cooking on the moon

i hate it when people get pretentious about video games. like okay i get that you have this deep love for zelda and skyrim and i respect that but can you not shit on people liking cooking mama or animal crossing and telling them it’s “not a real video game”? people have different tastes bro get over it

Zodiac Sounds
  • Aries: The bang from fireworks, glass shattering, thunder, car engine revving, a gong, a war cry, the sound of marching, metallic sounds, a gasp.
  • Taurus: Someone stepping thru grass or thru the forest, faint singing, sound of a cow bell, dishware and silverware hitting each other, sound of sorting or messing with coins, humming, tying of rope.
  • Gemini: The sound of the wind blowing high in the trees, laughter, flap of a wing or tweet of a bird, electricity buzzing, computer or phone notification, wind whistling thru an object, creaky swings, a flute.
  • Cancer: Rain, ocean waves, cooking timer winding, crickets, howling at the moon, frogs chirping and croaking, baby laugh, whistling of a kettle, loons, water calmly hitting the side of a boat, seagulls cry, someone getting settled under the covers.
  • Leo: Roaring fire and/or crackling fire, cicadas in the summertime, shifting sands, clicking from high heels or dance shoes, sounds of a crowded place, cat purr, wine/champagne cork being popped open, heartbeat.
  • Virgo: The buzzing of bees, turning of a page, sip of tea, crunching of leaves, typing, clicking of a pen, brushing their teeth, dishwasher or laundry machine running, a writing utensil scratching on a piece of paper, woodpecker.
  • Libra: Love dove coos, pizzicato, sound of a kiss, a whisper, a music box tune, opening of a letter, pop of opening lipstick or chapstick, tiptoeing, fluffing of a pillow, rosining a bow.
  • Scorpio: Boiling water, clothes ripping, the sound of locking or unlocking something, heavy breathing, creaking of a door, splashing, roaring from a waterfall or rapids, coffee grinder or maker, “shh”, silence.
  • Sagittarius: A match lighting, chanting, bells ringing, galloping, fizzling of a sparkler, popping or crackling of a candle, bouncing of a ball, someone steadily running, flags flapping in the wind, a jet engine about to take off, sound of swooshing as something just misses your head, a train horn off in the distance.
  • Capricorn: Various sounds from cobblestone, treading through the snow, opening of a briefcase, paper shredder, rocks crumbling or falling, picking fruit or leaf off a plant, ATM dispensing money, tick of a clock, echoes.
  • Aquarius: The sound of breathing when underwater, Tibetan bowl, drums, white noise, someone taking in a deep breath, chimes, something being fast-forwarded or rewind, static, needle on vinyl.
  • Pisces: Running water like a creek, river, shower, waterfall, or fountain, light snoring or heavy sleep breathing, popping of popcorn, bubbling of a fish tank, zipping of a sleeping bag, fog horn, piano keys.
The Most “Moon” Things My Friends Have Ever Said

Thought this would be pretty fun & silly lol

Aries moon: I want to stop playing. Not because I’m losing, but because this game is fucking dumb”.

Taurus moon: I’m just looking to get wine-mom drunk tonight.”

Gemini moon: “Sometimes I stay up really late and enter random chat rooms for fun. They tell me their fetishes and everything…”

Cancer moon: “I feel like I really care about everyone but no one cares about me.”

Leo moon: “I skipped class because they don’t deserve my presence.”

Virgo moon: “Yeah, it’s that modern art shit that’s just a potato chip crumb on a plate. Genius.”

Libra moon: “There’s no hot people at this party, what’s the point?”

Scorpio moon: “Crime shows bore me, I always know who did it within like 5 minutes.”

Sagittarius moon: “I dropped 2 tabs of acid yesterday and became the best artist of all time.”

Capricorn moon: “Fuck you, I could beat Gordon Ramsay in a cook-off any day.”

Aquarius moon: “The state of our country right now…no actually, the state of our WORLD right now terrifies me.”

Pisces moon: “I don’t care that it’s just a game, you can’t leave those dogs in such small cages like that!”

-Admin L

Tips for Breath of the Wild!

Setting fire to grass creates up-drafts for paragliding

NPCs sell better/rarer things when it’s raining

Jumping during the last red part of your stamina meter lets you jump twice as far

Cooking during the blood moon will give food random buffs

Use a wooden shield against archer enemies to collect their arrows

Taking off armor and heavy weapons makes you swim faster (unless you have the Zora armor, which boots swimming speed)

Freshly emerging from water grants you temporary fire immunity

Letting a Rock Octorok eat your rusty weapon and spit it out will refresh it

Well-trained horses (max bond) will follow a road or set path on their own if you let go of the control stick – and they’ll avoid rocks and trees on their own, too

Giving the dog at each stable 3 pieces of fruit to eat, one at a time, will get the dog to lead you to a hidden treasure chest

Using a heavy sword or axe against a shield-bearing enemy will knock their shield out of their hands

Hitting an enemy in the head with an arrow deals twice the damage

Throwing a badly damaged weapon at an enemy deals twice the damage

If you don’t have a sledgehammer handy when you come across ore deposits, use the bomb rune to break up the rock

It’s easier to sneak up on enemies/animals during the rain because the sound hides footsteps

Any wooden weapon can be a torch

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Hope these help! Feel free to add your own to this list, and happy adventuring!

I made some sugar moons! With just some left over pie crust dough, egg whites, and sugar! It’s perfect for an offering or just a cute witchy snack!

First take some of your pie crust dough. I used premade because I’m a lazy witch.

Then once you have it rolled out and thin, use a crecent cookie cutter to get your shapes.

On a greased pan, lie them out and gently brush them with egg whites

Sprinkle on some white sugar and put them in the oven at 350°, checking them occasionally till done.

Feel free to add any blessings or somethin extra, I made some for an offering to Artemis!

With love ☆☆☆

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Cook: “Panda’s been worried lately Effy. Says you don’t see each other as much as you used to. That right, Panda? I said to her, cupcake, maybe if you didn’t spend as much time with my cock in your mouth…

moon in the signs

aries - aries is young, they feel everything so strongly it hurts, sometimes the pain is good though. the sweetest friend you could want, with a big temper but a bigger heart. 

taurus - steadfast and slightly cold, the lunar taurean puts a lot of value on things because of the materialistic side of this sign. they are very loving though, soulmate material. 

gemini - moon in gemini makes for a flighty individual who thinks deeper than you would ever know. they know everything, and if you go well with them, they’ll show you everything. 

cancer - the moon is at home in cancer’s soft arms. good cooks, soft and glowing people, cancer moon wants home. home can be a place, a person, a feeling. be the person they call home. 

leo - big heart, big mouth. leo moon tends to feel everything with a glow, they smile bigger than most and have a great sense of humour. very warm people, they need their hands held sometimes. 

virgo - virgo moon is a critical position; whether to themselves or others, it isn’t meant harshly but honestly. they love you, they want you to see yourself the way they see you. listen with love in your ears. 

libra - lunar librans want love and peace everywhere. they are sweet natured but flighty, they may be gossipy but are very loyal. they will love you forever. 

scorpio - scorpio moon is a deep one. everything is extreme with them, but their feelings are never out of place. water runs deep here, be careful with them, they’re softer than they seem. 

sagittarius - the moon is high in the sky with sagittarius lifting it. they feel deeply, but even in their darkest moments, they know that the pain is supposed to be here, and it will be right soon. 

capricorn - a hardship when young maybe. capricorn here is a harsh placement, but really all they need is a little love and care to truly flourish. be gentle with them. 

aquarius - lunar aquarians feel things different to you and i; even their emotions are unconventional. that doesn’t mean they’re unloveable or uncaring, they just need a little kindness to light them up. 

pisces - lunar pisceans are delicate. they float between this world and the next, feeling everything so strongly against their fragile bones. they need a tender hand to keep them stable. 

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Go Tell Your Friends About It…..