cool quiff

Teenage Maxon Would Include:

DAY 1 OF MAXON’S BIRTHDAY WEEK

THEME: CHILDHOOD/TEENAGE MAXON

“no maxon, you cant take photos of random children.”

“bUT MOM!”

“no maxon, you may not matress slide.”

sitting through the report every week

penis measuring

trying hair products but they end up turning his hair green

flirting fails

trying on a gown because “they looked fun”

bowing to a foreign princess–at a party– and coming up only to knock one of her teeth out by hitting her chin with the back of his head

lip biting

LIP BITING

trying to wink but ends up looking odd by forgetting only one eye is supposed to close

pushing his fingers through his hair to keep his “quiff” up

thinking quiffs were cool because he saw a kid had one in the new paper

dreaming of his future selection

“should I act cool or should i be like bowing right and left”

calming Amberly down when she remembers her past with children

being there for his mother in general

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE LIP BITING?

“mother, can i mattress slide?”

getting close with the head chef because cooking looked cool and he was the only man in the palace who would speak to maxon

playing with cameras

“what does this button do?”

asking the camera men from the report if he can help video

just being cute in general

strolling the halls

always smiling to the maids