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nino had a crush on marinette and there’s nothing you can do to convince me otherwise



<3 what a beautiful day to kick  g/a/br//iel a/gr/e/st/e

The foxes as bill wurtz tweets:

Neil: sometimes it’s good to start with a huge mistake and then build the entire rest of your life around that

[alternatively: I am trying to fake my death, but people keep finding out I’m alive]

Andrew: a cool arts and crafts project would be falling in love with your mortal enemy and starting a family

Kevin: team goals, quit and make a better team

Aaron: dial 0 to talk to no one

Nicky: make the Yuletide gay again

Matt: found the last piece of the puzzle. now I just have to find the rest of the puzzle.

Dan: the streets are paved with goals

Allison: why spend money on clothes when you can just wear the money

Renee: got some holy water, on the black market. excited to baptize things in my day-to-day life

What is Tea Witchcraft?

Just about everyone will one day use a tea blend as a part of their craft. They are good for grounding, low energy, quick spells, and for using and sharing with friends and family. But what if you want to center your craft around tea? Where do you start? What do you need to know? 

First, you need to know what tea witchcraft is, and what it isn’t. Tea witchcraft is a focused part of green witchcraft, and by default, you will also be a green witch if you chose to follow this specific path. With every tea spell, you call on the four elements: earth in the herbs, water to brew it, fire to heat it, and air in the steam. There is lore, superstitions, and correspondences you use just like in any other path. And most importantly, it isn’t a lesser form of magick. It has just as much power as sea or storm witchcraft, and you can use it for so many different purposes. Just because you focus on tea, doesn’t mean you don’t have a large breath of options. 

If you wish to pursue a path focusing on tea, you need to know that it can get expensive. You will have to buy tea to complete a spell, after all. However, a great way to counter that, personalize, and improve your craft is to keep an herb or tea garden. This will help you always have the right herbs on hand, and it really brings in the green witch aspect. You’ll also need basic tea making materials that you probably already have in your home (pot or kettle, spoons, mugs, strainer for loose leaf tea, etc). And of course, your intent. Learning the correspondences of the herbs you’ll be using, the types of teas, the meaning of various bubbles that may occur, and tasseography (tea leaf reading) is also helpful. 

As for those options I mentioned? Good deities to call on, if your craft calls for it, include Hestia, Greek goddess of the hearth, Lu Yu, Chinese saint of tea, and Huchi-Fuchi, Japanese goddess of the stove (The Japanese Tea Ceremony in part was made to honor her). Tea grounding is easy and I’ll describe the best way to do it in another post. Spells are easy to find, and easy to design yourself, and it’s a great way to start for witches still in the broom closet. It’s also a great way to start for mentally ill witches, as it takes very little energy to brew tea and tea can really improve your mental health (even without magick).

In conclusion, tea witchcraft is a super cool path of magick, and I hope this brings a bit more light to an often looked over path of witchcraft!

hi guys so my girlfriend’s name is blue sargent and this is why i love her

  • she accidentally became a vegetarian she just isn’t fond of meat so she eats so much yogurt and salads and totally packs fruit kebobs for lunch,,, what a nerd
  • she has an emergency sewing kit
    • henrietta high school legend says if you say “blue sargent” and spin around three times in the girls bathroom she’ll walk out of the stall and have the exact right button to replace the one that got ripped off your sweater
  • literal embodiment of “aesthetic or die”, she’d choose overheating in the middle of a virginia summer over ruining her look
    • “blue you look like you’re gonna pass out”
    • "i’m sorry, i misheard, i think you meant i look fucking great”
  • her guilty pleasure is 90′s boy bands she loves *nsync and backstreet boys and totally knows all the bad dance moves from the music videos
  • she’s tone deaf though can’t carry a tune to save her life but sings loud and proud anyway
  • she has a gap in her teeth just big enough to be noticeable, it whistles when she’s trying not to laugh
  • she’s a mug hoarder that brings tea up to her room but has like twelve mugs on her window sill from forgetting to bring them back down
  • her dad’s a fuckin woodland nymph so she’s ridiculously good with plants and her vegetable garden is the envy of the neighborhood
  • she’s a dog person she walks dogs as a job because she gets paid!!! to spend time with dogs!!! she loves it so much
  • once whipped out her switch on a boy twice her size for catcalling and scared the living daylights out of him,, attitude makes up for height and this girl’s got plenty of it
  • she’s not a bad student but she does get asked to leave class for sassing her teacher’s or telling them theyre wrong
    • “[insert historical figure] was gay”
    • “ms. sargent please don’t”
    • “history is so fucking gay you don’t understand-”
    • “please sit outside for the remainder of class” 
    • *cue deep dramatic sigh from blue*
    • the teacher called maura, who laughed her ass off and hung up the phone
  • she was riding her bike home one day and was late because she got distracted talking to a homeless guy while waiting at an intersection and she bought him some mcdonalds and played cards with him
  • LOVES stargazing so much, persephone taught her the constellations when she was little
    • when she misses her she goes and sits under the stars with smelly tea, wearing a pair of persephone’s socks. she feels closer to her that way and it hurts a little less.
  • the gray man didn’t teach her how to fight, calla did.
    • by the time calla is done with her blue can flip ronan on his back
  • speaking of ronan him and blue are best friends i don’t make the rules these are just facts
    • she has dream hair clips that change color
    • she sewed pockets into all his jackets for chainsaw
    • theyre combat boot buddies
    • she is Tiny and rides on ronan’s back or shoulders
    • she has literally taken a running leap and jumped on his back while he was in the middle of a conversation and he didn’t falter in the slightest
    • he rips up clothes for her so she can get that Punk Aesthetic
  • she gives the best hugs on the planet she is a tiny lady but will pull you in so tight and you can rest your head on her soft hair,,, wow
  • her nail polish is always chipped it lasts like an hour tops
  • there’s always kids running around the house and she is so good with them, playing tag, teaching them crafts and cool friendship bracelet patterns and she wears all the ones they make for her
  • you think ronan cusses up a storm? blue could give him a run for his money the girl’s got a mouth like a sailor
  • loves yoga but only knows like 6 poses that she does over and over, calla judges her
    • “blue why are you laying on the ground”
    • “im doing yoga. its called corpse pose. leave me alone youre fucking up my zen.”
    • corpse pose is a lie it’s literally laying on the ground 
  • that’s about it
  • my girl is a dorky feminist hippy and i love her
  • she deserved better
  • :))))
eefa pettyveres hot guide 2 makin a gil
  • do not even craft dont FUCKIGn touch a CRAFTIUNG WEAPON it s bad… if u even think of a crafting wepon = disband… dont do that… halone will smite u
  • rouletets………………gil…………..nice…..
  • u get weird little red rectangles from ur roulettes that people like for u to exchange for goods and buy from u (but u would be supplying those dAMN hEAThen crafters!!!! so halone might smite u be careful)
  • chellenge  log?? ?? sweet i live for a Challenge
  • desynthing gives u a cool thing sometimes wao
  • but desynthing is almost like crafting sort of except you break it so its like low key sinning, halone might still smite you, proceed with caution
  • aqua police!!! weeoo weeoo more like the gilpolis am i rite gamers???? be sure to like comment a nd subscribe for more hot memes
  • sell erp
  • maybe if youre lucky you can win gil from wondrous tails but you must make a sacrifice
  • potd giv u a gil
  • and u can also get fun bags from the stinky dead dungeon with stuff u can sell for gil thats pretty cool
  • if u do ur weekly 24 man raids u get a weird rock that u can buy a weird orb with and sell for gil….
  • and like i guess if you have a ridiculous amount of time u can gather like weird sticks and rocks and fish which is like 100% profit but then u are gonna be covered in dirt and fishy smell so idk thats cool if ur into that kinda  thing
  • this one time when ninja came out, somebody gave me 300k to give them an instaqueue on my tank so like that was shady but it paid the bills…………..
  • if u giv ur retainer a silver cookie they might come back with a cool thing. or a fish. or a roof. but i mean its still gil so it applies
  • the beast friends like ur help and u like gil right??? help them
  • GRANDCOMPANY SEALS…. are pretty grand…. for making gil………

  • who am i kidding
  • you cant actually make gil in this game its impossible ive never even seen a gil or touched a gil before… help me my paissa is starving