coolbye

  • Arin: Heyyy, off camera I was just sayin that I was gonna fuck Dan.
  • Dan: Whoa! What? Really?
  • Arin: Yeah
  • Dan: Did that happen??
  • Arin: No-Well, I said that.
  • Dan: I don't fully recall that.
  • Arin: Well you never acknowledged whether or not that was the case...
  • Dan: [laugh]
  • Arin: Sooooo...? I'm waiting~
  • Dan: Peo~ple are watch~ing
  • Arin: It's kinda rude to leave me hanging like that.
  • Dan: Uhhh. I'll check with Suzy.
  • Arin: [tcheuuucccchhh] She says it's okay.
  • Dan: [laugh] [imitates Arin] 'Speaking on behalf of my wife--'
  • Arin: [impatient] ohh my god!
  • Dan: '--my monogamous wife that we pledged each other to--'
  • Arin: I already talked to her about it! God! Why don't you believe me?
  • Dan: Cut to, like, you being like 'HeySuzyCanIFuckDan?'
  • And she's like [high voice] 'What?'
  • Y'like 'CoolBye!'