cool hombre

  • Sirius: I think I'm in love with you.
  • Remus' brain: OMG, okay okay say something cool
  • Remus: I'm really not ready for a relationship right now.
  • Remus' brain: WHAT?! NOT THAT COOL HOMBRE
  • Sirius: Oh, I - I understand...I should go...
  • Remus' brain: Don't let him leave! Say something!
  • Remus: NO! YOU'RE MY FUTURE HUSBAND
  • Remus' brain: WHAT. ARE. YOU. DOING.
  • Sirius: ...Wait, what?
  • Remus:
  • Remus' brain: I give up, faint your way out of this.
  • Remus: [faints]
  • Sirius: Oh my god, Remus!