  9. Spooky Little Girl
  10. Smoldering Children
  11. Birth
  12. After Birth

Season 2

  1. Welcome to Briarcliff
  2. Tricks and Treats
  3. Nor’easter
  4. I Am Anne Frank Part 1
  5. I Am Anne Frank Part 2
  6. The Origins of Monstrosity
  7. Dark Cousin
  8. Unholy Night
  9. The Coat Hanger
  10. The Name Game
  11. Spilt Milk
  12. Continuum
  13. Madness Ends

Season 3

  1. Bitchcraft
  2. Boy Parts
  3. The Replacements
  4. Fearful Pranks Ensue
  5. Burn, Witch, Burn!
  6. The Axeman Cometh
  7. The Dead
  8. The Sacred Taking
  9. Head
  10. The Magical Delights of Stevie Nicks
  11. Protect The Coven
  12. Go To Hell
  13. The Seven Wonders

Supernatural:

Season 1 - Season 2 - Season 3 - Season 4 - Season 5 - Season 6 - Season 7 - Season 8 - Season 9

Game of thrones

Season 1

  1. Winter is Coming
  2. The Kingsroad
  3. Lord Snow
  4. Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things
  5. The Wolf and the Lion
  6. A Golden Crown
  7. You Win or You Die
  8. The Pointy End
  9. Baelor
  10. Fire and Blood

Season 2

  1. The North Remembers
  2. The Night Lands
  3. What is Dead May Never Die
  4. Garden of Bones
  5. The Ghost of Harrenhal
  6. The Old Gods and the New
  7. A Man Without Honor
  8. The Prince of Winterfell
  9. Blackwater
  10. Valar Morghulis

Season 3

  1. Valar Dohaeris
  2. Dark Wings, Dark Words
  3. Walk of Punishment
  4. And Now His Watch is Ended
  5. Kissed by Fire
  6. The Climb
  7. The Bear and the Maiden Fair
  8. Second Sons
  9. The Rains of Castamere
  10. Mhysa

My Mad Fat Diary

Series 1 

  1. Big Wide World
  2. Touched 
  3. Ladies and Gentlemen 
  4. Don’t Ever Tell Anybody Anything
  5. It’s a Wonderful Rae Part 1
  6. It’s a Wonderful Rae Part 2 

Series 2 

  1. Alarm
  2. Radar
  3. Girls
  4. Friday
  5. Inappropriate Adult
  6. Not I

The Office

Season 1

  1. Pilot
  2. Diversity Day
  3. Health Care
  4. The Alliance
  5. Basketball
  6. Hot Girl

Season 2

  1. The Dundies
  2. Sexual Harassment
  3. Office Olympics
  4. The Fire
  5. Halloween
  6. The Fight
  7. The Client
  8. Performance Review
  9. E-mail Surveillance
  10. Christmas Party
  11. Booze Cruise
  12. The Injury
  13. The Secret
  14. The Carpet
  15. Boys and Girls
  16. Valentine’s Day
  17. Dwight’s Speech
  18. Take Your Daughter to Work Day
  19. Michael’s Birthday
  20. Drug Testing
  21. Conflict Resolution
  22. Casino Night

Season 3

  1. Gay Witch Hunt
  2. The Convention
  3. The Coup
  4. Grief Counseling
  5. Initiation
  6. Diwali
  7. Branch Closing
  8. The Merger
  9. The Convict
  10. A Benihana Christmas
  11. Back from Vacation
  12. Episode 12/13: Traveling Salesmen/The Return
  13. Ben Franklin
  14. Phyllis’s Wedding
  15. Business School
  16. Cocktails
  17. The Negotiation
  18. Safety Training
  19. Product Recall
  20. Women’s Appreciation
  21. Beach Games
  22. The Job

Season 4

  1. Fun Run
  2. Dunder Mifflin Infinity
  3. Launch Party
  4. Money
  5. Local Ad
  6. Branch Wars
  7. Survivor Man
  8. The Deposition
  9. Dinner Party
  10. Chair Model
  11. Night Out
  12. Did I Stutter?
  13. Job Fair
  14. Goodbye, Toby

Season 5

  1. Weight Loss
  2. Business Ethics
  3. Baby Shower
  4. Crime Aid
  5. Employee Transfer
  6. Customer Survey
  7. Business Trip
  8. Frame Toby
  9. The Surplus
  10. Moroccan Christmas
  11. The Duel
  12. Prince Family Paper
  13. Stress Relief
  14. Lecture Circuit (Part 1)
  15. Lecture Circuit (Part 2)
  16. Blood Drive
  17. Golden Ticket
  18. New Boss
  19. Two Weeks
  20. Dream Team
  21. Michael Scott Paper Company
  22. Heavy Competition
  23. Broke
  24. Casual Friday
  25. Cafe Disco
  26. Company Picnic

Season 6

  1. Gossip
  2. The Meeting
  3. The Promotion
  4. Niagara
  5. Mafia
  6. The Lover
  7. Koi Pond
  8. Double Date
  9. Murder
  10. Shareholder Meeting
  11. Scott’s Tots
  12. Secret Santa
  13. The Banker
  14. Sabre
  15. The Manager and the Salesman
  16. Episode 16/17: The Delivery
  17. Episode 18: St. Patrick’s Day
  18. New Leads
  19. Happy Hour
  20. Secretary’s Day
  21. Body Language
  22. The Cover Up
  23. The Chump
  24. Whistleblower

Season 7

  1. Nepotism
  2. Counseling
  3. Andy’s Play
  4. Sex Ed
  5. The Sting
  6. Costume Contest
  7. Christening
  8. Viewing Party
  9. WUPHF.com
  10. China
  11. Episode 11/12: Classy Christmas
  12. Ultimatum
  13. The Seminar
  14. The Search
  15. PDA
  16. Threat Level Midnight
  17. Todd Packer
  18. Garage Sale
  19. Training Day
  20. Michael’s Last Dundies
  21. Goodbye, Michael
  22. The Inner Circle
  23. Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager
  24. Search Committee

Season 8

  1. The List
  2. The Incentive
  3. Lotto
  4. Garden Party
  5. Spooked
  6. Doomsday
  7. Pam’s Replacement
  8. Gettysburg
  9. Mrs. California
  10. Christmas Wishes
  11. Trivia
  12. Pool Party
  13. Jury Duty
  14. Special Project
  15. Tallahassee
  16. After Hours
  17. Test the Store
  18. Last Day in Florida
  19. Get the Girl
  20. Welcome Party
  21. Angry Andy
  22. Fundraiser
  23. Turf War
  24. Free Family Portrait Studio

Season 9

  1. New Guys
  2. Roy’s Wedding
  3. Andy’s Ancestry
  4. Work Bus
  5. Here Comes Treble
  6. The Boat
  7. The Whale
  8. The Target
  9. Dwight Christmas
  10. Lice
  11. Suit Warehouse
  12. Customer Loyalty
  13. Junior Salesman
  14. Vandalism
  15. Couples Discount
  16. Moving On
  17. The Farm
  18. Promos
  19. Stairmageddon
  20. Paper Airplane
  21. Livin’ the Dream
  22. Episode 22/23: A.A.R.M.
  23. Season 9 Special: The Office Retrospective
  24. Episode 24/25: Finale

FRIENDS

Season 1//Season 2//Season 3//Season 4//Season 5//Season 6//Season 7//Season 8//Season 9//Season 10

NEW GIRL

Season One:

  1. Pilot
  2. Kryptonite
  3. Wedding
  4. Naked
  5. Cece Crashes
  6. Thanksgiving
  7. Bells
  8. Bad in Bed
  9. The 23rd
  10. The Story of the 50
  11. Jess and Julia
  12. The Landlord
  13. Valentine’s Day
  14. Bully
  15. Injured
  16. Control
  17. Fancyman, Pt. 1
  18. Fancyman, Pt. 2
  19. Secrets
  20. Normal
  21. Kids
  22. Tomatoes
  23. Backslide
  24. See Ya

Season Two:

  1. Re-Launch
  2. Katie
  3. Fluffer
  4. Neighbors
  5. Models
  6. Halloween
  7. Menzies
  8. Parents
  9. Eggs
  10. Bathtub
  11. Santa
  12. Cabin
  13. A Father’s Love
  14. Pepperwood
  15. Cooler
  16. Table 34
  17. Parking Spot
  18. TinFinity
  19. Quick Hardening Caulk
  20. Chicago
  21. First Date
  22. Bachelorette Party
  23. Virgins
  24. Winston’s Birthday, Pt. 1
  25. Elaine’s Big Day

Season Three:

  1. All In
  2. Nerd
  3. Double Date
  4. The Captain
  5. The Box
  6. Keaton
  7. Coach
  8. Menus
  9. Longest Night Ever
  10. Thanksgiving III
  11. Clavado En un Bar
  12. Basketsball
  13. Birthday
  14. Prince
  15. Exes
  16. Sister
  17. Sister II
  18. Sister III
  19. Fired Up

VAMPIRE DIARIES

Season 1

  1. Pilot
  2. The Night of the Comet
  3. Friday Night Bites
  4. Family Ties
  5. You’re Undead to Me
  6. Lost Girls
  7. Haunted
  8. 162 Candles
  9. History Repeating
  10. The Turning Point
  11. Bloodlines
  12. Unpleasantville
  13. Children of the Damned
  14. Fool Me Once
  15. A Few Good Men
  16. There Goes the Neighborhood
  17. Let the Right One In
  18. Under Control
  19. Miss Mystic Falls
  20. Blood Brothers
  21. Isobel
  22. Founder’s Day

Season 2

  1. The Return
  2. Brave New World
  3. Bad Moon Rising
  4. Memory Lane
  5. Kill or Be Killed
  6. Plan B
  7. Masquerade
  8. Rose
  9. Katerina
  10. The Sacrifice
  11. By the Light of the Moon
  12. The Descent
  13. Daddy Issues
  14. Crying Wolf
  15. The Dinner Party
  16. The House Guest
  17. Know Thy Enemy
  18. The Last Dance
  19. Klaus
  20. The Last Day
  21. The Sun Also Rises
  22. As I Lay Dying

Season 3

  1. The Birthday
  2. The Hybrid
  3. The End of the Affair
  4. Disturbing Behavior
  5. The Reckoning
  6. Smells Like Teen Spirit
  7. Ghost World
  8. Ordinary People
  9. Homecoming
  10. The New Deal
  11. Our Town
  12. The Ties That Bind
  13. Bringing Out the Dead
  14. Dangerous Liaisons
  15. All My Children
  16. 1912
  17. Break on Through
  18. The Murder of One
  19. Heart of Darkness
  20. Do Not Go Gentle
  21. Before Sunset
  22. The Departed

Season 4

  1. Growing Pains
  2. Memorial
  3. The Rager
  4. The Five
  5. The Killer
  6. We All Go a Little Mad Sometimes
  7. My Brother’s Keeper
  8. We’ll Always Have Bourbon Street
  9. O Come, All Ye Faithful
  10. After School Special
  11. Catch Me if You Can
  12. A View to a Kill
  13. Into the Wild
  14. Down the Rabbit Hole
  15. Stand by Me
  16. Bring It On
  17. Because the Night
  18. American Gothic
  19. Pictures of You
  20. The Originals
  21. She’s Come Undone
  22. The Walking Dead
  23. Graduation

Season 5

  1. I Know What You Did Last Summer
  2. True Lies
  3. Original Sin
  4. For Whom the Bell Tolls
  5. Monster’s Ball
  6. Handle With Care
  7. Death and the Maiden
  8. Dead Man on Campus
  9. The Cell
  10. Fifty Shades of Grayson
  11. 500 Years of Solitude
  12. The Devil Inside
  13. Total Eclipse of the Heart
  14. No Exit
  15. Gone Girl

MERLIN

Series 1

  1. The Dragon’s Call
  2. Valiant
  3. The Mark of Nimueh
  4. The Poisoned Chalice
  5. Lancelot
  6. A Remedy to Cure All Ills
  7. The Gates of Avalon
  8. The Beginning of the End
  9. Excalibur
  10. The Moment of Truth
  11. The Labyrinth of Gedref
  12. To Kill the King
  13. Le Morte d’Arthur

Series 2

  1. The Curse of Cornelius Sigan
  2. The Once and Future Queen
  3. The Nightmare Begins
  4. Lancelot and Guinevere
  5. Beauty and the Beast (pt. 1)
  6. Beauty and the Beast (pt. 2)
  7. The Witchfinder
  8. The Sins of the Father
  9. The Lady of the Lake
  10. Sweet Dreams
  11. The Witch’s Quickening
  12. The Fires of Idirsholas
  13. The Last Dragonlord

Series 3

  1. The Tears of Uther Pendragon (pt. 1)
  2. The Tears of Uther Pendragon (pt. 2)
  3. Goblin’s Gold
  4. Gwaine
  5. The Crystal Cave
  6. The Changeling
  7. The Castle of Fyrien
  8. The Eye of the Phoenix
  9. Love in the Time of Dragons
  10. Queen of Hearts
  11. The Sorcerer’s Shadow
  12. The Coming of Arthur (pt. 1)
  13. The Coming of Arthur (pt. 2)

Series 4

  1. The Darkest Hour (pt. 1)
  2. The Darkest Hour (pt. 2)
  3. The Wicked Day
  4. Aithusa
  5. His Father’s Son
  6. A Servant of Two Masters
  7. The Secret Sharer
  8. Lamia
  9. Lancelot du Lac
  10. A Herald of the New Age
  11. The Hunter’s Heart
  12. The Sword in the Stone (pt. 1)
  13. The Sword in the Stone (pt. 2)

Series 5

  1. Arthur’s Bane (pt. 1)
  2. Arthur’s Bane (pt. 2)
  3. The Death Song of Uther Pendragon
  4. Another’s Sorrow
  5. The Disir
  6. The Dark Tower
  7. A Lesson in Vengeance
  8. The Hollow Queen
  9. With All My Heart
  10. The Kindness of Strangers
  11. The Drawing of the Dark
  12. The Diamond of the Day (pt. 1)
  13. The Diamond of the Day (pt. 2)

So I realized I actually really like making masterposts so here is my TV show one, please feel free to message me if any of the links won’t work, and i’ll be happy to get you a working one! I have other masterposts here so feel free to use those too. You can use this masterpost or any of these links in your own! <3

*Update* The Rains Of Castamere Link Has Been Fixed