Do you have any tips for using seasonings when cooking? Or tips to help cook in general for some one new to it.
College Cooking 101
Here is a list of materials that I believe are absolutely necessary to creating a quality product. Feel free to substitute anything based on your own personal preferences.
Non-stick frying pan (cast iron pans are much more difficult to clean)
Pot (I would recommend a small pot that you can use to cook for just yourself, and a larger pot for cooking portions or for company)
Lid for said pot
Rubber spatula (much better than wooden spoons)
Scissors (kitchen scissors)
A cutting board (I recommend plastic because they’re easier to wash)
Bread knife (both knives should be sharpened every six months at least, you can take them to your local kitchen supplies shop)
Dried chives (or real chives if you can swing them. Throw them in your ramen, your tuna salad, sprinkle them on top of pasta, etc)
Thyme (dried or fresh… dried is 3x as potent, use to season soups or pastas)
Rosemary (dried or fresh, use to season meats and starches)
Cumin (use this spice to rub meat)
Garlic powder or onion powder (used for meat rubs and seasoning soups or sauces)
Paprika (I would recommend avoiding smoked paprika, it’s got a super aggressive flavor… use this in small amounts sprinkled over things like you would the chives)
Parmesan cheese (for sprinkling over pastas, you can get it pre-grated)
Cheddar cheese (for making sandwiches and mac and cheese)
Tomatoes (whole, crushed, paste, whatever… just have some sort of tomato product in your pantry at all times)
Potatoes (you can’t buy them pre-cut because the oxidize and turn gray if not used immediately… you can still eat them, but they don’t look pretty)
Onions (you can get them pre-cut)
Garlic (use to make sauce or soup bases)
Romaine hearts (lettuce has a short shelf life, but romaine hearts literally last forever and are healthier than eating iceberg lettuce)
Protein of some sort (whatever you like- steak, chicken, tofu, etc)
Something salty (like pickles, black olives, anchovies, etc)
Your favorite veggies (I like carrots and squashes the best)
Pasta (whatever is cheapest or on sale at your store)
Bread (freeze half a loaf and leave the rest in your fridge)
Eggs (egg beaters or whole eggs, whatever you like)
Butter (or a butter substitute)
Oil (olive oil is the most expensive)
Chicken stock (or vegetable stock, in a carton or cubed)
Basic (super duper duper basic) instructions on how to cook various items. I am not a trained professional- the information I’m providing is based off of personal experience only.
Cooking: Cook with oil. Outside of the steak should be grey. The inside should be light pink.
Seasoning: Create a simple spice blend and rub it all over the meat. Spice rubs always include salt and pepper, add whatever other spices you want.
Pair with: Starches or veggies.
Cooking: Cook with oil. Outside should be starting to crisp, inside should be white and dry.
Seasoning: Salt and pepper work best. You can also coat chicken in panko bread crumbs.
Pair with: Starches, veggies, fruits, or pasta.
Cooking: Cook with butter or oil. Outside should be starting to crisp. Inside should be the same color as the outside, and should feel very dry and hard.
Seasoning: Create a simple spice blend and rub it all over the meat. Spice rubs always include salt and pepper, add whatever other spices you want. Meat should be completely coated in the spice rub, or it won’t taste like anything but the oil.
Pair with: Starches, veggies, or fruits.
Cooking: Cook with oil. Outside should be starting to crisp, inside fork tender.
Seasoning: Rub (literally rub the potatoes with your hands) salt, pepper, oil and rosemary all over the potatoes.
Cooking: Boil water with a teaspoon of salt. Wait until the water is visibly boiling to add your pasta. I like my pasta al dente, so I always cook it for the shortest amount of time listed on the box.
Seasoning: Thoroughly coat pasta with whatever sauce you’re using, or it will taste dry. Good prepared sauce brands: Newman’s Own, Classico, and Barilla.
Cooking: Cook in chicken or vegetable stock following package instructions. Stir every so often, and add additional stock as it is absorbed into the pasta.
Seasoning: I like to add dried herbs to the sauce as it reduces to add flavor. You can also add veggies early on and let them cook in the sauce.
Cooking: These can be pan fried in oil, boiled, cooked in a sauce/stew, or put on a sheet tray to roast in the oven. The easiest way to cook them is to add them to a sauce that you are heating up, and allow them to soften until they can be pierced by a fork.
Seasoning: Rub the veggies with salt before cooking, unless you are adding them to a sauce or stew.
Cooking: These are best pan fried with butter. Cook them until they are slightly crisped and fork tender. If you want to be fancy you can blanch them before hand. How to blanch: Boil water, and throw the veggies in for literally thirty seconds. Pour them into a strainer and douse them immediately with cold water from your sink tap until they are cool to the touch.
Seasoning: Salt works best before cooking. Butter after cooking.
Yes I know that sweet potato is a starch, but it fits better here.
Cooking: These veggies are best roasted until fork tender. Time varies. These veggies should be cooked with their skin left on.
Seasoning: Rub these veggies with salt and cook in a little oil. Top with butter after they are cooked.
Description: When Greg asks Sherlock to be his best man, the past returns in an unexpected way, confronting Sherlock and John with the need to define what they are to each other. Set about a year after series 3.
Review: This fic is so so good. With Sherlock in the role of Best Man once again, some old memories resurface for both John and Sherlock. Victor Trevor makes an appearance and I loved how he called Sherlock Will. I loved that. I loved how John listed off the things that they do that normal flat mates don’t do. I loved how they danced. I just loved all of it.
My first attempt at ACOTAR fanfic - I decided to start with Nessian.
She didn’t feel like celebrating. Yes, the war was over. Yes, they all survived. But she didn’t feel like she had won anything. She watched as thousands died. She watched her father die. She watched Elain, her delicate sister, slaughter the King of Hybern. And they were both still irrevocably changed in body and soul, both with powers neither one of them knew how to handle or begin to understand.
Nesta didn’t know what was next for her. She couldn’t go back home, not since she was no longer human. She especially wouldn’t leave without her sister and it was clear Elain was in no condition to go back to the human realm. Nesta didn’t know how to help her, either. She didn’t know how to help herself. She hadn’t felt this untethered since the incident with Tomas Mandry. That had taken it’s tole on her life, and changed her in ways she never expected. Just letting his name cross her mind enhanced her current state of being unsettled. Rising from the chair in her room she rubbed her hands up and down her arms to try to warm herself and get rid of the unpleasant thoughts.
The house was quiet today. Everyone else has been happy, resettling into their lives and finding joy in each other and in the new world they were creating. Nesta was stuck. She had nothing to accomplish, nothing to attain, nothing to contribute. She had barely left her room since returning from the war a month ago, only leaving to grab something to eat when hunger drove her out. She didn’t even visit Elain anymore, frustrated and desolate because she wasn’t able to help her in any way. She rarely ran into anyone during her trips to the kitchen, and when she did she always felt like a black cloud raining on their happiness. They stopped talking and laughing when she appeared, and even Feyre no longer attempted to include her in their gatherings. She was the ghost in the attic, residing in the house but always kept at arms length when seen.
She didn’t blame them. She didn’t know how to help herself, so how would they have any idea what to do for her? She never did ask Feyre how she handled being turned into High Fae, or having powers she never experienced before. While Nesta was still human she didn’t care about all that; she was only focused on protecting Elain. Feyre had obviously managed the transition and was thriving when she visited them before the war. And it wasn’t like she was forced against her will to be changed - she was dying, and it was done to save her, so of course Feyre would have come out of her transition grateful for the second chance at life. That was nothing like Nesta’s transition.
Making her way to the kitchen, Nesta couldn’t shake all the dark memories from her recent and far past. She almost couldn’t distinguish the difference between the two anymore, all blending together seamlessly as if she had never known a happy or comfortable period in her life. She thought what Tomas had done would be the most damaging experience she’d ever face and working through that to get back a semblance of a life with Elain almost destroyed her. Everyone thought her strong, but only she knew the truth; the walls she kept around herself felt brittle now, like they would shatter if she ever lost her vigilance at keeping them strong, and she didn’t know how much longer she would have the strength to hold them up. Going through these changes and feeling this darkness writhing inside herself - she knew it was only a matter of time before it overwhelmed and consumed her, destroying her completely.
Startled, she whirled around in the kitchen and saw Cassian standing in the doorway. How long had she been standing there lost in her thoughts? Rubbing her arms, she refused to look him in the eyes.
“Are you cold?” The concern in his voice almost broke her. She can’t let that happen, not now, not today.
“No, I just came to find something to eat,” she snapped at him, still refusing to meet his gaze.
Stepping into the kitchen he moved towards the cupboards. “Everyone has gone out in the city so there isn’t a dinner prepared here tonight. But I can make us something edible, I’m sure.”
“You cook?” Nesta blurted out, the question springing out of her, surprised that a male warrior would stoop to anything so domestic as cooking in a kitchen.
Chuckling, he glanced over his shoulder at her and winked. “I’ve been known to surprise my friends with my skills.”
Feeling awkward, Nesta stood in the middle of the kitchen while Cassian arranged pots and pans on the stove and piled ingredients on the counter. Removing a couple of knives from a drawer he said without looking her way, “Why don’t you help me chop these vegetables?”
He continued to gather ingredients, occasionally throwing something into a pot or pan. After a couple of minutes when she didn’t move to help him, he mumbled, “Or not,” and started chopping. Irritated with him, she marched over to the counter and grabbed one of the knives and a pepper. She started slicing it along it’s length and soon had a mess of pepper bits, seeds and pulp all over the counter.
“Happy now?” She snarled at him, throwing the knife in the sink.
“Yes, thank you.” He had a strained look on his face and his lips were twitching, but he didn’t say anything more, just scooped up her chopped vegetable and tossed it into the pot. He continued adding ingredients and stirring the food, humming to himself as he worked. She watched him, fascinated at a male cooking, let alone the General Commander of the Night Court. He had left his hair down today and when it brushed against his chin he would tuck it back behind his ear. He seemed to be comfortable in the kitchen, graceful even, and she marveled that for all his battle knowledge and warrior training he didn’t look out of place cooking them dinner.
Glancing her way he asked, “Will you get the plates and silverware ready?”
Glaring at him, afraid he had caught her staring, she stated, “I plan on eating in my room.”
“Well, you still need a plate, don’t you?” he smirked.
Aggravated with his logic, she stomped her way to the cupboard that held the plates and grabbing one stepped next to Cassian for him to dish out her portion. His shoulder brushed against hers while he scooped the food onto her plate and she stiffened. He stopped moving and gently turned towards her. She didn’t move, she didn’t look at him. He waited a full minute, two, then three. He just stood there, relaxed but still as a statue, and finally she raised her head and looked at him. Her gray-blue eyes were made of steel, never revealing her emotions, but when she locked eyes with Cassian’s gaze she knew he stripped her barriers and saw the depth of her fear and emotions running through her today. He held her gaze with his beautiful hazel eyes, and she remembered looking into them a month ago and believing they would never get the chance to look at each other again. She thought they would both die that day, and his promises to her on that battlefield made her stronger. But after, he hadn’t so much as looked her way, not once, and she came to realize it was just the heat of the battle and the knowledge of death standing next to him that created that moment between them, that moment that turned out to be a lie.
Hardening her gaze, she yanked her plate out of his hand and moved towards the hallway that lead to her room. When she reached the doorway she heard him speak quietly, “It wasn’t a lie.”
Whirling around and spilling half her food in the process, she stood in the doorway, stunned speechless and with eyes big as saucers.
“In case that’s what you’ve been thinking all this time, about me, about what I promised you on that battlefield.” He held her gaze and took a deep breath. “When you decided to bait Hybern, to use yourself and your power as a diversion, I knew it was a death mission. I knew it meant you weren’t coming back. I also knew I wasn’t going to let you go alone, and I was going to do whatever it took to keep you alive. Anything it took to keep you alive. No matter the cost.”
“And then Hybern showed up with your father in his clutches.” A tear escaped down Nesta’s cheek, and Cassian’s voice broke. “I understood why you couldn’t strike at Hybern. I tried to protect you and kill him, and I failed at both.” Cassian hung his head, his hair falling and hiding part of his face. His shoulders shuddered with a silent sob, and after a moment he gathered himself and looked up at Nesta with tears shining in his eyes.
He was whispering now, barely able to get the words out. “I wanted that time with you, that time I wished we had before the war. That time I promised you we would have in the next world.” Taking a deep breath, he cleared his throat and continued in a stronger voice. “I thought maybe you needed time, after everything you had been through. I was torn between wanting to stay by your side and worried that I would be smothering you at at time when you needed space.” He ran his hand through his hair and continued. “I’ve also struggled with changes in dynamics with my friends and me, and I’m sorry for that. I’m sorry those changes have kept me away from you like this. I haven’t handled this in the best way, but I think I’m learning what the best way should be and I’m going to do that from now on.”
Slowly, he moved towards Nesta until he was standing directly in front of her, close enough for her to reach out and touch him but far enough that he wasn’t crowding her, that she could still walk away without effort. “Nesta, this is our next world. I promised you I would find you and we would have our time. That’s what I’m doing right now. I want that time with you. I’m keeping that promise. I’m finding you, Nesta. You’re right here in front of me, but I know that a part of you isn’t. A part of you is struggling, is still fighting those shadows, that darkness. I’m not going to let you fight alone any longer. I’m never going to leave you. Never.”
Cassian stood in front of Nesta, back straight and wings slightly flared, tall and proud and waiting, watching her with a confident and unwavering stare. She looked at his wings, how the sun through the kitchen window changed their color from a dark and shadowy hue to a translucent rainbow of colors, beautiful to gaze upon. She ran her eyes over his shoulders, seeing his strength and power, the shape of his muscles visible beneath his shirt. She imagined the syphons on his hands and arms, across his chest and shoulders, and the power whirling beneath his skin. She realized in that moment that they did have something in common - they both had power, and he had learned how to harness and use that power in the past. Maybe she was wrong in thinking no one could help her. Maybe the others had gone through similar struggles while growing up, and wasn’t that exactly what she was doing now, growing up with power?
Nesta thought about all that he revealed to her just now, and how it had already started to change her feelings of rejection and abandonment. With a start she realized that her dark thoughts and fears hadn’t bothered her from the moment Cassian entered the kitchen. She hadn’t been overwhelmed, ready to crumble, since he arrived. Perhaps he was right; maybe staying away from everyone and dealing with this on her own wasn’t the way to conquer the darkness.
Looking up at Cassian’s face, she knew trying on her own wasn’t an option anymore. He wouldn’t allow it. The resolve and conviction in his hazel eyes took her breath away.
Swallowing, Nesta whispered, “I don’t know how to do this.”
Smiling softly, Cassian reached up and gently cupped her cheek with his hand. “Let’s learn together.”
He is child in an adults body. Raising his own children would be a walk in the park! He’s always up for playing pretend or dress up with them and you better believe he will get them a mountain of Lego to play with!
Protect of his child, very. He’s one of those dads that will give his children alot of freedom but as soon as they’re going out with someone he wants to know who they are with and where. No harm shall come to them.
Dad jokes are extremely common, in fact he probably tells his child to call him ‘dadmark’! Every time he makes his child sigh or ugh he laughs and gives them a hair ruffle.
Sometimes it will feel like his child is looking after him, especially when he take them to the toy shop. On many occasions he will be the one buying the toys for his own entertainment.
Pushes his children to their absolute limits and cheering them on every step of the way. If he knows that his child can do something he will bribe them, cheer them and whatever else to help them achieve their goals!
To annoy his child he does many things. His personal favorite being to tickling their hips till they’re crying with laughter and putting them on his shoulders (Still laughing) and running around the house!
He adores it when his child lets him do their hair, no matter the length or texture. If it’s short he gives them a quiff, if it’s long he’ll give them a danish braid! if it’s mid-way he’ll do plaited pigtails!
Sometimes when he’s bored and his child is nearby, he’ll make a game out of trying to put his tiny hat on their head without them noticing. If he achieves it he’ll take a picture and posted it on Snap chat.
Trips to the shops to get ingredients is pretty common, he loves to bake with his child! Only the best danish pastries recipes will be taught and anyone who even smells them will being to drool!
When nobody is around or is coming over he will turn the living room into a giant pillow fort! He loves to see the look on his child’s face as they dive into the fort of pillows and blankets he’s made.
Dad rating: Everything is awesome
He is a very caring and fathering man, he is always doing everything he can for his children; the cooking, cleaning, general family bonding, anything to keep them happy!
Strictness wise he is rather flexible. MOST of the time he will brush of misbehavior and give his child a quick scold. Just, don’t make him angry. For the love of everything holy and your safety don’t!
The amount of worrying he does over his children is almost enough to worry about him. He is always on edge when his child is staying at a friends, you better believe he has the friends parents phone number!
You know when your mum/dad/guardian see a friend outside the shop and starts to talk for them for about fifty years? Yeah… he’s that dad. Best bring something to entertain yourself with!
He is very relaxed when it comes to emotional issues, if his children have any problems at all he’ll talk them through it and then give them words of encouragement and enthusiasm!
Also that dad that takes his children to the park and has a flock of mothers surrounding him. All of them are very kind and such, but can he please watch his baby whilst they’re swinging on the monkey bars?
One of the Parent Council dads, he is very involved in his children’s education. Plus he can prove that he’s the best at making cookies! No one can beat Santa’s cookies after all~
Speaking of being Santa, he’s children always get the best presents! But they do have to stay over at uncle Estonia’s house for Christmas eve. Only because he needs to do his job though.
Sauna days with his kids! He loves to just sit back and let the steam engulf him. If the steam is too intense for his child, they can always go for a nice swim in the pool!
He is always giving his children hugs. He will find any excuse to give his kiddo a tight snuggle, good moments and bad! Unless of course they don’t like hugs in which case, hair ruffles are good too!
Dad rating: Baby in a box (If you don’t get that click: here)
At first, he has no idea what on earth he is doing. For those who are friends/family of Iceland will likely receive 3am phone calls with the topic; ‘What do I do when my child cries?’
He is probably that dad that is completely awkward dad that makes jokes at the wrong time, Denmark does that right? Denmark raised him so jokes are a thing that good dads do right? (Send the lad some help please)
Mr.Puffin is the official “HELP ME PARENT PLEASE!” bird, as much as it may annoy the poor puffin it will keep him busy. Family chill time is probably everyone’s favorite time.
Saying all of this, he does try his best. He tries to show his children the wonders of his land and others, as odd as it may seem he knows that the world is very large and he hopes they will see it all!
He enjoys telling them old folktales for bedtime stories! Sometimes he’ll go on for long after his child has fell asleep, so many tales that have been passed on to tell from the people lost in time.
They’re raised to be able to speak more than one language, He can get pretty embarrassed speaking his own language (Source: X (Trivia point!)). He wants his children to be able to wonder the world understand others!
School wise is eeh… He believes that education is the way too success but coming to him with homework or school drama is not the best idea. He either doesn’t know or doesn’t really care.
Discipline wise, he’s got it down to a T, he knows that as soon as the Wifi password is changed and the remotes have been hidden his child is all of a sudden going to be rather nice to him~
To add to the point above, he cannot stand bratty children. From day one he will tell them “You respect me, I respect you” and if they follow that rule then they will be very close!
He can be pretty clingy to his child, he doesn’t like to be surround by people but he’s not a big fan of being all by himself. His child will probably be around him alot to stop him from being too lonely.
Dad rating: How to be a good papa?
The chill parent™ literally. He is very tolerant and patient with his children. He will let them do as they please as long as they stay within their boundaries. So long as they do it’s chill™
He will probably put his children on a pedestal like he does Iceland. He’s always going on about how his children are amazing and how cute they look in that outfit he bought them(like Maes from FMA? please tell me if i’m wrong)
To any out lookers, they would say that he’s got a good hand on raising his children. They would be right! Besides the mental screaming and the worrying coffee intake from lack of sleep due to worrying about them, he’s fine!
Dad jokes are a thing, but in a weird way. His child can say anything and he would pause, stare and murmur a really bad pun under his breath. I.e. ‘Whoa, papa! Look at this!’ ‘……I can’t believe it’s not butter...’
He spoils his children more than he is willing to admit, they could see something on TV and he would surprise them with it the next day. He can’t really help it, he doesn’t want them to live like he used to.
Emotional stuff he’s pretty good at! He is able to sit there and listen to any problems his children are facing for hours if he must. He is also willing to hug them and sooth their worries with comforting songs!
Adores telling his children myths and folklore! Sometimes he’ll even take them on drives to the places and introduce them to the creatures that the stories are based around!
Whenever the midnight sun or the Nordic lights are on show he’ll let his children stay up to see them. Joined with the forces of caffeine and warm blankets he’ll sit outside with them all night if they want.
To him, his children are a blessing and something to live for. If he is ever lacking motivation or inspiration he’ll think about his children and BAM! You’ve got one very determined Norwegian.
He takes alot of time off work to spend with his children. He wants to be apart of their lives and for them to always know that he loves them, for him nothing is more important than his family.
Dad rating: Butter hurry up with that homework
This man is a papa and a half! He is already raising two kids (Sealand & Ladonia!) so the man knows what he’s doing. He is always alot more relaxed when with kids and is happy to care for them!
He is very good at keeping his children in line, how exactly? Star charts. He knows that losing a gold star is everyone’s worse nightmare and he will use this to his advantage. Gold stars are given to good kiddos only!
Want a tree house? Because his children are getting a tree mansion! Nearly all of their room’s furniture and toys are made by him, but don’t worry they’re made entirely out of love!
Super protective of his little ones! He would never let any harm come to them whether it be physically, mentally or emotionally. If anyone dares to hurt them he will be knocking on the culprits door at 3am!
Sometimes he’ll take his kids with him for a small fishing trip if the weather is right. Sure camping may be a little boring but it’s the bonding that counts! Plus fishing can be rather relaxing~
He is always willing to participate in games with his little ones, even pretend and sports! If it means that they’re gaining an interest in a possible future career or dream then he will do his best to guide them.
To his children he can seem like a rag doll at certain times, he doesn’t mind them climbing onto his shoulders or letting them borrow his glasses. If it keeps them happy and they’re safe then it’s fine.
Education wise he is the man when his children need help with homework. He will talk them through the problem and give them as much motivation as they need, sometimes in the form of pastries!
All drawings and school achievements will have a special spot on the fridge for all to see. Any of his little ones achievements will be rewarded with a meal out wherever they want!
His absolute favorite thing in the world is to wake up with his little family all fallen asleep on the sofa with him, he thinks it’s so cute seeing them all snuggled up on top of him with a blanket covering them all~
- having to break kisses bc they’re smiling so much - laughing and smiling in bed after first time sex and it being a little awkward bc it’s his first time being with someone he loves and doing it w/ his for ~ all purposes human ~ body - chloe getting on her tippy toes to kiss lucifer in the morning - coming up behind each other and hugging the other from behind & lucifer kissing her neck/chloe kissing his spine between his shoulders wings - holding hands on the way to/from work in the car - holding hands while walking & talking - holding hands in general - lucifer cooking her dinner and surprising everyone by actually being bf of the year - lucifer slyly holding her hand under the table during an interrogation - forehead touches All The Time - lucifer laying his head in her lap and her running her hands thru his hair - chloe calling him babe and him calling her darling and/or love is gonna be a thing and i feel it in my bones
Historically canon Cuban immigration to New York, New Jersey, and Florida throughout the 1800’s and first half of 1900’s
The Pineses look cuban fight me
The story goes: Sara Medina is born in New Jersey to immigrant parents in 1920. She meets and marries New Jersey native Filbrick Pines when she is 19, in 1939, and gives birth to Sherman Pines in 1941. She gives birth to twins Stanford and Stanley in 1953. The boys all learn Spanish and English at home, but when the twins are 6 (1959) the political regime change in Cuba makes Mama Pines nervous and she stops the kids from speaking Spanish in the home, which is why even though Stan can speak Spanish as an adult his accent is awkward and terrible.
Also because Stan’s accent is Castilian/Canarian Spanish filtered through New Jersey and then made awkward by a lifetime of self doubt.
Stan and Ford and Shermie are all half Cuban
Shermie was 18 and out of the house when the twins stopped speaking spanish so he spoke it fluently all his life and taught his son Spanish as well maybe Shermie’s wife is Cuban but like a more recent immigrant so their son is what, 75% Cuban?
I can’t do math, what does that make Mabel and Dipper? *uses calculator* 37.5% Cuban is a really awkward way of looking at it. Whatever. Mabel and Dipper not really speaking Spanish is to be expected regardless because look at us, JUST LOOK AT US
CUBAN MAMA PINES
Stan and Ford using a percolator instead of a coffeemaker because they drink cafe cubano
Stan using made-up swears like “HOT BELGIAN WAFFLES” because he can’t curse in Spanish because the twins KNOW those swears. Also he got into the habit with Soos because he stubbed his toe around Little Soos and then Little Soos went and told Abuelita and then she called Stan up, ironically, cursing him out for having a mouth like a sailor
Post-Weirdmageddon Stan’s fanon lapses into speaking only Spanish make more sense than if Stan only learned Spanish to work in Colombia. Stan speaking Spanish having nothing to do with his crimey life. Ford’s heart breaking because he knows that half the time when Stan starts speaking Spanish he’s remembering being Little Stan.
STAN AND RICK CONVERSING IN SPANISH ALL THE TIME
*steeples fingers together* what if the empanada Soos was eating during “hand that rocks the mabel” was made by Stan.
Stan cooking food in general but stan cooking cuban food = !!!!!!!!!
Ford being awkward and weird and not really acknowledging his heritage poor thing
*heavy breathing* cuban pines family
This is everything and I will never stop believing in Cuban Mama Pines
nothing in canon contradicts me NOTHING CONTRADICTS ME
Isak eats really unhealthy! While his friends are all eating sandwiches at school he'll eat a bun or a Norwegian waffle. Like boy should not be living by himself, lol. I'm glad even makes him eggs for breakfast. And I wonder if even is good at cooking in general. At least he seems to be taking charge in the kitchen so far. I have a feeling Isak is the kind to just grab a handful of cereal out of the box before
FO’ REAL!! I doubt Isak has had a balanced meal since he ran away from home! And he may very well grab cereal from the box, assuming he has any at home, either way he’s probably forgotten to buy milk.
Even is definitely more interested in cooking than Isak, and given that he has some seasoning tricks to make the food taste better, I imagine he has some culinary talents as well. Isak however, I doubt could cook to save his own life! At least this is what empiric data tells me…
Because of course me being the weirdo I am, I’m physically incapable of speculating about stuff like this without researching and getting all the facts™ first, so I’ve gone through all the times (that I could remember) we’ve seen Isak eating and compiled some data.
In the words of Isak: NU KÖR VI~
We don’t really know anything about Isak’s eating habits at home (in S1). And aside
from Even, the only one who’s made food for Isak is Eva. When they were at Jonas’ cabin she made them pasta and tomato sauce.
She also treated him to a coffee at one point (not food but still!).
I didn’t remember seeing Isak eat anything in particular in S2, so let’s skip onto S3….
First time we see Isak eating in S3, is the bun you mentioned. We see him tearing the raisin out of the bun, which tells me this is one of those semi-sweet raisin buns. They are delicious but not exactly healthy. (somewhat related: after close inspection I’m 95% sure these are raisin buns with CARDAMOM ❤︎).
Next time we see him eating it’s the cheese toast with ALL THE SPICES and ketchup that Even made him. Not exactly balanced food, but alright for a midday snack imo?
Unfortunately I doubt Isak finished it… when their datehangout got interrupted by guests, you see Isak look down dejectedly at his toasts
and tap his thumb against his leg. :( Once Sonja is introduced I imagine Isak made himself scarce.
When Even spends the weekend at Isak’s after Halloween, they must have eaten something. The flatmates didn’t see either of them until Sunday, supposedly, but the mug Even puts ash in suggests to me that Isak probably sneaked out and made them sandwiches & cocoa or smth (that or the mug was already in his room… but one entire day, they’d have to eat)
at some point.
Isak isn’t really great at getting breakfast either. That Sunday he literally opens the door, gets asked about Even by Noora and Eskild, and then closes the door again. Wonder how long it took for him to dare venture out… boy must have been starving!
After the painful ‘breakup’ when Isak wasn’t sleeping well, I can’t imagine he was eating so great either. Especially not if you consider the sad sad toast he got from the canteen. One toast with only cheese, it seriously looks just as tired as Isak does!
Of all the foods Isak has bought, the kebab he ate with Jonas is definitely among the healthiest. I imagine he spends most of his allowance/the money his dad sends on snapbacks (he can’t have borrowed all of them!), beer and
eating fast food.
Luckily, if it’s down to Even Isak gets to eat a sturdy breakfast. And that’s good considering how Isak hardly seems to be able to get himself breakfast at the flat. (does he even have any food there?) I imagine that Even realized this when he stayed over the previous time, and simply decided to take matters into his own hands, with a little help from the Noora (and Eskild), making Isak scrambled eggs after staying over the second time.
Isak doesn’t join the guys for pizza… but on Friday, Isak waits for Even at the KB. I only saw a coffee cup though, so who knows if he had anything to eat there? Once again Even makes sure they get some food, ordering burgers and champagne (and what looks like cakes? fancy smørbrød?) at the hotel. Isak doesn’t exactly lack appetite at that point ;)
We don’t know what or how he ate the days after… but on Tuesday, we’re back to Isak’s classic diet. He gets a waffle. The guy doesn’t even put jam or anything tasty on it (except whipped cream?). idk what is up with Nissen’s canteen, but stuff looks plain af. (I feel for norwegianall kids who are forced to pay for or bring their own school lunches….)
Now last food Isak prepared (as I am writing this) was a ready-made frozen Grandiosa pizza, which can hardly be considered cooking. And it wasn’t even his (he doesn’t have any food at the flat does he…).
In conclusion (TL;DR):
I doubt Isak knows how to cook. I’m CERTAIN he maintains a horribly unhealthy diet ever since he ran away from home. And I’m hoping that Even’s cooking skills extend beyond breakfast and sandwiches, but honestly I’m fairly certain it does? Even seems comfortable enough in a kitchen to figure it out and make them some healthy food. So with Even in his life…
-him buying you clothes constantly because he likes seeing you in something he chose for you
-you dying of laughter whenever you see him throwing shade key-master of shade throwing
-even when it was directed at you
-him being sassy constantly and you replying him with even more sassiness
-him being the first one to laugh whenever something hilarious happens and you laughing at him instead because you can hear his laughter in another country
-talking with him on English very often because he wants to improve and honestly he loves how he sounds when he speaks it you love it too
-you making photosets including every hair style he ever had just because you’re bored him approving
-you watching old videos of him and Yoogeun and dying of cuteness
-telling him he would make a great dad
-him pretending to brush it off while desperately trying to hide that your statement kind of made him blush a little
-you noticing and making sure to mention it every now and then just to observe his reactions
-you wondering how come that he rarely gets jealous
-and him explaining that he doesn’t have to worry since he knows you’ll never pick someone else over him considering how awesome he is
-you rolling your eyes at his explanation
-but kind of agreeing on the inside
-him clinging to you playfully in public making other people cringe at his cheesiness
-you doing the same to him but wondering why do you even try when he doesn’t even mind or gets embarrassed at all
-you whining whenever he wakes you up by poking your cheeks claiming that he wants attention
-you two just laying in bed not doing anything but throwing random comments while watching some even more random drama
-and giggling at particularly melodramatic moments
-then probably trying to re-enact them and failing so miserably that even your neighbors can hear you screaming in laughter
-every time there is a new catchy girl group song he learns the dance in a second and then makes you sit and watch his “performance”
-which is something you enjoy but will never admit
-making sure you get everything done on time and taking care of you a lot in general
-extremely passionate making out
-there’s nothing cute in his kisses
-with the exception of lazy morning kisses when neither of you wants to get up
-You two practicing your “villain laugh” because you have nothing better to do
-Probably giving life long trauma to anyone who accidentally enters the room
-this precious munchkin would make every one of your days full of laughter, you two would probably be one of those couples every one would be jealous of since you clearly found your best friends in each other
Kyo cooking for tohru is one of the best things ever. Just kyo cooking in general too. Then him yelling at shigure out of embarrassment is so cute. Also i really love kyo’s expression when he thinks about tohru. Its just so calm and nothing like his angry demeanor.
He has a playlist on his phone (it doesn’t have a name, but everyone refers to it as ‘(Y/N)’s playlist’) and he plays it whenever you’re overwhelmed. It’s mainly of a collection of soft music that will help calm you down, like ‘Here Comes The Sun’ or ‘Clair De Lune’, but sometimes he’ll throw in something he knows you like, to try and cheer you up
It takes him a little while to notice the signs, even to the point where, in the very beginning of your relationship, he wouldn’t even realize you were having an anxiety attack unless you started crying
His favorite thing to do is just lay with you!!!!
He’s always ready to let you cry into his shirt or just next to him if you need too because he knows it’s nothing you can control – he hates seeing you so sad and out of control, so he tries his hardest to make you feel better
He doesn’t fully understand what’s happening during an anxiety attack – especially the ones where you’re in a public place and something randomly sets you off – but he tries his hardest to sympathize and understand, even pulling an Alex and staying up all night one time after you had a really bad day to research what it feels like for you
He actually went really deep to try and find out how you felt during these attacks and ended up finding an incredibly in-depth website that made him so sad for you that he actually woke you up crying
John tries not to get frustrated with you when your anxiety influences your mood because he knows it’s not your fault, but he can’t help but be the slightest bit hurt when your anxiety makes you snappy towards him. He knows it’s only because your mind is convincing you that he’s going to leave you – you’ve told him that – but he can’t help it. He just loves you so much and he just hates that sometimes you can’t see that.
Alex is really the only one who knows what you’re going through,
He doesn’t have anxiety – at least, not in the way that you do. His anxiety is more due to the fact that he won’t sleep unless all of his work is done; sometimes even refusing to eat depending on how much work he has to do. The stress builds up, and eventually, someone will walk in to find him crying and shaking in the corner of his room.
So when you go into full panic mode, Alexander is quick to pick up on the signs.
As soon as he hears your breathing pick up, he’s there with a blanket to wrap around your shoulders, a cup of piping tea, and a movie that you like to put in
Alex loves reading to you!!!
Of course, he knows you can read by yourself, but there’s something that you love about laying your head on his lap and listening to him read out some book or another while he plays with your hair and he does that until you fall asleep
Like John, he also doesn’t like when you get snappy and irritated but he can’t be too mad because he knows he does the same thing when he’s stressed.
Laf loves to cook in general, but he gets like uber happy when he has a reason to.
He makes all kinds of typical French pastries, Tarte Tatin, Souffle’s, Clafoutis; you name it, he’s made it a thousand times. He puts them in front of you, and even if you don’t want to eat, it brings a slight smile to your face to see him in a pink ‘Kiss The Chef’ apron and oven mitts
He hates seeing you sad, but, unlike the others, he’s not quite sure how to deal with your anxiety, so usually, he calls John or Alex in to help you breathe and what not while he just holds you.
If it was something that triggered it, he’s quick to pinpoint and remove said thing. But if it’s a person, boy howdy they better watch out. Laf goes into full mother-hen mode and has a look of murder in his eyes because he knows that you hate feeling that way as much as he hates seeing you like that.
It breaks his heart every time you sniffle - you can imagine what a full-on panic attack makes him do.
Laf’s in charge of your pills, too; he came with you to get them, and was instructed to watch you take them to make sure you don’t skip.
He took out the middleman and used his height advantage to put them up high so that he would be the one to get them down and watch you take them every morning, making sure you didn’t take too many or too few.
He’s never really had a panic attack, but anxiety is one thing he knows a lot about.
Running your own business is never easy, and, like Alex, Hercules’ stress can quickly evolve into anxiety
He doesn’t know a lot but he considers it better than going in blind
He’ll pause whatever he’s doing and look over at you, notice your glassy eyes or quick breathing and ask if you’re alright.
If you don’t respond, he’ll stop his sewing or whatever he’s doing and shuffle over to you, giving you space, and ask again.
That’s usually you’re tipping point, and you just start crying and cling onto him for dear life, and he rocks you back and forth and plays with your hair.
He usually goes and finds John’s phone to put on that playlist, but puts Rainy Mood on in the background and lets you rest your head on his lap.
He doesn’t take you being snappy to heart, but that’s not to say he tolerates it.
He’ll immediately ask you if you took your pills - which is usually the cause of an early-morning fight - but as long as you’re okay and taking your pills, eating and sleeping, and not holed up in your room all day, he’s okay.
He knows that you can get irritated and tried not to push you on those days.
HCs of baking with Todoroki, lida, and kirishima? I think it'd be so cute. Like even if they take it seriously they're Playful S/O is like putting icing on their cheek and I feel like kirishima would have a good fight, lida would claim you're just wasting food and Todoroki would just sit there dumbfounded "why'd you do that?" I love it.
Iida would scold you about wasting food, but it’s said while laughing, and he absolutely would get you back by flicking some icing on your nose when you least expect it.
He doesn’t like to stray from the recipe because baking has to be very particular or it could all go to hell, and he wants to bake something edible at least.
He likes baking as a downtime activity because it’s fun, and then he always gets a prize afterwards. He’s not sure about cooking in general, but he can definitely bake with the best of them.
He’s very spontaneous in the kitchen. He likes to randomly throw some more chocolate chips into the cake, or suggests adding something else sweet to the mixture to try it out.
He’s got his own little apron he wears in the kitchen, splattered with flour from past cakes, that is adorned with flames and says ‘kiss the cook’ on it.
You have to watch him closely because he’s a batter fiend, and damn the consequences, he’ll stick a spoonful in his mouth without a second thought which doesn’t always leave a lot left over for the finished product.
If you ever wiped icing on his face he’d very casually just wipe it off with his finger, clean it off his finger, and eat it before continuing about his business baking.
He’ll basically just follow the recipe on the box, because he doesn’t want to ruin anything, though he’ll always nod along if you want to add peanut butter chips or white chocolate chips into the mix for a different flavor.
He cools off the goods quickly afterwards so you both don’t have to wait for it to cool off before you dig in; this helps especially with things that need a few helpings of icing.
What do you think the boys are like? I'm new to army and want to know their individual personalities
So, let’s summarize the boys then! Welcome to the fandom by the way, and also, i’m not an expert, but you can easily get to know them a bit better by watching videos/shows they’ve participated, it’s a great source! I will try to keep this short, lets go. (No, i failed, i couldn’t keep this short, enjoy reading all the little details about members personalities <3)
Jin: he’s the oldest member, his age gap with the youngest member of bangtan (Jungkook) is like 5 years, he’s not an introvert nor an extrovert, it varies, at first glance he looks like a quiet person, but when he’s with the members he’s so playful, and he makes dad jokes all the time hahaha, the king of dad jokes, he’s also a very confident, and has high self esteem! It’s really funny whenever he jokes and laughs at his own jokes (he does that all the time) and also he’s very passionate about cooking and food in general, if you want to get to know him more i recommend you look for his Eat Jin episodes either on youtube or VAPP because he talks about him and all that, it’s really cool, and him being the oldest member makes him have a leader type of temperament. Cares a lot about his members, always wanting to take care of them, he also cooks for them, i feel like he would be such a great father in the future <3.
Yoongi/Suga: so he’s the lethargic one in the group (as he said himself) because he’s always in the mood for sleep or either very quiet (sometimes on his cellphone) but that DOES NOT make him a cold person, he’s far from that (he’s a pisces come on, i am one too, we are soft), he can get easily excited and energetic when he’s either on stage (enjoying himself) or doing something that he’s really passionate about (composing for example), and i do believe we can call him an introvert, he also has a really strong personality, he knows what he likes, does what he wants to do, it’s not like he doesn’t care, but more like if he doesn’t like something, he will not do it, period. But the thing is that, if you listen to his mixtape he released called Agust D, and read the lyrics, you’ll see that he shared a lot of personal experiences and stories with us there, he too is a human, who suffered with depression, and pisces people tend to be closeted and not show their emotions that much, so he was brave enough to share that with us, you can learn a bit more about him reading lyrics of some songs. sometimes pisces have this ‘i don’t care’ attitude, but deep down we have the biggest soft spots for people that we really like, and things that we love to do. Also, he’s definitely very independent. An inspiration.
Namjoon/Rap Monster: our leader, namjoon is a hard to understand person, but once you get to know him, you’re gonna love him. he’s definitely an introvert, he’s the type that enjoys long walks on the beach, or just going to a quiet park with a book to sit down and read, maybe even enjoy the scenery and clear his mind. He tends to overthink most of the time, being the leader, there’s this pressure on him for always having to be perfect and strong for his members, hence why he’s always having those deep philosophical thoughts inside his head all the time, this too because like i mentioned before, he also reads a lot! He’s quiet, emotional, sensitive, analytical and of course a perfectionist, started rapping underground and composing when he was really young, mostly because of all the pressure of high school (he used to be one of the top students, with a high IQ) he decided that the best way to express his feelings was through his lyrics, so he started composing and fell in love, rap is also a way he used to let it all out. He tends to also analyze things too much and is always setting high standards for himself, so definitely like i mentioned before as well, it’s a lot of pressure on him. He loves writing long deep messages for armys, either telling a story that has a deep meaning, or just using metaphors to tell how much he loves and appreciate us. He’s always trying to find a way to improve, and he’s definitely very empathetic, likes to have long deep convos, artistic and very creative. And, by being an introvert like i also mentioned, he tends to go to parks/beaches type of places to be alone, a good way to get away from all the noise of the world, and have some time alone. He’s truly inspirational. And if you ever see some bangtan bombs, you’ll probably notice he’s always on his phone right? He loves writing lyrics and his thoughts!
Hoseok/J-Hope: ahh he’s a literal sunshine, the most optimistic and charismatic member - Your angel, your hope - he’s also really noisy, and energetic the type that randomly starts dancing and playing music in your room at 3am asking you to join him, but anyway lmfao, he’s always smiling, a cheerful, positive and friendly person. He’s the mood maker of the group, so count on him to cheer up the place anytime. He once mentioned that his stage name (J-hope) fits him very well since he aims to give hope to the members, and to ARMYs as well <3. He can be considered a sanguine, and sanguine people love to create a lively mood (hence why i mentioned he’s the mood maker). And by definition, sanguines are “boisterous, bubbly, chatty, openly emotional, social extroverts.” He’s also not only the dance machine but the aegyo king of the group.
Jimin: so, he’s a really cute and shy person. he’s the tiniest one of the group (comparing to the other members lmfao). but he’s not only abs like most ppl talk/care about, he’s a genuinely nice person, and he’s super empathetic as well, which makes him such a good and caring friend, someone who everyone wants to be friends with. whenever a member is sad/worried or overthinking too much, he’s there to help, sometimes even putting their feelings before his own, that’s how much he cares about his close friends. he’s the type to closet his feelings too, because he always want’s so to show us a good image, wanting to impress and please ppl most of the time, he manages to hide it by smiling and give us the impression he’s shrugging it off, but he usually opens up his playfulness and youthful acts with close friends. he used to be super self conscious about his body, but that has changed as time passed and he matured a lot, he’s now an explosion and a strong person on stage, he has lots of self confidence and he can get kinda selfish when he’s on stage because like i mentioned there’s that whole pressure on him for setting such high standards for himself, and always wanting to please ppl, but he still manages to do it with a giant smile on his face (which is one of the things that can brighten up anyone’s day, his eye smile is the reason why i fell for him). He’s really passionate about anything he does, like dancing for example, and he’s always wanting to improve. I mentioned above, how he can sometimes closet his feelings and it pains me sometimes, because i really wish he wasn’t that scared to maintain such a “manly and strong image”, i really wish he could show us his true emotions more often, like when he does logs and talks to us about how he’s feeling, that type of thing, but i noticed that lately he has been doing that, and i’m proud of him. And, he’s such a sweet, caring, naive and lovely person, protect him at all costs. His smile is beautiful and can cheer up anyone, his eye smile is so pretty it can make flowers bloom.
Taehyung/V: so this kid has a really quirky personality, he’s such an interesting, eccentric and unique person, he can easily create his own monologues while doing laundry, and play two characters at the same time. he’s really funny, naive, down-to-earth and carefree person, he’s kinda like Yoongi, he does whatever he wants to and he doesn’t care about what other ppl think about him (take his fashion sense/style for example, he loves huge tshirts, he even used to cut it himself, and make giant holes on it haha, truly a king of DIY). he has such a deep and beautiful voice, and has also a very model-like proportioned body. He’s a really cool guy who everyone would want be friends with, he’s all bubbly and energetic like Hoseok. If he’s happy or in a good mood, you’ll see it, because he can get hyper really easily, but when he’s tired he can get quiet easily. He’s open and expressive of his feelings. Nevertheless, he’s the one who’s more attached to his family, whenever he has the chance to mention his parents and/or grandparents, he does it, either to thank them, or to say how much he loves and cherish them, he has younger siblings and he loves childrena so much! i feel like he would be the greatest father in the future! He’s an animal lover too <3. And last but not least, an extrovert, the type that get along really well with anyone.
Jungkook: last but not least, our famous golden maknae, the youngest one in the group! when he first joined bighit, he used to be very shy, during trainee days and even when they debuted, during their first years, that hasn’t changed much, except the fact that he grew up now, and he too has a quirky and interesting personality, and he feels more relaxed and comfortable around bangtan members. The type of boy that, would rather stay home making his covers for example, playing video games (he loves overwatch btw) or watching a movie, reading comics and such, than going out. I see him as an introvert guy, he opens up his playfulness and youthful acts to his close friends and bangtan members only, and he’s kind of private about his own personal feelings too, only a few selected ppl would know about it. He’s not called the golden maknae for nothing, this nickname carries a bigger meaning, altho hes the youngest one in the group he’s such a talented boy, like anything he does he’s good at, it either being dancing or singing, even shooting an arrow, he’s good at anything <3. He can be quiet and reserved sometimes too, even when he’s in public with bangtan members, seems like he prefers to listen and observe them rather than talking, but when he does he can speak very well, despite being young, he a very wise and smart boy. And, aside from being reserved and calm outside, he’s an actual walking and living meme, anything he does becomes a meme easily, kidding (no it’s real, he’s an actual meme), but like, despite that he seems to be a really carefree person, like someone who’s not too sensitive about some things, he’s amazing.