cool-dudes

I get offended when ppl say they don’t like Tom Hardy bc he seems like a cool dude and literally all he does is talk about dogs leave Tom Hardy alone he is not hurting u

I decided to call titus a he pretty much at random because I thought it would be cool to have a dude rat named titus andronicus and like I don’t let sex determine the gender of people so like why should I let that determine my pets gender you know like who gives a shit but like rats are pretty heavy on the sexual dimorphism but titus ended up pretty big and fat and low energy like a male (dmab????? does this even apply to animals. there needs to be better words for things) rat anyway. like he’s kinda straddling that line

so like fuck off mom quit giving me shit about my rat that clearly disproves your shitty ideas about gender anyway BUT ALSO my rat is trans because of me in a way that makes literally no difference to him because he is a rat who does not understand human culture but also he has a half&half body like mine :)

i walked outside to take the trash out and my redneck neighbor was outside and said, “cool hat, dude!”

anonymous asked:

I feel like if I knew you in real life, we'd be really good friends and share writing and playlists and book lists and movie lists you're such a cool dude

thank you that sounds cool

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARK! Yesterday was markiplier​ ‘s birthday and.. -sigh- i’m late to the race again! ´__`;;

this is Mark in my mind but in reality he’s probably more like 

yea.. >_>;;

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AGAIN MARK! i hope you had a good one with Jack, Bob and Wade uwu;;

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