cool flash drive

in case you forgot what happened last time on aos:
  • trip went on vacation
  • the cavalry is really good at dodging missiles
  • bobbi bought a cool new flash drive that she’s going to show lance!
  • fitzsimmons cuddled at the end
  • trip went on vacation
  • ward was being the best boyfriend ever and brought skye to see her father!!
  • skyes father was being the best dad ever and helped skye see her true power!!
  • skye found out the true story of how her mom anya was killed by sky people!!!
  • trip went on vacation
  • skyes dad tried to kill her other dad
  • ward gets shot like five times and then runs off into the sunset with agent 33
  • trip defused four bombs and celebrated by going on vacation
  • raina threw a party in the underground city and like everyone decided to come on down 
  • mack and coulson got crunk at the party
  • skye started to turn to stone but then she went fuck that and flipped her hair and now she has totally awesome super powers
  • we found out that raina is actually cat woman
  • trip went on vacation
  • some fuckboy with no eyes wants to go on a date with skye because he heard shes a 10 on the richter scale

TITLE: Don’t Keep your Heart in your Pocket


AUTHOR: iwasthefirstavenger

ORIGINAL IMAGINE:  Imagine being a pickpocket who lives on the streets, and one day when you try to pick pocket someone, you later find out that person was an agent of shield. Fury is impressed with your skills. He makes a deal with you that he’ll give you a place to live, a job, etc, but only if you can steal Loki’s plans. 

RATING: teen and up

The good news? Loki’s safe house is easier to get into than you’d expected it to be.

The bad news? Pretty much everything else.

Romanoff provided you with a pair of contacts to imitate the blue-eyed mind control effect Loki exercises over his minions. You’d also been outfitted with an earpiece, hidden microphone, and a handgun, though what good the weapon is going to do, you can’t fathom. If you’re discovered, there will be far too many people shooting at you for a handgun to make an ounce of difference.

The second you and Romanoff are inside, you know you’re in trouble. The facility is huge, much larger than you anticipated. There’s no one in sight, which deprives you of your usual means of blending in, and the room you’ve dropped into looked like a lab of some sort, not the kind of place you can claim you just wandered into. You glance helplessly at Romanoff.

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