hi guys so my girlfriend’s name is blue sargent and this is why i love her
she accidentally became a vegetarian she just isn’t fond of meat so she eats so much yogurt and salads and totally packs fruit kebobs for lunch,,, what a nerd
she has an emergency sewing kit
henrietta high school legend says if you say “blue sargent” and spin around three times in the girls bathroom she’ll walk out of the stall and have the exact right button to replace the one that got ripped off your sweater
literal embodiment of “aesthetic or die”, she’d choose overheating in the middle of a virginia summer over ruining her look
“blue you look like you’re gonna pass out”
"i’m sorry, i misheard, i think you meant i look fucking great”
her guilty pleasure is 90′s boy bands she loves *nsync and backstreet boys and totally knows all the bad dance moves from the music videos
she’s tone deaf though can’t carry a tune to save her life but sings loud and proud anyway
she has a gap in her teeth just big enough to be noticeable, it whistles when she’s trying not to laugh
she’s a mug hoarder that brings tea up to her room but has like twelve mugs on her window sill from forgetting to bring them back down
her dad’s a fuckin woodland nymph so she’s ridiculously good with plants and her vegetable garden is the envy of the neighborhood
she’s a dog person she walks dogs as a job because she gets paid!!! to spend time with dogs!!! she loves it so much
once whipped out her switch on a boy twice her size for catcalling and scared the living daylights out of him,, attitude makes up for height and this girl’s got plenty of it
she’s not a bad student but she does get asked to leave class for sassing her teacher’s or telling them theyre wrong
“[insert historical figure] was gay”
“ms. sargent please don’t”
“history is so fucking gay you don’t understand-”
“please sit outside for the remainder of class”
*cue deep dramatic sigh from blue*
the teacher called maura, who laughed her ass off and hung up the phone
she was riding her bike home one day and was late because she got distracted talking to a homeless guy while waiting at an intersection and she bought him some mcdonalds and played cards with him
LOVES stargazing so much, persephone taught her the constellations when she was little
when she misses her she goes and sits under the stars with smelly tea, wearing a pair of persephone’s socks. she feels closer to her that way and it hurts a little less.
the gray man didn’t teach her how to fight, calla did.
by the time calla is done with her blue can flip ronan on his back
speaking of ronan him and blue are best friends i don’t make the rules these are just facts
she has dream hair clips that change color
she sewed pockets into all his jackets for chainsaw
theyre combat boot buddies
she is Tiny and rides on ronan’s back or shoulders
she has literally taken a running leap and jumped on his back while he was in the middle of a conversation and he didn’t falter in the slightest
he rips up clothes for her so she can get that Punk Aesthetic
she gives the best hugs on the planet she is a tiny lady but will pull you in so tight and you can rest your head on her soft hair,,, wow
her nail polish is always chipped it lasts like an hour tops
there’s always kids running around the house and she is so good with them, playing tag, teaching them crafts and cool friendship bracelet patterns and she wears all the ones they make for her
you think ronan cusses up a storm? blue could give him a run for his money the girl’s got a mouth like a sailor
loves yoga but only knows like 6 poses that she does over and over, calla judges her
“blue why are you laying on the ground”
“im doing yoga. its called corpse pose. leave me alone youre fucking up my zen.”
corpse pose is a lie it’s literally laying on the ground
do not even craft dont FUCKIGn touch a CRAFTIUNG WEAPON it s bad… if u even think of a crafting wepon = disband… dont do that… halone will smite u
u get weird little red rectangles from ur roulettes that people like for u to exchange for goods and buy from u (but u would be supplying those dAMN hEAThen crafters!!!! so halone might smite u be careful)
chellenge log?? ?? sweet i live for a Challenge
desynthing gives u a cool thing sometimes wao
but desynthing is almost like crafting sort of except you break it so its like low key sinning, halone might still smite you, proceed with caution
aqua police!!! weeoo weeoo more like the gilpolis am i rite gamers???? be sure to like comment a nd subscribe for more hot memes
maybe if youre lucky you can win gil from wondrous tails but you must make a sacrifice
potd giv u a gil
and u can also get fun bags from the stinky dead dungeon with stuff u can sell for gil thats pretty cool
if u do ur weekly 24 man raids u get a weird rock that u can buy a weird orb with and sell for gil….
and like i guess if you have a ridiculous amount of time u can gather like weird sticks and rocks and fish which is like 100% profit but then u are gonna be covered in dirt and fishy smell so idk thats cool if ur into that kinda thing
this one time when ninja came out, somebody gave me 300k to give them an instaqueue on my tank so like that was shady but it paid the bills…………..
if u giv ur retainer a silver cookie they might come back with a cool thing. or a fish. or a roof. but i mean its still gil so it applies
the beast friends like ur help and u like gil right??? help them
GRANDCOMPANY SEALS…. are pretty grand…. for making gil………
who am i kidding
you cant actually make gil in this game its impossible ive never even seen a gil or touched a gil before… help me my paissa is starving
Good wood - another finely crafted and classically designed masterpiece from one of my favourite brands, Best Made Co in NYC. This ones named the ‘Field Desk’ because you can take it anywhere with you.
Papercraft commission! The lady on the left is the client’s character, a tiefling named Ballast, and on the right is Ianthe, who belongs to the client’s friend (and for whom this piece was a gift). Their designs were super fun to work with!
Beer isn’t just a beverage. When you’re into it, it’s really a way of life. That’s why we’ve compiled a list of products and gifts that exist to enhance this perfect way of life. No, you definitely don’t need some of the things here, but damn does it sure make beer more fun. From t-shirts to beer soap, theres a gift here for everyone who shares the same love of beer that you do. Check them out below.
If you’ve ever had a shower beer, you’ll know just how glorious it is to have a great beer while enjoying the warm water. Just imagine all of that in your soap…aside from the taste. “You smell like beer” will soon be the highest compliment you can achieve.
Second on the list is a sweet bottle opener that looks good in any man cave, dorm room or kitchen. The wood definitely gives this gift a rustic feel, and is the perfect price for a small gift. We’re definitely getting one for our shop!
So at first the actual weight of the growler turned me off, but that thought was swiftly replaced by wanting one just based on how cool it looks. I found out that these clay-based growlers also keep your beer insulated, and therefore colder for a longer period of time. An awesome gift for someone who homebrews and spends lots of time outdoors.
You want to savor your beer. So when you get that 22oz. 13% ABV Russian Imperial Stout, you want to drink it fresh, and drink it slow. With these silicone beer caps, you can pour yourself a small glass now, and keep the rest fresh for later. Any craft beer lover will truly appreciate (and continually use) this gift.
Oh this is too good. Beer conditioner? You don’t drink it, which is literally the ONLY downside I see. For the person that thought beer soap was end of the road, this will blow their pretty little mind just one more time. Plus, it’s reasonably priced enough to be a truly unique stocking stuffer.
Over 100 styles of beer and over 600 specific beers dot this striking poster, giving any craft beer aficionado an exact style to many of their favorite beers. We have one up in our shop, and consult it on a weekly basis to give us inspiration on what to brew!
This takes homebrewing and craft beer enjoyment to a new level. For any beer lover that partakes in barrel aged beers, or any homebrewer that has wanted to try this advanced technique, this is the gift for them! These barrels come in sizes from as small as 1L to as big as 100L, and everywhere in between.
Sure, this stein might be expensive, but it’s unbelievably cool. These steins are crafted using the traditional German methods passed down over hundreds of years. Everything is made out of pewter and is FDA food grade safe.
If your beer lover also likes to travel, this beer cap map is the perfect gift. Every time they have a beer from a different state, or IN a different state, they can place that cap in that state’s slot, and write in what they had. Beer doesn’t erase memories, it creates them!
All around, this is a really cool gift. The candle is made out of soy wax, the candle holder is a recycled 22oz. beer bottle, and the smell is based off of pleasant-smelling beer styles. What more could any beer lover want?