cooking injury

the first time bitty and jack ever Yell at each other (after they start dating) is when bitty is cutting onions and he rubs his eye like an idiot and then accidentally knocks over the pot of boiling water onto jack’s hand and it hurts so jack is like “BITS OW” and bitty is like “DONT YELL AT ME MY EYES ARE ON FIRE” and jack is like “YOU LITERALLY JUST BURNED ME”

and this sounds hilarious but theyre also both in pain and the food is burning and its really tense and eventually bitty sticks his and jack’s hands under faucet and theyre just standing there angrily with their hands under the faucet glaring at each other as the tension in the air starts to fade away but theyre both too stuborn to stop glaring.

and then jack realizes this is dumb and like does something cute like grabs bitty’s onion hands under the stream of the faucet and then theyre laughing and jack notices that bitty has tears in his eyes and he’s like

“hey dont cry, im sorry i yelled”

and bitty is like “thats really sweet honey but im crying because i got onion in my fucking eyes”

years down the line they tell their grandkids that their first fight ended in tears and a 2nd degree burn

Fluffy Aus Part 3

Is this on part 3 now? I think so someone correct me if I’m wrong

  • I saw this cool recipe video on facebook and invited you over to help me cook it and try it out and it took us three tries but hey, this one looks edible right?
    • We try one of those “drunk cooking” challenges and you end up with a nasty burn but nah I don’t think it needs the hospital and my food looks horrible but I bet it tastes better than yours
  • I need some help around my place moving heavy things/carrying heavy things and I’m way too weak for that so I rope you into helping me I may or may not have bribed you with goldfish and paying to rent a movie
  • I REALLY wanna cosplay as this character/be them for Halloween but it’d be a little sad without the person always attached at their hip, come do it with me
  • I hear screaming from my neighbour’s apartment so I run over to see what’s wrong and they’re standing on a chair while there’s a mouse on the floor wtf you’re huge why is this an issue
  • “Is that- is that my sweater?” “….this? Nooooooo” “It’s way too small/big for you” “I bought it that way leave me be” “I’m pretty sure it’s mine” “nope”
    • “You don’t even live with me??? How’d you get it???” “I didn’t bc it’s mine not yours”
  • Literal fluffy au. I ordered some pillow fluff online to fix up an old pillow but they sent me an industrial size bag. It’s everywhere. Help. I can’t see the windows anymore. Or the fridge. Someone save me.
  • “What do you mean I’m not allowed to buy an industrial sized bag of pillow fluff. I wanna put it on my floor and walk on it. Extreme plush carpet.” “No.”
  • “I- I was only gone for three days on a family vacation!! How did this happen?? There’s blue on the ceiling and what looks like Jello on the cupboards.” “Okay in my defense, this only happened like, two hours ago”

Yay! More fluff aus! Because the world always needs more of those :D Have a wonderful day everyone!!

~Mod Karissa


go home lost prince

catching up with one piece rn - cant believe I almost dropped it right before sanji’s arc 


anonymous asked:

Any fics that make your heart feel funky (in a good way)

Here are some newer one shots that made my heart feel fluttery and warm:

Title: Meet the Potters
Author: petalstofish
Rating: Unrated
Genre(s): Family, Romance
Chapters: 1
Word Count: ~
Summary: Prompt: this water fight was such a good idea but oops now your shirt is see-through and DAmn you look good –> Companion fic to “First Meeting”

Title: The Yeast I Can Do
Author: elanev91
Rating: Unrated
Genre(s): Romance, Muggle AU
Chapters: 1
Word Count: 12,186
Summary: Dr Lily Evans had an absolute shit day at work. Luckily, there’s a bakery nearby that offers a course that she hopes will take her mind off of things.

Title: Still Young
Author: amoretentia
Rating: Unrated
Genre(s): Romance, Friendship
Chapters: 1
Word Count: ~
Summary: There’s a party to mark the end of the summer before Seventh Year, and it’s the first time he has seen Lily Evans in two months.

Title: Untitled
Author: liiilyevans
Rating: Unrated
Genre(s): Romance, Humour
Chapters: 1
Word Count: ~
Summary: wizarding war + ‘James is injured by a hex he saw flying at Lily who is largely annoyed because you idiot the wedding is in two days, any more near fatalities before the big day and I will kill you myself potter’

Title: In the Blood
Author: roxanncweasley
Rating: Unrated
Genre(s): Romance, Muggle AU
Chapters: 1
Word Count: ~
Summary: presenting: the jily royal au no one asked for someone pls validate me i hate writing long fics

Title: Untitled
Author: marionetteblues
Rating: Unrated
Genre(s): Romance
Chapters: 1
Word Count: ~
Summary: lily evans, twenty years old, resting on her side, looking small in a king-sized bed. spine curved over, and a frown buried deep in her face. without it, she looks exhausted and stressed, but happy. with it, she looks weathered, and much older than she is. 

All You Had to Do Was Ask

Tony Stark x Reader

Request: Am not the same anon asking if requests are open. a young shy girl who works at stark tower 2 help pay 4 college fees. She helps them out with cleaning, cooking and their injuries. Maybe a Tony x Reader, cause she wants to study science and is always asking Bruce questions in the lab, is to shy and quiet to admit her crush on Tony. she probably hasn’t got much experience with guys due 2 her quiet, dorky and reserved personality. I guess she could be good friends with Wanda and Natasha

Word Count: 912

A/N: For the first of my two latest anons. I hope this finds you, and I hope you enjoy it.

Originally posted by dailymcugifs

Tony just couldn’t understand it. He’s considered an expert in his field. Engineering, physics, that was his element. It was the very subject you were studying at school, but you never came to him with your questions. You always went to Bruce, and if Bruce didn’t have the answer, he brought the question to Tony himself.

Whenever Bruce would question you about it, you insisted every time that Tony never seemed open to answering your questions or that he always seemed too busy. Even if he was busy, he would make time for you.

It’s late one afternoon. Tony’s in the lab, working on some upgrades for his suit. The opening of the lab door pulls his attention up and to you as you walk in.

“Hey, Bruce, do you think you could help me with_” You finally look up from your notebook, eyes wide when you realize Bruce isn’t in the room; you look at Tony, “Where’s Bruce?”

“He’s gone to some conference with Helen.”

“Oh.” You mutter, chewing your bottom lip.

“Is there something I can help you with?”

“What?! No, it’s fine.” You take a backward step toward the door.

“(Y / N) …”

But you’re gone before he can even try to convince you to stay.

You avoid him as best you can for the next couple of days, but you’ve got a deadline approaching and Bruce isn’t back yet. You spend a lot of that time either struggling over your work or lamenting to Natasha and Wanda about your situation.

On this particular night, you take part in the latter.

“It’s because you like him.” Natasha declares, her signature smirk gracing her face.

“I do not.” You refute.

“Yes, you do.” Wanda interjects.

“I do not.” You say firmly, though you can’t hide the smile that begins to form on your lips.

“(Y/N), I am trained to read people.”

“And I can read your mind.”

You sigh, no longer seeing the point in arguing with them.

“I don’t get it.” Natasha says, “Why don’t you just tell him?”

“I don’t know. I mean, what if he doesn’t feel the same way? Then things will get weird and working here will only get more awkward. I don’t think I can handle that.”

“Or you could just tell him, find out that he feels the same, and live happily ever after… you know, more or less.”


“Look, this is what you’re gonna do.”

From there, Natasha lays out her plan. It’s surprising simple but no less daunting. Your heart beats wildly in your chest as you walk toward the lab, your notebook clutched tight to your chest.

Tony doesn’t even glance your way when you open the door to the lab. You stand in silence for a moment, watching him. Then you approach him slowly, setting your notebook down on the table and sitting beside him.


He only hums in response.

“Can you help me?”

That seems to catch his attention. “I thought you wanted to wait for Bruce.”

“I changed my mind.” You shrug, “So will you help me?”

He nods, his lips barely turned up in a smile, “Sure.”

The next few hours are spent sitting shoulder to shoulder as you go over your physics paper. It might have taken less time, but you both kept getting distracted by each other. However, once all is said and done, things grow a little tense and a tad bit awkward.

You tuck your hair behind your ear, smiling shyly and looking away when you catch him staring again.

“Can I ask you something?” he says, turning to face you more completely.

“Of course.”

“How come you never asked me for help before?”

Be honest. That’s what Natasha said you needed to do. So, that’s what you were going to do. You take a deep breath and meet his gaze as steadily as you can.

“You make me nervous.”

He raises an eyebrow, “Seriously?”

“Look, I don’t have a lot of experience with the opposite sex of a normal caliber. I definitely don’t have experience with rich, handsome geniuses who also happen to be superheroes. I mean, you’ve saved the world.”

“I also put it in danger a couple of times.”

That brings a smile to your face, “That’s true.”

“That still doesn’t explain why I would make you nervous.”

This is it, the moment Natasha warned you about.

Be honest.

Don’t back down.

Just spit it out.

“Because all I can think about right now is how much I want to kiss you.”

You stare at each other in silence. Slowly, he begins to smile. You attempt to turn away, but you freeze when his right hand curls around the back of your neck and his left cups your cheek.

“All you had to do was ask.” He whispers, his lips now barely an inch from yours.

Your eyes jump from his to his lips and back again before you finally close the little bit of distance. You cling to him, slowly rising to your feet and stepping into him. His hands move to rest on your hips as your arms wrap around his neck. When you pull apart, he looks up at you with so much love in his eyes.

“I guess there’s no reason to be nervous anymore.” He says, smiling a little wider.

“I guess not.”

From that moment, you’re so lost in one another that you don’t even hear Bruce come and go from the lab.


Tony Stark Taglist: @captainamerotica @irishprincess9 @jaegers-and-kaijus @starkiewtf @thevanishedillusion @callingmrsbarnes

restaurant cook/prep cook prompts
  • I work as a cook at a restaurant and you’re the new waiter/waitress and I’m frustrated cause you’re cute but we hardly interact

  • I’m new here and I’m amazed at how fast you twist and turn to get stuff done in the kitchen (cue the “oh no he’s /she’s hot!”)

  • Our friends know eachother and we’re all hanging out and I catch a glimpse at your arms and wtf happens to you why do you have so many scars?! “I’m a cook.”

  • I’m a waitress that has liked you since I started but I’m worried cause you’re always here? Do you ever go home? You’re here when I come in and still here after my shift.

  • I’m new and at first you seemed super cold and mean but then a friend told me how much responsibility rests on your shoulders and I can’t help but admire how serious you are now.

  • I’m supposed to shadow you and learn the ropes of the kitchen but damn I can hardly keep up and I feel like a klutz. I know where nothing is and I’m slowing you down but you’re super nice and patient about this want to get something to eat later?

  • I’m the new dishwasher and you’re a prep cook and holy balls the restaurant is getting slammed and you help me out like a descending angel of mercy how are you so good at this I thought you’re a cook? “Everyone starts somewhere”

  • The restaurant we work at is attached to a hotel and there’s a wedding reception we’re catering to and usually I only see you in work clothes but now you’re dressed to serve in a waist coat and everything and damn you have a nice ass.

  • I don’t smoke but I join everyone at the back doors for a breath of fresh air and for once you’ve left the kitchen and standing back there too so I take the chance to talk to you and now we have a date.

  • I started a couple weeks ago and everything’s fine until a hot pan touches my arm. Holy fuck does it hurt and there’s no first aid here?! But you sit me down and where did you get that?! “I’ve been here long enough and hurt myself that I keep my burn creme and bandages in my locker.

  • (Can be connected to the previous one) Our mutual friends have us over to hang out and I bump you’re bag and a crap load of medical supplies fall out buT WAIT THERE’S A HUGE KNIFE WTF “I’m a cook and this is my work bag.”

  • Rule one, always call out when passing someone. I break rule one and we both end up running into eachother full force, and wow I didn’t mean to grab you like that.

  • I’m two inches too short for this kitchen and you come over to help me out but no I’ve got this…. Would you please grab that for me?

  • My shift is done and I’m on my way out but I hear you cursing someone name and swearing profusely. I come over to investigate only to fine you fighting with one of the ovens which you’ve named how cute are you.

  • I’m your roommate and I know you can cook why the hell do you eat so little/junk food?? “I work with food all day I’m sick of looking at it/don’t want to make anymore.”

  • (Also connected to the last one) I come home to find you eating mac and cheese and watching cooking shows and critiquing the food dude really? “Just cause I can’t afford to cook like that doesn’t mean I dont know how”

I know we whine a lot about raven but I’m honestly so happy she’s in the house, like it’s so much more fun to hate someone because they’re annoying and dance funny and make up stories to get attention than to hate someone because they spit out offensive comments every other minute. It’s so relieving to just be able to laugh at raven dancing, raven obviously lying, raven faking an accent, raven not even being appreciated by matt, raven hurting a finger and acting like it’s just as bad as christmas injury, raven cooking…


Adena is in the middle of a shoot when her phone rings. She checks to see that Sutton is calling. Immediately, she knows something must be wrong because Sutton never calls her while she’s at work. She calls for a break so that she can take her phone call. Setting her camera aside and answering the phone

“Sutton, is everything ok?” the unease evident in her voice

Sutton responds “Hey Adena, I know I shouldn’t be disturbing you at work, but how mad or concerned would you be if I told you that Kat may or may not have just hurt herself trying to cook.”

Sutton said that sentence so quickly that Adena wasn’t sure if she had heard it correctly. But what she did understand were the words Kat and hurt. She quickly tells Sutton to hang on for a moment as she goes in to tell Firuze that she needs to step out.

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holy shit this mom i’m facebook friends with has been training her kids to prepare and cook meals since they were like 4 and she just posted a photo of her 7 year old making french toast for the whole family. she’s an icon and i must get on her level