the first time bitty and jack ever Yell at each other (after they start dating) is when bitty is cutting onions and he rubs his eye like an idiot and then accidentally knocks over the pot of boiling water onto jack’s hand and it hurts so jack is like “BITS OW” and bitty is like “DONT YELL AT ME MY EYES ARE ON FIRE” and jack is like “YOU LITERALLY JUST BURNED ME”
and this sounds hilarious but theyre also both in pain and the food is burning and its really tense and eventually bitty sticks his and jack’s hands under faucet and theyre just standing there angrily with their hands under the faucet glaring at each other as the tension in the air starts to fade away but theyre both too stuborn to stop glaring.
and then jack realizes this is dumb and like does something cute like grabs bitty’s onion hands under the stream of the faucet and then theyre laughing and jack notices that bitty has tears in his eyes and he’s like
“hey dont cry, im sorry i yelled”
and bitty is like “thats really sweet honey but im crying because i got onion in my fucking eyes”
years down the line they tell their grandkids that their first fight ended in tears and a 2nd degree burn