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Smoke and shadows

“THE QUEEN UNDER THE MOUNTAIN” series: all the episodes

Warnings: steamy, mention of death, gore, very strong descriptions of smells (I don’t know if this is a warning… Maybe some people don’t like this kind of things; I recently read “Perfume: The Story of a Murderer” by Patrick Süskind, just to let you know what I mean), mention of corpses, western guard room scene…. Bilbo and Smaug don’t interact directly in this chapter, but I wanted to explore more their thoughts on each other, their sensations, their fears, the quarrel(?) between human and dragon form.

Originally posted by necropolus

Bilbo’s POV

Bilbo is still sore because of all that tumbling down the hills of coins and jewels and his finally ending against a large pillar. The air is still full of the thick smoke Smaug has unleashed against the Dwarves but Bilbo hopes they have managed to escape, because Smaug isn’t there, so she is perhaps chasing them.

Bilbo stands up and looks around, massaging the back of his head: his hands, knees, feet and even his chin are full of bruises and scratches and he his sweat is getting cold on his skin.

When he was outside the Mountain with Smaug, he has felt cold, but it was a fresh, clean cold, the cold of the wind, of the open air, not the oppressive dampness of the inner halls of Erebor.

When Smaug has come closer to him…

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