cool stuff i want to buy

My fellow space-loving asexuals! I wanted some cool ace stuff so I made a logo for us based on a certain famous space agency! (it’s to remind you that you’re out of this world ♥︎)

If you want to buy it as a sticker or t-shirt etc you can find it on my redbubble here

fashion consults!

as most of you know, I was in the hospital this month. why? my heart. again. always. two cardiac arrests within a fifteen minute span as I was getting ready for work; an ambulance came and got me and everything. after that, it was two weeks of tests and surgery and new medications and short-term disability and ultimately, no answers. my heart condition remains a rare and mysterious jewel. so good news: I’m alive. bad news: I’m an american who just spent two weeks in the best electrocardiology ward in new york city. which means medical bills. so many fucking medical bills. 

now, I have insurance, but before it kicks in I have a significant deductible to meet. every scrap of every paycheck is going towards those bills for the foreseeable future. which isn’t great, considering I took two-thirds of my closet off to a consignment store about a month before this happened. You guys know me, I’d like to be able to fill it out again. so I’m proposing a trade: I’ll dress you if you dress me. 

style consulting - rates and services

  1. $15 option - one time occasion styling! if you have a wedding or a graduation or a big date coming up, I’ll hop on skype with you for a half-hour and see what we can do with the clothes you already have.
  2. $20 option - fashion guidance. I’ll ask you to send me five to seven pictures of outfits, styles, or fashion icons that you like. from there, I’ll write up my impressions of your fashion goals, advise you towards certain trends, and help you solidify your sense of personal style. (here is an example)
  3. $40 option - fashion guidance + personal shopper. You’ll receive all the services of #1, plus I’ll discuss your budget and then go shopping for you. I’ll put together ten items within your price range that will help you meet your style aspirations. 
  4. $65 option - fashion guidance + personal shopper + skype consult. You’ll receive all the services of #1 and #2, plus I will set up a 45 minute in-person skype consult with you. We’ll go through your closet (or whatever items you choose) together, and I’ll help you pinpoint which garments will work with your new look, and which ones won’t. 

**request via an ask - include your email address, your name, and which service you want - I’ll send you an email and we can begin the conversation there.** 

(note: all these prices are suggested. obviously if you’re willing to donate more, I’d appreciate it, each option takes about an hour and a half more to do than the option preceding it. if you want something different than what I’m offering, send me a message and we’ll talk details.)

(second note: I’ll be doing these requests in the order I get them. When I get your inquiry, I’ll let you know where you are in the queue.)

I’ll still be giving out style advice all the time on this blog, don’t worry! But in-depth, individually tailored stuff takes me a lot of time, and I’d like to be able to turn that into something I can use to buy shoes that won’t fall apart with nyc wear.

hope to dress you soon! ♥

okay yall let me tell u abt this shit!!!!

so i found this when i was fourteen and searching for stuff to buy with an amazon gift card for my birthday. honestly, the whole thing
looks like a scam. the packaging looks like something one of your mom’s old high school friends would give your family for a free trial at a high school reunion as some sort of slimming supplement and your brother takes two and ends up in the er with persistent stomach cramps. it looks like something youd find in the back of a trader joes and pass without a second thought.

however, i was fourteen and had nothing better to do, so i bought it. and this is actually pretty fucking cool. you let one of these tablets dissolve on your tongue (they taste kinda nasty, but bearable), and for about half an hour to forty-five minutes afterwards, sour food tastes sweet!!!! REALLY sweet. theres a huge difference. i ate like half a lemon because it tasted like candy. i drank vinegar and it tasted GOOD (though u probably shouldnt do that bc who knows what drinking a bottle of vinegar will do to your stomach. i know i sounds like a tumblr user trying to convince you to use one of those free survey websites, but this shit ROCKS


the link is http://amzn.to/2x6Zit4 if u want to buy it, and help me out a little bit in the process (though i swear that has nothing to do with my recommending it to you. i really do love this stuff)

Okay you know what I want? I want a huge Super family, I want all of Lois and Clark’s kids alive and well, okay?

I want Jon-Jon as the baby

Chris as a little older (12) who’s joined at the hip with Jon, they fight, get into trouble back each other up, you know brothers

Conner is the cool older high school brother who baby sits some times and the littles bug the shit out of be he adores them (though he’d never admit it)

and Mia is the super cool, older sister in college who always is willing to drive you anywhere, buys the kids stuff they technically shouldn’t have and is super lax about rule enforcement when she babysits 

and poor Lois and Clark are the long suffering parents of 4 dramatic over the top, wild and stupid Superkids 

limerence: clumsy → 1

pairing: zach dempsey / reader

genre: part one in a drabble series called ‘limerence’ about boyfriend!zach 

about: not only did you literally stumble into zach, but into his heart as well. 


Your first day at a brand new school couldn’t be going better. You had single-handedly managed to rip your brand new silk dress, lose your class schedule, and make 0 friends in a span of less than 4 hours. 

“What kind of shit is this?” You thought to yourself as you searched the sea of students in the crowded hall for a friendly face, finding none. You needed to ask someone to show you where the science hall was and help you open your locker, but no one seemed to want to give you the time of day. 

There was a tedious familiarity of standing alone in a crowded space, watching people pass you by and feeling like you were merely an object strategically placed to display teenage normalcy. 

The end of lunch was fast approaching and standing feeling sorry for yourself was getting old. With newfound determination you bobby pinned the strap of your dress back on, put the loose tendrils of your hair behind your ear, and murmured a soft, “you got this, kid,” under your breath. 

You had spotted a girl dressed in a vivid daffodil colored sundress and you made a beeline straight towards her. Consumed by your sudden sense of purpose and thoughts of how she looked like a beacon of light in the cold murky waters that was the student body, you hadn’t noticed a certain tall basketball player was about to cross your path. 

With a small gasp of surprise you butted straight into his side, swaying backwards and tripping over your feet. A small groan of defeat left your lips as a small ache developed on the bridge of your nose. 

“Hey are you okay?” 

His voice was like deep, rich, smooth chocolate and laced with such genuine concern that it almost seemed to quell the dull twinge of pain on your face. Wanting to see if such an alluring voice had an equally alluring face you looked up and damn it did. 

You could feel your eyes involuntarily widening and the once leisure pace of your beating heart turn rapid. You swept over the gorgeous expanse of his face, committing the slope of his nose and the smooth flesh of his pout to memory in case you never had another chance to be at such close proximity to him. 

“Not trying to be rude, but i’m pretty sure we lost this staring contest a long time ago.” His words brought you back to reality and an uncontrollable blush coated your cheeks, you were sure he could feel the burning heat of them. 

“Actually you lost, i’ve been staring for how long?” Is all you could muster, trying to mask your embarrassment with humor. The beautiful stranger let out a small chuckle, a sound so lovely it brought a smile to your face.

“So long I think you broke a record just now,” he responds playing along. “The dudes from guinness world records should be here any minute now.” 

You pretend to look around the halls in search for them. “Good. They’re not here yet, I still have time to prepare my acceptance speech.” You both laugh at your comment and you can’t help the bubbling giddiness you feel from the silly exchange of words with him. “You’re funny, whats your name?” 

“Y/n.”

“Nice. I’m Zach.” You had never thought a name could be this hot until now. Wanting to prolong your time with him, get your stupid locker open, and get to at least one class without being late you asked, “Well Zach, besides helping me break world records would you mind helping me with the glorious task of opening my locker and taking me to the science hall? You will be rewarded generously.” 

His coffee brown eyes look off into the distance, pretending to ponder over your offer. “Lead the way.”

Your lips turn up in a content smile, walking over to your locker with a spring in your step. “My combination is 0-8-24.” 

You watch as his lithe fingers spin over the lock, opening it on the first time with a satisfying click. “There you go.”

You try not to gape at how quickly and simply he opened it, you had stood there before for a good 10 minutes without any luck. “I swear I know how to open lockers, this one just didn’t like me.” 

He smiles amused at how adorably your eyebrows furrowed, expressing your distaste at the rusty blue locker. “Well now that this is opened, whats my reward?”

He takes a flirtatious tone, insinuating that he has a certain something in mind. 

“Well that depends, what do you want?” Your words come out breathy as he steps closer to you. He laughs lightly at the sudden change in your tone, the once ringing voice now soft-spoken. 

“A date,” he responds in an indifferent tone that is more suited to say just buying some stuff or gonna go out for a walk. You raise your eyebrow at his request, faking your cool composure. 

“Take me to the science hall and submit a one page essay about why I should and I might just consider it.” 


hello! this is the first time i’ve ever put one of my works out there and i’d really appreciate any feedback anyone has :-) 

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Okay while I’m at it (i mean talking abt my art policy w someone laughs)
I would like to share this thing happened to me from months ago.
Something I rlly have to tell to all my followers or people who visit my page.

To begin with, I’m a really flexible kind of artist regarding my own art’s policies.

Use as icon? Use it. Use as header? Use it. Repost? Redraw? Trace? Reference? Yep, totally don’t mind, go ahead. I see those stuff as ways to appreciate my art, instead i would like laughs at it and “wow why would you like my ugly art cries, thanks tho.”
There is only one thing I ask from you all, “a credit”, yep, a link back to my tumblr. Or my twitter, or my name, just anything.

Because all I want is “respect and honesty” alright, you don’t need to ask my permission, but if you respect me & my art you surely would at least write down my name on the caption right?

Lol i became too sappy im sorry.
And well so, it’s not rare, but not often either for me to saw my art getting reposted. But this one particular haikyuu page in fb reposted my art without a credit to me. I wouldnt tell which art and which page bcs i don’t want problems. Please don’t look it up either i beg you.

Ok so, ofc my friend is like “haru isn’t this your art?” So I’m like “oh yes it is”
So i went to the page, and comment, kindly and politely, to put my link to tumblr on the caption. Thought, honestly, i wouldnt mind if they don’t do it either bcs if you see the comment section, the link is there, right there.
But this page, instead of choosing to just ignore the comment, which is already quite rude, choose to delete my comment.
My friends are like “whoa wtf, do u need a hand” but I’m too tired of shits already so I’m like “nah it’s cool.”

Ok, so, I’m no big artist, and I’m totally cool with this kind of thing. But it’s rlly unrespectful to the artist to do this kind of thing man. If you can’t support the artist by buying their stuff, commissing them, well excuse u, at least pls support them by respecting them.

To the admin of that page, i forgive you but please don’t do it anymore cries.

I’m sorry for rambling too much, i just feel like i need to make this post so some ppl would know all i want is my name written on the caption
Here have a KageHina :’) i haven’t been drawing so much lately cries //rolls away

Whoa, thank you all. I love the cool stuff this fandom comes up with and love being a part of it with you guys.

I’m gonna do a follower giveaway but I’ll have to do it in a few weeks because I’m going to Asia in…3 days. So let’s see what cool stuff I can grab while I’m in Tokyo (omg yes I’m going to Kiddy Land). 

Send me asks or whatever if you think I should pick up something from a particular fandom for prizes (if I see GF, I’m buying GF, but I don’t think I’ll see anything – so like? One Piece? Sanrio stuff? YOI?). 

I’m gonna try to finish my remaining asks while I’m on the long flights, but if you want, now’s a good time to shoot me a simple request since I’ll be stuck in a tube in the sky for hours and hours and will probably draw when I’m not contemplating the liminality of being in economy for 14 hours in a row.

I LOVE YOU ALL FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART

stargazer606  asked:

Finally! Could you do reactions of RFA+v and saeran going to a con with MC. And she is a super hardcore cosplayer.

~No prob! I’ve never been to a con so I apologize for not being super knowledgeable on this but I will try my best…^^;;


Yoosung

  • He actually wants to dress up, too!
  • He goes as a LOLOL character
  • Has been helping you put together a great cosplay
  • Feels super proud to walk around in your outfits together
  • Freaks out happily if someone wants to take a photo of him
  • He feels like a real warrior that day
  • Is low-key getting protective of you when guys ask to take a picture with you
  • Will be holding you close and holding your hand for the remainder of the con
  • You both end up making a ton of friends and just having a blast

Jumin

  • What is a…con?
  • He is so confused
  • Ends up going with you but has body guards surrounding you at all times
  • You’re trying to get him to relax because people want photographs and stuff and slowly he eases up and lets people near you
  • Asking what everything is
  • Which is exhausting
    • “Who is this character, who is that? What are they supposed to be? Is this edible? MC come here and explain what these people are doing. Are these valuable?”
  • Buying all the things
  • Decided that he wants to put on his own con
  • For cats
  • The money will go to animal shelters and to help feed cats

Zen

  • He’s heard of this before
    • “Sounds fun!”
  • As long as your cosplay isn’t too provocative
  • He doesn’t want men staring at you!
  • You guys actually come across some people cosplaying as him!
  • He is so flattered~
  • Ends up taking pictures with them and posting it online
  • He loves it!
  • One girl asks to get a photo and then says “great Zen cosplay” like she didn’t even realize it was actually him
  • He is so proud of your outfit honestly and taking a zillion pictures of you all around the event
  • He would definitely do this again

Jaehee

  • She really isn’t into the idea at first
  • Until she remembers all of the Zen merch she could find there
  • Loves your cosplay as well but honestly she is zooming off to find merch the minute you get there
  • She’s got so much stuff by the end of the day
  • Takes photos with Zen cosplayers
  • Overall, when you met back up, she expressed that she did in fact have a lot of fun
  • And she actually wants to do this again
    • “Maybe you can help me with a costume, too?”

Saeyoung

  • He’s super into this
  • He will be just as hardcore as you are and also dress up
  • But also would have a merch booth selling models and stuff he created
  • Just the coolest stuff ever
  • He makes a killing, money wise
    • “More money for my baby and my baby cars!”
  • Would get in on all of the crazy antics that go on
  • Straight up running around with you
  • Taking video of everyone he pranks there and posting it
  • Screams for you when you win the cosplay contest
  • Has possibly created a whole website dedicated to you and your cosplays

V

  • He is actually very involved and excited
  • As long as it makes you happy, he will be there for you!
  • Thinks that you are amazing
  • Starts to research and understand cosplay etc
  • Though he isn’t completely unfamiliar with it, he’s done a few shoots for people in their costumes
  • Just excited for all of the photo ops
  • Glued behind his camera the whole time
  • Mostly taking pictures of you but also of all the other cool cosplays he comes across!
  • People start asking for his card so they can hire him
  • It was a really fruitful evening for you guys!

Saeran

  • If it’s something you’re into…
  • Low-key stoked, he loves this shit
  • Will cosplay as a villain
  • Scaring kids that are there at the con if he gets the chance
  • Won’t get out of photos that people are trying to take of you
    • “Hey, I just want MC, can you step aside?…”
    • “No.”
  • Drags you around the merch tables
  • Freaks out when he finds stuff he is into and ends up buying a good amount
  • Gets tired of the crowds and enjoys sitting at the panels while he eats candy and relaxes for a bit
    • Every time you pass another cosplayer:
      • “Your outfit is way better than that..Tch…”
Ice Cream Buffet Table

I just got cool kitchen stuff today, and the first thing I wanted to do was make my own ice cream parlor. That was when I found out that you can’t buy the cartons of ice cream. You have to make them yourself. That is why I bring you my newest buffet table. It features ten different ice cream flavors that spawn randomly on the table.  (I still haven’t figured out a way around this.) 

The flavors included are: chocolate, vanilla, strawberry, butter pecan, rainbow sherbet, lemon gelato, taste of diet, blue moon, twin roses, and plant matter.

This buffet table requires City Living and Cool Kitchen Stuff.

Download (SimFileShare)

Download (Google)

Things to avoid in High School.

So the problem with schools is that no one prepares you for it and even tho everyone’s experience of High School is different there are some core things that don’t change and by knowing them you will make your life a lot easier.So today I’m going to be discussing the truth about High School and more specifically things that you better avoid during these three years👇🏻👇🏻.

• Purchasing your meal: So there is this unspoken rule that buying food from the cafeteria or snack bar or whatever it is, is cool, LIE.Unless you go to a very good school, school food sucks; it’s not good and it’s not good for you. I mean, I know that most of you guys can prepare a really bomb meal WAY better than all these gross foods that they serve you at school,plus don’t forget that it’s much healthier and it saves money.

• Distracting people: Okay so I know that many of you guys want to meet other people during your High School years and stuff and that’s completely fine really, BUT, please be very careful about who you’re hanging out with.Many times we can’t see the damage that a person is doing to us before it’s too late.Avoid any encounter with children that aren’t a good influence to you,that don’t inspire you or motivate you to become better,that don’t challenge you to try more so you can be in the same level with them.

• Rumors/Gossip/Drama: You’re already “You ask for too much now”. Alright, let me tell you something in High School at least once a week there will be a huge thing going on that everyone will talk about like “Olivia kissed Stefan” or “Jack got expelled”, please don’t get too involved (or not involved at all).I don’t think that who Olivia kissed last week is a very useful and important information for you right now so just forget all about it and focus on your school, you don’t have time for that 😒.

• Sitting with friends in classes: I know that when you walk in to your class and just scan over to see where to sit you feel very tempted to join the corner where all of your friends are, but don’t.Believe me I’ve done this so many times and I ended up not finishing my work and getting in a lot of trouble because of talking, just sit whenever you think you will be able to just stop any thoughts for an hour and focus on this particular assignment without any distraction.

But consider this

I still have like two unfinished shidge fics so IDK if I ever will write this so here are my hcs for it

Your Obligatory Pidge is neighbors with Single Dad Shiro and his son Keith

-early 30s single dad Shiro and his son 5 year old Keith living in an apartment

-20s Pidge just moving next door

-awkward “Oh hey good morning!” followed by the “I made too much food would you like some?” nice moves pidge

-the “yeah sure thanks”

-the “Would you like to come inside?”

-the “let me go get my son”

-the omg he has a son?! He is married I have zero chances damn oh well time to hide my feelings in a dark void and be a good neighbor

- the “must be hard having children at a young age” followed by the explanation that shiro is in his 30s and Pidge laughing it off as a joke until he tells her he is serious and she is like HOW

-but also Shiro being busy with work and asking Pidge to take care of Keith for the night

-I’m guessing Pidge is into programming, tech stuff, freelancer so their time is pretty much at their control, although most of their freelance work comes from Altea Tech, their friend Hunk works there

-the Keith looking at Pidge’s photos hung on the the wall and seeing Pidge’s mom and asking “What are moms like??”

-Pidge realizing Keith never had a mom but yeah pidge has to say something “moms are nice, heartwarming. They take good care of you. Sometimes, they do scold you but that is because they love you and wants the very best for you.”

-”That sounds a lot like dad.”

-”Yep. Shiro is cool like that.”

-”Doesn’t that mean dad is twice as cool because he does both?” “Yeah. he is.”

-cue Pidge watching Lilo n Stich or maybe treasure planet with Keith and Keith falling asleep, Shiro getting home, thanking Pidge and carrying Keith back to his apartment

-Pidge hesitating because they may be intruding but then going with it saying Shiro is a very admirable and strong person as they are able to raise a wonderful son and also be amazing with their work

-Shiro being ???? then realizing that Pidge knows, probably from Keith, and then smiles and says thank you and good night before leaving

-Pidge closing their door and collapsing on the floor because how can shiro be this good-looking and perfect?! It is unfair, unjust

-Pidge meeting with Hunk to talk about their frustrations

-the “If he is single, then why don’t you just date him?!”

-”but what if he isn’t looking for someone and I end up ruining our good relations???”

-Also, previous neighbors the Sanchez, aka Kiddy Lance playing with Kiddy Keith with a really bad crush on Kiddy Keith because they thought Kiddie Keith was a girl, Curse u MULLET, and now they feel betrayed and confused af with their feelings somebody help these poor children u need to tell him it is ok to like boys pls

-by previous neighbors, I mean the Sanchez family  used to live in Pidge’s apartment, they saved enough money for a house so they moved to one, still in the neighborhood though

-Lance sleeping over because his parents had to do stuff (and by that I mean Lance crying like a baby because they miss Keith)

-Keith being all sparkly and excited and everything, Shiro is a happy dad

-Keith inviting PIDGE over, because Pidge and their movie collection are cool and not overrated and also because Keith wants Pidge to meet Lance

-because let’s face it, Shiro buys overrated movies, no time to go hunt the net for the good secret ones, but Pidge knows what is up

-the kid watching Brother Bear, Pidge brings popcorn and the kids swear they make the best popcorn

-Shiro falls asleep fast, poor dad needs rest, taking care of a 5 year old son and keeping up with work is a difficult job

-Keith swears he always does this in movie nights. Pidge drapes a blanket over shiro

-cue crying because Brother Bear is full of feels and shiro waking up because crying noises, note everyone is crying even Pidge 

-Shiro trying to not laugh at them, at pidge specifically, because Pidge cried watching brother bear, omg

-but Keith doesn’t know it is pidge he is laughing at and goes all defensive and like Brother Bear is an beautiful movie about ummmm…. brotherhood and bears, dad. You can’t laugh at brother bear when you slept on it.

-And Shiro just ruffling Keith’s hair saying yeah he is sorry and then looks at PIdge and winks (Pidge is internally and eternally screaming) as some form of I am sorry I laughed at you

-they finish the few remaining minutes of Brother bear and kids go to bed, Pidge goes back to their apartment

-Also Pidge, no car Pidge, bringing big bags when they go buy groceries coming down from buses and Shiro seeing that

-Shiro offering Pidge rides to the grocery store with him and Keith and Pidge saying yes because that would be a hell lot easier also GROCERY DATES

-Keith is in the cart obviously, Pidge is nice enough to make “vroom vroom” sounds for the kid, shiro never thought of that also they have dinner outside after this

-COOK DATES, aka Chef Dad Shiro, teaches Pidge some goddamn cooking because Pidge only knows how to cook pasta

-Shiro lowkey realizing he might be falling for Pidge but opting to just keep it to himself because Pidge is at their Prime, they can do anything in their 20s and well a single dad with a 5 year old kid isn’t exactly what people in their 20s are looking for (Joke is on you Shiro)

-Basically Shiro liking Pidge but considers his feelings something that will hold Pidge back so he doesn’t do anything about them

-How’s about daddy holt not going with non-binary and pidge being 100% done so they left their home at 18 bless matt for offering them a place to stay

-And how’s about some sad nights for Pidge because they remember daddy holt and they go drinking and moon viewing in the balcony

- cue accidentally breaking one of their pots and getting Shiro’s attention who hurries to their balcony because something just broke n they see pidge drunk in the moonlight

-the “Pidge are you okay? Is something wrong?”

-the “Oh hey Shiro. *hic*”

-the “You shouldn’t be here. You’re drunk, Pidge. It’s dangerous.” with the I am genuinely worried look

-the “tis fine. I’m perfectly fine.”

-the “Is something bothering you? Would you like to talk to me about it? I mean, if you are okay with it.”

-the SMILE in the glistening moonlight of pidge

-the arms stretching “You’re right shiro. I shouldn’t be here like this. I should hit the sheets. Good night.” before leaving

-the morning with the holy shit this HANGOVER and the need to go to the convenience store only to find a bag of Hangover coping drinks and meds on your door’s handle with the message:

“You’ll need these. Take Care,” -Shiro

-KEITH LOVES FINDING NEMO OKAY SO MUCH BECAUSE HE RELATES TO IT SO MUCH HE LOVES HIS PAPA OKAY?!!! I AM NOT OKAY

-KEITH GOES WITH PIDGE AND SHIRO TO GO WATCH FINDING DORY YEAH PIDGE AND KEITH CRY

-after the movie keith is like I am Nemo Papa is Merlin nemo’s papa and Pidge is dory

Seventeen Reaction: Your Guy Best Friend Buys You Whatever You Want

“SVT Reaction to Your Guy Best friend Buying U whatever you want” -Anon

A/N: This is one of my first times doing reactions so I apologize if it is not the best! -Admin Sara

Seungcheol/S.Coups:

  • “Let me buy you something.”
  • “Who is this guy?”
  • Pouts the whole time cause this bean just wants to buy cute stuff for you but when he starts buying you everything what is left for him to get you.
  • Is a bit afraid you’ll stop telling him what you want and around Christmas and birthdays he’ll have to guess what you want.
  • Just wants to provide. 

Originally posted by scoupstv


Jeonghan:

  • He’s happy he isn’t spending money
  • Is a bit sad still cause he wants to buy you cute things
  • Pressed?
  • “Oh, we need milk, get your best friend to buy it for you”
  • Is okay with it yet not so it confuses you SO much.

Originally posted by eggyyoon


Jisoo/Joshua:

  • How sweet of him
  • “Oh my gosh he bought you that outfit, its really cute”
  • “Sorry I couldn’t be there to buy it”
  • Pouts
  • “I’ll buy you a whole new closet next time we go shopping!”

Originally posted by jisooosgf


Junhui/Jun:

  • I didn’t come here to date you and your best friend
  • “Why is he buying you all this stuff. I wanted to pay for that!”
  • I… wanted? to pay for that
  • “Why am I even mad, like I don’t understand.”
  • “Thank you for buying that?”

Originally posted by mvnghaos


Soonyoung/Hoshi:

  • “Lets go shopping now, I have to buy stuff before him”
  • Makes you give him a list of things you want so if your friend buys them he still has back ups to get you
  • This babe likes buying you random gifts so it sort of rains on his parade.
  • “Oh… he bought you one… okay.” Hides the exact thing he just bought you as your surprise gift behind his back
  • “I have to go to the store again”
  • :( ½

Originally posted by amemericans


Wonwoo:

  • Tries not to let you go shopping with the guy but somehow even if you don’t you still have new stuff.
  • “Why are there boxes of shoes at the door? I thought you didn’t go out today”
  • “Oh. I see.”
  • “Can’t you just tell him I want to buy you presents too? It isn’t fair if he is buying everything before I can.”

Originally posted by seoten


Jihoon/Woozi:

  • “Why are gifts just appearing in this houSE?”
  • “Where are you even getting all of this stuff?”
  • How does he even have money anymore, he bought you like 200 things in one day.
  • Drags you to the store, even if he got out of practice at 3AM and the only store open just sells gum. You’re going.
  • “I don’t care if you’re tired. I’m tired of not being able to buy you as much stuff and it makes me feel bad. Now gET UP.”

Originally posted by cheolshu


Seokmin/DK:

  • “He’s buying you stuff? Cute.”
  • “What’d you get today?” :|
  • “N-no I am happy he is buying you stuff and you’re able to hang out and stuff with him. But… Isn’t he spending a lot of money on you… are you sure that is okay? Like he has enough money to do that?”
  • ?
  • Is more worried about your friends spending habits than trying to buy you anything
  • Doesn’t want your friend to feel left out of the gift circle
  • Buys your friend random gifts in return so he at least gets something other than pure friendship back.

Originally posted by pledisseventeen


Mingyu:

  • “I mean you can still hang out with him, I don’t really care… I just don’t like him.”
  • Tries to buy you more stuff 
  • “Oh that’s what he got you… well I got you THIS.”
  • “Yeah well, you’re the one dating me.”
  • You’re dating me.
  • Tries to ask your friend to stop buying you so much stuff but then gets caught and you think hes jealous.
  • “You’re dating me. How could I be jealous?”

Originally posted by visual-17


Minghao/The8:

  • Sees you getting everything you want made him just a bit upset because he enjoys buying you things
  • Starts trying to find unique things that you didn’t even know you wanted
  • “Yeah, he may have bought you like 3 pairs of shoes today but the bracelet I got you… Yeah. I picked out everything.”
  • Acts really cool and proud about all the stuff he finds.

Originally posted by minghaeo


Seungkwan:

  • Made your best friend mad accidentally? when he first asked him to stop because he called it clutter. 
  • Sees how much he buys you now and gets mad but just keeps joking about it.
  • “Can he buy me stuff?”
  • “My best friend who?”
  • “No seriously though Y/N, it could work I have a plan.”

Originally posted by mvpgyu


Hansol/Vernon:

  • Not really upset, but also not fine with it either
  • Tries to buy you a bunch of stuff while out with you
  • Makes a list of stuff you want so he doesn’t forget and makes you promise not to tell your friend about the stuff so he can at least try and buy it first
  • “Ya know, just tell him I really want this album.”
  • The album shows up the next day and hes like… what??
  • Is he really buying me stuff too? He has that kind of money? I should probably get to know him so that way I can repay him one day…
  • All of us are friends now.
  • “Three musketeers”

Originally posted by pledisseventeen


Chan/Dino:

  • Didn’t really mind at first and was like, okay, yeah I’m cool with it as long as we can coordinate so we don’t get the same things again.
  • Started caring more once your friend said something he didn’t like and then they stopped coordinating
  • Got really sad because three weeks before Christmas he went to this place to get you this necklace you said you wanted and waiting 2 hours in a long line only to find out he was in the wrong one. Then go to another line for another hour just to buy it and find out that your friend got you the same one AND gave it you early.
  • You have to tell your friend to stop buying you so much and to start only buying maybe once every few months because this babe isn’t going to tell you that it bothers him because he knows that when you get gifts it makes you happy and that is all he wants.
  • :( ½

Originally posted by minqhyuk


Want a cosplay? Can't afford it? Don't have the skills?

YOU CAN STILL GET A PERSONALISED COSPLAY OF YOUR VERY OWN, DON’T WORRY!!

How??

ME!!

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You’re sitting there on your laptop, looking at all these amazing cosplays–look at the detail! Look how expensive it must all be!! That could never be you… or could it?

That’s where I come in, your friendly neighbourhood fairy cos-father!!

All I need from you is:

The costume you want: Tell me the name of the character, from what fandom, and if applicable, which specific outfit! Sending your favourite reference pictures (even of other cosplays) is encouraged!!

ALL your measurements: And I mean all!! I’ll need circumference of head, circumference of neck, width of shoulders, circumference of bicep and wrist, length of arm, length of leg, bust, waist, hip, thigh circumference, calf circumference, ankle circumference, overall height, and shoe size! The more measurements I have, the better your cosplay will be!!

A list of any materials you want used: If there’s one part of the costume you KNOW you want to be silk, or PVC, or chiffon, or unicorn hair, or anything–tell me!! Get specific!

A way to reliably contact you: Snapchat, Skype, tumblr IM, text, carrier pigeon, just make sure you’ll check it often!!

An address to ship the costume to: Whether it’s a P.O. box or a cruise ship, if you can get to it, I’ll ship to it!

ONLY GOT FIVE DOLLARS IN YOUR ACCOUNT, AND YOU NEED IT TO BUY FOOD?? No problem!!

PAY WHAT YOU CAN, WHEN YOU CAN! YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE TO USE CURRENCY!!

People in not-so-good financial situations should still be able to have fun and dress up!! If you can only pay me 10 dollars a month, then let’s do it until we reach the (ALWAYS affordable and adjusted to your income) total price!! OR, maybe you have things you want to TRADE!! Got some cool stuff you never use, that I may be interested in?? SHIP IT MY WAY, WE’LL CALL IT SQUARE!!

BECAUSE EVERYONE SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO WHAT THEY LOVE!!

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ULTA TIPS

So recently friends of mine have been asking how I get so much from ULTA, so rather than repeating my same list of things I do everytime to each of them, here’s a handy dandy masterpost of everything I do B)

**DISCLAIMER. THIS IS A LIST OF EVERYTHING THAT WORKS FOR ME PERSONALLY. I DO NOT NOW THE LAYOUT OF EVERY ULTA NOR THE RULES EVERY ULTA FOLLOWS INDIVIDUALLY. EVERYTHING STATED HERE SHOULD BE TAKEN WITH A GRAIN OF SALT. **

continuing on.

**step one. scope the place.**

I prefer to do this a week or so before I come to the store. If you come the exact day before and an employee recognizes you from the day before, that could be a bit sus. Take note of how the SAs act. Are they extremely friendly? Do they bombard you with questions once you enter? Or are they more relaxed, doing nothing much in their section. Scope out the cameras in the store. I lie to do this by pretending to drink from a offee cup, taking a sip and looking u at the ceiling for cameas. Go to any areas you may believe could be blindspots, popular areas I’ve noticed from reading here are the drugstore section and low end hair care isle. When at these ‘blindspots,’ chec in site for cameras. My rule of thumb is if you can see a camera, it can see you, so keep that in mind when scoping out the place. 

**step two. Dressing the part.**

Have some form of makeup on, but try not to overdo it with anything over the top that’llcatch the SAs eyes. Try for a natural look, o a subtle smoky eye. Having some makeup on shows that you probably know wat you’re talking about, so it’s good to go in looking like that. Don’t dress in your lazy day clothes, but also don’t dress in your highest fashion. Wear something ashionable, but preferably more neutral colors. Try not to wear bold prints or anything eyecatching. For your purse, choosing something simple and medium sized is your best bet. Try getting something that looks small but can hold a lot. My purse for example is a neutral pink and looks like a smaller handbag, but can hol a multitude of palettes on the inside even though it doesn’t look like it, 

**step three. doing the deed*

Here’s where things get fun. When first arriving to the store, if greeted smile and respond bac. Don’t be a dic, it ain’t cute and they’ll prob watch your more just to catch you if you do something.  I like to do the ‘cottonball trick’ which I read about somewhere here (someone please link me the creditor) Put those in the bag and try to put other ‘fake items’ in to take up space. Now it’s action time. Go to anywhere in the store you like or would like something. Before I go I like to make a checlist on my phone with the ulta app, this is just so I have a gameplan but it’s not necessary. Don’t get greedy. Get whatever you can stuff in your purse in under 20 minutes, because taking longer than that much time is probably gonna be hella sus. Aim for under 10 min if you don’t want to buy anything. Alright, no I’m assuming you got everything you needed. Cool, time for concealing. Go to your blindspot which you staked out the other day, and start concealing . Assume every customer around is LP or a snitch, so don’t stuff or anything with them aroun. Put shit in your bag as fast as you can and as quietly. REMOVING TAGS. Th only tags I’ve noticed are the sticker type, which you can easily peel off. It will make a noise, so try to do soin a timely manner or when noise is going on through the store. Put the sticckers on other items you may see in the blindspot. Items I’ve noticed tagged in stores are naked palettes and contour kits. Keep in mind it may be different with every store with what is tagged and what isn’t, so always double chec. Now’s m favorite part: ‘the speed round.’ I always bring a coffee cup to the ULTA I go to in order to do a trick I learned from here (again someone link the creditor pls). What you do is cut a slit in the the bottom of the cup and cover the sides with napkins, and then shove shit up there that you want. I usually do this is with NYX or buxom lipglosses and lipsticks, as it’s easy and a quick way to get extra oitems you want.

Npow that you have everything, get the fuck out. I you took over 20 minutes, buy cotton balls and maybe some cheep ulta brand shit. If you took under 10 minutes, just leave. 

**step four. LP and avoiding getting arrested**

Assume every customer is lp. Be kind to all sa. Ulta has no chase policy. They can’t do much since they’re strict on staff harming customers, so use this to your advantage. The most they’ll do is write your license plate or call the police. Don’t show whatever’s in your bag to anyone unless they identify that they have warrant to do so. And ofc, if you ever feel even slightly nervous drop whatever you have and leave. Always trust your gut. Love y'all and stay safe, happy lifting! -clyde
Spideypool Head Canons

AKA Wade finds out Petey is autistic. So, this features cute Tom Holland Spiderman and Ryan Reynolds Deadpool as autistic Peter Parker and his boyfriend Deadpool

- After Deadpool and Spiderman start to become friends and team up more Wade starts questioning when he notices little things that Peter does

- For example, when they’re just sitting and talking over food on a random roof somewhere, Spiderman will always rock back forth or side to side without even realizing it

- Sometimes, when he gets really excited about something, like landing a cool new jump, he has a habit of bouncing around and flapping or shaking his hands as he talks

- Admittedly Wade doesn’t really mind he finds it quite endearing and absolutely loves it when his little spider starts talking about his school assignments or the new project that he’s working on. Spidey can literally talk about it for hours on end and Wade loves seeing him get so excited

- Funnily enough it’s Weasel who makes the connection

- After Wade has just finished recounting his funny/adorable story of how his Baby Boy has the cutest quirks Weasel sot of turns to him going

- “You know that’s him stimming, right?? and his hour-long talks about his school projects are him info dumping about his special interests right?”

- And Wade sort of wants to hit himself because fuck I am so oblivious

- Luckily for both Peter and Wade, it’s almost Peter’s birthday so Wade goes out and buys him a whole army of stim toys and cool weighted blankets and just a bunch of stuff that Wade thinks Peter will want.

- Ever since finding out Deadpool’s pockets are filled with stim toys that he whips out whenever it looks like Spidey is stressed

- Just overall happy Spideypool with wonderful boyfriend Wade who is always there for him

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Pizza slices (Peter Parker x reader)

Name: Pizza slices

Requested: Can you do one where y/n is in a really bad spot with her family so she ends up trying to rob someone so she can pay for food but Spiderman stops her and she basically starts having a panic attack because she just needs food so badly and he ends up just buying her food and the next day at school Peter buys her lunch and she recognizes his voice? Thanks! I love your stuff

Warnings: Robbery, family problems, flufff, crime, swearing

Plot: She truly didn’t want to do it, but it was her last resort if she wanted herself and her family to live. She found a man leaving the corner store and backed him into an alley, not knowing about the hero watching her from above.

(A/N): This request was really really cool! I thought this was hella fun to write, so thank you so much to whoever requested this! Again, super creative request. Enjoy! (If this is not what you wanted, please message me and I’ll try and fix it!)

This takes place before our boy gets his real suit in case you get confused!

She didn’t want to do it.

She genuinely didn’t, but after being denied multiple jobs and her dad being fired, it was her last resort.

‘Cmon, (Y/N), you can do this…just…just back them in and get the money, easy’ as the girl begins to overthink things, she hears the jingle of the bell above the corner store door as somebody walks out. This was it, it was now or never. She jumps out, backing the victim into the alley. Step one done. “Listen, kid, I don’t want any trouble…” he attempts. His pleads were ignored, evident when the girl begins to speak wearily, holding out the gun in an attempt to intimidate the taller man, but it was clear that she was just as scared as him.

'This is wrong. This is wrong, stop while you’re ahead’ her thoughts were invaded once again.

“Just…just please give me your money and you won’t get hurt” the girl managed. The man didn’t reply, he just raised his hands in defense. Luckily (for both parties), (Y/N) was disarmed, the gun being tugged from her hands, giving the victim time to escape. She didn’t fight back, letting the hero she knew so well from the news web her hand to the wall. The (H/C) girl squeezes her eyes shut as a way to try to keep the tears from falling. It didn’t work. As she hears the thump of the heroes feet meeting the floor, she breaks down.

Peter hears this. He could recognize her voice, identifying it as (Y/N) (L/N) from school, the girl he liked since he first saw her. Sure, he knew she was troubled, but never knew how so. Maybe today was the day he’d find out. He walked up to her slowly, stopping in front of her. She must’ve heard him, as she shut her eyes tighter, curling down as low as she could go with her webbed hand. “I’m sorry before you say anything.” the girl sighs, looking down in shame. Peter folds his arms. “I just…I know this is a shitty excuse, but I’m sorry. My family hasn’t been doing great money wise, and my dad got fired and my grades are dropping really quickly because I’m trying to find work and…fuck, this is all I have left to do. I can’t afford food and we’re all starving and…” her breathing becomes uneven and he could see the tears begin to fall from her eyes and drop to the concrete. Peter hesitates, then sighs. He kneels down to her level. “Hey, don’t cry…I’ll-” he fishes for his wallet, opening it and scanning for how much he had left. 50$ could buy food, right? “I’ll buy you food. Just…wait here” and he walks away, leaving (Y/N) alone in the alley. This gave her time to adjust herself, wiping her tears and standing up. She felt the webs loosen, and she finally freed her hand. She didn’t run though, there was no point. She did, however, freak out on the inside. Was he gonna tell the cops? Would she be turned in? Would-

“Hey, I uh…I got some pizzas and some water. There are some fruit and chips in there too and…are you okay?”

His voice cuts her thoughts off and calmed her slightly. He walks towards her, handing her the bag. “Yeah. Yeah…” she shrugs. Now, Peter never really spoke to (Y/N) before this, but he could tell that she wasn’t okay. “I won’t tell anyone if you don’t do it again. I know it may seem hard to get a job, but keep trying. It’s better than risking prison time” She nods at his lecture. “Thanks. I really appreciate this…” she motions to the bag. The hero rubs the back of his neck awkwardly, shifting his weight onto his other foot. “Yeah! No problem. I like pizza too, so…” he trails. (Y/N) nods. There was a long, uncomfortable pause until he broke it with his coughing. “I’ll…be off then. Y'know…uh…Spider man stuff” the girl laughs slightly, wiping her eyes once more. Peter salutes her, swinging off before she could thank him again. So, there she stood, staring dumbly at the sky with a stupid grin on her face. Her family can eat tonight, and probably for a while afterward. (Y/N) walks out with more of a pep in her step.


At school, everything went as normal until lunch rolled around. After what seemed like hours (Though it was about 3 minutes) she finally reached the till. She places the plate with the pizza slice on the table, beginning to fish for the change in her pocket. “That’s $3.50, doll” the woman behind the till speaks. (Y/N) freezes, looking up at her. “But last week it was only $2.50?” “Prices are gone up since Monday” She begins to search the rest of her pockets for whatever she could muster, but only turned up with lint. Sighing, she starts to walk off. The pizza slice was the only thing on the menu that filled her up properly on an empty stomach, as she never had breakfast in fear of wasting the little food her and her house had. Before she could move far, she bumped into a taller boy, who reached into his pockets and gave the lunch lady the change required. “That’s for the pizza” he states, flashing her a small smile before walking off, (Y/N) following close behind. “Hey, thanks, Parker” she smiles warmly at him while he stops, facing her. Peter nods, chuckling slightly as he reached for the back of his neck once again. “Uh, no problem…how do you know my name?” the question caught her off guard, but she rolled her eyes playfully and answered anyway. “Everyone knows you, you’re like the smartest guy in the school. Must be really lucky, too, my grades are shit right now” He hesitates, laughing awkwardly to fill the silence. “Wow…uh, well, speaking of…” he coughs. “Do you wanna…come study with me some time? I’ll order pizza or something” (Y/N) smiles widely, nodding. “You’d do that?” he nods. “Thank you, really. Um, it’s not much, but here” she digs through her pocket and brings out the $2.50 she was meaning to give the lunch lady, handing it to him. He laughs, more genuine this time, thanking her and nodding towards an empty table, signaling a request to sit down. She nods cheerfully, following him to the seats.


“You must really like that, huh? Every time I come over you get it” the (H/C) girl chuckles, motioning to the pizza. Peter wipes his mouth and places the food on the plate, which sat next to the box on his bed before speaking. “Yeah, I like pizza a lot, actually. It’s like one of my favorite things ever” he shrugs, unintentionally making (Y/N) laugh once again. Her smile fades slowly when she remembers that phrase being said in that exact voice a couple of nights ago.

“Yeah! No problem. I like pizza too, so…”

Her eyes widen. The neck rubs, him paying for her food even though they barely spoke before this. It all clicked in her head. “Holy shit, you’re Spider-man” her statement was certain, almost as if she was a detective after making a breakthrough. Peter almost chokes. “What? No, what do you mean? Where’d you…get that from?” he folds his arms uncomfortably. “Yes, you are! Look, you’re folding your arms in the same way!” she points at him, and he immediately unfolds them. “Oh my god, I’ve been hanging out with Spider-man!” (Y/N) exclaims, but is quickly shushed by a frantic Peter Parker. “Shh! Shut up, May will hear!” this only caused her eyes to widen more. “She doesn’t know?!” Her shock was only conveyed through whisper-yells now, but it got her point across. “No! Not even Ned knows!” She knew who Ned was now, she met him and even hung out a couple times, they seemed really close, which only made her more confused and intrigued. “Don’t tell anyone, please…I didn’t tell anybody about-” he was almost immediately cut off by (Y/N)s voice overlapping his own. “I won’t, don’t worry. Your secret’s safe with me” they shared a thankful smile, then continued to study. It didn’t take long until (Y/N) spoke up again. “Aside from being Spider-man, why’d you pay for it?” she inquires curiously. Peter sighs, placing his pen on his bed. “Can we just drop this whole Spider-man thing while we’re studying?” “C'mon, Peter, please? Then I’ll drop it! I thought it was really sweet! Please, I’ll d-” he groans. “Because I’ve liked you for a while and I thought it’d get you to talk to me!” the teen raises his voice so he can be heard over the pleading. (Y/N) froze, so did Peter. He immediately began to regret what he said “I mean, like, as in-” he couldn’t finish his sentence, as the girl crashed her lips into his, silencing him. It took her a while to break it, but when she did, she had a huge smile plastered on her face. “Well it worked”

“So…you like me back?” Peter asks hopefully. (Y/N) rolled her eyes again, picking up a slice of pizza. “Yes, I like you back”

-Kinesis Prompts

Aerokinesis

  • I can control the air but that doesn’t do a lot so I just got a few wind turbines for my property, so I get power for free. It’s a small win, but I like it. 

Biokinesis

  • I can control what happens inside human bodies so I frequent the hospital in my area, trying to fix imbalances in people’s bodies. You’re a nice med student who helps me pinpoint what the thing is and what it should be doing. 

Cryokinesis

  • I can control cold temperatures and what forms they take so I make really detailed ice sculptures that last well into parties to supplement my income. I’ve been in your neighborhood for a while and your pet recently passed so I leave a really detailed one on your porch so you can hug it.

Electrokinesis

  • I can control electricity so I make electrical storms build up in my area a lot but never cause any outages, mostly because I’m really calm whenever there’s a thunderstorm. Scientists everywhere are flocking to my city to see this new electrical storm phenomena. 

Ferro/Metallo-kinesis

  • I can control all metals with my mind so I use it to melt down the old junk metal stuff that I buy to make really cool crafts. I can make a life size bust in about 3 days, depending if my friend at the junk yard has a lot of your wanted metal in.

Geokinesis

  • I can control every kind of mineral so I like to compress some minerals together to imitate finding deposits of gemstones while digging to make a living but recently, I keep making a bunch in your window garden and house plants because I want you to think of me.  

Hydrokinesis

  • I can control water so I use it to break away around me so I can explore shallow to deep seas in the comfort of my car like on a road trip. I bring you around because the giant squids and lions mane jellyfish freak me out and you’re good at scaring them off.

Magnetokinesis

  • I can control magnetic fields so I can easily just remove gravity from a specific area so I use it to make a low gravity room for myself and sometimes I invite you over for ‘moon tea’ (where we have tea and snacks, but as if we’re on the moon).

Microkinesis

  • I can make things very small and then back to original size, but not bigger, so I just sneak things in and out of places in microscopic sizes. Animals? People? Foods? Money? Any and all of these things. Because of that I’m a high profile deliveryman and I can keep sensitive items in the comfort of my shirt pocket.  

Photokinesis

  • I can control light, but I haven’t found a really practical use, so I like to make lighting really dramatic for me so whenever someone sees me I’m always back-lit with heaven-like rays blurring the lines around me. Sometimes I use it to keep my plants in perfect lighting conditions or to aid in other’s aspirations to be dramatically back-lit.

Pryokinesis

  • I can control fire but I’m always very scared about it because it can still hurt me. So I spend my time listening in to fire calls and driving past, making the fires diminish dramatically so that damage is minimized. 

Telekinesis

  • I can move things with my mind so whenever I want to think really hard about something I make everything in the room float around and you don’t even care. You just walk in, sit by me, and attempt to keep your drink in your cup while we sit in pleasant silence. 

Thermokinesis

  • I can control temperatures so I like to spend absolutely no money on heating or cooling, especially with temperature sensitive pets and people around me. Everywhere around me is just the right temperature for snuggling.