cooking wife

  • <p> <b>Jin:</b> damn... We're all out of cookies<p/><b>Yoongi:</b> Bake new ones<p/><b>Jin:</b> I want to enjoy my night too. Do I look like your wife-cook???<p/><b>Namjoon:</b> You're my wife 😏<p/><b>Taehyung :</b> but what if Santa doesn't bring us any presents cause we don't have any cookies for him??? I WANT MY PRESENTS!!!<p/><b>Hoseok:</b> Sweet Jesus he's turning 21 and he stills believes Santa exists *sighs*<p/><b>Jimin:</b> Don't cry Kim Taehyung , we have a human Kookie with us.<p/><b>Jungkook:</b> Pardon?<p/><b>Jin:</b> jungkook just needs to sit next to the milk and everything is solved<p/><b>Jungkook :</b> Because we're kookie and milk ? 😮<p/><b>Namjoon :</b> Yes.<p/><b>Jungkook :</b> Okay. *searches what cookies are supposed to look like on google* but I don't have any chocolate chips ?<p/><b>Jimin:</b> You're already tasty as it is...<p/><b>BTS:</b> ....<p/><b>ARMY:</b> ....<p/><b>WORLD:</b> .....<p/></p>
Wife-Like (Reaction)

Requested by Anonymous: BB reaction to you being ‘wife like’ cooking for them and keeping things clean?

Jiyong: Since Jiyong was rarely home, he would also rarely clean.  You couldn’t help but deal with the little dust bunnies accumulating everywhere and forced him to spend his day off cleaning his house with you.  Though Jiyong did help, he noticed how caring you were towards his well-being, making sure he was still getting enough rest.  Once dinner time came around, you forced Jiyong down onto the couch so he could get a nap while you prepared dinner.  He couldn’t help but stare at you lovingly from his seat as you made yourself busy in front of the stove to fix up a quick lunch, even adding more kimchi to his nearly-empty fridge.  “Now all we need are just the rings…”  (”What?”)  “Nothing, babe!  Haha, you’re so cute and pretty in that apron…~”

Originally posted by lavender-kills

Youngbae: Youngbae’s apartment was like your second home, so he wasn’t surprised when you entered the pass code to get in with grocery bags in your arms.  His hair was still a mess when you slipped yourself into his kitchen, fixated on making him brunch (he was still asleep up until 11).  Determined to stubbornly help you, your boyfriend stuck right by your side, begging to do at least half of the work.  Since the both of you were so accustomed to each other, maneuvering the kitchen while avoiding a collision felt extremely natural to Youngbae.  Eventually you forced him to sit down, telling him that he could make their kimbap for their picnic later that day.  As if stuck in a daydream, he started giggling, imagining the future when you two were a permanent couple.

Originally posted by daesungstrash

Seungri: Seungri always made you stay over at his place, regardless of his responsibilities that would come the day after.  One morning, he made an attempt to curl his arm around your waist, only to feel nothing but the bed sheets.  Confused, he panicked and immediately shot out of the room.  Did you leave?  However, his anxiety was replaced by serenity and comfort when he caught a whiff of coffee and something being fried in the kitchen.  Sleepily making his way out, Seungri would pester you until you would give him a morning kiss – which was interrupted by a phone call from a friend he hadn’t contacted in years.  “Can we catch up later, Bro?  I’m with my wife, so..” (”W-Wife!?”) “All we need is a wedding and we’d be set, babe.”

Originally posted by taeyangspecs

Daesung: Whining and groaning at the loss of your presence in bed, Daesung would pull on his clothes (He sleeps naked) before clumsily making his way into his kitchen, nearly tripping over the pedal from his drum set.  There was something boiling on the stove and two mugs filled with coffee on the table.  Your back was to him while organizing various sheet music and documents on the kitchen island that he had scattered the night before.  Smiling at your thoughtful actions, Daesung slipped his arms around you from behind, tenderly nipping your ear lobe when you retaliated with a bill to his face.  Shocked, he would stare at you with wide eyes until you said, “If you don’t pay the water bill by today, they’re going to charge you extra…  You must have forgotten this under the mountain of other things you threw onto the pile.”  He giggled, tightly hugging you, burying his face in your shoulder.  “Okay, okay, Wifey~” (”What?”)

Originally posted by daesungstrash

Seunghyun: In the beginning months of dating him, you would always leave Seunghyun alone when he went through tough times.  He would always need space alone in his apartment with a wine glass in hand, in complete isolation from the world with his phone turned off.  Now however, after years of loving each other, Seunghyun always calls you over to help him through these rough days.  Tonight was such a day, and you had barged into his home to first give your boyfriend a hug, situating him in his living room with a wine glass in hand.  After a few minutes, however, you found yourself leaving him alone on the sofa to do the responsibilities that he had neglected while coping with his sadness and exhaustion.  Washing dirty dishes, folding his laundry, cleaning his bathroom.  Little did you know that Seunghyun was observing you sharply the entire time, and the moment you made your way back into the living you, he embraced you tightly.  Taking a deep breath before uttering his next words, you would only catch the last bit.  “…arry me.”

Originally posted by royalseunghyun


We only ever eat two meals on weekends–brunch and dinner. I literally cannot remember the last time we had three. So, I’m prepping the beef stew and the husband says, “that smells so good–when are we eating?” I tell him 6. He says, “But what about lunch?” 😑 I do not buy lunch food because we don’t eat lunch on weekends and are never home for lunch on the weekdays. He didn’t like my suggestion of an apple and some cheese and crackers. He kept looking at me like I was going to make lunch. Um, Nooope.

He gave me the saddest look when he went out to pick up a bahn mi sandwich. But, I’m cold and dead inside, so I just laughed at him. 🙄 I guess that’s the problem with crockpot meals when you’re home–the smells make you hungry.

Introductory to wallah bro 101

*Tells girl they should be modest *
*goes to bars drink alcohol, uploads half naked pictures of himself on I.G*
*wants a wife who cooks*
*doesn’t know how to do laundry*
*can’t even boil water*
*wants someone who wears hijab*
*introduce himself as Mo to everyone even tho his name is Muhammad*
*hates being compared to other people*
*compares women to fruit*
*wants to make more money then his wife(just for the sake of Ego)*
*tells his wife she shouldn’t work because its bad for her ovaries*
*forgets kadijah was the prophets wife*
*wants to marry a virgin*
*forgets kadijah wasn’t a virgin when she married*
*forgets kadijah was making more then the prophet*
*wears short while out with his Niquabi sisters*
*isn’t a virgin himself*
*wants to marry someone who is religious*
* Goes for basic white girl in bio class*
* forces girl to have sex with him*
*tells her I’m looking for someone religious so I can’t be with you *
*thirst over basics*
*shame women of color*
*wants someone who pray *
*Don’t even know what time the prayers come in*

i started writing when i was 15 – i wrote bad teenage poetry. 14 years later i have a comic coming out nationally with my wife @lisasterle and during the day i’m the editor/writer of a local news website.

i never dreamed i’d be able to call myself a writer when i was working at white castle, or tj maxx, or when i was selling dildos at a sex store or having an emotional breakdown in the bathroom of a chipotle because i just fired another employee after 9 months of 80 hour weeks. i never dreamed i’d be able to call myself a writer after i was laid off after 3.5 years working for a startup doing their social media, or when i was making ice cream or when i worked as a janitor. work has been my life.

i didn’t go to college and i never thought i’d get to say that i make my living, pay my rent, feed my dog, cook my wife dinner and buy beer with the money i make from writing.

the truth is though that the last stuff doesnt matter – i mean it does. yeah, i get it. but in the end it is about a mentality. i kept doing this because i loved it. it took 14 years of stupid hard work. of not writing for MONTHS, of taking breaks and then destroying myself and then beating dark souls for the fifth time then writing some more then putting 2,000 hours on dota 2 then writing some more.

life sucks, and it is hard, and things are unfair but at the end of the day if you do what you love, and create something and are able to own that thing, and be yourself you’ll find happiness. it just might take a while.

Hubby Kook [M]

Pairing: Jungkook x Reader

Genre: Smut

Request: “Can I request a Jungkook smut when he is my husband”

Word count: 2067

Although she wasn’t the best of cooks, Jungkook loved her wife’s cooking. In fact, there was little he enjoyed more than to be welcomed by a meal made by her after a long day of practice. He could taste the effort and care she put into it with every bite he took and as they shared up to the smallest details of their day, he couldn’t stop thinking about how lucky he was to have her in his life.

Because of their careers – which had little in common – they couldn’t always spend as much time together as they would’ve wanted and since Jungkook’s life was so hectic and un-ordinary it was those little moments with her that he looked forward the most.

She insisted on doing the dishes while he took a shower, to “save time” she said, but he still thought that the few minutes his shower would take, would still be too long being apart. That’s why he made sure his shower was as short as possible and came back out as soon as he could, not even bothering to put on some clothes, only covered by his white towel wrapped around his waist.

When he reached the kitchen, she still wasn’t finished with the domestic task, and he couldn’t help but stand still, silently admiring her silhouette as she unknowingly continued to wash the dishes.

She was wearing a short skirt, her shirt tucked inside of it making her already prominent curves stand out even further. Her sleeves were tucked up to her elbows and her hair was gently falling down her shoulders. He followed her every movement with her eyes until he decided it was time to get closer to her.

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